Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (29) ¬

1. 
   DannyBoy

   July 4, 2012 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

   I like this.
2. 
   Michael

   July 4, 2012 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

   I feel like I have to put my mouse over something for a bonus panel.

   • 
     Abrogate

     July 4, 2012 at 12:55 am | # | Reply

     lol

     • 
       Gundi

       July 4, 2012 at 1:06 am | # | Reply

       Same here.
   • 
     John

     March 22, 2013 at 3:23 am | # | Reply

     … I didn’t know that was a thing. Now I have to re-read three fucking thousand SMBC strips. Screw you.
3. 
   J.T.

   July 4, 2012 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

   The love that cannot speak its name…

   unless it’s the human half.
4. 
   Wonder Wig

   July 4, 2012 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

   Willis is going to go all Dark Knight Returns with his Batman during this power outage. We’ll soon hear news of a man waving an action figure, wearing a tropical shirt, and leading a gang of mutants on a herd of horses through the streets.

   • 
     Historyman68

     July 4, 2012 at 2:08 am | # | Reply

     …a herd of horses?

     • 
       Wonder Wig

       July 4, 2012 at 12:25 pm | # | Reply

       A gaggle of horses then.
5. 
   radical edward

   July 4, 2012 at 12:25 am | # | Reply

   His nudity is disconcerting.

   • 
     Abrogate

     July 4, 2012 at 12:56 am | # | Reply

     that is how Zach typically draws himself, I guess he is projecting
   • 
     Cholma

     July 4, 2012 at 12:59 am | # | Reply

     The Willis is ALWAYS nude. Those photos from cons showing him wearing a Hawaiian shirt? PHOTOSHOP.

     • 
       Historyman68

       July 4, 2012 at 5:31 am | # | Reply

       It’s a spray on shirt-

       “it’s burning my skin!”

       “That’s to let you know it’s a shirt.”
6. 
   Abrogate

   July 4, 2012 at 12:56 am | # | Reply

   finally, a Weiner in Shortpacked
7. 
   Jetstream

   July 4, 2012 at 1:07 am | # | Reply

   It’s true to life, isn’t it Willis?
8. 
   Fanboy

   July 4, 2012 at 2:24 am | # | Reply

   Zach had a great guest strip over at xkcd too. He does a great job of distilling a webcomic’s essence down to it’s primal core.
9. 
   OtakuX

   July 4, 2012 at 4:23 am | # | Reply

   What the hell is up with that new Batman figure? The text on the back says Killer Croc poisoned the water, and Batman used the water to mutate into a man-bat type creature to fight him. Why would Batman MUTATE HIMSELF to fight an enemy?

   • 
     David Willis

     July 4, 2012 at 9:13 am | # | Reply

     VENGEANCE.

     • 
       OtakuX

       July 4, 2012 at 8:22 pm | # | Reply

       …touché…
   • 
     Roborat

     July 4, 2012 at 2:39 pm | # | Reply

     He’s Batman.
10. 
    Dibullba

    July 4, 2012 at 6:16 am | # | Reply

    “And friends! So many friends”
    on the moon?

    • 
      Wack'd

      July 4, 2012 at 11:00 am | # | Reply

      No, in his head.

      He’s so happy…
11. 
    DT

    July 4, 2012 at 8:31 am | # | Reply

    I spent like five minutes looking for the Votey icon… ¬.¬
12. 
    CreatureSH

    July 4, 2012 at 9:30 am | # | Reply

    ARGH the button it’s not there can’t read a Weiner comic without mouseover bonus my mind breaks
13. 
    Pat Myers

    July 4, 2012 at 9:30 am | # | Reply

    Until I got to the newsbox, I thought Zach was doing a really weird strip for today. And SMBC is in the next tab! Can I handle that much Weinersmith?
14. 
    Krimson

    July 4, 2012 at 2:32 pm | # | Reply

    Why does Batman look like Optimus Prime?

    • 
      N0083rP00F

      July 4, 2012 at 3:47 pm | # | Reply

      Because Optimus Prime IS BATMAN in disguise.
15. 
    The guy that is planning the death of....

    July 5, 2012 at 1:22 pm | # | Reply

    So why does David look like a blob?

    • 
      David Willis

      July 5, 2012 at 3:24 pm | # | Reply

      Because I eat too much Taco Bell.