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by David Willis on March 14, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 09 - The Secondish Coming

└ Tags: duncan, ethan, transformers, transformers prime

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  1. Vabolo
    Vabolo
    March 14, 2012 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    The plastic’s always cheaper on the other side.

  2. turkishproverb
    turkishproverb
    March 14, 2012 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Yea, I’ve seen this happen. Hilarious.

    • Ridureyu
      Ridureyu
      March 14, 2012 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

      As have I. Uusally followed by lots of “I never said that!”

  3. Snorlax
    Snorlax
    March 14, 2012 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    This reminds me a lot of another fandom…

    • SlenderTroll
      SlenderTroll
      March 14, 2012 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

      This reminds me a lot of EVERY fandom…

      • Snorlax
        Snorlax
        March 14, 2012 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

        Well yeah me too. They’re all so terrible and hard to live with.

        • fellixe
          fellixe
          March 14, 2012 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

          Political extremism is a fandom?

          Yeah, I guess it is.

          • mickeyten
            mickeyten
            March 14, 2012 at 12:54 am | # | Reply

            I used to think that politics was just fandom wank in slow motion. But as more of it migrates to the internet, I may have to rescind the “in slow motion” part.

            • Fluffy776
              Fluffy776
              March 14, 2012 at 2:05 am | # | Reply

              And these people ruin fandoms and politics.

              Well, okay, politicians ruin politics, but still!

              • N0083rP00F
                N0083rP00F
                March 14, 2012 at 8:33 am | # | Reply

                Politicians are alike diapers, they need to be changed often, and for the same reason.

                • Jason A. Canty
                  Jason A. Canty
                  March 14, 2012 at 8:39 am | #

                  NICE! :D

                • Garth
                  Garth
                  March 14, 2012 at 11:53 am | #

                  …variously attributed, occasionally to Benjamin Franklin.

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        March 14, 2012 at 1:22 am | # | Reply

        Not MY fandom!

    • Pat
      Pat
      March 14, 2012 at 6:57 am | # | Reply

      I swear I once saw a gamer call Blizzard lazy because instead of just lowering the ambient lighting at night in Warcraft, the game uses two different palettes to simulate a nighttime feel. How lazy of them!

      • shoeboxjeddy
        shoeboxjeddy
        March 14, 2012 at 9:11 am | # | Reply

        They did more work because they’re too LAZY to do it the easier way that looks worse. :)

      • Patrick McGraw
        Patrick McGraw
        March 14, 2012 at 6:49 pm | # | Reply

        I’ve seen a number of gamers call Cataclysm “the laziest expansion ever” because it had fewer completely new zones and few completely new dungeons than Wrath of the Lich King. The ridiculously massive work that went into updating the level 1-60 zones and dungeons was, to them, completely irrelevant because it wasn’t end-game content.

        • Spazman
          Spazman
          March 15, 2012 at 6:35 am | # | Reply

          Cataclysm was a great expansion. Homeworld is STILL awesome.

  4. horerczy
    horerczy
    March 14, 2012 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Some haters just gotta hate.

  5. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    March 14, 2012 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Honestly, stickers sound like a great way to save money on these things provided your toy is covered in large, flat surfaces and you’re not planning on keeping it for more than a month or so.

    • Ridureyu
      Ridureyu
      March 14, 2012 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

      Stickers peel more often than paint chips, at least in my experience. That’s why I prefer paint to stickers.

      • Rowan M
        Rowan M
        March 14, 2012 at 4:06 am | # | Reply

        Which is probably why there was a delimitation to one month.

  6. LograyX
    LograyX
    March 14, 2012 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Did he poo in the third panel?

    • Vabolo
      Vabolo
      March 14, 2012 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

      *SPHINCTER CLENCH*

      • LograyX
        LograyX
        March 14, 2012 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

        Just saying…that’s the face I ma…would make if I crapped my pants.

        • fellixe
          fellixe
          March 14, 2012 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

          Ha! Self-defecation-self-deprecation! Well done!

