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Oh, the TMNT comics depict turtle sex.

by David Willis on April 28, 2010 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - The Relationshipocalypse

└ Tags: amber, donatello, drew, ethan, leia, leslie, ninja turtles, star wars

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  1. Catharine
    Catharine
    April 28, 2010 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Sleeping!Ethan and Drew is an adorable thing

  2. Power_Ranger_Skull
    Power_Ranger_Skull
    April 28, 2010 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Yay every one is happy

    • CtgGuy
      CtgGuy
      April 28, 2010 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

      Kind of makes me wonder if anything was truly sacrificed in the Relationshipocalypse…

    • Joe
      Joe
      April 28, 2010 at 2:19 am | # | Reply

      Nooo! Don’t jinx it!

  3. Chase
    Chase
    April 28, 2010 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Aww… Drew and Ethan look so good together.

  4. BlueNight
    BlueNight
    April 28, 2010 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

    Yay, cloaca jokes!

    • MelSkunk
      MelSkunk
      April 28, 2010 at 2:43 pm | # | Reply

      Except apparently turtles have phalluses

      Which makes sense given the whole, you know, shell thing.

  5. OtakuX
    OtakuX
    April 28, 2010 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

    Donatello SUCKS! Not as bad as Mikey, but still…

    • Power_Ranger_Skull
      Power_Ranger_Skull
      April 28, 2010 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

      amber is gong to beat you up

    • Jimfromtx
      Jimfromtx
      April 28, 2010 at 12:32 am | # | Reply

      Hey, no donatello-bashing, now. Someone had to come up with all the vehicles and stuff they use on a routine basis. Sure, free-running along the buildings is all well and good, but even they can’t do that highway speed :P

      • Monty Prime
        Monty Prime
        April 28, 2010 at 12:35 am | # | Reply

        Oh, hey, a nerd fight! WOOOOOO LEONARDO IS THE BEST

        • DCHorror
          DCHorror
          April 28, 2010 at 1:40 am | # | Reply

          You obviously forgot that Raphael is made of awesome.

          • OtakuX
            OtakuX
            April 28, 2010 at 2:15 am | # | Reply

            Of COURSE Raphael is the best. He can take on any opponent, almost killed Mikey, the worst turtle, was in some continuities the FREAKING SHREDDER, and was the only turtle who didn’t sell-out with a goofy-colored headband.

          • Monty Prime
            Monty Prime
            April 29, 2010 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

            But he still does what Leo says.

      • OldsVistaCruiser
        OldsVistaCruiser
        April 28, 2010 at 1:37 am | # | Reply

        Of course, the Turtles’ favorite gasoline is Shell… ;-)

    • Nightboomfer
      Nightboomfer
      April 28, 2010 at 1:57 am | # | Reply

      Venus De Milo is my favorite turtle.

      Trollface.

    • Andrechi
      Andrechi
      April 28, 2010 at 11:34 am | # | Reply

      Well… he is stated to “do” machines… so… maybe

      eww

    • Pandaburn
      Pandaburn
      November 30, 2010 at 11:16 am | # | Reply

      Srew you Donatello is the best.

  6. staticwings19
    staticwings19
    April 28, 2010 at 12:21 am | # | Reply

    dawwwwwwwww arnt we all just the best of friends.

  7. CarrerCrytharis
    CarrerCrytharis
    April 28, 2010 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

    Is it weird that I watched a dramatic reading of ‘Beneath the Streets And Beneath the Feets’ a day before reading this?

  8. David
    David
    April 28, 2010 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

    Aww, everything’s all better now. A shame Ethan and Drew never made it to the bedroom though.

    • DCHorror
      DCHorror
      April 28, 2010 at 1:43 am | # | Reply

      I don’t know about that. Drew was already wierded about the way the living room was set up. And we still don’t know if he put the G.I. Joe poster back up since they moved.

  9. John the Great
    John the Great
    April 28, 2010 at 12:32 am | # | Reply

    Hooray! Happiness abounds! :D

  10. Monty Prime
    Monty Prime
    April 28, 2010 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

    …Shemale Leia?

    • Abrovic
      Abrovic
      April 28, 2010 at 12:37 am | # | Reply

      want???

      • Monty Prime
        Monty Prime
        April 28, 2010 at 12:39 am | # | Reply

        More confused, really.

      • Viktor
        Viktor
        April 28, 2010 at 12:57 am | # | Reply

        What about Shemale Leia/Androgynous Donatello slashfic? Is there anyone out there that wants that?

        • Monty Prime
          Monty Prime
          April 28, 2010 at 1:09 am | # | Reply

          No.

          NOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

        • Lynsy
          Lynsy
          April 28, 2010 at 1:33 am | # | Reply

          yes. yes I do.

        • Martin Wisse
          Martin Wisse
          April 28, 2010 at 2:04 am | # | Reply

          Yes. Just exactly who wants that is a question for your search engine…

      • OtakuX
        OtakuX
        April 28, 2010 at 2:15 am | # | Reply

        Very want.

