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Pearly gates

by David Willis on December 17, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 05 - The Death of Snkrs

└ Tags: christopher hitchens, death, religion, saint peter

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  1. AJ86
    AJ86
    December 17, 2011 at 12:33 am | # | Reply

    I thought it was Snkrs who died in this storyline…

  2. Ten Thousand Bears
    Ten Thousand Bears
    December 17, 2011 at 12:54 am | # | Reply

    A fine, fine cartoon here today. Thank you Mr Willis.

  3. Aizat
    Aizat
    December 17, 2011 at 12:58 am | # | Reply

    This is a suprise.

    • fellixe
      fellixe
      December 17, 2011 at 1:53 am | # | Reply

      Surprise mindsecks!

  4. dangermouse
    dangermouse
    December 17, 2011 at 1:17 am | # | Reply

    hahahahahahahahaha, fantastic

  5. Jake Ahz
    Jake Ahz
    December 17, 2011 at 1:23 am | # | Reply

    You do realize how pissed he’ll be if that occurred, right?

  6. Kam
    Kam
    December 17, 2011 at 1:55 am | # | Reply

    I dont get it :(

    • Tenzhi
      Tenzhi
      December 17, 2011 at 2:49 am | # | Reply

      I didn’t either, but according to wikipedia the person in question was an editorial cartoonist who was somewhat of an avid and publicized atheist. I think that therein lies the joke.

      • Kateastrophe
        Kateastrophe
        December 17, 2011 at 3:46 am | # | Reply

        Hitch was a well-known journalist and writer, and one of the big names in the atheist community. As far as I know, he was never an editorial cartoonist. The joke is that, like other recently deceased celebrities (Steve Jobs, for instance, who identified as buddhist), he’s being depicted at the gates of the judeo-christian heaven, which he didn’t believe in.

        • Mythril
          Mythril
          December 17, 2011 at 6:47 am | # | Reply

          Yeah I thought this one about Steve Jobs was kind of funny: http://www.mattbors.com/archives/807.html

          • Dark69
            Dark69
            December 18, 2011 at 3:04 am | # | Reply

            LOL ok yes that is very funny

  7. lantha333
    lantha333
    December 17, 2011 at 2:05 am | # | Reply

    this made me snort…well done

  8. Tenzhi
    Tenzhi
    December 17, 2011 at 2:51 am | # | Reply

    It’s kinda weird, but Willis’ depiction of Christopher Hitchens reminds me of Scott Kurtz’ cartoon depiction of himself.

    • That_Chad
      That_Chad
      December 17, 2011 at 5:20 am | # | Reply

      that is really weird, it did as well for me.

      • Spazman
        Spazman
        December 17, 2011 at 6:45 am | # | Reply

        you too? lol

    • LS
      LS
      December 17, 2011 at 5:24 am | # | Reply

      Same here.

  9. LS
    LS
    December 17, 2011 at 5:34 am | # | Reply

    When I first saw this comic I started getting ready to write an angry email. Hitch was not simply an atheist, but one who was eloquently outspoken on his vicious opposition to this kind of thing. One of the most amazing accomplishments of his life was how he faced death during the months of his cancer treatment. He turned his own mortality into a teachable moment for us all, sharing his fear, but also his resolve never give in to the easy comfort of hoping there was something after death. With his death he is forever lost to us, not alive in some other state, and he wouldn’t want us to view things any other way.

    But then I read the caption and I lul’d.

    • Charles Phipps
      Charles Phipps
      December 17, 2011 at 5:12 pm | # | Reply

      In any case, I do believe in my religion, and hope there is something more for Mister Hitchens – annoying as he may find it.

      • Derik
        Derik
        December 18, 2011 at 6:05 pm | # | Reply

        I believe that after we die we get to cruise around the asteroids in a giant luxury cruise ship with Voltron.
        (Seriously. I’m not making this up.)

        • 0takuX
          0takuX
          December 18, 2011 at 9:12 pm | # | Reply

          Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

        • Ethan Shuster
          Ethan Shuster
          December 20, 2011 at 9:00 am | # | Reply

          Americanized Voltron, or original extra-violent Japanese Voltron?

    • Brendan
      Brendan
      December 18, 2011 at 6:49 am | # | Reply

      You were getting ready to write an angry email because you thought Willis didn’t know Christopher Hitchens was an atheist.

      …do you actually know what comic you’re reading?

    • John Harmon
      John Harmon
      December 18, 2011 at 9:34 pm | # | Reply

      It’s just a joke. David Willis knew he was an atheist. Willis himself is an atheist.

      • Dr. Z
        Dr. Z
        December 20, 2011 at 10:37 am | # | Reply

        He is? I missed this. Has he shared this on his blog?

