And thus ends the current storyline, “Mike Doesn’t Fuck Amber’s Mom.” Next week: Batman jokes
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Good show, Willis. Good show.
Bravo, my good sir, i have now been surprised. Thank you
Wow. I had actually completely forgotten about both of these subplots, or at least how recent they were.
Well played, Willis. Well played.
Ooh, Amber has a new step-dad perhaps? Nice twist, did not see this one coming.
*slow clap*
Well played, Mr. Willis. Well played.
Ah, suddenly seeing an emphasis on ‘Mike’ in the title of this storyline…
Beat me to it, Inara.
Me, too.
Bahahaha thats awesome!
Ah, so Mike doesn’t fuck Amber’s mom, but Jacob does? I see. It’s genius.
I saw it coming but still awesome
Can’t believe I didn’t see it coming. The way this storyline started out named “Dominus Jacobus”, the oddly phrased new title, how the Jacob subplot ran concurrent with the Stacy stuff, right up to the ominous forgotten phone. Fucking arrows. You still got it, Willis.
I’ve transcended literal arrows.
:O
heheheh, your comment and pinkie pie match
Did NOT see this coming. Still, I prefer him shacking up with Amber’s mom than Robin’s sister.
Stacy, you cougar!
Thank you for uttering those words before I could! 8)
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…wow.
“oh my” about sums it up.
Oh SHIT son!
Mr Willis, you are an evil bastard. I salute you.
Is that a bottle in his hand? He’s drunk, right, probably after being in a situation where he was too tempted and stressed out. So Stacy, neglected by her husband for years and alone for years after that, walks in on a half naked Jacob who is inclined to take care of her needs now that his judgment is impaired. This seems like it would be an epic set up for an interracial milf scene.
And note that Jacob already has the hots for Amber… so it’d be natural he’d he find Amber’s mother attractive, impared or otherwise…
We never see his bottom half in these panels, he might be fully naked lol
I think that’s a water bottle, not booze.
Panels 3 + 4: Bubbles round the head is the universal sign for “I’m not as think as you drunk I am.”
I feel like I should have seen this.
…this won’t end well. At all. for anyone…
Curveball: Conquest is in the apartment already.
Because the only thing more fucked up than Jacob fucking Amber’s mom is Jacob having a threesome with Amber’s mom.
Also, Ninja Rick watches.
There, I made is as messed up
as possibleas I’m willing to take it.I would definitely go for a Faz watching from the closet as well.
…dry-humping the ‘Amber’ mop!
Am I the only one who doesn’t want Jacob to lose to his temptations?
No, I don’t want him to either, as much hilarity is indeed in store for that outcome.
Damn, Jacob’s one smooth operator. And uh, wow. Are we really sure Amber’s psyche can handle this kind of thing at the moment? “Oh yeah, honey, forgot to mention I may or may not have been ravished by your coworker last night. Did you know it’s true what they say about going black?”
Well if you can’t have the daughter go for the mom….
We don’t know he’s half naked.
He could be FULLY naked!
… What you talkin bout, Willis?
Yes, I had to say that. Anyway, looks like she got jungle fever!
Oh my!
EVERYONE is related to Amber… or will be XD
Rename the comic “13 degrees to Amber”
oh
FUCK
Don’t worry, they will.
Probably.
My mind she is blown good show sir good show
That’s not the ONLY thing that’s gonna get blown! =D
Well played, sir. Well played.
Interesting thought… Since Jacob has been able to hear when Mike and Amber have been getting nasty in their apartment, will that mean that Amber will be able to hear her mother and Jacob getting freaky?
–interior Amber’s apartment–
Amber is sitting on a chair and is hearing bangin’ noises coming through the wall. Suddenly she hears a voice screaming out “Oh, Jacob”. “Mom?” Amber replies.
So, Jacob is into Cougars?
There are people who aren’t?
sooooo…
Jacob, who is a sex addict, has a crush on Amber, is now hitting on Amber’s mom…
I can hear the Banjos playing now
Oh.
OH GOD.
That’s what she’ll say.
Walked right into that one.
Why, yes, she DID walk right into it.
He’s under the influence… so if they have sex does this mean Amber’s mom will have raped him?
No, if she made a move while he was to drunk to give consent, it would be rape. If he makes the first move, fair game.
Actually, wait. Even as I typed that, it felt wrong. This situation is skeeeee-tchyyyy….
It’s like the setups where the girl’s too drunk to give consent and is getting hot and heavy on her guy friend who is trying to avoid it and would dearly love to be with her but knows he can’t take advantage of the situation. I don’t know how I feel about the word “rape” in this instance, but if Jacob’s too drunk to be in his right mind about it, and she accepts his advances, it’s like when the girl in my example is too drunk to consent properly and the guy has to avoid her advances in order to not take advantage of her. I’m not sure she’s actually raped him, unless it’s as obvious to her that he’s too drunk to give consent as it is to us.
I don’t know about other states, but in Texas one drink is enough to make it legally rape if 2 people have sex.
Morally, IMO, he’s an adult who got drunk. He may not be fully in control of himself, but that was his choice. He’s willing, the situation is his own making, it’s not rape.
