Look at the tags for this strip.
It is my Holy Trinity.
Honestly the Doritio taco isn’t that great but still its tasty. Great artwork by the way!
It’s not vigilante justice…it’s Fourthmeal. Think outside the cowl.
I find this strip offensive.
OFFENSIVE TO GOOD TASTE.
I FIND IT OFFENSIVE TO MY BOWELS
i have no idea why but the way you say that and that image just work so well together. i laughed irl hard
offensive but delicious!
Makes me quiero Taco Bell so I can make a run for the bathroom and drop the chalupa, if you know what I mean.
“It makes me I want Taco Bell”
That’s what you just said
Yes, when translating from one language to another there are often gramatical inconsistencies. When trying to make sense of Spanglish it gets worse.
Not the Adam Sandler drama, of course
So the Chihuahua always said “I I want Taco Bell”? That’s pretty funny. Or is the “yo” optional and not grammatically redundant?
The ‘yo’ is optional; the ‘me’ is just plain wrong. ‘Me quiero’ means ‘I love myself’.
This isn’t reddit. Get out.
Also, underwear-shaped glass shard in panel 3.
Damn, now I can’t unsee it.
I had one. I honestly barely noticed the Dorito.
…The three packets of fire sauce may have been a factor.
When do we get one in Cool Ranch?
My boner has a boner.
You should have that looked at
You should start a very unique porn site. You’d be rich.
There is nothing about this strip that is not perfection.
The third panel is the best of everything ever.
Taco Bell and Dorritos should pay you mad cash for this, Willis.
I can imagine the sad pretenders to follow, though. Subway sandwiches on the optional foot-long Triscuit, Del Taco burritos with tortilla made of Fruit Roll-Up… Not good.
I’d try that Subway thing
A foot long triscuit?! Where the poop do I sign up?!
Well, damn, now I’ll have to try that.
I don’t understand what’s going on.
It’s a very accurate reproduction of the scene from Batman: Year One (by Frank Miller) where a bat flies through Bruce Wayne’s window. He just tried to fight some crooks and got his ass handed to him because he wasn’t intimidating enough.
So he’s sitting in his study, pretty much bleeding to death, and wondering if he should just up and die, when suddenly a bat crashes through the window, scaring the bejesus out of him. He realizes how frightening it is, and is inspired to pull himself together and become Batman.
Except here Bruce is a taco, the bat is a bag of Doritos, and this inspires the new Dorito Taco at Taco Bell.
And it makes more sense than anything Frank Miller has written in over a decade.
I’m guessing Miller hasn’t seen many actual bats.
Always had a problem with that, bats only weigh a few ounces, it would have just bounced off the glass. Not quite the same dramatic effect, however.
African bat, or European bat?
So two bats, carrying a coconut would weigh enough to break the window?
It literally showcases how batshit crazy Miller’s Bruce is.
If I recall correctly, the actual origin story has it fly through the open window. Much more plausible, but presumably not dramatic enough.
Make it a print.
Please, make it a print.
So what you’re saying is that Bruce was just a chip off the old block?
That was cheesy
wow, you’ve got this whole pun thing in the bag.
I’m not high enough to understand this. And I don’t get high anyway so…walking away now.
I don’t think Willis does either… though I could be wrong?
There’s no taco bell in australia :’(
Then who won the Restaurant Wars in the Demolition Man movie?
But that was the republic of california – the rest of the world didn’t matter – heck, according to pretty much anyone in the states, the rest of the world doesn’t even exist except as folklore and myth.
Disclaimer – the previous post was in sarcastic jest and does not reflect of the mental faculties of those actually able to find this webcomic and read these posts.
Im oddly certain that in the movie Demolition Man australia had been abandoned for some unkown reason (or it just plain doesnt exist anymore). Hell we dont even have a decent Krispy Kreme to person ratio here, not to mention the very distinct lack of pop-tarts.
Alright, this is just downright spooky.
Tonight after getting off work, I went to Taco Bell and on the ride home I was listening Batman Year One on my iPhone while eating the Tacos.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Hmm. Despite the original being Miller, I’m actually getting a serious Mignola vibe off this – especially panels 4-5. Nice.
Well, Miller didn’t draw Year One, he only wrote it.
But the original flavor of Doritos is taco flavored, so if Taco Bell is now making Doritos flavored, thus taco flavored tacos, are they admitting all their other tacos don’t taste like tacos?
Not taco flavored, nacho cheese flavored (allegedly).
I don’t really follow. It’s just a taco in a Nacho Cheesier Doritos-flavored shell.
And for those of us who eat the soft tacos…?
Just let it sit for a few minutes. Those shells get soggy fast.
I was 100% ready to be all OH, FRANK MILLER YEAR ONE PARODY, NEVER SEEN ONE OF THOSE BEFORE ON THE INTERNET EVER
but no, that was fantastic.
You’ve been 9gagged, Mr. Willis.
(for some reason, whenever I think of you, I think of Bruce Willis. . .)
This may be the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. Taco Bell: Year One.
Your avatar made me think “Since when did Impulse have a beard?”
I don’t know what that means. This is just one of my cartoon characters.
Sorry, got the link, but text failed. That is a picture of Impulse.
There are no Dorito shells in Canada. My taco has a sad now
This strip is much more satisfying than the Dorito Taco actually was.
Tacos are a soft shelled and delicious lot.
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Also the strips not bad either.
The conqueror snack.
I like the handwriting – Willis, is it your handwriting, or is it a font you created from your handwriting? I’m just curious.
It’s just my handwriting, though with rounder Ws and some extra cursive-like serifs in there, just to make it superficially different.
I may hate Taco Bell for masquerading as a Mexican food serving restaurant, but this was just pure win! XD
Shouldn’t this be Nachitos? Or are we out-of-universe here?
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