Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (76) ¬

1. 
   Jen Aside

   March 23, 2011 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

   Hey, 1 for 1…
2. 
   The HellJack

   March 23, 2011 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

   BWA-HAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAAAA

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     Undrave

     March 23, 2011 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

     HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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       gangler

       March 23, 2011 at 12:43 am | # | Reply

       Mweeheeheeheeehee!

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         Michelle Alford

         March 23, 2011 at 12:54 am | # | Reply

         hehehehckcoughcough

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           Gianni

           March 23, 2011 at 12:59 am | # | Reply

           HOOHahahahahahaha!
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           Mirenheart

           March 23, 2011 at 3:20 am | # | Reply

           HA…haha…ha…hahahaha…haaaa……

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             thomas0comer

             November 28, 2011 at 9:01 pm | # | Reply

             Hol’ on, lemme get some water…
             HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
             That made me lol inside.
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           Plan D

           March 23, 2011 at 4:55 am | # | Reply

           *snrk* Ha!
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           DYlogger

           March 23, 2011 at 4:43 pm | # | Reply

           ROFLMAO. Why has no one said this yet?
3. 
   alicemacher

   March 23, 2011 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

   …Wwwwowww. Of all the answers Galasso might have given, I wasn’t expecting a “regurgitated from Mike” one. *dies laughing*
4. 
   arjay2813

   March 23, 2011 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

   and i love that he says it to ethan. for some reason its better that way
5. 
   Darth Shadow

   March 23, 2011 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

   Even the mighty Galasso has no match for the assholishness that is Mike.

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     Digidestined of Trust/Megaligo Ranger-Silver Dragon Knight (Tim)

     March 23, 2011 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

     Oy vey, Mike= too much influence. Better watch out, Mike will own the store next. Mike is an absolute genius. Pretty much everyone in Semme was pretty smart. Sal was intensely smart, Walky was genius in his own laid back way, Joyce was sweet smart, Robin was sugar smart, but Mike, wow, anger smart to the extreem.
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   Touch of Grey

   March 23, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

   What I just I can’t even…
   WHAT.

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     Ter

     March 23, 2011 at 12:39 am | # | Reply

     Obviously, you’re not used to others sprouting things Mike would say.
7. 
   Dedlok

   March 23, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

   God I love Galasso. “Galasso stands before you. Do not speak as if I am not here.”

   “Do you know what a penis is?”

   “Yes. Of course. A penis is what I put inside your mother for a nickel.”

   Never change, Galasso. Never change.

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     Mirenheart

     March 23, 2011 at 3:22 am | # | Reply

     Galasso.

     Galasso never changes.
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   Ragnal

   March 23, 2011 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

   Oh wow. Ethan got owned by GALASSO.
9. 
   Rognik

   March 23, 2011 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

   Yes, but once it is inserted, do you know what to do with it?

   And yeah, the saddest thing is that this is, indeed, progress. Not much of it, but progress.

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     Doctor Who

     March 23, 2011 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

     This comment is 10x better because Sodomuffin is your avatar.

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       Mirenheart

       March 23, 2011 at 3:23 am | # | Reply

       Be even better if it was my avatar.
10. 
    David Herbert

    March 23, 2011 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Oh God this week is hilarious for both Shortpacked! and Dumbing of Age. Willis my man, you are on a roll.

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      Marty

      March 23, 2011 at 1:06 am | # | Reply

      I read the last part of your comment as “Willis my man, you are a troll.” I promptly re-read it. :/
11. 
    Doctor Who

    March 23, 2011 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

    I no longer believe that Galasso resurrected Mike.

    I am now convinced that it was Mike who created Galasso. And he did it specifically to play this joke on Ethan.

    C’mon, you know he would.

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      BritNinja

      March 23, 2011 at 1:13 am | # | Reply

      It was a long game, but it was so worth it.
12. 
    Jon

    March 23, 2011 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

    hahaha Galasso is incredible!
13. 
    strangefour

    March 23, 2011 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

    C-cup? I figured she was a B. I guess that makes Amber a DDD-cup.

