I’ll think of Experiment 625!
…or Yakko Warner…
There are people who’d rub one out to Yakko Warner.
I’m not speaking hypothetically – I *know for a fact* that there are people who’d rub one out to Yakko Warner.
that avatar makes it look like you’re proud of that fact
that makes me laugh
To quote XKCD:
“Don’t you have a job or something?
Kitanin, you win an internet.
To be fair, there are people who would rub one out to the Warner Water Tower….
Considering someone married the Eiffel Tower, I’m not surprised.
Probably an Architect(eg. Ted Mosby!).
well… he is kind of cute…
DAMN YOU RULE 34!
HAHAHA! 625 AKA Reuben, now I’ve GOTTA watch it! LOL!
Next strip, Amber smash!
His name was Robert Paulsen?
HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSEN. HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSEN.
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile.
The ninth rule of fight club is that you’re ten years too late to be witty when quoting fight club.
Memes never die. They only return to Valhalla to slumber and feed.
Valhalla? More like R’lyeh.
Witty does not operate under a window of opportunity. It either is, or is not.
The tenth rule is that if everybody else seemed to appreciate it, maybe you’re the dick saying it’s outdated.
Oh, now you’ve done it, Robin. You’ve turned Amber into a mime.
It’s Mime Time. Today on Mime Time: Outing a Girl’s Sex Fantasies.
So… Body switching slash fic?
We’re getting Rob Paulsen back. BE HAPPY FOR THAT MUCH.
Good as Turtles Forever was, I’d shyly admit it coulda been greater if 4Kids could’ve just forked some cash over to pay for the original Turtles voices, but…apparently they don’t hire union workers or something of the like. >_> Yeah.
this explains so much…
I’m betting on really right…
This is more fun than watching the gears click when she realized Faz was her half brother. Amber just makes such great faces.
Yay Classic voice actors! Even if it’s not quite right.
Robin is both wrong (so very, very wrong…) and very right.
And now Amber regrets ever letting people find out about that whole thing to begin with.
…somehow, I think Robin was quite right. In a highly wrong way.
Lol! I’ve never seen anyone turn that shade of white.
this strip made me laugh like it hasn’t in a few weeks. well played.
lmao. bravo, willis.
So, how long until we see Robin dressed up as a ninja turtle?
Honestly, I think Robin’s a lot less likely to do zany things aimed at attracting Amber now that she’s got Leslie.
So raphatello a gurgleing heap of turtle brothers Write on a discarded car license plate to hold in its clumsy hands “H4lp Us”.
Could have been worse amber. It could have been Nolan North (modern raph) as donatello.
Or Rob Paulsen as Every Video Game Character Ever.
(Actually, I think Cam Clarke is way ahead of both him and North on that score.)
Don’t worry, Amber, statistically speaking, at least half the people who’ve posted comments here have pleasured themselves to rule 34.
Boys and girls at home, can you pick out the people with an extensive collection of pictures involving your childhood getting railed?
OH GOOD LORD MY EYES! MY EYES! MAKE THE VISIONS STOP!
I don’t understand, if Rule 34 is “If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.” then do you mean that people are pleasuring themselves to porn based on that phrase? Or porn? Or porn based on everything that exists? Or…?
That is so hawt. Where’s my copy of Godel, Escher, Bach,?
I lol’d to this. No lie. I had to stifle it though cause I’m in one of my classes.
Pft. I’ve probably got more porn nailing my childhood than anyone. >_>
Rob Paulsen is so awesome.
I lol’d. And woke my parents up. They sleep on the other side of the house. ._.;
Wait, WHY is there gonna be a new Ninja Turtles ‘toon?
Didn’t Fast Forward/BTTS KILL the franchise? (TV-wise, I mean?)
(If there has been another Turtle toon since then (That’s been GOOD), please tell me, as I NEED to brain-bleach those stupid unnecessary kid-ified, toyetic battlesuits and laser weapons and stuffy robo-butlers out of my memory!!)
