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she kicks crime in the face

by David Willis on January 30, 2013 at 10:29 pm
Posted In: Blog

Gail Simone’s Batgirl is one of my favorite comics and so I couldn’t not get a toy of her.  One of the things I miss from the pre-New52 years was the occasional line of DC Direct figures based on certain popular story arcs using the specific art styles from those arcs, like “Public Enemies” or “Batman and Son.”  Those seem to have disappeared abruptly with the new paradigm, with only toys of the new Justice League themselves being offered.  That’s super boring!  Where’s my “Court of Owls” toys?  Where’s my Batgirl?  I want plastic Greg Capullo, not plastic Jim Lee.

Well, Mattel is giving us a Gail Simone Batgirl via their Batman Unlimited toyline, so that’s at least one Want crossed off the list.

She’s a very shiny and attractive figure, though her articulation is very shallow.  Her knees don’t bend very much, and so there’s not a lot of jump kicking she can do.  Batgirls need to jump kick.  She has a lot of joints, they just don’t have range.  That’s mitigated somewhat by the aforementioned shininess.  She’s a gloss black and gold and she catches the light well.  She’s also got all of her excessive costume detailing sculpted in, not painted or ignored, so that’s an unexpected bonus.

Barbara needs to get with my Stephanie toy and go kick some heads.  In my personal canon, they fight crime together.  Hey, if you can have fifty Robins…


└ Tags: batgirl, batman unlimited
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Bricky Skeleton Samurai

by David Willis on January 27, 2013 at 8:37 pm
Posted In: Blog

It was both awesome and terrible that we got all these Transformers Kre-O Micro-Changers this year.  It was awesome because, well, duh, these guys are great and there’s an insane variety and breadth of character choice.  There’s guys like Hook and Warpath, sure, they’re not too surprising, but we also get folks like Scorch (as “Singe”) and Bludgeon and Airachnid.  The character choices are from all of Transformers, and that makes them interesting to me.

What’s terrible about it is that now that I knew there was going to be all these interesting guys, I kind of wanted to have all of them.  I wanted to start collecting them, rather than just choosing the ones I wanted.  Having a larger and more populated “world” made the line “real” to me.  And so I ended up buying a lot of old sets I had passed over to get guys like Bumblebee and Sideswipe.  Thankfully, by the time I got to them they were old enough to start going on heavy clearance.

Anyway, check out this sweet Bludgeon Kreon.  He’s a Micro-Changer, meaning he’s in one of twelve blind-bagged figures.  Other than a stamped imprint of a number code on the back of the bag, you don’t know which one you’re getting, like a pack of trading cards.  What makes him a Micro-Changer specifically is that he comes with some extra parts to give him a very crude vehicle mode.  Basically, you pretend this dude lying down with treads on his arms and a barrel on his back is a tank.  Not the best-looking thing, but given the idea requires that a little dude be in the center of whatever you’re putting together, plus the whole $2.99 price tag, it’s hard to complain.  Besides, folks just want these things for the figures themselves anyway.

The only real annoying part is the piece Kre-O uses to attach things onto the back of the robot mode.  It’s always these military flak jacket pieces that fold over the entire torso.  Sure, the peg on the back is there so you can give him kibble, but the front of the flak jacket covers up all the distinguishing deco on the front.  LEGO has pieces that connect over the neck and hang over the back of the torso only, leaving the front of the torso bare, but Kre-O must not.

But it’s a building set, so you can always just leave off that stuff if you want and go with the bare figure.

Here’s the number codes if you find a box of these guys and want to select one you want.  Not every case has a full set of dudes — sometimes it’s almost everybody, but sometimes it’s just three guys that repeat over and over.  It seems to always be random.

40 – Singe
41 – Inferno
42 – Springer
43 – Warpath
44 – Quickslinger
45 – Rampage
46 – Insecticon
47 – Blast Off
48 – Hook
49 – Dirge
50 – Airachnid
51 – Bludgeon


└ Tags: bludgeon, kre-o
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HEAD ON A STICK!

by David Willis on January 21, 2013 at 8:21 pm
Posted In: Blog

My buddy Trent is making action figure weapons through Shapeways, and since one of them included a head on stick, I kind of had to get it.  Plus, y’know, my buddy Trent.  I’ve never bought anything from Shapeways before and so it would be fun to see what that’s all about.  (As far as I understand, you can give them 3D models of stuff they download into reality, aka plastic.)

Trent is making a bunch of stuff that enhance your Transformers figures (or any other toy with 5mm pegholes) but not in a way that infringes on their intellectual property.  That’s something I can get behind.  This one’s called the “5mm MakeShift Weapons Set.”  And so there’s a car engine flail and some arm claws made out of garbage and, of course, the generic robot head impaled upon a smokestack so as to be used as a hammer.  As you do.

The accessories are “printed” on a to-order basis and mailed to you, and arrive unpainted.  So I painted mine!  It was fun to do, and I got to add lots of dribbling mech fluids.  I was a little worried that the paint would not survive interacting with the figure, but it seems to be resilient enough.  It doesn’t scrape or make the accessory too wide for the grip.  So huzzah.

And now my toys can beat each other with heads on sticks, which is a noble goal.


└ Tags: fan add-ons
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Beast Hunters, Assemble!

by David Willis on January 20, 2013 at 3:37 pm
Posted In: Blog

Hasbro is spreading their Beast Hunters stuff into the Kre-O line as well.  This set based around Optimus is the only set that’s out so far, and it’s only been spotted at Meijer.  But I had to have it for Reasons.

