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by David Willis on December 16, 2010 at 12:01 am
  • 06 - Bi Partisan

└ Tags: jake manley, robin desanto

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  1. Jabberwocky
    Jabberwocky
    December 16, 2010 at 12:01 am | # | Reply

    The Big Bang Theory rules.

    • Alice Macher
      Alice Macher
      December 16, 2010 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

      Preach it! It doesn’t need fixing.

      • Jabberwocky
        Jabberwocky
        December 16, 2010 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

        You shouldn’t fix what ain’t broke.

        • jimfromtx
          jimfromtx
          December 16, 2010 at 6:53 pm | # | Reply

          Darn tootin’. BBT rules. Some just don’t get the geek jokes :P

          • bob14323
            bob14323
            May 8, 2011 at 7:06 pm | # | Reply

            Damn right.

            • Camilo
              Camilo
              July 2, 2011 at 1:57 pm | # | Reply

              I get it. I just think it’s lame, boring, derivative, retrograde, and replaces actual insight into nerddom with quick scans of Wikipedia.

              • Lukkai
                Lukkai
                November 6, 2012 at 4:49 pm | # | Reply

                Pretty much the same for me. I get the jokes. I just think that 90 percent of them aren’t funny. And that the whole series in general is simply trying to play the geek and nerd card in an attempt to be hip, in and something people want to buy.

              • Raius
                Raius
                December 11, 2012 at 3:35 pm | # | Reply

                Bazingo.

              • Raius
                Raius
                December 11, 2012 at 3:35 pm | # | Reply

                Now Communtiy, there’s a good nerd show.

                • Bam_Kapowski
                  Bam_Kapowski
                  April 17, 2013 at 2:53 am | #

                  This thread went exactly where I was hoping it would without my having to intervene! I still will though, because the internet makes me think my opinions are important. I don’t like BBT because they write to an audience. Their whole purpose is to reference other things that people like to steal some sort of contact fandom, then meander about, rehashing derivative sitcom tropes as long as they can to get syndication and keep the paychecks rolling in. Community has a story to tell, it has direction, and it has far more original characters.

      • Ragnal
        Ragnal
        December 16, 2010 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

        Iiiii dunno, I feel like they could’ve gotten someone other than Kaley Cuoco…

        • Naz
          Naz
          December 16, 2010 at 11:06 am | # | Reply

          Well yknow..Kaley WAS the replacement for the original actress. The original actress was supposed to be more “alternative”..not so much typical “dumb blond” The writers decided to chuck that idea because they thought it was “too dark”

          • Pagannerd
            Pagannerd
            December 16, 2010 at 12:08 pm | # | Reply

            Exactly how would that be “Dark”? Unless by “Alternative” you meant “Self-harmer”, rather than just “Hipster-Chick”.

          • Captain_Cadaver
            Captain_Cadaver
            December 16, 2010 at 8:12 pm | # | Reply

            In my defense of TBBT, it’s a good representation of how geeks/nerds aren’t the social stigma they once were. I mean, just the fact that the show exists, for one thing! And as cheesy as this is going to sound- they are the protagonists, and they are the ones viewers (geeks and non-geeks alike) empathize with and love.

          • Captain_Cadaver
            Captain_Cadaver
            December 16, 2010 at 8:13 pm | # | Reply

            …this isn’t where I wanted to respond… XD

    • addude
      addude
      December 16, 2010 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

      agreed!

    • Trae Dorn
      Trae Dorn
      December 16, 2010 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

      Big Bang Theory is terrible.

      There, I said it. :P

      Of course, I hate most conventional sitcoms, so take that into consideration when reading my opinion. :P

      • BlueNight
        BlueNight
        December 16, 2010 at 1:21 am | # | Reply

        The one episode I saw was – disparaging nerd cliche – offensive geek stereotype – people with Aspergers using vocal tonality and looking in the eyes of friends and strangers – stereotypical dweeb trope – smart people using their brains to accomplish something – RPG gamer stereotype.

        • Zach
          Zach
          December 16, 2010 at 1:59 am | # | Reply

          There’s nobody with Aspergers on the Big Bang Theory.

          • NPZR
            NPZR
            December 16, 2010 at 3:01 am | # | Reply

            Sheldon is debatable

          • Rognik
            Rognik
            December 16, 2010 at 8:50 am | # | Reply

            Sheldon may arguably have Asperger’s, but without a clinical diagnosis, you can’t say he does. Plus, I can think of somebody who is just as maladjusted as he is and doesn’t have Asperger’s.

            • Thorn
              Thorn
              April 29, 2012 at 5:16 am | # | Reply

              And Sheldon is not crazy. His mother had him tested.

              So there.

          • Zach
            Zach
            December 17, 2010 at 2:43 pm | # | Reply

            It’s a common fan theory (and the actor himself) that Sheldon has Aspergers, but the writers have denied it. So deriding the show for their portrayal someone with Aspergers is like deriding Supernatural for their portrayal of sibling incest.

        • Funderbunk
          Funderbunk
          December 16, 2010 at 4:38 am | # | Reply

          “people with Aspergers using vocal tonality and looking in the eyes of friends and strangers”
          Not sure how this is unusual, I have two friends with Aspergers and they have no problems with this.

          • gangler
            gangler
            December 16, 2010 at 5:12 am | # | Reply

            Indeed. People with Aspergers can usually communicate themselves quite proficiently. They merely have difficulty understanding the body language, facial expressions, and vocal tones of others. Different parts of the brain and all.

          • chrisleech
            chrisleech
            December 16, 2010 at 9:30 pm | # | Reply

            I have aspergers the only reason I don’t look into people’s eyes is that I’m looking at everything else since I have ADHD as well

          • NeoDarklight
            NeoDarklight
            March 2, 2011 at 1:27 am | # | Reply

            I have Asperger’s and I’ve learned to look people in the eyes and all that jazz. And to whomever said that BBT is horrible needs to watch the Sheldon driving episodes, the “space poop” episode, and the entire fourth season. My only fear is that since they’re starting to go more mainstream they may accidentally “jump the shark”, to quote a trope.

          • SotiCoto
            SotiCoto
            June 20, 2012 at 7:48 am | # | Reply

            I’m Spartacus! …

            … I mean Aspergian. Second Generation Aspergian actually, so I win.
            Also I’ve been using the more general term “Changeling” more often lately… as a delightful callback to more primitive times when our differences would be blamed on baby-snatching fairies as an excuse for infanticide by mundie parents, and also due to growing negative stigma online.

            I CAN look people in the eyes, but only do so when I want to creep them out.
            Otherwise, I don’t. I communicate vocally, so eye-contact isn’t necessary. Neither is voice-tone modulation. All I need to communicate can be done by context, choice of vocabulary, and pop-culture references… like it is on the Internet.
            The crude animal-communication of mundies is beneath me.

        • Jabberwocky
          Jabberwocky
          December 16, 2010 at 9:02 am | # | Reply

          “people with Aspergers using vocal tonality and looking in the eyes of friends and strangers”

          I don’t see how that’s wrong, seeing as how I do just fine.

      • Jonn
        Jonn
        December 17, 2010 at 10:34 am | # | Reply

        It’s a sitcom about nerds, written by nerds, written for nerds, and starring a nerd or two. I’d call that pretty unconventional.

