Donna Warner

Amber pooped a baby.


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  1. emeraldbeacon

    Betcha he was concieved on the laundry room floor. Sperm met egg the instant Amber’s fist connected with Mike’s face.

    • David Willis
      David Willis

      Dude, if that were true, that kid would have been born last Christmas.

      • aiyua
        aiyua

        Last Christmas, I gave you my sperm, but the very next day, you punched it away. This year, to save me from tears, I’ll give it to someone special…

        Your mom.

        • PK
          PK

          Aiyua wins this thread.

          • Kaci
            Kaci

            second

  2. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside

    Well, this is the most pleasant cast addition ever =(

    • Jen Aside
      Jen Aside

      [I say that from the "eew innards" standpoint, not "eew babby," to be certain]

  3. Bobnotk
    Bobnotk

    I fear the things Mike will teach it.

    • pakopako
      pakopako

      The second wave is always worse than the first. This is true with viruses and bacteria, the toughest SOBs on this planet, so I’m pretty sure this spawn will be the same.

      If anything, I fear what this kid will DO with what it learns from Mike. Where’s the purple head alien when you need him?

  4. Another Commenter
    Another Commenter

    If this kid is a girl, she had better be named Dina. Just sayin’.

    • T.C.R.M
      T.C.R.M

      Only if Walky is the godfather.

    • skrcha
      skrcha

      I kind of second this.

    • Aris Katsaris
      Aris Katsaris

      Where you come from, do baby girls often get named after the former girlfriends of their father?

      • Senchou
        Senchou

        Hey, it worked in Dragonball Z.

      • Joural
        Joural

        I might agree with you, but shes dead. there’s a lot of people out there who name their children after dead boyfriends/ girlfriends, or even just dead friends. it’s just a way people remember them. And fairly common, at that.

        I’m gonna say, yeah, if this kid is a girl, name her dina. t’would be awesome.

        • N0083rP00F
          N0083rP00F

          May I suggest a muli-part name?
          Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third Warner

          • Rick2Tails
            Rick2Tails

            not Dottie?

            • Sparks
              Sparks

              Call her Dottie, and you die.

          • das-g
            das-g

            ‘the Third’? Does this imply there’s already another two Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Bescas in the Warner Family?

            • N0083rP00F
              N0083rP00F

              Shhhh .. that’s a surprise …. she is one of three sisters XD

    • Artemi
      Artemi

      I am also heartily for this.

    • quietdevious1
      quietdevious1

      No, don’t.

  5. Janette

    They’re so cute at this stage.

  6. AliaPie
    AliaPie

    I cannot wait to see Lil’ Warner. Mostly, I want to see how Mike reacts to being a dad. Hopefully, not shouting “I fucked your mom!” every five minutes at the child.

    • OverlordMikey
      OverlordMikey

      This is Mike; the baby will probably be named “I-fucked-his-or-her-mom I’ll-do-the-same-to-you Warner”

      or if he’s feelinf like a good daddy (Mike version) “Touch-my-kid-and-die You-get-just-one Warner”, since it’s his and Amber’s kid this name will probably be misleading…

      That was a bad joke… :(

      That or Mike will be a good parent – which I find to be more frightening than if he where a bad or even just an acceptable one…

  7. Platypus
    Platypus

    Okay, this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that the child is Mike’s. Thank you and goodbye.

    • David Willis
      David Willis

      Didn’t realize there was a controversy…

      • Spiffster13
        Spiffster13

        Everything is a controversy! Here is this poorly printed out pamphlet on what’s really going on in Shortpacked! It’s all true, the creator told me hims…


        Wait…

      • Rick2Tails
        Rick2Tails

        (in Maury Povich voice) “Mike you ARE the father!”

      • Artemi
        Artemi

        I suppose it could be Robin/Amber’s baby. I mean, I’m sure Mike HELPED, at some point, but clearly we know the truth. Robin and Amber’s love will not be denied!

        (not really)

  8. Chupacabraconvoy
    Chupacabraconvoy

    This child will go on to greater heights of jerkness than Mike will ever imagine, but on the eve of Lil’Warner’s ultimate victory, Mike will come and snatch it away. For a nickel.

  9. arjay2813
    arjay2813

    I was hoping for Mike Jr. (b/c i’d love a timeskip or something to where he’s in preschool, lol). what a cute tail he has

  10. DaveR
    DaveR

    Best cast member ever.

  11. T.C.R.M
    T.C.R.M

    I can only imagine the evil that the genetic union of Amber and Mike will wield.

