I think that’s enough mind rape to last us all eternity.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x INFINITY!
Amber’s gonna come out of the bathroom and see Mike drillin’ Stacy in the ass!
Worse. Mike’s gonna decide Stacy’s _mom_ has got it going on.
You dare to quote Fountains of Wayne????
Nope. The cahpter’s title says specifically that Mike will NOT Fuck Ambers Mom.
Never said shit about her Grandmother though
I think Amber needs complete facial reconstructive surgery.
Or Amber could simply cut off Faz’s hair. At the neck.
I’ve got a chainsaw she can borrow.
I’ve got a jagged rusty spoon.
Why? BECAUSE IT’S DULL YOU TWIT! IT’LL HURT MORE!
Oh, Amber, Amber, Amber. I know you’re distracted, but I’m about to fall asleep and even now I can think of THREE ways Mike and the phone, unsupervised, can go pear-shaped before you can say “Amber is great. Another victory for Amber. The Amberlanche is unstoppable.”
Good call. Frankly, this whole Faz/Amber thing is milquetoast. The real drama lies in what a sober Mike will do with that phone.
Wow, you motherfuckers called it.
Oh, what possible plot device could a forgotten phone serve? Somehow I find the possibilities of that more harrowing than the Faz revelation.
Well, it’s a personal toy if you set it on vibrate.
Oh man, we had NOOOOO idea.
Maybe if Mike punches Faz hard enough she won’t need to do anything because his face has been misshapen.
and now, all the people who’ve been attracted to Amber over the years are puking. Good show, Willis
NO AMOUNT OF FAZ RELATIONS CAN SULLY AMBER! GLASSES SOLVE EVERYTHING.
Until Faz gets glasses…
“Faz can pretend to be Amber, if you wanted Faz too”.
OH FOR CRYING OUT LOU–
I CAN’T GET THAT OUT OF MY BRAIN!
Amber is probably the most emotionally unbalanced and, by far, the most disturbing character in this strip. Are there really folks attracted to that kind of person?
Yeah … probably. Find a phantasmogagoric personality, put glasses on it, and the virgins will hoot for more.
You mean are there people who are attracted to characters that are believable as people? I’d hope so. I’ll admit she’s not low maintenance, but the fact that she’s flawed and has emotional needs shouldn’t be a turn off. She’s the best of all worlds. She’s been hurt and can be emotionally vulnerable which appeals to the common desire to be the protector. On the other hand she’s strong willed, liberated, and adept at getting what she wants which appeals to our desire to find a woman we can respect. She’s also domineering which can appeal to less common desires (fetishes), but for those who do not have this last point it can be written off as part of her whole she’s been hurt and I want to protect her thing.
If all we wanted was for virgins to hoot for more then large breasts and an overactive libido would have been a much more direct route.
Amber needs to focus her worries on Faz finding out this little secret. If he was annoying as a Beau, he’ll be worse as a little brother.
Honestly? As creepy as Faz is, do you think finding out he’s blood-related will /stop/ him from hitting on her? It’ll be the worst of two worlds.
(That face made me die laughing and probably disturbed my neighbors.)
This mean…ANOTHER MAKEOVER!
It’s all in Amber’s head anyway. The only reason her hair parts that way is because she chose to part it that way. At the start of the strip, her hair parted down the middle, and it certainly didn’t bob like that. That stuff didn’t come by till she decided to get a makeover.
If anything… she deliberately decided to start looking more like Faz.
Also, Willis, are you aware your Archive links no longer work?
It’s Shortpacked!, so…
Amber could try pigtails. That would work.
Apropos of nothing, LINKARA READS SHORTPACKED! WOO!
You didn’t know that? The man regularly mentions batman breathing in space.
Whores whores whores whores whores whores whores pros-ti-tutes.
He also, in his “Origins” video, gave us a tour of his bookshelf, which–if I remember correctly–had some Shortpacked books on it.
He mentions Sonichu in the same part
Really? Linkara is awesome.
Good goddess…THIS is why she got the haircut, isn’t it?
LMAO mikes gonna tell faz in the future.
Mikes going to go midevil on everybody…. I just know it
Step right up, getcher brain bleach! Brain bleach here! Getcher brain bleach…
I’ve run out of brain bleach, but if I use any more I think it’ll become luminescent.
Am I the only person on earth who finds Faz cute in a creepy sort of way?
Just got vol 3 in the mail (it’s totally gay). Cheers!
But what is this bookmark thingie?
Ew ew Ew ew Ew ew Ew…
There is not enough D: in the world.
Can we have that second-to-last panel side-by-side with a similar close-up of Faz?
…That’s creepy on so many levels. I needed that.
Good work, Willis.
Mike’s so going to bang Amber’s mom.
O.O >.< O.O
I think I'm even more blind now….
H.. Hot.. Faz? that does NOT compute >_<
This doesn’t even come close to the Sodomuffin strip as far as disturbing mind images.
OK, that? That attempt Robin did to see what she’d look like with Faz’s unwavering smile? That made me think of the Baby Ahhnuld from Junior that made the Nostalgia Critic heave for an hour. All that was missing was the “MAH-MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
FOR CHEESE SAKE THATS INSSAAANNNEEE!
So thats why I liked Faz despite his creepy ways… all we need now is to find out that Mike’s father screwed Faz’s mother and the brain-hurting will be complete.
ARRRGH! DAMN YOU WILLIS! THIS HURTS MY MIND!
Think about it. This means that, from now on, we will subconsciously check to see if that new person is related to Amber. Some of us will go back through the archives to see who else there is. We are doomed to an eternity of seeing family members and potential Ambercest EVERYWHERE. Willis, you sick monster, what have you done?
Bahahaha. Finally Amber notices what the readers have pointed out for an eternity.
Looking back, quite the historic moment.
Amber you did have you heard grown out, but you cut it, so that’s your own fault. Good luck though.
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