      • amaro138
        amaro138
        December 28, 2010 at 12:00 pm | # | Reply

        I know Ima get a ration for this, but I HATE that show. Not since “Joey” have I had such disdain for a television sitcom. I don’t know if it’s the ridiculously vibrant colors, the predictable punchlines, of if it really is just a subpar show. I am glad it has a following, but if it were real person, I think I’d sabotage it’s career… sorry.

    • Cholma
      Cholma
      December 16, 2010 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

      Preach on! BBT is a great show, moonpie.

      • Jabberwocky
        Jabberwocky
        December 16, 2010 at 12:20 am | # | Reply

        Nobody calls me moonpie but mee-maw!

        • Joebo
          Joebo
          December 16, 2010 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

          Soft Kitty/Warm Kitty/Little Ball of Fur/…

          • Random Webcomics Junkie
            Random Webcomics Junkie
            December 16, 2010 at 1:34 am | # | Reply

            That comment plus an angry Mike avatar is DISTURBING.

          • zuche
            zuche
            December 16, 2010 at 12:10 pm | # | Reply

            …Throw it in the blender and/Whir, whir, whir…

          • Gadalia
            Gadalia
            January 3, 2012 at 12:15 pm | # | Reply

            Soft kitty is for when you’re sick! I’m not sick!

            • coobee
              coobee
              September 23, 2012 at 11:42 pm | # | Reply

              Verbally abused online is a kind of sick…

    • Tunasammich
      Tunasammich
      December 16, 2010 at 1:57 am | # | Reply

      I guess if you like shows that pretend only dudes can be nerds and women are just objects of their affection

      • derekjosh
        derekjosh
        December 16, 2010 at 3:05 am | # | Reply

        What about Bernadette and Amy? Girls and nerds. The new guy Zach? Lovely stupid male eye candy.

        • Alice Macher
          Alice Macher
          December 16, 2010 at 10:13 am | # | Reply

          Don’t forget Leslie Winkle!

          • zuche
            zuche
            December 16, 2010 at 12:13 pm | # | Reply

            I spent all of season three wondering where she was, and then she got five minutes in the final episode.

            Does she get more time in season four?

      • Boba
        Boba
        December 16, 2010 at 3:36 am | # | Reply

        But it wouldn’t be funny if it were a bunch of nerdy girls trying to get a hunky football player, or something. It’s much funnier to watch guys babble and bumble over a hot girl.

        That said, I think Big Bang Theory is one of the only good sitcoms on right now. It might be offensive to the people stereotyped in it, but WHO CARES. This COMIC is just as bad!

        • zuche
          zuche
          December 16, 2010 at 12:15 pm | # | Reply

          The people it stereotypes? You mean the North Koreans?

          …It’s probably a good thing Penny never met Joyce Kim, isn’t it?

        • Trae
          Trae
          December 16, 2010 at 12:47 pm | # | Reply

          I love that show! At least once an episode I have to laugh, blush, and admit “I’ve had that conversation”.

          • Kamino Neko
            Kamino Neko
            December 16, 2010 at 8:14 pm | # | Reply

            The ‘Who should be the new Batman?’ conversation between Sheldon and the comic book guy… I rarely say ‘Sheldon is right’, but ‘Jason Todd should be the next Batman’ was just…wrong.

          • Devmaar
            Devmaar
            December 17, 2010 at 11:16 am | # | Reply

            I’ve been reliably informed that I am in fact Sheldon in disguise

    • Rasputin Varez
      Rasputin Varez
      December 16, 2010 at 9:58 pm | # | Reply

      Big Bang Theory sucks balls
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBV5CxGVIXY

    • MarkReed
      MarkReed
      January 5, 2013 at 5:03 pm | # | Reply

      That was MY first thought while reading the comic.

      • MarkReed
        MarkReed
        January 5, 2013 at 5:05 pm | # | Reply

        That it rocks. Not that it sucks. Shouldn’t have posted without reading down to Rasputin’s comment.

  2. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    December 16, 2010 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    NO SKITTLES WHUT

    There’d better be Skittles!

    • chrisleech
      chrisleech
      December 16, 2010 at 9:40 pm | # | Reply

      skittles are good for a rush but for an impossibility event you have to use a ton of cadbury cream eggs that send you into an unconscious state of sugar coma hyper rush

  3. wnderjif
    wnderjif
    December 16, 2010 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    ? okay…

  4. BrooksCracktackle
    BrooksCracktackle
    December 16, 2010 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    It seemed plausible until fixing BBT. That’s an impossible task even Ghandi would say “Fuck dis shit” to.

    • Joebo
      Joebo
      December 16, 2010 at 12:32 am | # | Reply

      …I love Big Bang Theory.

    • milk experiment
      milk experiment
      December 16, 2010 at 1:22 am | # | Reply

      Yep. BBT perpetuates horrible nerd stereotypes, and I can’t watch it for more than about ten minutes without wanting to strangle Sheldon. I hate that show.

      • Laura
        Laura
        December 16, 2010 at 1:34 am | # | Reply

        I made it through the first season, but that was when I had a job where the was nothing to do but dick around on the computer and watch stuff (except for the thirty minutes a day when something happened).

        Yeah, I’m glad I’m not the only one who finds it kinda offensive. It’s every other sitcom, but they’re making nerd and geek jokes. Not even real geek jokes, just pop-culture stuff that everyone would know.

        Like real comic geeks could easily solve the problem of four people dressed as Flash. There’s two simple answers.

        • Kikou-shou
          Kikou-shou
          December 16, 2010 at 9:42 am | # | Reply

          Genius!
          Why didn’t I think of that.

        • Thomas Wrobel
          Thomas Wrobel
          December 16, 2010 at 11:08 am | # | Reply

          “. Not even real geek jokes, just pop-culture stuff that everyone would know”

          Thats true. (oddly, HIMYM has more often geeky references).

          But -sometimes- they hit the mark on the BBT.
          Like being dressed up as the Doppler effect gave me a chuckle.

      • Razorsaw
        Razorsaw
        December 16, 2010 at 3:30 am | # | Reply

        “horrible nerd stereotypes”

        *looks at the website we’re on*

        • gangler
          gangler
          December 16, 2010 at 5:20 am | # | Reply

          Lol. Seriously it’s a sitcom. They’re heavy on the stereotypes to begin with and it’s not as if there’s a large movement concerned with how nerds are portrayed in the media. According to Jim, Everybody Loves Raymond, both huge on gender stereotypes. Two and a half men hardly sends a positive message either. Don’t even get me started on Will and Grace.

          So, yeah nerd stereotypes. What did you expect? Non-stereotypical nerds are hardly common in the media in the first place.

          • Pandaburn
            Pandaburn
            December 16, 2010 at 7:24 am | # | Reply

            I think I remember every gay person I know having at worst a neutral opinion of Will and Grace.

            But it was a while ago.

          • Rognik
            Rognik
            December 16, 2010 at 8:54 am | # | Reply

            Will & Grace has ended, thankfully, and let us never speak of it again.

          • Laura
            Laura
            December 16, 2010 at 12:22 pm | # | Reply

            I’m…I’m honestly not sure how that makes it better. “All sitcoms are based on stereotypes” doesn’t really make me want to watch many sitcoms (and, to be fair, I don’t. I think Roseanne and M*A*S*H may be the only ones I ever watched regularly).

            And that there aren’t many non-stereotypical nerds? That doesn’t bug you, just a bit? Real nerds are hilarious…why do we have to be represented by a cardboard cutout that should’ve died out with the 80′s?