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      taekwondogirl

      March 23, 2011 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

      Amber’s not that much bigger than Leslie.
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      nitpicker

      March 23, 2011 at 12:31 am | # | Reply

      Yes, well…Amber is a bit husky, after all. She’s also shorter.
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      Arison

      March 23, 2011 at 3:47 pm | # | Reply

      I’ve given up trying to relate Shortpacked and Walkyverse boobs to cup sizes. With how much Robin’s boobs have changed in size and shape over the years, you really just gotta know that they’re boobs and they’re there.
14. 
    agentksilver

    March 23, 2011 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Hahaha oh man. This made me laugh so hard. This is why monomanicals are my favorites.
15. 
    aydr

    March 23, 2011 at 12:32 am | # | Reply

    Who knew Galasso was so adorable?

    (…I still want at least one of them to have sex with him. Preferably Ethan. Even though I like Drew.)

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      gangler

      March 23, 2011 at 12:56 am | # | Reply

      Drew seems pretty open. I’m sure Ethan could just arrange to bring him in as an extra member one night. Set up a Riddler-Bane team up or something. Which villain would best suit Gallasso?

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        Noel Schornhorst

        March 23, 2011 at 1:53 am | # | Reply

        Who else? Ra’s al Ghul! With Conquest in Talia garb no less!

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          gangler

          March 23, 2011 at 2:34 am | # | Reply

          It fits so perfectly that I feel stupid for not seeing it immediately.
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          aydr

          March 23, 2011 at 2:56 am | # | Reply

          I’m disturbed by how long I spent thinking out ways this could work given their sexualities and staying in character… before I remembered Conquest is his daughter. Supposedly.

          Also that I thought about it at all.
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        Derik

        March 23, 2011 at 9:37 pm | # | Reply

        Which villain would best suit Gallasso?

        Green Goblin, duh.
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    T Campbell

    March 23, 2011 at 12:41 am | # | Reply

    If I didn’t know better, I’d expect this to end with Ethan and Leslie shtoinking right there in the store, orientations be damned, with Ethan shrieking “NOW do you get it, Galasso? NOW? NOW?”

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      BritNinja

      March 23, 2011 at 1:30 am | # | Reply

      And then Robin walks in!

      And then it’s the weekend, and then we get a week full of Batman jokes. Willis rocks back on his heels and laughs in our faces.

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        gangler

        March 23, 2011 at 2:37 am | # | Reply

        Robin walks in and bangs Gallasso out of spite. The following emotional damage, and the repurcussions this would have with the Robin X Gallasso relationship would be enough plotline for months. Spread it with some Batman jokes and who knows how long we’ll be good for?

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          ali

          March 23, 2011 at 3:00 am | # | Reply

          and then it turns out robin is conquest’s biological time-travelling mother.

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            Mirenheart

            March 23, 2011 at 3:26 am | # | Reply

            And then she’s attacked by a giant, everything-eating monster squid wielding laser blasters, rocket launchers, and giant battle-axes.
            It would be so much fun. :3
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        1Samildanach

        March 23, 2011 at 4:47 am | # | Reply

        If Robin walked in and saw her two favourite love interests… being educational, I’m pretty sure she’d simply ask if she could join in. On second thoughts, drop the asking .
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      Derik

      March 23, 2011 at 9:40 pm | # | Reply

      They should just show him Robin’s video.
17. 
    Brendan

    March 23, 2011 at 12:57 am | # | Reply

    You know… I’m starting to wonder whether Galasso actually is male.
18. 
    Gianni

    March 23, 2011 at 1:02 am | # | Reply

    Best Galasso appearance since his DOA stint a while back. Marvelous! And adding Mike without actually having Mike… genius!
19. 
    jason

    March 23, 2011 at 1:14 am | # | Reply

    i don’t think i’ve laughed that hard over a comic before.
    that was awesome!
20. 
    DrDvd13

    March 23, 2011 at 2:30 am | # | Reply

    Galasso is a hermaphrodite!!!!!!

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      Macker

      March 23, 2011 at 6:30 am | # | Reply

      You mean like Cartman’s Mom?