      • TexasNinjaBuzzard
        TexasNinjaBuzzard
        April 28, 2010 at 3:02 am | # | Reply

        Oh gawd, Monty- back off, man! He’ll do it! He’ll do it!

        That comic he got his avatar from… it’s not really about crop circles!

        • Monty Prime
          Monty Prime
          April 29, 2010 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

          Oh, I know what Behind Moon and all their stuff is about.

          I.

          KNOW.

    • Malph
      Malph
      November 25, 2010 at 5:41 pm | # | Reply

      It’s one of the rules of the internet. Everyone can and will have both pictures and stories involving them with a penis. These pictures and stories will almost always involve the penis being anatomically impossibly large and will usually involve the she-male railing an attractive male character.

      The rule also covers male characters with vaginas and breasts, but those are rare due to the massive number of yaoi fangirls who create sexual fan works.

  11. T Campbell
    T Campbell
    April 28, 2010 at 12:36 am | # | Reply

    Yeah, good thing nothing can happen in the next two days which’ll ruin any of this, or otherwise add support to the zero-sum game of happiness theory.

    • MelSkunk
      MelSkunk
      April 28, 2010 at 2:02 am | # | Reply

      SHUT YOUR FACE MISTER DRAMA MASTER SUPREME! AHHH!

      (Seriously, Fans! is like 100% of my daily lifetime of drama every day)

  12. Nifar
    Nifar
    April 28, 2010 at 12:39 am | # | Reply

    This can not be good for Amber’s mental health…

  13. Turkishproverb
    Turkishproverb
    April 28, 2010 at 12:46 am | # | Reply

    That was one of the most adorable strips.

    • Turkishproverb
      Turkishproverb
      April 28, 2010 at 12:46 am | # | Reply

      ACH! I’m Hotshot!

      • landbasered
        landbasered
        April 28, 2010 at 12:55 am | # | Reply

        y’know, this is willis’s site. You probably won a prize.

        • Turkishproverb
          Turkishproverb
          April 28, 2010 at 1:44 am | # | Reply

          Huh. Good point. Would explain why they required my email….

  14. Dierna
    Dierna
    April 28, 2010 at 2:02 am | # | Reply

    Donnie is cute but Raph’s hotter. *G*

  15. MelSkunk
    MelSkunk
    April 28, 2010 at 2:03 am | # | Reply

    I am a furry and the title/alt text for this comic still made me go AAAAAH!

    And cover my eyes.

    .. So, were these the Archie turtles or the Eastman/Laird ones?

    • Turkishproverb
      Turkishproverb
      April 28, 2010 at 2:35 am | # | Reply

      Eh, you’re a furry. Not a scaley :)

    • Nifar
      Nifar
      April 28, 2010 at 2:50 am | # | Reply

      Eastman/Laird. Archie never published TMNT.

      I don’t care what evidence you can provide to the contrary, Archie never published TMNT the same way Spider-Man never sold his marriage to the devil.

      • MelSkunk
        MelSkunk
        April 28, 2010 at 2:37 pm | # | Reply

        *snorts* I see. Also Han shot first and there are only 3 Star Wars movies and one unconnected scene with Darth Maul?

      • Turkishproverb
        Turkishproverb
        April 28, 2010 at 11:22 pm | # | Reply

        eh, the stories in Archie aren’t bad. Unusual, and preachy but not bad.

  16. Rasputin the Bright Raven
    Rasputin the Bright Raven
    April 28, 2010 at 2:40 am | # | Reply

    I should really stop reading this… it makes me lonely…

  17. AMD
    AMD
    April 28, 2010 at 4:43 am | # | Reply

    I was hoping that Drew would have his hand around Ethan and that Ethan was flipped so that they were facing each other. It’s nice to wake up face to face with your boyfriend. Although morning breath can be a bitch.

    And yay! Happy people… sorta… although I have to wonder what the empty bedroom will be used for now. Probably Ethan’s toys. Get them out of the rest of the house, and use the spear room as storage.

  18. 6amtenders
    6amtenders
    April 28, 2010 at 7:32 am | # | Reply

    ADORABLE! But, wait: when did Amber find out Leslie was the reason for Robin asking her to move out? I’m confused.

    • David Willis
      David Willis
      April 28, 2010 at 8:42 am | # | Reply

      She didn’t!

      • 6amtenders
        6amtenders
        April 29, 2010 at 7:39 am | # | Reply

        Ah, see, I was thinking about What Amber said in panel six, but I misinterpreted that, didn’t I?

        Ohhh me.

    • agentksilver
      agentksilver
      April 28, 2010 at 9:19 am | # | Reply

      Amber might easily interpret “kicking you out almost instantly after one strike” as the “dumb and petty” thing.