          • Razorsaw
            Razorsaw
            December 16, 2010 at 4:01 pm | # | Reply

            This is a webcomic.

            Starring an Anime fan who lives in a deluded fantasy world, calls himself a ninja and BELIEVES it, whose insanity drove him to kill a man and hunt Asians with pocky.

            We are the last people who should criticize how one show portrays nerds.

          • gangler
            gangler
            December 16, 2010 at 4:20 pm | # | Reply

            @Laura (there was no reply button)
            It doesn’t make it better, it just provides context. It’s a simple matter of it what’s on the tin. Personally I find it hard to get upset when they practically put a giant neon sign on it proclaiming “Nerd stereotypes here!” It seems like at that point you just don’t watch it if that doesn’t appeal to you.

            And no the lack of realistic nerds doesn’t bother me. I would enjoy it if there were some more realistic characters for sure (not just nerds but in general), but an essential part of fiction is the simplification of reality and creation of generalities. So Nerds are antisocial, Jocks are idiots, parents are constantly stressed and don’t know what’s cool, Love is an unstoppable force and inherently more valuable than anything else, whenever there is evil there will be a hero, and vice versa, both of whom will be matched to each others abilities, and the hero will win.

            The list goes on, and each entertainment medium has its’ own simplifications that it’s prone to, but television, and sitcoms in particular, are pretty heavy on the stereotypes and one dimensional characters. When you start breaking the story into self contained twenty minute increments, there’s just not much room for character development. It’s just a limitation of that story telling medium.

          • Laura
            Laura
            December 16, 2010 at 11:22 pm | # | Reply

            @gangler

            “Don’t like, don’t watch” has some sway, but at the same time, it’s still kind of a problematic response to bad/stereotyped television. Maybe not horrible, at least in this case, but still.

            I think my real problem with BBT is that for awhile it was being pushed as “Oh my gosh, you’re a geek! You must LOVE this show!” At least, that what I kept hearing. It’s not that I didn’t enjoy it in bits and pieces, but I got really tired of it very quickly. Sort of like having that one friend who’s always picking on you, sometimes regarding things your sensitive about–you can take it in fun for awhile, even laugh at it, but after too long…eh. Done.

          • gangler
            gangler
            December 17, 2010 at 1:39 am | # | Reply

            @Laura. Fair enough. While the don’t watch it if you don’t like it response does have a multitude of flaws I generally feel it’s appropriate when the advertising and appearance of the show are such that one could not plausibly turn it on thinking it was anything but what it was. Of course this does not account for word of mouth, which seems to be where the majority of problems come from with this show.

            I generally don’t concern myself too much with nerd image problems. I mean, we’re nerds. It’s just not culturally desirable. There does not exist a school (secondary and under) where nerds are in any way cool. The stigmas attached include just about every possible characteristic that could make one undesirable as a mate, both physically and otherwise.

            I gave up on the dream of not having this image attached to me way back in in early adolescence. At the end of the day though, the situation is improving now. As much of nerd culture gets assimilated into mainstream society, while we aren’t as “special” anymore, casual gamers have really reduced the stigma attached to gaming. Nerds in general are associated with wealth now, which is a huge boon. Nerd sub-archetypes are coming into being, which is why shows like bbt can exist, having a main cast of various types of nerds. People now differentiate the anal retentive argumentative nerd from the shy and generally good natured socially awkward individual. It’s all steps towards nerds being a generally accepted part of society, and half the time I just enjoy watching the progression. Eventually hardcore gamers and otaku will likely just be like that guy everyone knows who knows way too much simpsons trivia. Maybe within my life, maybe not. Who can tell with these things?

      • zuche
        zuche
        December 16, 2010 at 12:16 pm | # | Reply

        What stereotypes? The guys all bathe.

        • LiamKav
          LiamKav
          December 17, 2010 at 7:48 am | # | Reply

          I don’t know anyone who has watched both The Big Bang Theory and The IT Crowd, despite them appearing to have crossover appeal. I do like the IT Crowd, despite it creating the impression that 3 people can run an IT department for a massive building, and it is full of stereotypes. It’s funny though, which gives it some sway.

          • Mrs Butcher
            Mrs Butcher
            December 17, 2010 at 8:45 pm | # | Reply

            Actually, I am a huge fan of both Big Bang Theory and The IT Crowd :)

      • Jonn
        Jonn
        December 17, 2010 at 10:35 am | # | Reply

        “Uses”!=”perpetuates”.

  5. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    December 16, 2010 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    This time around, she’s going to super speed punch congress in the FAAAAAACE

  6. Guru G.
    Guru G.
    December 16, 2010 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Oh god. It’s breakfast time, laides and gents…

    • zuche
      zuche
      December 16, 2010 at 1:17 pm | # | Reply

      As Spider Robinson wrote: “It’s easy to say, but difficult to do/To laugh when the joke is on you.”

      I can’t be offended by this group. Zany schemes on levels I can’t possibly hope to match? Awesome. Nerd rage that leads to bigger and better things for a change? Wonderful. Social maladjustment that would be far more crippling if it was remotely realistic? Encouraging.

      They bathe. They interact with other people regularly and consistently, even if one is insanely ritualistic about this. None of them are employed in fields that are all about feeding their geek habits. Despite everything they do, they are just another one of the blind men describing the elephant, a bunch of generally dull people who barely misunderstand their world any more than anyone else does.

      There’s nothing they’ve done that exceeds the absurdity I’ve noticed in people who follow every movement of a pop star or a sports team, or those obsessed with their jobs or dreams or family. Come to think of it, they’ve got the family and dreams obsessions down as well.

      That’s not geek at all people. That’s human. Exaggerated, sure, but not as accessible as some of us take for granted. There are more people that don’t know who Dick Grayson is than you’d believe.

      And if you think the equations on the boards are common knowledge… wow. Good for you for knowing them, but you do not have a firm grip on reality.

      • zuche
        zuche
        December 16, 2010 at 1:19 pm | # | Reply

        Sorry, wrote this reply in the wrong spot. Easy to say indeed…

  7. Ragnal
    Ragnal
    December 16, 2010 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Just add milk, duh.

    By the way, I’m wondering, Robin isn’t a distant cousin of Rayne Summers, is she?

    • BrooksCracktackle
      BrooksCracktackle
      December 16, 2010 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

      No. She just has ADHD or something, not Sociopathic Misogynist Syndrome.

      • Ragnal
        Ragnal
        December 16, 2010 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

        Well, of course not, but I think the amount of Cadburys eaten by Robin in an HOUR is equivalent to how many Rayne can eat in a month. Dunno. It’s small connections like that that make my brain go bouncing all over.

        • Pandaburn
          Pandaburn
          December 16, 2010 at 7:25 am | # | Reply

          Sugar fuels her super power, according to “It’s Walky!”.

  8. Fissioninferno
    Fissioninferno
    December 16, 2010 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

    If you don’t carry around Cadbury eggs, you’re un-American. True story.

    • samuel
      samuel
      December 16, 2010 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

      Never really liked Cadbury Eggs. Don’t hate em’, but I don’t care for em’ either.

      Now pardon me while I flip through my little red book, Comrade.

    • Delimanman
      Delimanman
      December 16, 2010 at 12:45 am | # | Reply

      Despite the fact that they’re based in Britain?

      • CJ
        CJ
        December 16, 2010 at 2:05 am | # | Reply

        BECAUSE they’re based in Britain. Trust me, it works.