  10. Heavensrun
    Heavensrun
    December 17, 2011 at 5:36 am | # | Reply

    An editorial cartoon about editorial cartoons about Christopher Hitchens.

    Woah.

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      December 18, 2011 at 10:43 am | # | Reply

      How meta can you get, huh?

      • das-g
        das-g
        December 18, 2011 at 11:38 am | # | Reply

        Definitely more than this. Like, he didn’t mention Hofstadter at all, yet.

        • Tucker
          Tucker
          December 18, 2011 at 1:59 pm | # | Reply

          Thanks for reminding me of that comic! I only just recently tuned into Hofstadter because he came up while I was reading The Psychopath Test.

        • J
          J
          December 21, 2011 at 1:37 am | # | Reply

          Whoa. Meta. That comic of xkcd is awesome. How did I miss that one?!

      • Tucker
        Tucker
        December 18, 2011 at 1:48 pm | # | Reply

        I… I think this might have been stuck at a comment exchange that happened on the last comic that involved a Hitchens quote.

        Oh my. I didn’t want to start a thing! Oh my.

        • Tucker
          Tucker
          December 18, 2011 at 1:51 pm | # | Reply

          Admittedly, I didn’t know much about the man outside of a couple quotes.

          As I read further, perhaps it is better that way.

      • Sgt_Sarge
        Sgt_Sarge
        December 18, 2011 at 5:41 pm | # | Reply

        I’m So Meta Even This Acronym

    • Garth
      Garth
      December 19, 2011 at 11:49 am | # | Reply

      CARTOONCEPTION

  11. TexasNinjaBuzzard
    TexasNinjaBuzzard
    December 17, 2011 at 6:22 am | # | Reply

    Man, there needs to be some way to track how many times this one is going to get retweetblogpostripped all over the internets. Good call tossin’ your URL in there.

    I appreciate that St. Peter has the glassy-eyed expression of someone who has a shitty but necessary job they can’t leave, and as a result gives absolutely not one single fuck. MOVE ALONG, PLEASE. NEXT.

  12. Rasputin Varez
    Rasputin Varez
    December 17, 2011 at 8:28 am | # | Reply

    The most tasteful Hitchens cartoon so far

    his death is almost unmentioned on Australian news, even the artivle about him was only two paragraphs

  13. Patrick
    Patrick
    December 17, 2011 at 11:21 am | # | Reply

    Whoa, meta!

  14. creaks
    creaks
    December 17, 2011 at 11:33 am | # | Reply

    I found his work far more intetesting before he discovered how lucrative it was to simply insult Christianity.

    While I believe his latter works encourages blind and irrational hate frightingly similar to the religion he berates.

    Some of his work I keep fiercly. Notably his inputs on standing up for ones self, like his article on the cartoon of muhommad.

    Particularly when he stated that standing up for yourself is NOT the same as trampling others (or whizzing on the nearest holy book as he put it). Wish more people would pay that part mind.

    As I recall he was quite fond of the drink.

    Well, so am I.

    12 year scotch to your memory Hitchins.

    • Den
      Den
      December 17, 2011 at 8:50 pm | # | Reply

      For all his faults, it’s a damned lie to say what he was doing was “simply insult[ing]” Christianity. Shame on you.

      • Zach
        Zach
        December 17, 2011 at 10:07 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah, he was also insulting Buddhism and Judaism and Islam.

      • TexasNinjaBuzzard
        TexasNinjaBuzzard
        December 18, 2011 at 3:15 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, he straight up hated the fuck out of Muslims and was racist as hell towards the Middle East in general, don’t try to limit the man’s dickishness by chaining him to his badmouthing of any particular religion.

        I wonder if his parents were as pissed off by his religious views as he clearly wanted them to be.

        • Crumplepunch
          Crumplepunch
          December 18, 2011 at 5:39 am | # | Reply

          He wen’t on record several times saying he hated Islam and gave many reasons for it. I don’t recall him ever being racist.

          As he responded once to a debate opponent “Ah, well, the conversation is over. You used the R-word, I can scarcely come back from that.”

        • Crumplepunch
          Crumplepunch
          December 18, 2011 at 5:44 am | # | Reply

          And no, his mother died in tragic circumstances some time before he was on board with the new atheist movement, and his father was distant and never followed his career. Neither of them were especially religious, and they went out of their way to raise him and his brother in an irreligious environment.

        • Just for kix
          Just for kix
          December 18, 2011 at 12:24 pm | # | Reply

          Wow, ignorance is bliss truly :-/

  15. creaks
    creaks
    December 17, 2011 at 11:38 am | # | Reply

    Doggone space phone trying to auto change words on me.

    Its Hitchens, phone.