          • Jay Field
            Jay Field
            March 14, 2012 at 6:03 am | # | Reply

            *nose-milk-spray sound effect*

    • mechaqua
      mechaqua
      March 14, 2012 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

      Judging by Ethan’s expression… probably.

    • Kirt Dankmyer
      Kirt Dankmyer
      March 14, 2012 at 10:55 am | # | Reply

      I think he had an orgasm when his brain reset to accommodate the flip-flop.

  7. LiC
    LiC
    March 14, 2012 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

    One really has to wonder what its like inside that guy’s head…

    • Ryan
      Ryan
      March 14, 2012 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

      A storm of something unpleasant.

    • Inara
      Inara
      March 14, 2012 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

      I would imagine it’s something like a car that’s been running on no oil for a while…including the smell.

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F
      March 14, 2012 at 8:32 am | # | Reply

      Judging by earlier comments and observations I would suspect that both ends are now interchangeable – just like with any politician I may add.

      • Jace
        Jace
        March 14, 2012 at 6:55 pm | # | Reply

        Just expanding on the premise….

        Five surgeons were talking, and the subject of ‘who are the easiest patients’ came up.

        The first surgeon said, “I like accountants. Everything is numbered when you open them up.”
        The second guy says, “No, electricians are easier. Everything’s color coded!”
        The third guy says, “You should operate on a librarian sometime. Everything is alphabetized, it’s so convenient!”
        The fourth chimes in, “I prefer operating on construction workers. Those guys always understand if there’s a few parts left over at the end, and the job takes longer than quoted.”
        The fifth surgeon, however, says, “You’re all wrong. Politicians are by far the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brain, and no spine. The only moving parts are the mouth and the arsehole, and they’re interchangeable.”

        • davidbreslin101
          davidbreslin101
          March 17, 2012 at 2:09 pm | # | Reply

          Heh. Zoologically, that makes politicians a species of jellyfish.

  8. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    March 14, 2012 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

    If only this were not true about EVERY FANDOM.

    Willis has made me cry.

  9. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    March 14, 2012 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

    *double facepalm*

    • Bekah
      Bekah
      March 14, 2012 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

      *double nod of agreement*

      • fellixe
        fellixe
        March 14, 2012 at 12:38 am | # | Reply

        Doublemint gum, anyone?

        • Aizat
          Aizat
          March 14, 2012 at 1:10 am | # | Reply

          You got any Victory Gum?

          • QQQQQQQQ
            QQQQQQQQ
            March 15, 2012 at 7:13 am | # | Reply

            Wanna trade existentialist trading cards?

        • Rowan M
          Rowan M
          March 14, 2012 at 4:06 am | # | Reply

          Double Rainbow!

          • Jay Field
            Jay Field
            March 14, 2012 at 6:05 am | # | Reply

            Doubled over in pain from the double jokes.

            • N0083rP00F
              N0083rP00F
              March 14, 2012 at 8:35 am | # | Reply

              I’ll have a four by four – that’s a double double-double – Tim Horton’s, why have you America-sized your coffee?

              • Plasma Mongoose
                Plasma Mongoose
                March 14, 2012 at 5:22 pm | # | Reply

                I gotta ask, exactly how big is an America-sized coffee?

                • Vincent
                  Vincent
                  March 14, 2012 at 5:42 pm | #

                  From what I heard it’s pretty weak, so if you have half the strength, twice the size makes sense. Kind of.

                  (Not that I know, not having tried American coffee)

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  March 14, 2012 at 5:48 pm | #

                  Thanks ^_^

                • N0083rP00F
                  N0083rP00F
                  March 15, 2012 at 9:12 am | #

                  Here is a link to the story http://www.thestar.com/business/article/1116209–tim-hortons-supersizes-its-coffee-cups
                  Before going on taste/flavour based on what you hear – uh how do you hear flavour anyways? – Timmies used to have a good and unique flavour as opposed to strong and burned with ice-cream parlor flavorings of the day added aka Starbucks – unfortunately they stopped using their original supplier and went in-house with production to cut costs – no they did not retain the taste testers or the original blend – gee thanks Wendy’s Management, you just did what Crispy Cream couldn’t – destroy quality coffee/donuts in Canada.
                  /rant

              • Jace
                Jace
                March 14, 2012 at 6:57 pm | # | Reply

                I’ll have a double dozen double damask dinner napkins.