He was an adult who got drunk. Ergo, his faculties are impaired. That doesn’t just apply to not being able to properly consent… it’s equally doing things you wouldn’t do sober. Also, he was alone at his place of residence and not expecting company. If you surprise me when I’m asleep at home with a phone call, is it my fault I’m asleep in my own home?
Being drunk =/= Forced to have sex
Rape =/= forced to have sex.
Rape = sex without informed consent.
We know, for a fact, that Jacob wouldn’t save sex sober. This is, at best, morally dicey.
That sounds right to me. It is morally (and legally) safer to just avoid sex with drunk people you barely know, but if he is propositioning her she really has no reason to believe he will regret it once he sobers up. So, sketchy, but not really rape per se. Not like actively pressuring a drunk person into sex.
Not even close. He’s a big boy now, and responsible for his own actions… even if he’s under the influence.
Indeed, some might say *especially* because he’s under the influence.
If he’s unable to give consent then yes.
LOVE IT!
Great ending to the story Willis…can’t wait to see Amber’s reaction to her mom’s new “boyfriend” haha
Jacob in the forth panel reminded me of Jacob Taylor from Mass Effect 2.
“But the Priiizzeee……………………….”
*Shiver*
Oh my, indeed.
I’m not quite certain if this merits a DYW.
Supercalifragelisticixpiallidocious!
I couldn’t think of anything to say which hadn’t been said previously.
he reminds me of that, is it old spice? commercial. ‘ladies. look at your man. now back at me. now back at him. now back at me. I’m on a horse.’
and as I read this, I see your icon is a ‘my little pony’… :O
This might actually complaite things between Amber and Her Mom. However Mike will love this and proball have a drink with Jacob.
Why would he open a door without a shirt on or possibly wearing a towell and a bottle of shampoo or lotion or something in his hand like that anyhow. Was he expecting Amber’s mother to come by? I wonder
He’s drunk. Otherwise he would’ve at least opened the door with a shirt on.
Also, I can’t believe you thought that was lotion or shampoo. Come on! Look at how smashed he is. It’s a bottle of something alcoholic.
It’s wide, silver, and has a screw top (no pun intended) as evidenced by the horizontal lines across the cap.
It’s a freaking FLASK.
It could be one of those little whisky flasks some people have (Like Mr Gibbs from Pirates). Bu if that’s the case, it would imply that he’s been secretly drinking for a while.
No, no. While he may be drunk, that’s a bottle of lotion. After all, he is a sex addict. And that doesn’t mean he needs someone else around to give in to his cravings. Plus, he might not be drunk. Those woozy effects might just be the effects of his motions with the lotion. Anyhoo…
He’s doing his Old Spice Guy impression… =D
e:f,b–oh, this “showing the bottom comments first” thing =B
HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS COMING
Nah. That’s not Jacob. It’s Mike in blackface.
While that would totally be wicked and Mike-like, that might be a line… no, wait, Mike.
OK, OK. Mike wouldn’t offer that if he were drunk.
Speaking of which, if Jacob is drunk and having rabid sex, does that mean he’s also into comic collecting again?
He called her Mrs. Amber. He is thinking if he can’t have the daughter he might as well have the Mom.
It’s getting hot in here! I might just have to take my shirt off.
Omg…lololol.
Perfect.
Has anyone seen a connection between Jacob and Luis Lopez the womaniser? I’m praying Jacob doesn’t turn out to be an impressario’s gangster-for hire in his spare time.
All takes is those 5 words to sum it up. Genius!
I can’t imagine anyone will press charges. They may press other things, but not charges.
ITS MIKE FOR GODS SAKE!!!!!!! OPEN YOUR MEMORIES OF MIKE AND CLOSE YOUR MEMORYS OF JACOB THEN READ THIS PANEL AGAIN
Touche Mr. Willis. Unlike others, I like where this is going. I also like stuff that’s fucked up, so I’m not a good judge. I didn’t see it coming, though it should have been obvious.
You know, considering he’s a recovering Sex Addict I wonder how many STD’s he has?
Being a recouvering sex addict doesn’t mean you have STDs. Jacob is pretty smart, I’m fairly certain he’d remember to wear a condom.
Smarts doesn’t always matter with addicts. Doesn’t mean he’s super infected but I doubt he was protected every time.
Yes, but even a virgin can be a sex addict. Er, maybe I said to much…
Ya, a real sex addict should be willing to get it on with anyone no matter what. So really the chances of him having some sort of venereal disease, at least once, pretty high.
Ya, a real sex addict would be willing to get it on with anyone no matter what. So really the chances of him having some sort of venereal disease, at least once, pretty high.
You magnificient bastard!
Now THIS is a hell of a cliffhanger to a chapter of a web-comic to make even a classic tv soap opera envious. So much potential for it all that it makes the gears turn. As Crystal said before me, “You magnificent bastard!”
hahahahahaha!!!
how do you come up with this stuff?
Well played, sir. Well played.
Whenever I read the phrase “Oh, my” I read it in my head in George Takei’s voice.
“Oh, my”
I can’t believe it’s been a year since this happened!