        • samuel
          samuel
          December 16, 2010 at 2:29 am | # | Reply

          Three Captain America avatars making jokes about the patrioticness of Cadbury eggs maid my night. Thank you.

          • Zap
            Zap
            December 16, 2010 at 6:33 am | # | Reply

            Make that four.

      • AndyB
        AndyB
        December 16, 2010 at 11:26 am | # | Reply

        It’s extremely American to claim British stuff as our own. How do you think we got this sweet land!

        • Pagannerd
          Pagannerd
          December 16, 2010 at 12:12 pm | # | Reply

          Because Britain couldn’t pull the trigger!

          …Sorry. I watched the first season of Axis Powers Hetalia this week…

        • Sephiroth144
          Sephiroth144
          December 16, 2010 at 10:40 pm | # | Reply

          By fucking over Native Americans?

          • Pagannerd
            Pagannerd
            December 16, 2010 at 10:53 pm | # | Reply

            Your answer was better.

      • beemoh
        beemoh
        December 16, 2010 at 1:13 pm | # | Reply

        Kraft bought them out earlier this year. They’re American now.

        /consoles self on the Creme Egg Ice Cream Cones you can get now

        • gangler
          gangler
          December 16, 2010 at 5:02 pm | # | Reply

          I did not know that. This explains why now I can buy cadbury cream egg candi bars all year round.

    • Taekwondodo
      Taekwondodo
      December 16, 2010 at 3:40 pm | # | Reply

      I always have mine! :D (Though I’m Scottish)

  9. Chamalaeon
    Chamalaeon
    December 16, 2010 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

    …so I have to wonder if they’re secretly twins.
    Y’know, it could be a side effect of the drama tag or somethin.

  10. BumblebeeZ3
    BumblebeeZ3
    December 16, 2010 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Darn you! Now I want some Cadbury Creme Eggs.

    • Black Drazon
      Black Drazon
      December 16, 2010 at 12:33 am | # | Reply

      At least now stockpiling enough of them to last past December will occur to us next April.

      • Undrave
        Undrave
        December 16, 2010 at 2:16 am | # | Reply

        PAST December? Seriously? We get the new stuff in the last week of December! Two years ago we got our shipment of Cadbury easter stuff on december 31st for pete sake! Plus this August Cadbury released their ‘Cream egg Twisted’ bar which is essentially a cream egg in bar shape. If they do it again next year you only really need to stockpile cream eggs to last ’till about August.

  11. |Agent
    |Agent
    December 16, 2010 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

    This can only end in AWESOME!

  12. Laurel
    Laurel
    December 16, 2010 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Oh. I see what you did there with the story arc’s title.

    Took me way too long to see that.

    • samuel
      samuel
      December 16, 2010 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

      I’ve been looking for a reason to bring it up.

      I wonder if that refers to both of their political orientations or just Robin’s.

  13. Spy the demoman
    Spy the demoman
    December 16, 2010 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

    Don’t do it. Robins lesbian doesn’t deserve this… just stop now… you can still save the lesbian love!

    • samuel
      samuel
      December 16, 2010 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

      I’m with you there.

      I love the shenanigans in this strip, but Leslie is an awesome character.

      It’s amazing that I’m concerned about the potential heartbreak of a fictional character.

    • Rognik
      Rognik
      December 16, 2010 at 8:57 am | # | Reply

      Um, they aren’t even remotely romantic yet. Chill, dude. Start yelling when they do something more than compose a bill.

      • samuel
        samuel
        December 16, 2010 at 12:01 pm | # | Reply

        I am not yelling yet. My finger has gone nowhere near the caps lock key.

      • Spy the demoman
        Spy the demoman
        December 16, 2010 at 6:22 pm | # | Reply

        im not yelling either… just saying… don’t do it.

  14. andersonfire
    andersonfire
    December 16, 2010 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

    I…may or may not be extraordinarily attracted to this guy now. Dangit, Willis! Why’d you have to go and invent PSL?

  15. RaijinK
    RaijinK
    December 16, 2010 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

    Hoo boy, the return of Cadbury Cereal. Last time she ended up in congress, this time who knows where she could end up? Inside Manley’s pants potentially. President of the World likely. Another dimension battling chrono-pirates and space-sharks, why not? The DoA universe teaching political science, absolutely. It’s like rolling the dice on fate, and the outcome could be literally anything.

    • Mollyscribbles
      Mollyscribbles
      December 16, 2010 at 8:16 am | # | Reply

      If they’re both dosing on ‘em, one will be president of the world and the other will be vice-president.

  16. Xartarin
    Xartarin
    December 16, 2010 at 12:25 am | # | Reply

    I wonder if male!Robin is also an abductee.

    I recall Head Alien mentioning that there were a lot that Semme hadn’t recruited.

  17. samuel
    samuel
    December 16, 2010 at 12:37 am | # | Reply

    I like how thiey’re both just carrying around Cadbury eggs. Like it’s a regular thing that someone just carries around, such as a wallet and a cellphone. Or my ASP.

    • tbf
      tbf
      December 16, 2010 at 12:53 am | # | Reply

      You’d be surprised what sorts of things people just carry around.

      • samuel
        samuel
        December 16, 2010 at 1:06 am | # | Reply

        For individuals? No I wouldn’t.

        I used to work with a guy who was essentially a porn mule as a side job. Distributing certain pornographic material was forbidden in my home county for various puritan reasons, and it was his job to transport certain materials, usually videos, between certain locations.

        Keep in mind, this was the early 90′s. Internet porn was virtually non-existent for the masses in my hometown at the time. So most people had to acquire porn the old fashioned way, like from a store or something.

        Long story short, at any given time, this guy was driving around an old Grand Marquis that was crammed full of an assortment of porn for all tastes. He even had BETAMAX videos in his car.

        But two people doing the same thing at the same time? That would surprise me.

        • tbf
          tbf
          December 16, 2010 at 1:13 am | # | Reply

          They couldn’t just download some ASCII porn from the local BBS, eh?

          • samuel
            samuel
            December 16, 2010 at 1:17 am | # | Reply

            They were a bunch of redneck peanut farmers. A lot of them didn’t have phone lines.

          • samuel
            samuel
            December 16, 2010 at 1:21 am | # | Reply

            I think I should clarify here, however.

            Selling and owning porn wasn’t a problem.

            Distributing it was illegal through a complicated mess of local and state laws.

          • samuel
            samuel
            December 16, 2010 at 1:23 am | # | Reply

            Also, didn’t like 5 people do that in the early 90′s?

            It was uncommon to say the least.

  18. ClockworkTiger
    ClockworkTiger
    December 16, 2010 at 12:45 am | # | Reply

    I have no strong feelings about Big Bang Theory one way or the other!!!

    • undeadgoat
      undeadgoat
      December 16, 2010 at 1:02 am | # | Reply

      Same here! I’ve never really gotten into it but I’ve seen some pretty funny episodes!

      • samuel
        samuel
        December 16, 2010 at 2:23 am | # | Reply

        Usually the episodes I’ve seem to go like this:

        It starts with a joke that tries to earnestly appeal to the basic nerd/geek demographic. This is followed by several more forced attempts, until the show degenerates into a cliched nerd stereotype.

        I would liken it to a show about black people written by a white guy who has never had any black friends. It starts with good intentions, but by the end it’s all chicken and watermelon jokes.