Nickelodeon has the rights to turtle now. So 4kids won’t be involved.
Turtles Forever was pretty good, if enormous fanwank (not that there’s anything wrong with that now and then). Still, I do share your anger at a kids cartoon existing to sell toys. That’s outrageous.
Turtles forever seemed like the accumulation of the love/hate relationship the creators have with their fans. Just… they love the incarnations and their fans but also hate them and wanted to tease the shit out of them for such a long time- and as they were being given up for good this was their last chance to do so.
But it was good and did remove some of the bad taste of FF/BttS in some respects just from being so CRAZY and hanging lampshades on almost EVERYTHING on the OT.
Of course when the OT went a bit ‘darker’ in the red sky series (though looking back it was still silly to me, just in a different way) compared to its original kiddy/more delibrately cheesy version, people complained as well and it led to its ‘downfall’ in that incarnation too, at least that’s whats generally believed.
Perhaps the key here is consistency, or at least when you change something a bit, the change being gradual and feeling more organic than what both these incarnations eventually pulled- they kind of alienated the fans from the beginning in each probably. I mean look at S4 turtles and FF and… it doesn’t even seem like the same cartoon anymore.
In the 80′s, that’s exactly what every cartoon was.
This. If you havent realized by now that 80s cartoons were glorified toy commercials, then you havent watched any, EVER. (I’d also point out, on the whole, they were SUCCESSFUL toy commercials.)
The turtles will never really die- when one incarnation fails, eventually another will pop up. If TMNT can survive their anime incarnation* and whatever the hell that whole ‘Out of their shells’ band weirdness, they can survive anything. Sure the 03 toon is dead now, but that never meant they couldn’t be picked up again and ‘reimagined’ once more.
I’m just curious as to what this new incarnation will be like.
Considering I have a pair of old school action figures who’s schtick was that they’d shoot a pizza out of their shells…eh, I don’t know if we can really complain about modern turtles being anymore toyetic than the TMNT of the ’80s. And at least they haven’t had a touring concert.
Props for using a Freakzoid word though.
Yes, how dare Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles be kiddified. Nothing must sully the pure creation of Eastman & Laird.
Please, everyone take the ridiculous turtle-based parody of Frank Miller’s Daredevil super-seriously! It must not be sullied!
Damn, now nobody will know which Turtle to dress as when they rub one out to Amber…
*sound of crickets*
…what, just me?
I didn’t preorder that Amber statue for nothin’
HAHAHAHAH. Oh god. Cool to know about the voices though- so we’re getting turtles again! YES. I just hope it’s not going end up as the suck-fest of fastforward or ending of BacktotheSewers season (WTF… just WTF.). It just didn’t fit those TMNT counterparts- the FastForward season might have been something I’d have marginally enjoyed if it hadn’t been the NT turtles involved I think but some other brand new characters instead (despite Cody sucking ass). I wonder what style they’ll go for though- will it be as cheesy as the Old toon, will they try to lampshade all the cheesy things sort of in the way they do with New Scooby Doo cartoons? Mmmm.
MAYBE VENUS WILL COME. DUNDUNDUN.
(You know I actually don’t hate the idea of Venus, just remove her magic or something or maybe make it not so damn convenient that she too learned a martial art and she might not be half bad. BLASPHEMY).
Also while I never did … uh that as so Robin colourfully stated, one of my first cartoon crushes was on OT Leonardo. I think I was 8 or something- it was sometime when they were rerunning the turtle cartoons in the 90s anyway in the UK. Also April, just a little bit. I kind of think I shipped them too back then, even if I hadn’t a clue what shipping WAS. Har.
