Posted April 21, 2010 at 1:44 am
So, like, the old FTP is still kickin' me out and not letting me login, so here's last Saturday's Joyce and Walky!, presented as a blog post for you, easy-as-you-please.



I'm always overjoyed when folks tell me at conventions that they've been reading since Roomies! or It's Walky!.  Those characters are all still very dear to me, and I always enjoy revisiting them when you come to me and ask me to draw them.  I had a few long-time readers again at C2E2 last weekend, and I thank you for not forgetting them.
Posted April 20, 2010 at 12:21 am
And here's the last of my (published) pictures.  That's right!   There are photos worse than the ones from yesterday with all the mouth-pooping.

(They were blurry or boring.)

Figgered I should take some pictures of some toys, since this is usually a toy blog. This is DC Direct's "Battle for the Cowl" wave. I totally need that Stephanie Brown Batgirl. And probably that hilarious Two-Face that was infuriatingly only a hallucination.


Sunday was kind of a no man's land for the Webcomics Pavilion... except if you were Jeph Jacques. How I hate him.


Since Sunday was kinda dead, I spent time drawing and coloring on my own. Markers are fun!


Reader asked for Reagan vs Hitler. Reader got Reagan vs Hitler. Hooray for democracy!
Posted April 19, 2010 at 12:32 am
Argh.  Well, first, let me address everyone's missing weekend comics.  I had a Joyce & Walky! done days ago, but for some reason the old FTP wasn't working (J&W! is still at the old server) and I couldn't get that fixed before I left.  And I planned to draw TNI's strip at C2E2, but then I forgot about it.  D'oh.  Anyway, I'm a loser, and you'll have your comics when I get home and things are resolved and/or drawn.

Some of these images are kind of gross.  Three of them, in fact.  They are mere links, because, you know. (You may recall that Jeph Jacques and I have a "feud."  In fact, you obviously do recall, because you guys keep asking us to act on it in ways such as this.)   I recommend not clicking on the links that sound Not Safe For Work, because they undoubtedly are.

I'm asked to draw myself pooping in Jeph Jacques mouth.  Of course I'll draw that.

Same person got another book.  So this is Batman pooping in Commissioner Gordon's mouth, because why the hell not.

And Jeph responds.

Commission request: Amber, Mike, and Donatello. Amber's having a hard time deciding.  Nobody does anything nasty to anybody else.


My pal Bluestreak07 and his friends brought me a motherfuckin' KFC Double Down. Friggin' AWESOME.  I ate the whole thing and regretted it soon.


Kel McDonald got this business card from somebody and just had to share. It is the douchiest card we've ever seen.  And yes, we're including that one card from that guy which "isn't meant for a Rolodex."
Posted April 18, 2010 at 2:16 am
Yay, I remembered to bring my camera cord back with me.  And my camera!  (That also helps.)  So have some pix.

Book of Biff and I share a booth! Our Friday iteration of it, before we made some small Saturday changes.


JOSH THE SUPERFAN (as we call him) commissioned this art of Guy Gardner, Robin, and Superboy going cowtipping.


I was asked to autograph this C2E2 program, so I made Flash into Batman.


Don't talk too much at the Topatoco booth, or Jeffrey Rowland will duct tape your mouth shut.


Saturday's stuff I'll put up tomorrow!  Think of today as Friday night, but 24 hours later because I was stupid.

Sneak preview: KFC Double Down.  Mouth-pooping.
Posted April 17, 2010 at 4:08 am
...is gonna be a crappy-ass blog post.  I left my camera cord at the booth.  It will do me no good there, while my camera and laptop are here!  Damn.

Regardless, it's been a super start to what promises to be a super show.  Thanks from me to everyone who's stopped by so far!
Posted April 14, 2010 at 11:46 pm
So, hey, I was reminded by an email this afternoon that I should tell everyone, uh, I guess if you have a certain original art page in mind that you'd like to pick up at C2E2 this weekend, email me with the strip's URL.  If it's available I'll try to find it tomorrow morning before I head to Chicago and I'll aim to have it at the booth for you.  Undialoged, obviously.  It'll be virgin.

No promises, of course.  This is totally a last-minute thing.  I have a huuuuge stack of pages you wouldn't believe!  It's monstrous!  And a few pages are important enough to me that I plan to dialog them and auction them online later at my discretion.

I can't wait to see you guys this weekend!  I am so stoked.  Everyone's always so awesome.
Posted April 14, 2010 at 2:01 am
C2E2 April 16-19
C2E2 April 16-19


Have I mentioned often enough that I'm going to be at C2E2 in Chicago this weekend?  Have I?  Have I Have I Have I?

Well, I am.

Going to be at C2E2, that is.

Here's a fun guide of all the sweet swag I'm gonna bring that you can bring home with you:

"I'm Gardening Man" t-shirt


1) Shortpacked! Book 2 and Roomies! Book 1, of course.  Shortpacked! Book 1, as you recall, is sold out, and Shortpacked! Book 3 is currently in production in Hong Kong.  I will have preorder slips available at the show, but the two books I will have will absolutely not disappoint.