        • David Willis
          David Willis
          December 16, 2010 at 3:36 am | # | Reply

          Hooper X hit it on the head when he said that Big Bang Theory is like a nerd minstrel show. Everyone puts on nerdface and tells jokes that everyone thinks nerds tell.

          • Ristar
            Ristar
            December 16, 2010 at 8:32 am | # | Reply

            ‘Til death did an episode (prolly a few, but I don’t watch it often) about racial steriotypes. the end joke was that all the black people ate at a restaraunt that served Chicken and Waffles ON THE SAME PLATE and the fact that it wasn’t just black people that thought it was awesome.

          • Stanley L
            Stanley L
            December 16, 2010 at 8:34 am | # | Reply

            I swear every single thread that so much as mentions BBT eventually gets to this point where people claim that it’s offensive because nerds don’t really act like that, and then other people point out that they live/work/study with plenty of nerds who do behave essentially that way and then it’s basically all “NO U” from there on.

            Here’s a spoiler for how this ends: Everybody ends up thinking that the other group doesn’t understand and/or appreciate nerds as much as they do.

          • zuche
            zuche
            December 16, 2010 at 1:26 pm | # | Reply

            With all due respect to Hooper (that is to say, exactly what I’m giving it), it helps to view the show from outside of your own rectal cavity.

          • Jonn
            Jonn
            December 17, 2010 at 10:46 am | # | Reply

            It also shares several of the same writers and science researchers as Futurama.

            Your move, Willis. Your move.

          • David Willis
            David Willis
            December 17, 2010 at 10:57 am | # | Reply

            Jonn: And Star Trek shared the same writers as Revenge of the Fallen. YOUR MOVE.

        • Fil-a-chick
          Fil-a-chick
          December 16, 2010 at 3:36 am | # | Reply

          It occurs to me that stereo types are stereo types for a reason Dawg…As a Watermelon eatin, chicken lovin, big dicked, B-ball playin black man (who also works with geeks at Bestbuy) that my opening sentence is 100% truth. Truth hurts don’t it?

          Big Bang theory is da shit yo! Only improvement I can think of would be a shortie for Raj. A loud mouthed little fat black girl who can do all the talking 4 da both of em would be perfect yo!

          • Trae Dorn
            Trae Dorn
            December 16, 2010 at 6:49 pm | # | Reply

            Yes. You definitely work in a Best Buy.

  19. CopperFox
    CopperFox
    December 16, 2010 at 12:55 am | # | Reply

    is it just me or is his face and hair a bit like walkies?

  20. undeadgoat
    undeadgoat
    December 16, 2010 at 1:02 am | # | Reply

    Jake/Robin OTP! I was so mad when you introduced Leslie/Robin after that brief, beautiful tease of Robin’s soulmate/colleague . . . Leslie/Robin was a beautiful thing, but I mean, come on, Robin can fit her fist in her mouth.

    • agentksilver
      agentksilver
      December 16, 2010 at 3:30 am | # | Reply

      I actually agree. Robin/Leslie is cute, but they don’t seem to have much in common. Robin/Jake otp.

  21. arjay2813
    arjay2813
    December 16, 2010 at 1:02 am | # | Reply

    I can see them being long lost twins or something liek that. there is nothing wrong with BBT. its Zazzy

  22. Shift
    Shift
    December 16, 2010 at 1:29 am | # | Reply

    Honestly, I’m wondering why Robin didn’t break the eggs out soon. She could have salvaged her election.

    Also, I’m wondering where she got them in December, since I thought they stopped making the Holiday Eggs, cuz I haven’t seen them anywhere.

    Anywhoo… I’m probably not the only one expecting this to go badly, am I? Please don’t hurt our favorite Lesbian (Leslie), okay Willis? Pweeze….

  23. Laura
    Laura
    December 16, 2010 at 1:35 am | # | Reply

    You can’t just leave Cadbury eggs in the car! They’ll melt!

    • agentksilver
      agentksilver
      December 16, 2010 at 3:29 am | # | Reply

      Oh please. It’s Ultra Car.

  24. Ursinos
    Ursinos
    December 16, 2010 at 1:36 am | # | Reply

    ok….the mention of cream eggs and think tanking makes me wonder if a guess appearance from “least I could do” is gonna happen

    • gwalla
      gwalla
      December 16, 2010 at 11:33 am | # | Reply

      And speaking of unfunny comedies…

  25. Black Bumblebbee
    Black Bumblebbee
    December 16, 2010 at 1:40 am | # | Reply

    I like the Big Bang Theory. So there :-p There’s a lack of sitcoms in the world as it is. If you want to stop bad programming, go after Jersey Shore or The Real Housewives of Blahville, etc.

    • Rognik
      Rognik
      December 16, 2010 at 9:04 am | # | Reply

      I’ll get behind this. Reality TV is ruining this country!

      Also, Survivor for 16 years? Really? How many more lost and abandoned locations in the world are there? Where does it end? “Survivor: Antarctica”?

      • zuche
        zuche
        December 16, 2010 at 1:28 pm | # | Reply

        Auschwitz.

      • Gordon
        Gordon
        December 16, 2010 at 1:34 pm | # | Reply

        Survivor: Antarctica would at least be interesting. Let’s see how much complaining and pettiness those douchebags display after they lose a toe or two to frostbite.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          December 16, 2010 at 4:45 pm | # | Reply

          I keep saying that they should try surviving in northern Canada somewhere. I give them one week, tops, before they all quit/die; between the insects, nasty weather, and the risk of being eaten by bears/wolves/moose/etc.

    • Thomas Wrobel
      Thomas Wrobel
      December 16, 2010 at 11:18 am | # | Reply

      Indeed.
      I’m still missing Earl and Better of Ted too :(

      • Gordon
        Gordon
        December 16, 2010 at 1:39 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah, Better Off Ted got a raw deal. It was an awesome show.

        • Cholma
          Cholma
          December 16, 2010 at 3:45 pm | # | Reply

          Agree. Better Off Ted was another great show that the networks just didn’t “get”. The fake commercials were great fun.

    • gwalla
      gwalla
      December 16, 2010 at 5:17 pm | # | Reply

      “A lack of sitcoms in the world” and you’re acting like this is a problem?

      You know, sitcoms are what people used to point to when complaining that TV was full of vapid garbage, before “reality TV” exploded and they realized there was something even worse.

      • Jodin_San
        Jodin_San
        December 16, 2010 at 6:06 pm | # | Reply

        TV IS vapid garbage. That’s not to say I don’t enjoy it, but honestly, try to find any show that some group or another doesn’t like. All the comments for and against BBT can be entered into evidence on this. What I’m saying is, there will always be a show or genre that people will point a finger at and say “that’s ruining television!” At first, it was merely the existence of TV itself.

        That being said, any word on an It’s Walky!, Roomies!, or Shortpacked! tv show? lol

  26. MusicalHeart88
    MusicalHeart88
    December 16, 2010 at 2:00 am | # | Reply

    I am divided. I love Leslie, but I think Jake here is awesome too!

  27. Dr. Worm
    Dr. Worm
    December 16, 2010 at 2:01 am | # | Reply

    Oh, crap. I saw something like this coming as soon as I saw Jake. I just thought maybe I was thinking too far into things.
    Honestly, I saw something like this coming from the very beginning of Robin and Leslie’s relationship.
    I swear to God, Willis, if you hurt Leslie…

  28. Linkara
    Linkara
    December 16, 2010 at 3:04 am | # | Reply

    Oh dear God, they will consume the cadbury eggs and then they will be in bed together. DX

    • wednesday
      wednesday
      December 16, 2010 at 3:40 am | # | Reply

      You make it sound like the activities won’t overlap.