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F

      OR we may have another rebellious offspring totally opposite to her parents lifestyle and goals …. yes, I mean …. a genuinely well-meaning good-natured person, a Republican, a devout Evangelical Christian who strictly follows the Bible as literally as possible and is easily shocked when challenged on any point of dogma.
      Latter in life she will attributing her youthful appearance to her conformity to the “three Cs”—”clean living, chewing thoroughly, and a daily dose of vitamin church.”

      • Phillip Wilde

        So Amber is pregnant with Joyce circa 1997?

        • N0083rP00F
          N0083rP00F

          *Gong* … That’s to the negatory my fine featured friend.

  12. T.C.R.M
    T.C.R.M

    I think the hard work Amber and Robin did to make this baby happen is being ignored.

  13. Ter
    Ter

    I’m actually curious. As time goes by, will this picture be updated until the birth?

    • David Willis
      David Willis

      Haven’t decided. Probably depends on how busy I am.

      • tdm88
        tdm88

        Oh god I hope it is! Right now this image creeps me the hell out!

        • David Willis
          David Willis

          If you think this creeps you out, you should see the ones I had to wade through on Google Images to find reference!

  14. Maveric1984
    Maveric1984

    Oh God I hate that song. But this is just too awesome for words. I will sing this whenever I hear it play on the muzak at the mall.

    • Maveric1984
      Maveric1984

      Dammit I was trying to reply to aiyua and it didn’t work…

  15. Jon
    Jon

    See you next summer!

  16. NerdAtComputer

    Considering who is the father, “Anakin” would be a great name for the baby, just saying.

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F

      Who in their right mind, or left for that matter, would name their little girl Anakin?

      • Katsu
        Katsu

        Who said it’s gonna be a girl?

        • OracleOfTicTacs
          OracleOfTicTacs

          No, It’d be Allana if it was a girl.

          Duh!

          :D

  17. Khalia
    Khalia

    Dude, an awesome name would be Percival Pettingrew Pitt the forty-second

  18. RayBarrington

    It’s a girl, and it’ll be named after Faz O. Lee’s upscale sister, Olive Garden

  19. Phillip Wilde

    This is so babies.

  20. Katsu
    Katsu

    It’s growing!

  21. FHZebedee8
    FHZebedee8

    We’re talking Willis here, people. Even odds say it’ll be a horrible pun, something in the vein of “Tim Warner” or such.

  22. Ter
    Ter

    HA! You ARE updating the baby until its’ birth!

  23. quietdevious1
    quietdevious1

    So why aren’t we starting a baby pool? I say girl, 7.5 lbs, born on June 2 45 minutes after midnight.

    • quietdevious1
      quietdevious1

      I say girl just because it would be fun to see Mike with a “daddy’s little girl”

    • Mycroft
      Mycroft

      I say June 6, 6 lbz, about 6 AM.

  24. Mrelegos
    Mrelegos

    I’ll take that bet. I’ll plug Boy, June 3rd, 8lbs, just before 8pm

  25. Laura
    Laura

    Boy, 9 lbs, June 1, 1 am.

  26. SUTBEric

    Christina Warner-O’Malley
    Girl, June 8 2:31pm
    7lbs 4oz

  27. AliaPie
    AliaPie

    It’s growing! :O Amber’s tummy should be getting big soon…

  28. Ter
    Ter

    It has feet! And hands! Omg! And… MIKE HAIR for a skull o_o

  29. aiyau
    aiyau

    It looks vaguely like a water bear, now…

    • aiyua
      aiyua

      Um… woops on the name. *facepalm*

  30. LuffySP
    LuffySP

    Oh its definitely Mike’s. Look at how pissed off it is. I vote we just call it FetusFace and be done with it.

  31. Joural
    Joural

    and it’s female, apparently. *shrug* not sure if it’s possible to know that by this stage or not. Probably. it’s, what, 5 months in now?

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F

      Two ways – the sonogram they just did or genetic testing earlier on when they did an amniocentesis [ good idea that, knowing the genetic mash-up that are the parents]

      Also – I was right – whoohoo – now to see just how messed up, as in MIKEd, her registered name will be. Knowing mike, it will put the writers of Montey Python to shame and give the registrar nightmares. Just saying. MIKE is the dad after all.

  32. SUTBEric

    It’s a girl! So far so good with my pick…

  33. Krogaladin
    Krogaladin

    can’t wait to see this kid wield Amber’s corn popper.

  34. andrew
    andrew

    Will the child inherit mikes alien powers?

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