Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (22) ¬

1. 
   David Herbert

   November 6, 2010 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

   You’re mom’s a low preorder.

   • 
     yairm210

     August 29, 2011 at 4:06 pm | # | Reply

     You’re a cream cheese!
2. 
   Alechsa

   November 6, 2010 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

   But is it darkness turducken?
3. 
   Jaystyles

   November 6, 2010 at 1:01 am | # | Reply

   Your mom is only a limited a time
4. 
   turkishproverb

   November 6, 2010 at 1:12 am | # | Reply

   So. Is there going to be a limited edition Emo Robin now?
5. 
   Muspel

   November 6, 2010 at 1:16 am | # | Reply

   There needs to be a “your mom” statue.

   And it needs to be a nickel.

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     spaceinvader42

     November 6, 2010 at 5:53 am | # | Reply

     I preordered your mom for a nickel.
6. 
   DCHorror

   November 6, 2010 at 2:03 am | # | Reply

   Hey, she’s using superspeed.
7. 
   Cholma

   November 6, 2010 at 4:23 am | # | Reply

   If I hadn’t already pre-ordered this gorgeous thing, I would be now! Yowza.
8. 
   MrGBH

   November 6, 2010 at 9:12 am | # | Reply

   Always remember, no matter what situation you’re in, to ask yourself W.W.M.S?
   What Would Mike Say?
   If the answer doesn’t include Your Mum, then go back and try again.
   This is the first Commandment of Sarcasticism, the religion I’m trying to start based on the Word of Mike.

   • 
     DCHorror

     November 6, 2010 at 12:25 pm | # | Reply

     I think you’re a little off. If WWMS doesn’t insinuate your mom is a cheap hooker, you need to try again.

     Also, religion of the millenium.
   • 
     Heather

     November 8, 2010 at 6:46 am | # | Reply

     Mike, Thy will be done.

     His will being to fuck your mum within the reasonable price range considering her level of service.

     Which is to say a nickle or around 3 pence given the probable exchange rate.

     Amen.
   • 
     Ruri

     November 9, 2010 at 4:19 am | # | Reply

     And Mike did say “Verrily,thou shalt be a happy and nice drunk,but tell not others for they will use this against you.If they use this against you then I command that thou shalt fuck their mom’s.”

     I am totally converting to the church of Mike =p
9. 
   goldie

   November 6, 2010 at 2:12 pm | # | Reply

   robin looks amazing.
10. 
    Scott Hamilton

    November 6, 2010 at 10:09 pm | # | Reply

    Does it smell like skittles? Or will I need to rub skittles all over it?

    • 
      gwalla

      November 8, 2010 at 11:38 am | # | Reply

      I now have a mental image of some fan lovingly rubbing skittles all over his Robin statue while breathing heavily. Thanks.
11. 
    dan

    November 7, 2010 at 1:59 am | # | Reply

    Something about her face looks off.

    Maybe someone ends up saying that about all of these? I thought Mike and Amber were ace but this one just looks… not… quiiiiiiiiiite right

    • 
      Phil

      November 7, 2010 at 3:10 pm | # | Reply

      I think it just might be her nose that isn’t quite right. although if i had the money i’d totally pre-order her. yea, i’d pre-order her all night….
12. 
    ThatRobedGuy

    November 7, 2010 at 2:45 am | # | Reply

    Your mom’s a statue. I stuffed her myself. With my cock.

    • 
      ThatRobedGuy

      November 7, 2010 at 2:48 am | # | Reply

      Bee Tee Dub…I love that I am Johnny 5.

      Johnny 5…is ALIVE!
13. 
    The Scout

    July 5, 2012 at 11:47 am | # | Reply

    Must. Have. Mikey…
14. 
    FakeAccount3000

    August 12, 2012 at 3:20 am | # | Reply

    So is it too late to get this? I have this feeling it might be.