    • zuche
      zuche
      December 16, 2010 at 1:29 pm | # | Reply

      Cadbury eggs have no business winding up all over the drama tag.

      • Lokitsu
        Lokitsu
        December 16, 2010 at 5:53 pm | # | Reply

        But that’s the problem with cadbury eggs. By the time your done eating one, its gotten all over everything.

        The last time I ate one, the cat was pissed at me for weeks.

    • Amber
      Amber
      December 16, 2010 at 6:22 pm | # | Reply

      That was my first thought too!! I’d be surprised if the next strip isn’t exactly that scenario.

  29. Ascension
    Ascension
    December 16, 2010 at 3:12 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, with the comments pointing out the title of this arc, and tandem Cadbury cereal a-brewin’, what happens next can’t be good for Leslie. I’m betting she finds Jake and Robin in her bed when she goes to turn in for the night.

    Oh, and hey, if we want to go for a twofer, Jake could turn out to be an ex-boyfriend of Drew’s.

  30. Jaystyles
    Jaystyles
    December 16, 2010 at 3:55 am | # | Reply

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS that Robin we all know and love is back

  31. Slipdance
    Slipdance
    December 16, 2010 at 4:52 am | # | Reply

    Well, it was the power of Cadbury Eggs that got her into this position, it’s only fitting that they get her out of this mess as well.

    With enough eggs between the two of them, they should be able to do the impossible. Perhaps even see the invisible.

    • azure storm
      azure storm
      December 16, 2010 at 5:53 am | # | Reply

      ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER!!!

  32. kabbes
    kabbes
    December 16, 2010 at 4:55 am | # | Reply

    They’re not called Cadbury Cream Eggs.

    They’re called Cadbury Creme Eggs.

  33. Heather
    Heather
    December 16, 2010 at 5:37 am | # | Reply

    Upon exiting their diabetic seisure and regaining consiousness, they’ve changed America into a dictatorship and have been leading the clountry into achieving a true empire.

    They already have Canada and are debating whether to go after Japan or Europe next.

  34. Martin S Smith
    Martin S Smith
    December 16, 2010 at 6:11 am | # | Reply

    Thank you for throwing The Big Bang Theory on that list. I bloody hate that show.

  35. Zap
    Zap
    December 16, 2010 at 6:36 am | # | Reply

    I predict they’ll end up in other webcomics. Not just DoA, but actual completely unrelated webcomics, some of which do not actually exist yet.

    • Jodin_San
      Jodin_San
      December 16, 2010 at 6:09 pm | # | Reply

      Willis’ spinoff tease ftw?

  36. Madock345
    Madock345
    December 16, 2010 at 7:40 am | # | Reply

    Am i the only one who thinks that Male robin looks really weird in the third panel? like he’s off model or something. this strips art just looks a little off, not quite shure why.

  37. Z
    Z
    December 16, 2010 at 7:54 am | # | Reply

    Me and the wife qute enjoy the Big Bang Theory. Funny show. One of the VEY few network shows we watch. I DO understand how it could be annoying to the Nerdcore and sundry others. The geekiness can be rather superficial at times and a number of times I’ve thought “real geeks” wouldn’t do/or say/or not know this or that. But still, usually quite funny IMO anyway.

    • zuche
      zuche
      December 16, 2010 at 1:35 pm | # | Reply

      Sure, real geeks wouldn’t say a lot of the things they would. The main reason for that is that most real geeks have no talent for comedy or writing. Sheldon’s desperation to manufacture a comeback? That is much closer to the reality.

      A secondary reason for that is most of the geek humour I’ve encountered has tended to be more bitter and/or raunchy, if not always to the point of desperation. Seriously, the jockeying for position that goes on in geek humour is more tedious than that found in inter-city/team rivalry jokes.

      • Jodin_San
        Jodin_San
        December 16, 2010 at 6:11 pm | # | Reply

        Why do you hate geeks so much? or is it just people in general you disagree with?

        • zuche
          zuche
          December 17, 2010 at 12:40 pm | # | Reply

          Ah, the “Why do you hate America?” trap. Is there nowhere it can’t be used?

      • Darkflame
        Darkflame
        December 16, 2010 at 7:39 pm | # | Reply

        Theres plenty of good geeky humour. XKCD being the obvious one.
        But theres also old shows like “Look Around You”

        • zuche
          zuche
          December 17, 2010 at 12:42 pm | # | Reply

          The problem with citing published, successful geek humour is that it’s not reflective of the majority of geek humour.

          Flash Fact: most Jews aren’t all that funny either.

  38. ziggy78eog
    ziggy78eog
    December 16, 2010 at 9:03 am | # | Reply

    This is not going to end well.

    • PCachu
      PCachu
      December 16, 2010 at 12:58 pm | # | Reply

      No kiddin’. Five minutes into the brainstorming session and she’s already decided to just go for the Hail Mary…

  39. Synnerman
    Synnerman
    December 16, 2010 at 9:22 am | # | Reply

    Is she about to go back in time?

  40. Ozzmandius
    Ozzmandius
    December 16, 2010 at 9:25 am | # | Reply

    Dun dun dunnnnnnn

    And now I really want a creme egg…

  41. Thomas Wrobel
    Thomas Wrobel
    December 16, 2010 at 11:16 am | # | Reply

    TBBT quality goes up and down like a yo-yo, sometimes they have a funny episode, other times not a single laugh for a few.

    But, really, I can’t see any reason to find it offensive.
    If you think “They are nerds. I am a nerd. Therefor their depiction of what I am upsets me” then your falling for a false equality.
    Its exactly like;
    “Cats are quadrupeds. Dogs are quadrupeds. Therefor my cat is a dog”

  42. numaron
    numaron
    December 16, 2010 at 11:26 am | # | Reply

    What does David have against the Big Bang Theory? Personally I love that show.

    • zuche
      zuche
      December 16, 2010 at 1:37 pm | # | Reply

      Chalk it up to personal taste.

  43. Malcolm
    Malcolm
    December 16, 2010 at 12:12 pm | # | Reply

    XD Shes got her work cut out for her.. cause much of that is just human nature. While the economy and disparity of income is workable (depending on which point of view your working from), racism and homophobia are natural to human nature, it’s only because we gave them special ‘bad’ names is why they’re seen so bad.

    It’s like how people treat those they perceive as rednecks, or nerds, or jocks, or old people, young people.. etc.. etc… Yet somehow these particular stereotypes don’t get quite the same attention, because someone deemed they’re not ‘offensive’ enough.

    • Darkflame
      Darkflame
      December 16, 2010 at 2:25 pm | # | Reply

      or its because racism and homophobia are far more fanatically led, and thus far more dangerous.
      If it was just “oh look, gays are really neat and have fashion sense” style sterotypes that would be compariable. But its often far, far worse then that, and theres still legal inequalitys such as marriage and (as is the recent topic) military rules.

      This isn’t just “offending people” this is treating people different.
      Likewise for racism.

      • Malcolm
        Malcolm
        December 16, 2010 at 5:03 pm | # | Reply

        This brings up something I don’t understand about the issue with the military. Why? Why can’t they just leave it at ‘we don’t ask you, you don’t tell us.’ how is that not fair?