Watching the NT was amusing in some ways when I remembered that. Granted my favourite turtles are now both Leo and Don in the NT, despite the last two seasons being pretty disappointing. Eh, they needed another reboot in some respects after that. Let’s see what happens before we utterly freak out. I just hope they DO show/decide on what they’re going for they STICK to it (OT or NT style) instead of starting off as darker and derailing it a lot later (as the last two seasons of the new TMNT were to get new viewers).
We’ll see I guess!
Venus has come on several occasions, if the fanart I’ve seen is any indication.
I wonder if the thoughts running through her head are in any way similar to Ethan’s dreams about Rob Corddry…
Okay, first I read the comic on it’s own and it was pretty funny.
Then I read the title, got the Animaniacs reference, and chuckled a bit to myself, but kind of wondered why it was titled that. “Really wrong” isn’t much of a double entendre.
Then I remembered that the voice actors name, which (this being 6AM) hadn’t really registered with me.
Then I LOLed.
Why am I not surprised? There’s yaoi, yuri and hentai all over the internet…
I probaby shouldn’t do this…but you realize that Yaoi and Yuri are both hentai as well…right?
Actually Yaoi and Yuri are just gay and lesbian doesn’t necessarily mean it’s hentai.
I thought Yuri was Kei’s partner in Dirty Pai…
oh my stars and garters it is all clear to me now
Yuri is also a name of a Japanese flower. And girls are often named after flowers. So that Japanese consider girl-love to be all flowery.
Hey, Robin’s back to normal!
Ack, I almost did a spit take on that second frame with my milk…
Great comic, but I guess this comic means no more goth Robin.
Damn, Amber got even paler than Emo Robin there.
Also, yay, Normal Robin’s back!
An addendum: Why are people calling Emo Robin Goth?
I think it’s because the paleness is more associated with goth than with emo.
True, but her attitude was squarely in the “emo” category.
Potayto, potahto, tomayto, tomahto.
Let’s call this whole thread off.
OMG, it is to laugh!!
You are so spot on correct, Robin.
Yes, Robin. That is the face of someone who masturbates to cartoons and didn’t think anyone knew.
1. Totally forgot Amber was hot for Donatello
2. DAMN YOU WILLIS!
Mike ain’t gonna be too happy about this. Amber you got some splainin to do.
Now I want a drawing of Mike punching Donatello in front of Amber saying “I banged your master”
I do not wish to see pictures of a master banging Mike.
Mike? Banging a Rat? EEEEWWWWWW!!
Goddess…I had to read this, like, three times before it clicked that you meant Mike as in…Mike. Not Mike as in Michealangelo….
I was gonna say….
Rob Paulsen voicing Donatello now is awesome cuz I’ve had a thing for Don longer than my thing for Raph….. But considering that this will be on Nickelodeon I won’t be at all surprised if/when Cam Clarke is cast in the show (which is set to premier in 2012 but Rob says they’re filming the pilot now). Rob and Cam are like in nearly every Nickelodeon show. Heck their characters in Back to the Barnyard are best friends. *lol*
Haha, I just noticed my avatar lol
Well what does she want? Barry Gordon is busy doing a painfully liberal radio talk show.. Cory Feldman is busy with the Truth Movement…
… come to think of it, is it -required- that Donnie be voiced by lefties? I wonder if that’s part of the audition process.
I’m just glad Paulsen’s not doing Raph again, because hopefully Raph’s going to be himself, instead of ‘Mike because Mike’s too stoned to be Mike” … seriously why isn’t he voicing Michelangelo.. <_< that'd be perfect.
I just can’t wait for the icarly tmnt cross over
You’re both, Robin… You’re both.
WOW. That caught me completely off guard! Another great one.
Having Paulsen voice Don instead of Raph is like having Peter Cullen voice Bumblebee and not Optimus Prime.
I think Amber is evolving into her next form.
Oddly, her next form appears to be a geisha.
Rob Paulson’s voice just wouldn’t fit a more angry Raph so I have no problem with him voicing Don.
y’know….i just watched it. and it IS weird.
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