          • lordphulish
            lordphulish
            March 14, 2012 at 12:06 pm | # | Reply

            All the way!

  10. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    March 14, 2012 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

    I actually sort of worry about Duncan. He is not well.

  11. Tenzhi
    Tenzhi
    March 14, 2012 at 1:05 am | # | Reply

    Pfft. Stickers and paint are both cheap and lazy. Anodized metal is the only proper method.

    • thomas0comer
      thomas0comer
      March 14, 2012 at 3:16 pm | # | Reply

      Manufacturing real giant robots with integrated circuits and servo motors is the only way they can do it and not look lazy.

  12. Aizat
    Aizat
    March 14, 2012 at 1:08 am | # | Reply

    First you say stickers suck, then you say stickers are awesome? Make up your mind, man.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      March 14, 2012 at 1:38 am | # | Reply

      I’m sensing some parallels between this and the Walky/Dorothy storyline.

  13. Salmo
    Salmo
    March 14, 2012 at 1:46 am | # | Reply

    That’s some 1984 shit right there. “We have always received superior product from Eastasia.”

  14. Arkadi
    Arkadi
    March 14, 2012 at 1:50 am | # | Reply

    This guy is my favourite character in the whole series XD

  15. Clevername
    Clevername
    March 14, 2012 at 1:56 am | # | Reply

    Right now I’m just really excited to see how Jesus deals with these guys.

    • Minagiv
      Minagiv
      March 14, 2012 at 8:15 pm | # | Reply

      OHMYGOD YES.

  16. mister gray
    mister gray
    March 14, 2012 at 2:11 am | # | Reply

    And now I lost all respect for him. :)

    • Kirby
      Kirby
      March 14, 2012 at 6:49 pm | # | Reply

      How did it take this long?

    • Garth
      Garth
      March 15, 2012 at 11:47 am | # | Reply

      You had respect for him?

  17. palaeoemrus
    palaeoemrus
    March 14, 2012 at 2:27 am | # | Reply

    I shall now bitch about Gundam kits that don’t have polycaps.

    • csutra
      csutra
      March 14, 2012 at 8:00 am | # | Reply

      And I shall bitch about Gundam kits that do!

      Shall we also choose which to bitch about between Perfect Grade Gundam kits that have, or lack screws?

  18. Dibullba
    Dibullba
    March 14, 2012 at 3:28 am | # | Reply

    Next step, creating a situation with a contradictory conundrum. Either his head will explode or his sphincter will forever be clenched.

    • csutra
      csutra
      March 14, 2012 at 8:03 am | # | Reply

      Considering his sphincter just imploded into his head-cavity, it would need to re-plode first.. Quick! Someone get Hasbro to embrace/endorse a third party design!

  19. mrgalvaprime
    mrgalvaprime
    March 14, 2012 at 3:52 am | # | Reply

    Haha, thats actually happened to me before LOL
    People will always find something to complain about

  20. Salenstormwing
    Salenstormwing
    March 14, 2012 at 7:44 am | # | Reply

    Now to transform rage into envy in 5 easy steps.

  21. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    March 14, 2012 at 8:15 am | # | Reply

    Wow, you can actually smell Duncan’s cognitive dissonance.

    Or maybe he needs to switch to a stronger deodorant.

