A festival of broken people, blood flows in the center ring. Come one and come all, to the greatest show in all of Paris.
Nerf Now!!
Josué Pereira
A cute webcomic about fanservice, video games, and... love. Mostly video games, though.
ARISE, YE SKELETON KING
Brian Clevinger, Escher Cattle, Lee Black
A troupe of wandering "adventurers" down to their last silver "acquire" a map only to find the real treasure was the fiend they dug up along the way.
Saint for Rent
Ru Xu
Saint Halliday runs an inn for Time Travelers. Unfortunately, he seems to attract other supernatural "guests," too.
Edison Rex
Chris Roberson
The adventures of the world’s greatest villain who, after defeating his superheroic nemesis, decides that he’s the only one left to defend the world.
Novae
KaiJu
A historical romance with a touch magic and a dash of astronomy. It chronicles the romantic adventures of Sulvain, a sweet tempered necromancer and Raziol, a passionate 17th century astronomer.
Blindsprings
Kadi Fedoruk
Tamaura, wrested into a world 300 years in the future, must find a way to save the magic fading from her country.
The Weave
Rennie Kingsley
A young woman pursued by bad luck is witness to the murder of the Fairy Queen of Summer. Can she get to the bottom of this mystery?
The Golden Boar
Magnolia Porter Siddell
A young woman joins a group of summoners who call forth Guardian Beasts to protect their isolated magical island. Unfortunately, her Guardian Beast is nothing like she'd imagined, and he's about to change her life, and everything she thought she knew about herself...
Sister Claire
Yamino
In the troubled aftermath of a great war between Witches and her fellow Nuns, novice Sister Claire just wants a purpose.
Nigh Heaven & Hell
Scotty
Heather Vodihn is on a simple mission: find her father. However she becomes entangled with two strangers with mysterious powers being stalked by a group with bizarre demands. Heather must learn to trust her new traveling companions, even if she is untrustworthy herself.
Heroes of Thantopolis
Izzy Strontium Hall
A living boy fights to save the City of the Dead.
Darkling Bright
Chris Hazelton
Kieran Bright is a college student home for the summer and roped into an online reunion with his old neighborhood friends in the most recent update of their favorite childhood MMORPG.
At least, he was, and that was the idea...
Join Kieran and his friends as they are pulled into another reality that may or may not be real and are forced to confront their own identities, the nature of simulated universes and reality itself.
Three Panel Soul
Matt Boyd, Ian McConville
It's a pretty rigid format but we keep the content loose, you know?
Peritale
Mari Costa
A fairy godmother with no magic tries her best to successfully fulfill a Fairytale and win the respect of her peers.
Angel's Orchard
Harry Bogosian
After the events in Demon's Mirror, Gerda has accepted her role as a Demon Hunter, and Cezar has traveled back to the Demon City. Demons have existed alongside humans for millennia, so things begin to return to normal. But an impossibly powerful Relic has been taken by one of the Demon Masters, and a silent war enters its final stages.
Sakana
Mad Rupert
Our heroes must navigate a hazardous dating scene, overcome personal anxieties, and wrangle unruly seafood in order to find love, peace of mind, and a paycheck.
Dumbing of Age
David M Willis
Joyce has been homeschooled her entire life until now, when she's suddenly a freshman in college! Things don't go well.
Stand Still, Stay Silent
Minna Sundberg
A few generations after the end of the world, a small, poorly financed research crew is sent out to rediscover whatever is left of the forbidden old world in the south.
The Messenger
indui
In a ruin-abound town cursed with bad luck, Kai and Kalla--a young boy and a fledgling dragonbird spirit--take on a quest in hopes the reward will solve all of their problems.
Sleepless Domain
Mary Cagle (Cube Watermelon)
In a world where magical girls and their battles are commonplace, loss has become all too common as well.
Monster's Garden
Ash G.
Champion pit fighter Kilo Monster was content to spend the rest of his days tending to his quiet garden alone... until he met a curious robot girl and her human family.
