Jeshua ben Joseph
Historical Jesus
Galasso heard that controversy can drum up store traffic, and so he resurrected the Historical Jesus to work at Shortpacked!. What Galasso got, though, may be a little more than he bargained for. Jeshua’s a revolutionary prone to overturning tables of merchandise, and he won’t shut up about how the Son of Man is coming to restore the Kingdom of Heaven. And he’s 5’1″.
Everyone calls him Jesus because that’s more marketable, and Robin makes him wear a bright blue sash around his uniform because that’s what the Picture Bible told her Jesus is supposed to wear.
