Hey, no donatello-bashing, now. Someone had to come up with all the vehicles and stuff they use on a routine basis. Sure, free-running along the buildings is all well and good, but even they can’t do that highway speed
Of COURSE Raphael is the best. He can take on any opponent, almost killed Mikey, the worst turtle, was in some continuities the FREAKING SHREDDER, and was the only turtle who didn’t sell-out with a goofy-colored headband.
I don’t know about that. Drew was already wierded about the way the living room was set up. And we still don’t know if he put the G.I. Joe poster back up since they moved.
It’s one of the rules of the internet. Everyone can and will have both pictures and stories involving them with a penis. These pictures and stories will almost always involve the penis being anatomically impossibly large and will usually involve the she-male railing an attractive male character.
The rule also covers male characters with vaginas and breasts, but those are rare due to the massive number of yaoi fangirls who create sexual fan works.
I was hoping that Drew would have his hand around Ethan and that Ethan was flipped so that they were facing each other. It’s nice to wake up face to face with your boyfriend. Although morning breath can be a bitch.
And yay! Happy people… sorta… although I have to wonder what the empty bedroom will be used for now. Probably Ethan’s toys. Get them out of the rest of the house, and use the spear room as storage.
“I cannot help but imagine that some turtles might be in the habit of intimidating enemies with their erect 20-cm long, black, spike-tipped phalluses.
Now there’s a thought. You might never look at a turtle the same way again. ”
A quote from that article…. He’s right.. I will never look at a turtle the same way again…. I now have a monumental respect for turtles, and they go in my books right next to Barnacles (Largest Penis:Body size ratio fyi.)
Hmm.. i guess this means that there aren’t any other EthanxAmber supporters out there? I get that he is gay but this couple is the only one with any backstory, and that really counts for me.
…but it isn’t good backstory. I mean, the only reason they ever got together in the first place was because they’re both big bundles of insecurity. It was a bad enough “relationship” I’d support the dysfunction that is AmberxMike over it even if there wasn’t the added wrinkle of Ethan’s sexuality not being compatible with that outcome.
Besides, nobody starts fresh with instant history. I’m sure Drew will grow into a more rounded character if he sticks around long enough. Just look at all the character development Leslie’s gone through!
@The people claiming any turtle is less important than another. Donatello is literally the only sensible one, and Michaelangelo is the heart of the team. Remember when the Flash died in Justice League? That didn’t work out too well.
Except maybe their “sister” Venus De Milo who was established as being not genetically related to the guys so she could be paired up with one of em…. but she’s not really canon anyways….
Meh. If you think THESE comments are inane, you definitely haven’t read enough on the interwebs. These actually relate somewhat to the webcomic and don’t devolve into flaming balls of enraged grammatical error and ineffectual mudslinging. That makes them decent enough in my book.
Sleeping!Ethan and Drew is an adorable thing
Yay every one is happy
Kind of makes me wonder if anything was truly sacrificed in the Relationshipocalypse…
Nooo! Don’t jinx it!
Aww… Drew and Ethan look so good together.
Yay, cloaca jokes!
Except apparently turtles have phalluses
Which makes sense given the whole, you know, shell thing.
Donatello SUCKS! Not as bad as Mikey, but still…
amber is gong to beat you up
Hey, no donatello-bashing, now. Someone had to come up with all the vehicles and stuff they use on a routine basis. Sure, free-running along the buildings is all well and good, but even they can’t do that highway speed
Oh, hey, a nerd fight! WOOOOOO LEONARDO IS THE BEST
You obviously forgot that Raphael is made of awesome.
Of COURSE Raphael is the best. He can take on any opponent, almost killed Mikey, the worst turtle, was in some continuities the FREAKING SHREDDER, and was the only turtle who didn’t sell-out with a goofy-colored headband.
But he still does what Leo says.
Of course, the Turtles’ favorite gasoline is Shell…
Venus De Milo is my favorite turtle.
Trollface.
Well… he is stated to “do” machines… so… maybe
eww
Srew you Donatello is the best.
dawwwwwwwww arnt we all just the best of friends.
Is it weird that I watched a dramatic reading of ‘Beneath the Streets And Beneath the Feets’ a day before reading this?
Aww, everything’s all better now. A shame Ethan and Drew never made it to the bedroom though.
I don’t know about that. Drew was already wierded about the way the living room was set up. And we still don’t know if he put the G.I. Joe poster back up since they moved.
Hooray! Happiness abounds!
…Shemale Leia?
want???
More confused, really.
What about Shemale Leia/Androgynous Donatello slashfic? Is there anyone out there that wants that?
No.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
yes. yes I do.
Yes. Just exactly who wants that is a question for your search engine…
Very want.
Oh gawd, Monty- back off, man! He’ll do it! He’ll do it!
That comic he got his avatar from… it’s not really about crop circles!
Oh, I know what Behind Moon and all their stuff is about.
I.