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        Pagannerd

        March 23, 2011 at 10:48 am | # | Reply

        Untrue! Someone hasn’t been keeping up with South Park. (Seriously, go watch episodes 200 and 201. Even with the censored ending, so, so worth it.)
21. 
    AFP

    March 23, 2011 at 6:32 am | # | Reply

    New Meme! Edit comics so that various random characters are spouting the “what I put inside of your mother for a nickle” line.
22. 
    Kelsey

    March 23, 2011 at 7:53 am | # | Reply

    No, Ethan. That is the BEST part.
23. 
    Just for kix

    March 23, 2011 at 8:50 am | # | Reply

    It was a long trip for that joke but totally worth it!
24. 
    Ethan Shuster

    March 23, 2011 at 9:03 am | # | Reply

    Is it me, or did Leslie’s boobs get bigger just because she started talking about them?

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      Doctor Who

      March 23, 2011 at 11:47 am | # | Reply

      I think Powergirl has that superpower, although it also works when other people talk about them.

      Hmmm, PG had that haircut for a while as well.
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      Joebo

      March 23, 2011 at 2:00 pm | # | Reply

      I think they appear bigger because she arched her back a little to show them off more. As in, “See! not androgynous, I have boobs!”
25. 
    Robert in San Diego

    March 23, 2011 at 9:24 am | # | Reply

    Does anyone not have sympathy for poor Galasso right now? The poor guy KNOWS his staff are trying to tell him something fundamentally important, something that might have Imperial consequences, but what is it? What could it be?

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      Creativerealms

      March 23, 2011 at 9:37 am | # | Reply

      Yeah I do. Though right now I’m more interested in how Conquest came to be given the situation at hand.

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        Joebo

        March 23, 2011 at 1:54 pm | # | Reply

        Most likely in a similar method as to how Reagan and Mike came to be back from the dead.
26. 
    Zap

    March 23, 2011 at 10:54 am | # | Reply

    bwaaahahahaha XD
27. 
    Karoc

    March 23, 2011 at 10:59 am | # | Reply

    Oh dear gods, Mike is contagious….I am strangely okay with this. I for one welcome our new assholey overlord.

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      XLR

      March 23, 2011 at 7:32 pm | # | Reply

      The difference being that Galasso has no idea what this means.
28. 
    Steven Fisher

    March 23, 2011 at 11:03 am | # | Reply

    I’ll be disappointed if this story doesn’t have at least one appearance of Faz in the female Shortpacked uniform. (A casual appearance, ideally.)
29. 
    TemplarKnight

    March 23, 2011 at 12:33 pm | # | Reply

    Somewhere, Mike burst out laughing for a second, but he doesn’t know why.

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      fangrider

      March 23, 2011 at 7:35 pm | # | Reply

      nonononono mike never laughs, he chuckles maniacly.

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        Gianni

        March 23, 2011 at 11:07 pm | # | Reply

        His pants suddenly got tight and he has no idea why.
30. 
    TsunamiJane

    March 23, 2011 at 1:15 pm | # | Reply

    Galasso’s face when he says “A penis is what I put inside of your mother for a nickel.” It’s strangely adorable.

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      The E-man

      March 23, 2011 at 4:30 pm | # | Reply

      He has his moments…
31. 
    NinjaNick

    March 23, 2011 at 2:32 pm | # | Reply

    Haha, that’s quite a first step.
32. 
    Doom Shepherd

    March 23, 2011 at 2:52 pm | # | Reply

    This is @#$%ing brilliant.
33. 
    brynolf

    March 23, 2011 at 3:12 pm | # | Reply

    …and it’s getting even better! Hahaha! I love it!
34. 
    MenachemSchmuel

    March 23, 2011 at 5:42 pm | # | Reply

    He’s going to wind up not having a penis. He’ll just have an unmarked, Barbie-style crotch.

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      Strephon

      March 24, 2011 at 8:35 pm | # | Reply

      Or permanent flesh-colored underwear, Ken-style?
35. 
    McGack

    March 23, 2011 at 6:35 pm | # | Reply

    Woah i dont think ive ever found that type of joke funny but you found a way, i am impressed
36. 
    Blightning

    March 25, 2011 at 1:58 pm | # | Reply

    I fully expect some one to have editted walkypedia with Leslie’s cup size by now. It’s a 20 oz big gulp. Terrible pun is terrible.