Hey, 1 for 1…
Hol’ on, lemme get some water…
That made me lol inside.
ROFLMAO. Why has no one said this yet?
…Wwwwowww. Of all the answers Galasso might have given, I wasn’t expecting a “regurgitated from Mike” one. *dies laughing*
and i love that he says it to ethan. for some reason its better that way
Even the mighty Galasso has no match for the assholishness that is Mike.
Oy vey, Mike= too much influence. Better watch out, Mike will own the store next. Mike is an absolute genius. Pretty much everyone in Semme was pretty smart. Sal was intensely smart, Walky was genius in his own laid back way, Joyce was sweet smart, Robin was sugar smart, but Mike, wow, anger smart to the extreem.
What I just I can’t even…
Obviously, you’re not used to others sprouting things Mike would say.
God I love Galasso. “Galasso stands before you. Do not speak as if I am not here.”
“Do you know what a penis is?”
“Yes. Of course. A penis is what I put inside your mother for a nickel.”
Never change, Galasso. Never change.
Galasso never changes.
Oh wow. Ethan got owned by GALASSO.
Yes, but once it is inserted, do you know what to do with it?
And yeah, the saddest thing is that this is, indeed, progress. Not much of it, but progress.
This comment is 10x better because Sodomuffin is your avatar.
Be even better if it was my avatar.
Oh God this week is hilarious for both Shortpacked! and Dumbing of Age. Willis my man, you are on a roll.
I read the last part of your comment as “Willis my man, you are a troll.” I promptly re-read it. :/
I no longer believe that Galasso resurrected Mike.
I am now convinced that it was Mike who created Galasso. And he did it specifically to play this joke on Ethan.
C’mon, you know he would.
It was a long game, but it was so worth it.
hahaha Galasso is incredible!
C-cup? I figured she was a B. I guess that makes Amber a DDD-cup.
Amber’s not that much bigger than Leslie.
Yes, well…Amber is a bit husky, after all. She’s also shorter.
I’ve given up trying to relate Shortpacked and Walkyverse boobs to cup sizes. With how much Robin’s boobs have changed in size and shape over the years, you really just gotta know that they’re boobs and they’re there.
Hahaha oh man. This made me laugh so hard. This is why monomanicals are my favorites.
Who knew Galasso was so adorable?
(…I still want at least one of them to have sex with him. Preferably Ethan. Even though I like Drew.)
Drew seems pretty open. I’m sure Ethan could just arrange to bring him in as an extra member one night. Set up a Riddler-Bane team up or something. Which villain would best suit Gallasso?
Who else? Ra’s al Ghul! With Conquest in Talia garb no less!
It fits so perfectly that I feel stupid for not seeing it immediately.
I’m disturbed by how long I spent thinking out ways this could work given their sexualities and staying in character… before I remembered Conquest is his daughter. Supposedly.
Also that I thought about it at all.
Which villain would best suit Gallasso?
Green Goblin, duh.
If I didn’t know better, I’d expect this to end with Ethan and Leslie shtoinking right there in the store, orientations be damned, with Ethan shrieking “NOW do you get it, Galasso? NOW? NOW?”
And then Robin walks in!
And then it’s the weekend, and then we get a week full of Batman jokes. Willis rocks back on his heels and laughs in our faces.
Robin walks in and bangs Gallasso out of spite. The following emotional damage, and the repurcussions this would have with the Robin X Gallasso relationship would be enough plotline for months. Spread it with some Batman jokes and who knows how long we’ll be good for?
and then it turns out robin is conquest’s biological time-travelling mother.
And then she’s attacked by a giant, everything-eating monster squid wielding laser blasters, rocket launchers, and giant battle-axes.
It would be so much fun. :3
If Robin walked in and saw her two favourite love interests… being educational, I’m pretty sure she’d simply ask if she could join in. On second thoughts, drop the asking .
They should just show him Robin’s video.
You know… I’m starting to wonder whether Galasso actually is male.
Best Galasso appearance since his DOA stint a while back. Marvelous! And adding Mike without actually having Mike… genius!
i don’t think i’ve laughed that hard over a comic before.
that was awesome!
Galasso is a hermaphrodite!!!!!!
You mean like Cartman’s Mom?
Untrue! Someone hasn’t been keeping up with South Park. (Seriously, go watch episodes 200 and 201. Even with the censored ending, so, so worth it.)
New Meme! Edit comics so that various random characters are spouting the “what I put inside of your mother for a nickle” line.
No, Ethan. That is the BEST part.
It was a long trip for that joke but totally worth it!
Is it me, or did Leslie’s boobs get bigger just because she started talking about them?
I think Powergirl has that superpower, although it also works when other people talk about them.
Hmmm, PG had that haircut for a while as well.
I think they appear bigger because she arched her back a little to show them off more. As in, “See! not androgynous, I have boobs!”
Does anyone not have sympathy for poor Galasso right now? The poor guy KNOWS his staff are trying to tell him something fundamentally important, something that might have Imperial consequences, but what is it? What could it be?
Yeah I do. Though right now I’m more interested in how Conquest came to be given the situation at hand.
Most likely in a similar method as to how Reagan and Mike came to be back from the dead.
Oh dear gods, Mike is contagious….I am strangely okay with this. I for one welcome our new assholey overlord.
The difference being that Galasso has no idea what this means.
I’ll be disappointed if this story doesn’t have at least one appearance of Faz in the female Shortpacked uniform. (A casual appearance, ideally.)
Somewhere, Mike burst out laughing for a second, but he doesn’t know why.
nonononono mike never laughs, he chuckles maniacly.
His pants suddenly got tight and he has no idea why.
Galasso’s face when he says “A penis is what I put inside of your mother for a nickel.” It’s strangely adorable.
He has his moments…
Haha, that’s quite a first step.
This is @#$%ing brilliant.
…and it’s getting even better! Hahaha! I love it!
He’s going to wind up not having a penis. He’ll just have an unmarked, Barbie-style crotch.
Or permanent flesh-colored underwear, Ken-style?
Woah i dont think ive ever found that type of joke funny but you found a way, i am impressed
I fully expect some one to have editted walkypedia with Leslie’s cup size by now. It’s a 20 oz big gulp. Terrible pun is terrible.
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