  22. Deemah
    Deemah
    March 14, 2012 at 8:42 am | # | Reply

    “Must use illogic to argue with your logic”

    That has to be the thought process

  23. N0083rP00F
    N0083rP00F
    March 14, 2012 at 8:47 am | # | Reply

    Truth be told I despise both paint or stickers.
    Model kits, when really cheap are molded with any old random colour and come with super cheap paper stickers for the details. Better ones used at least a base colour or colours compatible to the object itself and plastic stickers with decent detailing. Exemplary models have all their components molded in the appropriate colours and use decals or transfers.
    The same goes for pre-assembled collectibles [not kids toys - there are regulations for saftey that prevent such crap being sold to kids under a certain age] – if I am going to pay a premium for something they better damn well put some quality and engineering into the thing. What is so hard in not using cheap regrind and proper colouring in the components? The technology is out there – use it [insert string of expletives of choice]

    • Irrrrrrrrr
      Irrrrrrrrr
      March 14, 2012 at 9:14 am | # | Reply

      Most Transformers are, for the most part, molded in a color that is, or close to the color it’s going to be in the end. The problem is when a part is going to be ore than 1 color, such as when the windshield is attached to the roof and is not a separate piece. The part is transparent, to make the windshield look good, then the roof is painted, and looks close to the body of the car, but not quite. Then the roof paint starts to chip fairly quickly, or undergoes a change and becomes sticky for some unknown reason over time and starts to look like sh**. Many paint apps these days are just details, like racing stripes, license plates, or speed holes…

  24. shoeboxjeddy
    shoeboxjeddy
    March 14, 2012 at 9:13 am | # | Reply

    And if they’re the same, complain that the American toys are just copies.

  25. TJ
    TJ
    March 14, 2012 at 10:09 am | # | Reply

    The man knows what he likes, and that’s whatever Hasbro isn’t doing.

  26. Robert in San Diego
    Robert in San Diego
    March 14, 2012 at 10:22 am | # | Reply

    “I’d rather have my grievance.”

  27. Heavensrun
    Heavensrun
    March 14, 2012 at 11:36 am | # | Reply

    I love panel three.

    Cognitive….dissonance…

  28. dangermouse
    dangermouse
    March 14, 2012 at 11:42 am | # | Reply

    You get this with car guys.

  29. lordphulish
    lordphulish
    March 14, 2012 at 12:08 pm | # | Reply

    Butter side up! Butter side down!

  30. Dahlia
    Dahlia
    March 14, 2012 at 12:16 pm | # | Reply

    …I now know what PURE HATE feels like…

  31. Jason
    Jason
    March 14, 2012 at 12:25 pm | # | Reply

    Did his Brain explode for a second?

  32. sephiroth144
    sephiroth144
    March 14, 2012 at 1:28 pm | # | Reply

    Did anyone else hear the snap/tinkle/tinkle sound?

  33. King Starscream
    King Starscream
    March 14, 2012 at 2:06 pm | # | Reply

    I never really cared for stickers because of how easy they peel off. The few times I’ve ordered Reprolabel replacement/improvements, I ended up super-gluing them in place. Sure, you can get a (slightly) higher amount of detail than a paint mask, but the same can be done with tampographs. Aftermarket is one thing, but official release? How bad is Takara doing, or are is this preventative so they don’t get bit in the ass later?

  34. palaeoemrus
    palaeoemrus
    March 14, 2012 at 2:58 pm | # | Reply

    Multimodal aggregates such as fandom ‘audiences’ do not always agree on all issues which makes any attempt to interpret the set of ALL of their complaints as monolithic and coherent as if uttered by a single individual a futile endeavor.

    Quick! Someone call a scientist! We have to get to the bottom of this enigma!

    Test Case: Trekkies.

    Some Trekkies like Kirk and some Trekkies hate Kirk! Therefore a Trekkie representing the population of all trekkies likes AND hates Kirk! Oh No! Bear is driving! How can this be? ERROR! ERROR! COGNITIVE FAILURE IMMANENT!

    DAAAaaaaaaaaiiissseeeeeeeee……dddooooouuuhhhhhhhhhhhzzzzzzzeeeeee

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      March 14, 2012 at 4:32 pm | # | Reply

      Clerks cartoon reference = nice.

  35. Maycroft
    Maycroft
    March 14, 2012 at 4:36 pm | # | Reply

    Finally, Ethan wins against this guy.

    • Vincent
      Vincent
      March 14, 2012 at 6:15 pm | # | Reply

      The only way to win is not to play.

