It's holiday time and I'm on the road!  Well, on the plane.  To Miami.  To visit folks!  Look, nobody reads comics the week between Christmas and New Years anyway, so I don't know who I'm even typing this out for. Today's strip was graciously submitted by Gordon McAlpin, who does a Super Famous webcomic named Multiplex.  He drew this by hand with real lines, special, just for me!  He has a way with them. Do you wish Shortpacked! were about movies and had fewer lesbians?  Well, check out Multiplex.