        I’ll admit,even though my brother and dad are in the army, I don’t know some things about it. Do men and women share the same sleeping quarters? the same bathing facilities? If it’s all Co-sex, than I say go ahead, it’s no more offensive than that. However, if they seperate men and women, do they now need to seperate gays/lesbians and hetero soldiers? Or would that be offensive too?

        • Shift
          Shift
          December 16, 2010 at 6:22 pm | # | Reply

          Because the way “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” works, is that if someone DOES tell ANYONE AT ALL about being gay, and it somehow gets back to their commanding officers, they’re kicked out of the military. Even if they didn’t tell another soldier, if the truth comes out in any manner, their career is over.

          Also, if for someone reason, someone KNOWS that a person is gay when they’re trying to sign up to join the military, they’ll be denied, even if the applicant never says anything.

          Also, Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell causes soldiers to be ashamed of who they are, because they can’t be honest anything. Soldiers in the military talk about their loved ones all the time. They have pictures of their wives and kids posted up, and so on. A gay soldier, because of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell, can’t post those things, because of the fear that if the wrong person sees it, they’ll be booted out.

    • David Willis
      David Willis
      December 16, 2010 at 2:56 pm | # | Reply

      Let me know when rednecks aren’t allowed to marry or hold jobs.

      • Ryan Karl
        Ryan Karl
        December 16, 2010 at 3:10 pm | # | Reply

        one can only hope.

      • Mysterious Stranger
        Mysterious Stranger
        December 16, 2010 at 3:12 pm | # | Reply

        Since rednecks usually marry their cousins they technically aren’t allowed to marry. Or is that hillbillies? I get them confused. Which one doesn’t have teeth?

      • Eric Burns-White
        Eric Burns-White
        December 16, 2010 at 3:18 pm | # | Reply

        I think it’s really despicable how so many rednecks have to either live with the fear of being beaten to death or actually being beaten to death, only to have protesters at their funeral chanting about how they’re burning in Hell because God hates Nascar.

        There should really be a documentary or something.

        • Malcolm
          Malcolm
          December 16, 2010 at 5:06 pm | # | Reply

          Don’t bring Westboro into this, they’re PETA level crazy.

          • Compulsive Collector
            Compulsive Collector
            December 21, 2010 at 2:28 pm | # | Reply

            Right, because PETA frequently demonstrates outside funerals. And promoting compassion is, obviously, the exact same as perpetuating hatred and bigotry.

            Really batting a thousand there.

    • Compulsive Collector
      Compulsive Collector
      December 16, 2010 at 3:21 pm | # | Reply

      Sorry, but “human nature” isn’t synonymous with “ignorance.”

      • David Willis
        David Willis
        December 16, 2010 at 4:30 pm | # | Reply

        If anything “human nature” is okay, then I declare open season on rape!

        • CJ
          CJ
          December 16, 2010 at 4:46 pm | # | Reply

          We takin bout a rape party?

          YEE

        • Malcolm
          Malcolm
          December 16, 2010 at 5:09 pm | # | Reply

          Never said it was okay, just said she’s not gonna fix it without somehow either changing what humans are, or pass a law that’s gonna border on something 1984 level. We have so many laws already that protect peoples ‘feelings’ getting hurt, it’s getting out of hand.

          Course, Robins above something like that. Hmm.. then again, she was gonna pass a law to make Ethan make out with someone ‘against his will’. n_n Not that it would have held up, but it’s something she tried.

      • f.p.
        f.p.
        December 16, 2010 at 4:38 pm | # | Reply

        Actually, “human nature” and “ignorance” have come to seem like pretty good synonyms to me. The good thing is that we have the capacity to overcome it. It saddens me that we have a tendency to waste that capacity.

        • Darkflame
          Darkflame
          December 16, 2010 at 7:10 pm | # | Reply

          Thing is, we are all ignorant. Its arrogance thats the problem.

    • Eolirin
      Eolirin
      December 19, 2010 at 10:19 am | # | Reply

      Homophobia and racism are *not* “natural” to human behavior at all though. Even making the social classification in the first place is a learned behavior. Whitewashing socially destructive tendencies as just being “an inherent” part of human existence is deeply cynical and wrongheaded.

      We know enough about how humans *do* function neurologically at this point to put such claims utterly to rest. There is no predisposition toward hating gays. There is no predisposition toward hating minority groups. The tribal predispositions that we do have depend very heavily on how we decide to define our in and out groups. They can be much more inclusive than they tend to be.

      If you were to kill off everyone who had an issue with homosexuality or a particular race or nationality those issues would disappear completely within a generation. And they would not recur without someone making a concerted effort to raise fear and xenophobia.

      • Ristar
        Ristar
        December 27, 2010 at 10:14 am | # | Reply

        If we kill off all people with a phobia, there will never be fear again!

        No offense, but generally phobias are due to bad experiences. Whether you wish to believe it or not, Racism is a phobia. The exact phobia may be different per racist. some are afraid of black people, some are afraid of racial mixing, ect. ect.

  44. zodconvoy
    zodconvoy
    December 16, 2010 at 12:26 pm | # | Reply

    I’m thinkin’ the Bi and Partisan are separate for a reason. Meaning Robin and Jake will work together and being mutually oblivious to things regarding each other, nothing romantic will come of it.

    Then Robin comes home to find Drew and Leslie bangin’.

    The Partisan being separate from the Bi.

  45. LockeZ
    LockeZ
    December 16, 2010 at 12:29 pm | # | Reply

    Personally, I dislike Big Bang Theory because it hits too close to home.

    • zuche
      zuche
      December 16, 2010 at 1:41 pm | # | Reply

      My condolences for that.

    • Sir Rat
      Sir Rat
      February 10, 2011 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

      Really? That’s precisely why I enjoy the series.
      (Not trying to start an argument, just adding my own opinion to the pile – and doing so extraordinarily late at that)

  46. Wackd
    Wackd
    December 16, 2010 at 1:06 pm | # | Reply

    Robin/Leslie/Jake OTT! XD

    No, but seriously…I smell drama a-brewin’.

    Oh, and I have an intense, burning indifference towards TBBT.

    • Wackd
      Wackd
      December 16, 2010 at 1:08 pm | # | Reply

      Sorry, this is why Google is your friend:

      No, I really don’t hate The Big Bang Theory! I have an intense, burning indifference!

  47. izzatrix
    izzatrix
    December 16, 2010 at 1:12 pm | # | Reply

    Why bother with a tv show? Either enough people watch it that it generates jobs and revenue and stays on the air or noone cares for it ang it gets cancelled. Eventually it reaches a tipping point anyway and gets cancelled.

    • zuche
      zuche
      December 16, 2010 at 1:46 pm | # | Reply

      A few shows have recognized when it was time to get off stage. Some of those didn’t know enough to stay off stage, but it has happened.

      Then again, I’m of the rare opinion that the main reason Firefly was such a good show is because it was cancelled early, just as Kublai Khan owes a lot to that interuption at the door.

      • Darkflame
        Darkflame
        December 16, 2010 at 2:38 pm | # | Reply

        Not sure really, both Dollhouse and Buffy both got better beyond their first seasons. Angel too. I think Firefly would have too.

        Certainly many shows run out of steam, but others fluxulate up/down, and others take awhile to get going before they are truely kick-arse (Fringe,Farscape). I dont think shorter is always better.