2) The Shortpacked! Book 1 reprint cover poster!  You know, with the Ultra Car and the Ethan and the Ronnie and the Back to the Future?  Yeah.  Gonna have just 25 with me at the show.  Get one before they're gone!  (They're convention-exclusive, so I won't have any in the online store.)

3) "I'm Gardening Man" t-shirts.  All sizes, while they last.   Oh yeah.  You want one.

"If you see me I'm toy hunting" bumper sticker


4) Shortpacked! magnets.  Use this 4"x6" magnet to hold up the pizza coupons on your fridge.

5) "If you see me, I'm toy hunting" bumper sticker.  Let all of traffic know you're hunting in vain for that elusive Transformers Animated Arcee.  These bumper stickers are beautiful.

4"x6" cast magnet


6) And then there's the usual art prints, the original art pages, and I'm available for commissions, as always.

7) I am selling my boothmate, Chris Hallbeck.  He doesn't know yet.  He's $50.

So hit up Chris and I at C2E2, booth WC E.  That's WC for "WebComics," y'see.  There's a whole Webcomics MECCA.  We'll be in the back nestled in between the Moens and the Milhollands.  Seriously, have you seen the roster for this show?  Everyone's gonna be there!  It's crazy.
Posted April 13, 2010 at 2:01 am
SP! avatar wallpaper


So as we were debuting the new site this weekend, Frumph says to me, hey, guess what, this is awesome.  See all those folks with no avatars?  Well, what if I told you that if you uploaded your own avatars to a certain directory and did some Comicpress magic, they'd be randomly assigned to unavatared users?

So I says, holy balls!

And so after crankin' out a handful every day since then, there are now a total of 24 avatars in the pool.  If you don't have an avatar and you post, you'll get randomly assigned, say, Sodomuffin.  And then every time you post, you'll keep that Sodomuffin avatar.  (... at least until I upload a new image into the pool, which restarts the math and they all get switched around again)

Since I have so many, and I put so much work into them despite being tiny 64x64 things, I thought I'd show them to you big as a wallpaper.  You are also free to crop them out and make your own avatars on other boards, so long as you give me credit.  I am also wondering if maybe I should try to do this a print or a poster or something in the meager number of hours I have remaining before C2E2, but we'll see.

Enjoy!
Posted April 12, 2010 at 2:00 am
Since I no longer have to link my blog posts to my comics, what with having a real RSS thing now, should I still post these blog posts at update time?  I guess I could do them at any time of the day, really.  But hey, let's have tonight's at update time, for old time's sake.

(Update time is midnight EST now, in case you ain't noticed.  Bet you were refreshing for an hour, weren't you?)

Thrustor robot mode


Anyway, I promised some images of Beast Wars II Thrustor, and here they are.  I bought one back when he first came out, and he was really awesome then and he's really awesome now.  So why did I get rid of him if he's so awesome?  Well, I was trying to ensmallen my toy collection and it's not like I have a Beast Wars II display.  He'd probably never see the light of day, despite his awesomeness, so I sold him.  Little did I know that a decade later I'd have a new need for him.

So let that be a lesson, kids.  Don't sell any toys because you might want them later to fulfill some weird unforeseen compulsion.

Thrustor was the first retool of the original Dinobot toy and by far the most extensive of the two.  Sure, Hardhead got a new robot head, a new beast head, and new legs, but that's small potatoes compared to Thrustor!  Thrustor's an asymmetrical "Cyborg Beast."  Half of him is robotic and the other half organic, but never the same half.  So he's got an organic left dinoarm and a new mechanical right dinoarm.  His right dinoleg remains unchanged while his left dinoleg has mechanical parts. His head is retooled to be half mechanical as well.  He's got new robot thighs, a new inner robot body, and a new tail that looks like it could kill you just by pointing in  your direction.

Thrustor beast mode


His tail is no longer just any ordinary rotate blade.  Instead of a sword being concealed inside it, there's a spring-loaded clawed missile.  There's a saw sculpted into the launcher, but it sadly doesn't spin.  The halves of the tail still do, of course, and it looks way more threatening with all the additions.

He's got an entirely new weapon, as well.  Since he doesn't have the old segmented tail sword anymore, he's given a new serrated blade.  Instead of storing inside the tail, it stores in between his robot legs while in cyborg-raptor mode.  I like to keep it pointing out and forward in this mode.  It reaches just beyond his jaws.

This toy is by far the best version of the original Dinobot mold.  The toy's biggest weakness was its primitive, First Wave Beast Wars sculpt and the prominence of his robot legs in beast mode.  The retooling negates or at least reduces both of those.  He's a cyborg raptor, so he can have as many mechanical chunks hanging off his chest as he wants, and the newly sculpted cyborg parts obscure how dorky the original raptor mode looks.  Plus, again, the better, spring-loaded rotate blade and the extra serrated blade.

It's a crime, really, that neither Hasbro nor Takara ever redecoed this version of the toy.