  19. Boneman81
    Boneman81
    April 28, 2010 at 8:51 am | # | Reply

    On the subject of turtle penises…

    http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/2007/04/terrifying_sex_organs_of_male.php

    And sleeping Ethan and Drew are adorable!

    • Rampage_Starfire
      Rampage_Starfire
      April 28, 2010 at 10:09 am | # | Reply

      Ahhhhh!!! I’ve seen it, I can’t unsee it!!!

      but it does make a lot of TMNT fanfic possible, not to mention the assorted romantic plotlines in the Canon.

      • MelSkunk
        MelSkunk
        April 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm | # | Reply

        Aieee!

        (though having handled snakes and lizards I did doubt the turtles had a cloaca… but still….)

    • Blaze
      Blaze
      April 28, 2010 at 12:13 pm | # | Reply

      I am never going to look at the ninja turtles the same way again…

    • Andrew Meteor
      Andrew Meteor
      April 28, 2010 at 2:43 pm | # | Reply

      I am broken.

    • Monty Prime
      Monty Prime
      April 29, 2010 at 12:25 am | # | Reply

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • Chad
      Chad
      April 29, 2010 at 3:54 am | # | Reply

      “I cannot help but imagine that some turtles might be in the habit of intimidating enemies with their erect 20-cm long, black, spike-tipped phalluses.

      Now there’s a thought. You might never look at a turtle the same way again. ”

      A quote from that article…. He’s right.. I will never look at a turtle the same way again…. I now have a monumental respect for turtles, and they go in my books right next to Barnacles (Largest Penis:Body size ratio fyi.)

    • Malph
      Malph
      November 25, 2010 at 5:52 pm | # | Reply

      Weird, but not nearly the worst thing I’ve seen on the internet.

  20. Lake
    Lake
    April 28, 2010 at 10:17 am | # | Reply

    Hmm.. i guess this means that there aren’t any other EthanxAmber supporters out there? I get that he is gay but this couple is the only one with any backstory, and that really counts for me. :)

    • Ascension
      Ascension
      April 28, 2010 at 12:25 pm | # | Reply

      …but it isn’t good backstory. I mean, the only reason they ever got together in the first place was because they’re both big bundles of insecurity. It was a bad enough “relationship” I’d support the dysfunction that is AmberxMike over it even if there wasn’t the added wrinkle of Ethan’s sexuality not being compatible with that outcome.

      Besides, nobody starts fresh with instant history. I’m sure Drew will grow into a more rounded character if he sticks around long enough. Just look at all the character development Leslie’s gone through!

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      September 26, 2011 at 3:11 am | # | Reply

      Lynn fucking Johnson. Lynn Johnson would totally consider EthanxAmber OTP.

  21. GoddamnDeadpool
    GoddamnDeadpool
    April 28, 2010 at 8:44 pm | # | Reply

    @The people claiming any turtle is less important than another. Donatello is literally the only sensible one, and Michaelangelo is the heart of the team. Remember when the Flash died in Justice League? That didn’t work out too well.

  22. Bacon Sandwich
    Bacon Sandwich
    April 28, 2010 at 9:36 pm | # | Reply

    Wait, turtle sex? But… there are no female Ninja Turtles…

    Ever.

    • Monty Prime
      Monty Prime
      April 29, 2010 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

      April.

      • JediknightZ
        JediknightZ
        April 29, 2010 at 1:04 am | # | Reply

        euww i rulled 43ed it

        • Monty Prime
          Monty Prime
          April 29, 2010 at 3:58 pm | # | Reply

          Rule 34 has a quite a lot of it.

    • Dierna
      Dierna
      April 30, 2010 at 1:08 am | # | Reply

      Except maybe their “sister” Venus De Milo who was established as being not genetically related to the guys so she could be paired up with one of em…. but she’s not really canon anyways….

  23. DNAstrandsinmyhair
    DNAstrandsinmyhair
    April 29, 2010 at 12:01 am | # | Reply

    These comments . . . so inane . . . . but can’t . . . . stop . . . . . reading

    • Random Webcomics Junkie
      Random Webcomics Junkie
      November 22, 2010 at 2:00 am | # | Reply

      Meh. If you think THESE comments are inane, you definitely haven’t read enough on the interwebs. These actually relate somewhat to the webcomic and don’t devolve into flaming balls of enraged grammatical error and ineffectual mudslinging. That makes them decent enough in my book.

  24. limewire
    limewire
    April 30, 2010 at 6:42 am | # | Reply

    lmao cool story dude.

  25. Tirien
    Tirien
    April 24, 2011 at 7:53 pm | # | Reply

    Princess Leia….with penis…

    My childhood has been destroyed!

    Maybe she’s related to Jabba the Hutt?

  26. phildog
    phildog
    July 17, 2011 at 10:04 pm | # | Reply

    Oh god, that last line…I know exactly what she means! :barf:

  27. Mireldorn
    Mireldorn
    December 22, 2011 at 11:04 pm | # | Reply

    They have changed their shirts, right?

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