Amber pooped a baby.
Betcha he was concieved on the laundry room floor. Sperm met egg the instant Amber’s fist connected with Mike’s face.
Dude, if that were true, that kid would have been born last Christmas.
Last Christmas, I gave you my sperm, but the very next day, you punched it away. This year, to save me from tears, I’ll give it to someone special…
Aiyua wins this thread.
Well, this is the most pleasant cast addition ever =(
[I say that from the "eew innards" standpoint, not "eew babby," to be certain]
I fear the things Mike will teach it.
The second wave is always worse than the first. This is true with viruses and bacteria, the toughest SOBs on this planet, so I’m pretty sure this spawn will be the same.
If anything, I fear what this kid will DO with what it learns from Mike. Where’s the purple head alien when you need him?
If this kid is a girl, she had better be named Dina. Just sayin’.
Only if Walky is the godfather.
I kind of second this.
Where you come from, do baby girls often get named after the former girlfriends of their father?
Hey, it worked in Dragonball Z.
I might agree with you, but shes dead. there’s a lot of people out there who name their children after dead boyfriends/ girlfriends, or even just dead friends. it’s just a way people remember them. And fairly common, at that.
I’m gonna say, yeah, if this kid is a girl, name her dina. t’would be awesome.
May I suggest a muli-part name?
Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third Warner
Call her Dottie, and you die.
‘the Third’? Does this imply there’s already another two Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Bescas in the Warner Family?
Shhhh .. that’s a surprise …. she is one of three sisters XD
I am also heartily for this.
They’re so cute at this stage.
I cannot wait to see Lil’ Warner. Mostly, I want to see how Mike reacts to being a dad. Hopefully, not shouting “I fucked your mom!” every five minutes at the child.
This is Mike; the baby will probably be named “I-fucked-his-or-her-mom I’ll-do-the-same-to-you Warner”
or if he’s feelinf like a good daddy (Mike version) “Touch-my-kid-and-die You-get-just-one Warner”, since it’s his and Amber’s kid this name will probably be misleading…
That was a bad joke…
That or Mike will be a good parent – which I find to be more frightening than if he where a bad or even just an acceptable one…
Okay, this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that the child is Mike’s. Thank you and goodbye.
Didn’t realize there was a controversy…
Everything is a controversy! Here is this poorly printed out pamphlet on what’s really going on in Shortpacked! It’s all true, the creator told me hims…
(in Maury Povich voice) “Mike you ARE the father!”
I suppose it could be Robin/Amber’s baby. I mean, I’m sure Mike HELPED, at some point, but clearly we know the truth. Robin and Amber’s love will not be denied!
This child will go on to greater heights of jerkness than Mike will ever imagine, but on the eve of Lil’Warner’s ultimate victory, Mike will come and snatch it away. For a nickel.
I was hoping for Mike Jr. (b/c i’d love a timeskip or something to where he’s in preschool, lol). what a cute tail he has
Best cast member ever.
I can only imagine the evil that the genetic union of Amber and Mike will wield.
OR we may have another rebellious offspring totally opposite to her parents lifestyle and goals …. yes, I mean …. a genuinely well-meaning good-natured person, a Republican, a devout Evangelical Christian who strictly follows the Bible as literally as possible and is easily shocked when challenged on any point of dogma.
Latter in life she will attributing her youthful appearance to her conformity to the “three Cs”—”clean living, chewing thoroughly, and a daily dose of vitamin church.”
So Amber is pregnant with Joyce circa 1997?
*Gong* … That’s to the negatory my fine featured friend.
I think the hard work Amber and Robin did to make this baby happen is being ignored.
I’m actually curious. As time goes by, will this picture be updated until the birth?
Haven’t decided. Probably depends on how busy I am.
Oh god I hope it is! Right now this image creeps me the hell out!
If you think this creeps you out, you should see the ones I had to wade through on Google Images to find reference!
Oh God I hate that song. But this is just too awesome for words. I will sing this whenever I hear it play on the muzak at the mall.
Dammit I was trying to reply to aiyua and it didn’t work…
See you next summer!
Considering who is the father, “Anakin” would be a great name for the baby, just saying.
Who in their right mind, or left for that matter, would name their little girl Anakin?
Who said it’s gonna be a girl?
No, It’d be Allana if it was a girl.
Dude, an awesome name would be Percival Pettingrew Pitt the forty-second
It’s a girl, and it’ll be named after Faz O. Lee’s upscale sister, Olive Garden
This is so babies.
We’re talking Willis here, people. Even odds say it’ll be a horrible pun, something in the vein of “Tim Warner” or such.
HA! You ARE updating the baby until its’ birth!
So why aren’t we starting a baby pool? I say girl, 7.5 lbs, born on June 2 45 minutes after midnight.
I say girl just because it would be fun to see Mike with a “daddy’s little girl”
I say June 6, 6 lbz, about 6 AM.
I’ll take that bet. I’ll plug Boy, June 3rd, 8lbs, just before 8pm
Boy, 9 lbs, June 1, 1 am.
Girl, June 8 2:31pm
It’s growing! :O Amber’s tummy should be getting big soon…
It has feet! And hands! Omg! And… MIKE HAIR for a skull o_o
It looks vaguely like a water bear, now…
Um… woops on the name. *facepalm*
Oh its definitely Mike’s. Look at how pissed off it is. I vote we just call it FetusFace and be done with it.
and it’s female, apparently. *shrug* not sure if it’s possible to know that by this stage or not. Probably. it’s, what, 5 months in now?
Two ways – the sonogram they just did or genetic testing earlier on when they did an amniocentesis [ good idea that, knowing the genetic mash-up that are the parents]
Also – I was right – whoohoo – now to see just how messed up, as in MIKEd, her registered name will be. Knowing mike, it will put the writers of Montey Python to shame and give the registrar nightmares. Just saying. MIKE is the dad after all.
It’s a girl! So far so good with my pick…
can’t wait to see this kid wield Amber’s corn popper.
Will the child inherit mikes alien powers?
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