  16. Dave Van Domelen
    Dave Van Domelen
    December 17, 2011 at 11:55 am | # | Reply

    At first I was wondering why Willis was relaying someone else’s cartoon…the St. Peter looks uncannily like Jay Hosler’s work. ;)

  17. Macker
    Macker
    December 18, 2011 at 11:10 am | # | Reply

    Well…he could end up in Download City….

  18. FeliciaD
    FeliciaD
    December 18, 2011 at 12:09 pm | # | Reply

    A cute send-off to the man. I have to admit that I was never a fan of his, but that this had less to do with his antitheism and more to do with him turning into a full-on cheerleader for Dubya’s war in Iraq. If you want a good read on the subject, try http://politics.salon.com/2011/12/17/when_hitch_was_wrong/

  19. Leonassan
    Leonassan
    December 18, 2011 at 4:37 pm | # | Reply

    You know, after Willis’ comments the other day about how hard it is to drop comics in because he has quite a buffer, I think we can only assume this comic was in the buffer. WHAT DID YOU DO WILLIS?

    • David Willis
      David Willis
      December 18, 2011 at 5:27 pm | # | Reply

      Though Dumbing of Age has a 3-week buffer, Shortpacked! does not. I drew this comic Friday morning, then drew Monday’s, then threw them up onto the site.

      (It is easy to upload a comic onto a day where there wasn’t previously a comic. It’s the shuffling around that gets complicated.)

  20. f.p.
    f.p.
    December 18, 2011 at 5:03 pm | # | Reply

    Before I read the caption, I thought Aaron Archer had died.

  21. Derik
    Derik
    December 18, 2011 at 5:39 pm | # | Reply

    I am disapointed not to see SNKRS on Saint Peter’s shoulder.
    (Even if it would have shattered the 4th wall.)

  22. Brendan
    Brendan
    December 18, 2011 at 5:42 pm | # | Reply

    Besides, I think even most of Hitchens’ fans would admit that in the unlikely case there’s a cosmic reward that privileges deeds over faith, he’s got some nasty ones to work through.

  23. Zuche
    Zuche
    December 18, 2011 at 11:03 pm | # | Reply

    Excellent work.

  24. JR
    JR
    December 18, 2011 at 11:47 pm | # | Reply

    The cool thing about prolific creators is that they have a pretty rad chance at immortality through their body of work. I don’t have to agree with every opinion Hitch ever voiced to say that he was a brilliant guy with a quick wit and a keen BS detector, and I’m pretty grateful to him for standing up for the religiously unaffiliated – particularly in a country where belief in a supernatural being is considered a prerequisite for both moral behavior and appreciation for the profound.

    This comic made me giggle.

  25. StealthMarmot
    StealthMarmot
    December 19, 2011 at 10:09 am | # | Reply

    How can it be heaven if Hitch has no scotch?

    Seriously, the man is a hero to me. I didn’t agree with some of what he said, but he was eloquent, direct, and FEARLESS. He said what needed to be said with no regard for the taboo of talking about people’s religious views. He Stood up and said yes you DO have the right to attack a person’s religious views the same as their political views.

    When he was sick he didn’t stop. Sickness only made him treasure his time left more.

    But to paraphrase the man himself, we all have to face the day when we are tapped on the shoulder and we are not told the party is over, but slightly worse. We are told the party will keep going, but YOU have to leave.

    There are many things people try to say to him, religious or otherwise, but I think the best thing I ever saw someone write was:

    “Thanks Hitch. We’ll take it from here.”

  26. Gerardo
    Gerardo
    December 19, 2011 at 1:59 pm | # | Reply

    He sometimes preached a much necessary hate

  27. Jim Harbor
    Jim Harbor
    December 19, 2011 at 5:16 pm | # | Reply

    An honored and opposing deadman. Hmm, not sure how to feel about this. I knew literally nothing about him before reading this comments (which is a sham eon my head) but it seems he was an outspoken and well-represented anti-theist. While I’ve made no secret my intense loathing of Anti-Theists and the Antitheist movement, he seems to be someone who was presented as a worthy foe. A tip of my hat to you sir, and yes, I think there should’ve been a SNKRS Cameo. :P

  28. Derby Olman
    Derby Olman
    December 21, 2011 at 11:45 am | # | Reply

    As a self-described “questioner”, not quite an athiest, not quite a deist, I have to say that this cartoon managed to find the humor in the situation no matter your view. Was Mr. Hitchens right and heaven is a myth? Funny to pose him there. Was he wrong and heaven exists? Awkward funny to pose him there. For myself, regardless of if he was right or wrong, I was always impressed with his ability to be direct, honest and confrontational all while remaining polite to the other person. He seemed to respect the person even if he did not respect their views and beliefs. Wouldn’t it be a great world if we could all just do the same, agree to the ability of others to believe differently than us, and then accept them anyway. Learn to get along, people.

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