Not Drunk Enough
Tess Stone
Logan Ibarra is possibly the unluckiest repairman in the world. A late night job should not have landed him in the middle of a mad scientist's squabble, but he soon finds himself surrounded by monsters and further madness with little tools to get out.
Ozzie the Vampire
Eric Lide
Ozzie and her best friend Kimmy are your average everyday normal art students – except one is an immortal vampire with superpowers and the other possesses a magic talking grimoire. Also they have to save their town from a demonic invasion.
Guilded Age
T Campbell, John Waltrip, Florence Machina
Welcome to the saga of the working-class adventurer! Enjoy the complete story with new annotations daily!
Empowered
Adam Warren
A sexy superhero comedy (except when it isn't) about the never-ending struggles of a plucky but very unlucky young superheroine.
Barbarous
Ananth Hirsh, Yuko Ota
A crummy wizard and an anxious monster have to get over themselves and bring order to an apartment building full of misfits.
Masterpiece Rodimus Prime was revealed (in color) at this weekend's C3X Hobby in Japan. Okay, woo, so he transforms from Hot Rod to Rodimus Prime to Hot Rod's car to Rodimus Prime's truck, which is sort of neat, I guess, if you like awesome things. But it all pales in comparison to him finally being the right color.
Oh, yes, he's magenta, folks.
He's gonna be about $200 to import, so I think I'm going to pass on him. I do that kind of money for Grimlock, but not Hot Rod. If he comes out in the states, I'll probably pick him up, but there's no promises that he'll remain that purply color, so it's a bittersweet decision. Though, as I was reminded by AllSpark dude Powered Convoy, a large-ass Rodimus toy would go perfect in a Wreckers display. Now that's tempting!
I'm not a big fan of getting more accessories than a character can hold or holster. These new G.I. Joes seem to be really pushing the concept of having as many accessories as possible, so it doesn't really suit my fancy much, but I'm happy for those who enjoy having a variety of accessories with each figure. Me, I just lose them if they're not stowed somewhere. Hell, I lose them even if they are! Also, if all the accessories are awesome, it forces me to choose between them. How hard-to-please am I.
Arctic Destro does come with quite a few awesome accessories. Okay, the climbing picks I can take or leave, but they seem to store okay on the backs of his shins (immobilizing him in theory), so no harm no foul. But his squirt gun is awesome. His larger gun is connected to his backpack via a tube, and I noticed while playing with him that there's a big button on the backpack you can depress with some effort, plus a small hole on the front of the gun. That's pretty neat! Water squirter! Destro also comes with a smaller gun that looks like it has a canister of ooze or something in the front, like he uses it to vaccinate people. That one's okay. But what's pretty awesome is the drill. He comes with a drill!
Now, he can't hold both the drill and the gun and the other gun... These are hard decisions! Unfortunately, to get him to hold all of his accessories with none left prone on the shelf next to him, I have to shove the awesomer drill through the tube on his backpack to stow it, while putting the less awesome canister gun in his one empty hand. Not my preferred hierarchy, but apparently I value complete weapons storage over awesomer weapons.
He also comes with two pieces of ice that you can attach to other figures to simulate Destro having used his freeze gun/water squirter on them. That's pretty damn neat. I kinda want to stick them on him, too, as if he's just really really cold, but the one that hooks up and around the shoulder doesn't fit on him at all, what with the winter jacket's hood. So it has to go on another Destro or something. As shown.
Oh, and the goggles. He has goggles.
P.S. There's Shortpacked! strips tomorrow and Sunday.
Since the Rule 34 website (google it yourself) is apparently all about the torsos of the DeSanto girls, how about a 3D representation of one? Check out the cropped photo of the first pass on Patch Together's Robin DeSanto statue. It's friggin' godlike. These guys just keep getting better and better at making my characters into tangible things, short the unavoidable speedbumps such as Mike's Impossible Hair.