      • Jonn
        Jonn
        December 17, 2010 at 10:52 am | # | Reply

        I doubt it. It was pretty good as it was, and that was even with Fox screwing Whedon so hard they had to reuse Starship Trooper props and kept him so busy trying to keep the show afloat he forgot to include Chinese people in featured roles.

        • zuche
          zuche
          December 17, 2010 at 12:48 pm | # | Reply

          …He…forgot?

          Half a coconut’s mile, even if that’s true, it’s still a pretty sorry excuse.

    • Doom Shepherd
      Doom Shepherd
      December 16, 2010 at 3:07 pm | # | Reply

      Then there are some shows that are only intended to run a certain length of time. For instance, Babylon 5 was always supposed to be a 5-season show (although due to fear of cancellation, the storyline was wrapped up in 4 seasons, and the actual 5th was… a bit meh in places.)

      The cancellation of Firefly, I have it on good authority, will be the primary evidence used against us by the High Prosecutor, when the Galactic Council is debating whether or not Humanity should be wiped out before it spreads. (Debate is projected to last another 120 years, so at least there is some breathing room, and a chance for redemption. We managed to bring back Futrurama…)

      • Darkflame
        Darkflame
        December 16, 2010 at 7:09 pm | # | Reply

        “(although due to fear of cancellation, the storyline was wrapped up in 4 seasons, and the actual 5th was… a bit meh in places.)”

        You can say that again :P
        (Allthough it was impressive how well it was wrapped in s4)

  48. Richie9999
    Richie9999
    December 16, 2010 at 3:28 pm | # | Reply

    Cadbury Creme Eggs? That’s Rayne Summers’ weak point, that and Red Bull, and its been proven he can be bribed with them… is he going to make a guest appearance? (Crosses fingers) If he does, I hope he meats Roz as those two meeting would be full of Lulz and win. True story.

    • CJ
      CJ
      December 16, 2010 at 4:54 pm | # | Reply

      Everybody meats Roz.

  49. Clementine
    Clementine
    December 16, 2010 at 3:40 pm | # | Reply

    Miss Bean may be open to Robin following her heart – or chocolate eggs, as the case may be. Then Robin will be like, “D’oh!” and realize there is no way in hell some guy (no matter his scent of Skittles) is going to be cool enough to take her to the airport to get a body scan for funzies.

    Or shit’s gonna go down…

    OR! David is laughing at us all because we’re falling prey to his seemingly obvious plot trap. He’s gonna do something to make us wish we were all just QC readers, that’s what’s gonna happen.

  50. CJ
    CJ
    December 16, 2010 at 4:53 pm | # | Reply

    How can she focus on BBT when Jay Leno is still around?

  51. ArchSchnitz
    ArchSchnitz
    December 16, 2010 at 8:28 pm | # | Reply

    Cadbury eggs, eh? It is time.

  52. Zaffino
    Zaffino
    December 16, 2010 at 8:36 pm | # | Reply

    Leslie is going to fall for him since he’s just like Robin, and start having a relationship/identity crisis about her lesbian-ness and being with Robin.

    Then, threesome

  53. Rasputin Varez
    Rasputin Varez
    December 16, 2010 at 10:00 pm | # | Reply

    What kind of question is that?

    A grammatically incorrect one.

  54. Lokitsu
    Lokitsu
    December 16, 2010 at 10:02 pm | # | Reply

    I wonder if this will result in another time jump/blackout for Robin and her new friend?

    • Wackd
      Wackd
      December 16, 2010 at 10:14 pm | # | Reply

      I think they’re counting on it.

  55. Xenav
    Xenav
    December 16, 2010 at 11:04 pm | # | Reply

    Anyone else think this Cadbury blackout will end with the two of them in bed?

  56. ProzacMan
    ProzacMan
    December 16, 2010 at 11:22 pm | # | Reply

    Busting out the cream eggs! Can’t wait to see how this turns out.

  57. Jill
    Jill
    December 17, 2010 at 1:19 am | # | Reply

    God made two of em!

  58. turkeycreaux
    turkeycreaux
    December 17, 2010 at 8:56 am | # | Reply

    I agree. Big Bang Theory does need to be fixed. Last night Sheldon made quite a kerfuffle regarding Penny’s costume, stating, “In what Universe is Wonder Woman blonde?” Well, Wonder Woman was blonde on Earth 3898 (the daughter of Diana Prince and Steve Trevor), and also in the main continuity when Artemis took over the mantle of Wonder Woman for a while.

    This is something that Obsessive Fact Boy should have known.

    …

    …

    Dear Lord, what have I become?????

    TC

    • Jonn
      Jonn
      December 17, 2010 at 10:54 am | # | Reply

      I lol’d.

  59. Jonn
    Jonn
    December 17, 2010 at 10:33 am | # | Reply

    I’m not sure why people take shots at the BBT. I know it’s not to everyone’s taste, but “Two and a Half Men” has been surviving largely on the same three jokes for seven years now, and it’s still not funny.

    • David Willis
      David Willis
      December 17, 2010 at 10:36 am | # | Reply

      “Two and a Half Men” was what I originally had referenced in this strip, but I’d already used them as a punchline. It was time to find a new victim.

      • Jonn
        Jonn
        December 17, 2010 at 10:45 am | # | Reply

        “Expletive my dad says”? I hear that’s pretty horrible.

        • David Willis
          David Willis
          December 18, 2010 at 12:52 pm | # | Reply

          Eh, that’s like kicking a sick dog.

      • drpepperfan
        drpepperfan
        December 18, 2010 at 9:28 am | # | Reply

        Aww man, you really should’ve just used Two and a Half Men again, that would have been a lot less controversial.

  60. Zeta
    Zeta
    December 19, 2010 at 3:37 am | # | Reply

    Am I the only one who is (not at all) secretly hoping for some sweet OT3 action coming out of this?

    I mean, come on. Robin/Leslie is good. Robin/This Dude is great. Leslie/Robin/Dude could be THE GREATEST THING EVER.

    …No? Ok. I’ll, uh, go hide now.

  61. SamClemensRIGL
    SamClemensRIGL
    December 23, 2010 at 8:15 pm | # | Reply

    Apparently people on the internet have opinions.

    Who knew!

    Also, if you’re offended by TBBT, it’s time to get a thicker fucking skin. Grow some balls and learn to take a fucking joke.

  62. Ryu_Hibari
    Ryu_Hibari
    August 13, 2011 at 1:09 am | # | Reply

    NOOOOOOOOOO! he stole my answer!!!!

    my answer to almost every questions is, “duh, ______, what the hell kind of question is that?” ‘hey, Ryu, which star wars was better, empire or jedi?” “Duh, Empire, what the hell kind of question is that?”

  63. Technyx
    Technyx
    August 17, 2011 at 6:26 pm | # | Reply

    So. I like this dude. They should be bros. Cuz I love Leslie and Robin mooooarrrrr @,..,@

  64. Higurashi
    Higurashi
    August 24, 2011 at 4:08 pm | # | Reply

    He’s like a male Robin. I love him.

  65. BEC
    BEC
    September 30, 2011 at 9:13 am | # | Reply

    i love the fact that david willis comments in the comment sections.
    unlike some of the webcomics, it makes us(well at least me) feel that we’re heard, instead of a i-draw-shit-you-guys-talk-about-it thingy. and that just feels great.

  66. Twigs
    Twigs
    November 10, 2011 at 12:44 am | # | Reply

    They are extremely similar.

    Please do not let them turn out to be related.

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