Well, Reason.  Finally Hasbro’s started giving names to the little human dudes who come with the bigger sets.  Usually they’re just “driver” or “pilot” or whatever, but this time the human’s named and designed after the kid from Transformers: Energon, Chad “Kicker” Jones.  As were his toys in that toyline, his name is better trademarkable as “Energon Kicker,” so there y’go.  Another set that’s not out yet comes with “Col. Daniel Witwicky,” which is Sparkplug Witwicky‘s full name and rank in IDW comics.  If they keep on throwing awesome pre-existing human dudes into these sets, I am going to be very pleased and also very poorer.

The rest of the set didn’t disappoint, either.  I really feel like these later Kre-O sets are hitting a groove.  The sets from the first year annoyed me as they got more complex.  Even the mid-sized sets built its robots from many strata of thin tiles, and as a result they weren’t that fun to put together.  This Beast Hunters Optimus Prime set avoids that without being a pile of specialized bricks.  It feels more efficient and creative.

There was another pleasant surprise: there are two different choices for hands on each wrist.  On older sets, there was just a generic fist-block for hands.  But here, we get slightly rubberized hands molded into various poses.  There’s  a sword-holding hand and an open-palm-fingers-splayed hand for the right arm and a clenched fist and pointing finger for the left arm.  This is the damn coolest thing.  I was going to build the truck mode first (it looked cooler) until I saw I had all these hand options.

Even forgetting the hands, the robot mode is a satisfying completed build.  Lots of articulation is built into the robot mode, and not just on the limbs and ball-jointed waist.  Prime’s knee-kibble points foward, you can play with his shoulder stuffs similarly, and the winged backpack with working missile launchers can raise up from his back to position over his shoulders.  There’s a lot to do.  His sword doesn’t come with a scabbard, but that’s okay, because this is construction block stuff, so just peg it on his thigh.

His truck mode is neat-looking, too, but it sort of sits in the shadow of the awesome robot mode build.  It was interesting to discover that the trailer is actually mounted on an articulated ball-jointed arm that comes out of the hitch.  The roof is more lightly pegged-in so you can remove it easily to fit a Kreon inside.  And, again, missile launchers and deployable wings.

There’s an unnamed dragon dude, too.  He looks kind of like Lazerback, but not quite.

The only thing that bugged me about the set was the stickers.  The sticker boundaries weren’t cut very precisely, and so if you have two stickers which are supposed to have symmetric deco, one of them is sometimes a little offset.  It can be a little annoying, especially with the dragon’s eyes.  You can line up the boundaries of the stickers themselves so they’re symmetrical, but one eye will still look a little dippy as it’s wandered across the surface of the sticker.


└ Tags: beast hunters, kicker, kre-o, optimus prime, transformers
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BEASTIES

by David Willis on January 17, 2013 at 11:15 pm
Posted In: Blog

The current New Big Line is Transformers Prime: Beast Hunters, which means some motherfriggin’ beasts, dude!  All of the titular beasts appear to be  dragons, but while I am not super fond of dragons, beggars can’t be choosers, y’know?  It’s been a dry season for beasts for quite a few years!  I mean, sure, you get your occasional Grimlock or Laserbeak or Ravage — which I am thankful for because those are awesome guys or at least guys who can be redecoed into Buzzsaw — but never an actual semi-flood of beasts.  A beast buffet.  And the most recent two beasts like Thundertron … some… other guy… I forget… were kind of bleh, so hopefully these Beast Hunters beasts will amend my disappointment!

Beasts beasts beasts beasts… yeah, now the word has no meaning.

Anyhow, in the first wave of Deluxe Beast Hunters is Lazerback.  Oh man, that name.  Did you know that the packaging mock-up in the presentation slide at New York Comic Con had it spelled “Laserback,” as is right and holy?  And everyone online kept on spelling it Lazerback, with a Z, and I was all “NO YOU DUDES IT HAD AN S OH MY GOD LEARN TO SPELL LASER” but ahahahaha no, the packaging mockup was a dirty well-spelled lie and we got it with the Z for reals.

“LASER” IS AN ACRONYM THAT STANDS FOR SOMETHING GOD DAMMIT

Anyway.

Lazerback is pretty cool!  And… hefty.  His card bubble is way deeper than the rest of his wave, and he feels about twice as heavy.  He’s dense.   He is also the Beastiest Beast.  His forelimbs become arms and his hindlimbs become legs.  His tail comes off and becomes a weapon.  These are all things that beast toys like to do a lot.  And y’know, I don’t think I really care.  If I can get 30 billion car toys where the hood becomes the chest and the trunk becomes the legs and there’s some door wings or something, then I can enjoy Lazerback.

And truth be told, he’s a solid toy. He doesn’t do a lot of innovative things, but he does old things well.  He’s a great dragonbeast thing.  He’s meaty.  His jaws open and he has a missile launcher that comes out of his spine.  And while the tail does become his weapon, the way it closes up around his fist makes me think it’s supposed to be just an extension of his arm in one mode, like the tail IS his arm.  He’s got a tail-arm.  And that’s pretty cool.  Definitely Beast Warsy.  And those colors of his — red, purple, and yellow — they’re really grabbing me.  I like him.

I want more.


└ Tags: beast hunters, lazerback, transformers prime
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