Hey, look, it’s Jason Atwood from Multiplex! Used without permission! Ain’t I a stinker.
By the time you read this, I will have seen Dark of the Moon. And, god willing, it will have been better than Revenge of the Fallen. Not that that’s a high bar.
(I’m back, and I am confident that it was indeed way better. That’s all I’ll say. Keep spoilers out of comments, please.)