KNOW.
It’s one of the rules of the internet. Everyone can and will have both pictures and stories involving them with a penis. These pictures and stories will almost always involve the penis being anatomically impossibly large and will usually involve the she-male railing an attractive male character.
The rule also covers male characters with vaginas and breasts, but those are rare due to the massive number of yaoi fangirls who create sexual fan works.
Yeah, good thing nothing can happen in the next two days which’ll ruin any of this, or otherwise add support to the zero-sum game of happiness theory.
SHUT YOUR FACE MISTER DRAMA MASTER SUPREME! AHHH!
(Seriously, Fans! is like 100% of my daily lifetime of drama every day)
This can not be good for Amber’s mental health…
That was one of the most adorable strips.
ACH! I’m Hotshot!
y’know, this is willis’s site. You probably won a prize.
Huh. Good point. Would explain why they required my email….
Donnie is cute but Raph’s hotter. *G*
I am a furry and the title/alt text for this comic still made me go AAAAAH!
And cover my eyes.
.. So, were these the Archie turtles or the Eastman/Laird ones?
Eh, you’re a furry. Not a scaley
Eastman/Laird. Archie never published TMNT.
I don’t care what evidence you can provide to the contrary, Archie never published TMNT the same way Spider-Man never sold his marriage to the devil.
*snorts* I see. Also Han shot first and there are only 3 Star Wars movies and one unconnected scene with Darth Maul?
eh, the stories in Archie aren’t bad. Unusual, and preachy but not bad.
I should really stop reading this… it makes me lonely…
I was hoping that Drew would have his hand around Ethan and that Ethan was flipped so that they were facing each other. It’s nice to wake up face to face with your boyfriend. Although morning breath can be a bitch.
And yay! Happy people… sorta… although I have to wonder what the empty bedroom will be used for now. Probably Ethan’s toys. Get them out of the rest of the house, and use the spear room as storage.
ADORABLE! But, wait: when did Amber find out Leslie was the reason for Robin asking her to move out? I’m confused.
She didn’t!
Ah, see, I was thinking about What Amber said in panel six, but I misinterpreted that, didn’t I?
Ohhh me.
Amber might easily interpret “kicking you out almost instantly after one strike” as the “dumb and petty” thing.
On the subject of turtle penises…
http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/2007/04/terrifying_sex_organs_of_male.php
And sleeping Ethan and Drew are adorable!
Ahhhhh!!! I’ve seen it, I can’t unsee it!!!
but it does make a lot of TMNT fanfic possible, not to mention the assorted romantic plotlines in the Canon.
Aieee!
(though having handled snakes and lizards I did doubt the turtles had a cloaca… but still….)
I am never going to look at the ninja turtles the same way again…
I am broken.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
“I cannot help but imagine that some turtles might be in the habit of intimidating enemies with their erect 20-cm long, black, spike-tipped phalluses.
Now there’s a thought. You might never look at a turtle the same way again. ”
A quote from that article…. He’s right.. I will never look at a turtle the same way again…. I now have a monumental respect for turtles, and they go in my books right next to Barnacles (Largest Penis:Body size ratio fyi.)
Weird, but not nearly the worst thing I’ve seen on the internet.
Hmm.. i guess this means that there aren’t any other EthanxAmber supporters out there? I get that he is gay but this couple is the only one with any backstory, and that really counts for me.
…but it isn’t good backstory. I mean, the only reason they ever got together in the first place was because they’re both big bundles of insecurity. It was a bad enough “relationship” I’d support the dysfunction that is AmberxMike over it even if there wasn’t the added wrinkle of Ethan’s sexuality not being compatible with that outcome.
Besides, nobody starts fresh with instant history. I’m sure Drew will grow into a more rounded character if he sticks around long enough. Just look at all the character development Leslie’s gone through!
Lynn fucking Johnson. Lynn Johnson would totally consider EthanxAmber OTP.
@The people claiming any turtle is less important than another. Donatello is literally the only sensible one, and Michaelangelo is the heart of the team. Remember when the Flash died in Justice League? That didn’t work out too well.
Wait, turtle sex? But… there are no female Ninja Turtles…
Ever.
April.
euww i rulled 43ed it
Rule 34 has a quite a lot of it.
Except maybe their “sister” Venus De Milo who was established as being not genetically related to the guys so she could be paired up with one of em…. but she’s not really canon anyways….
These comments . . . so inane . . . . but can’t . . . . stop . . . . . reading
Meh. If you think THESE comments are inane, you definitely haven’t read enough on the interwebs. These actually relate somewhat to the webcomic and don’t devolve into flaming balls of enraged grammatical error and ineffectual mudslinging. That makes them decent enough in my book.
lmao cool story dude.
Princess Leia….with penis…
My childhood has been destroyed!
Maybe she’s related to Jabba the Hutt?
Oh god, that last line…I know exactly what she means! :barf:
They have changed their shirts, right?