Hey, look, it's Jason Atwood from Multiplex!  Used without permission!  Ain't I a stinker. By the time you read this, I will have seen Dark of the Moon.  And, god willing, it will have been better than Revenge of the Fallen.  Not that that's a high bar. (I'm back, and I am confident that it was indeed way better.  That's all I'll say.  Keep spoilers out of comments, please.)