Robin is still up for preorder, and if you order her during the preorder period, you get $5 off the price for jumping on it so early! That's a steal, especially for how amazing this thing is gonna be when it's done.
Rule 34 is not so big about Amber. They only care about her if she happens to be in the same edited image as Robin.
Here's Animated Ironhide, Rodimus Prime's Toys "R" Us exclusive casemate. There's not a lot to say about him that wasn't said about Ratchet. He has a new head! His red is very Cel-Animation-Red, if you know what I mean. Muted, what with the televisions. He has a lot of paint operations on stuff that is usually superfluous, probably because he didn't need much paint, what with being entirely red, and so they had to use up their paint budget somewhere. Like painting his accessories entirely silver, even though they could have been fine left black, especially since they're made-up weapons for the toy and they could be any color. He has the black areas under his eyes painted, and the three yellow hashmarks on the sides of his chest.
Oh, and his knees now snap into place in robot mode, which is new. And very nice.
Hey, folks, I'm gonna be at New England Webcomics Weekend again this November. Me and like fifteen million other webcartoonists who rock. I'm serious, it is the best weekend of the year, mitts down. You want to witness Awesomeness In A Cup? Tickets go on sale Thursday.
Hey, remember the BotFail! dudes? The ones who got all pissy because BotCon wouldn't host their terrible Transformers panel? The ones who couldn't TELL us why Beast Wars sucks because this very potent information was the heart and soul of their really super awesome panel which was the basis of their entire e-penis?
The last of two scheduled Transformers Animated toys are hitting Toys "R" Uses now. (In the states, anyway.) There are a few others that Hasbro let us know might happen, but we don't know anything about their release, so these might as well be the last two.
One of them is the awesome Rodimus Prime. (Well, Rodimus Minor, if you go by his packaging. Hasbro thought there were too many Primes in the toyline, and he's definitely Rodimus Prime in the fiction.) I wasn't super-anticipating his toy versus the others. I mean, he looked awesome, but I was looking forward more to the upgrades of existing characters because I am a retarded doofus like that. I like characters, and Rodimus didn't do very much. What he did was mostly awesome, but it was within the span of a few minutes. The most noteworthy thing is that he's voiced by Judd Nelson again, the voice of Hot Rod/Rodimus from the 1986 movie. (Nelson was too rich for the third season's blood, and they got the talented Dick Gautier to replace him.)
If you're gonna ride, ride in style.
But, let me tell you, this toy is pretty damn neat. And, after riding the crest of my recent Hot Rod character model nerdgasm over-analyzation, it was good mental timing. Remember how I was going on about how Hot Rod is pink? Well, this toy still isn't pink (though the Japanese release is metallic purple), but it's definitely more purple than Hot Rod or Rodimus toys usually are. The photos show him next to the Challenge at Cybertron Rodimus I recently got, which is a very vibrant watermelon red, which does make Rodimus look purpler. I also compared him to the darker red of the original Classics Rodimus, just to see if he was indeed purpler, and he is. Not quite as much to be as accurate as I was pining for previously, but definitely an improvent.
Blackout's not so big! He's just standing on a riser!
Animated Rodimus also transforms differently from every other Hot Rod toy. His arms are formed from the back of the vehicle rather than tucking under either side of the hood. This frees up his legs to be relatively kibbleless, and those tuck up underneath the car. It's a welcome diversion from the usual approach.
The only annoying part of the transformation is entirely my own fault -- I always forget to flip the hot rod engine panel over to the Autobot symbol side during transformation, and I never realize my mistake until I get to the point where I have to take everything apart again to give it room to rotate.
I guess another annoying part is how rough it is to get the crossbow plugged into the top of the roof of the vehicle. There's not much clearance for the back ends of the missiles, and since the connection is pretty shallow, you're more often than not likely to shoot missiles everywhere rather than attach anything.
That said, he's pretty, dynamic, and fun to play with. If you spot him, I'd recommend picking him up. He shows what wonders Hasbro and Takara were able to do in translating the Animated aesthetic into plastic form, especially after much practice.