  36. Lanzerik
    Lanzerik
    March 14, 2012 at 9:02 pm | # | Reply

    I loved how that dude’s brain got fried by sheer impact with reality. the “does not compute” and “blue screen of death” are strong in him right now. I think it’s going to take quite a while for him to recover from that.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      March 15, 2012 at 10:54 am | # | Reply

      Looks to me like it took him about three seconds.

  37. Ancestral Hamster
    Ancestral Hamster
    March 15, 2012 at 1:59 am | # | Reply

    So true. Pick a fandom, and you’ll find someone like Duncan. Usually more than one, especially at a con.

    • King Starscream
      King Starscream
      March 15, 2012 at 12:54 pm | # | Reply

      Conventions for some reason seem to congregate more of the douche-y fans than the okay ones in my experience. I go to about 5 a year and while not ALL of them are bad, it seems the ones I tend to strike up a conversation almost immediately turns into: “So you like it too? Isn’t the English version just like, ahmuhgawd, awful?” “Have you seen it?” “No, but the stuff I watched as a kid was horrible so this must be too.”

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        March 15, 2012 at 3:15 pm | # | Reply

        Conventions filter out most of the casual fans, leaving you with ones who have at best a high level of interest and at worst some sort of obsession. Obsessions tend to lend themselves to opinionated perspectives and behavior.

  38. Speedball
    Speedball
    March 15, 2012 at 2:55 am | # | Reply

    You can literally see his brain shifting gears in the third panel. Well done, haha!

  39. Liam
    Liam
    March 15, 2012 at 3:23 am | # | Reply

    What parallel universe is this comic from? If I see one more Transfan bitching about stickers and Minicons Im going crazy.

    • N0083rP00F
      N0083rP00F
      March 15, 2012 at 9:21 am | # | Reply

      Welcome to crazy-town – Population – YOU.
      The rest of us? We don’t exist. It’s just the crazy talking. HELLO!!

    • King Starscream
      King Starscream
      March 15, 2012 at 12:58 pm | # | Reply

      Parallel universe? Dude, I KNOW people like this. They backpedal when you explain something and then deny that it was ever any different, because to most fans of Japanese properties, Japan is always superior in every way. I had someone tell me that the English dub of Avatar: The Last Airbender was atrocious compared to the “original Japanese.” It’s an American cartoon.

      • Liam
        Liam
        March 15, 2012 at 9:12 pm | # | Reply

        And while that’s normally true, people are bitching about the stickers obsessively whilst the comic gives the impression that people are accepting them as the better option. I think you misunderstood what I meant.

  40. mrgalvaprime
    mrgalvaprime
    March 15, 2012 at 3:52 am | # | Reply

    Hey willis, little question: Does that guy have a name?

    • Scoops!
      Scoops!
      March 15, 2012 at 9:23 am | # | Reply

      Check the tags for the comic. If a character has a name, it’ll be there, and “Ethan” is already taken.

      • docmagnus
        docmagnus
        September 23, 2012 at 7:59 pm | # | Reply

        It seems to be Duncan.

  41. Jonn
    Jonn
    March 15, 2012 at 3:29 pm | # | Reply

    The sad thing is that this isn’t an exaggeration. I have literally seen people pull the same sort of self-contradictory nonsense within seconds.

  42. Bryy
    Bryy
    March 19, 2012 at 5:05 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, seen this exact thing happen on multiple forums.

  43. ZORK
    ZORK
    April 19, 2012 at 7:06 pm | # | Reply

    Reminds me about some guy who said that Square Enix was lazy for not making a German translation of Chrono Trigger (the DS port was released in Germany as well, while the SNES original didn’t until its release as a VC game), completely ignorant to the fact that the DS port got a improved English translation.

  44. wolfShadow
    wolfShadow
    August 3, 2012 at 2:10 am | # | Reply

    every time I see Duncan…
    * uncontrollable rage*

    *POW!!* Right in the kisser!

  45. Taigan
    Taigan
    February 19, 2013 at 8:05 am | # | Reply

    Oceania is at war with Eastasia. Oceania has ALWAYS been at war with Eastasia.

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