Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (12) ¬

1. 
   Thoughtwanderer

   October 12, 2010 at 11:23 am | # | Reply

   Nightmare fuel.

   Seriously, what the hell is wrong with Funky Winkerbean.
2. 
   Jinxy

   October 25, 2010 at 6:25 pm | # | Reply

   I’ll use this face… forever.
3. 
   wnderjif

   November 11, 2010 at 2:33 pm | # | Reply

   “being john malkovich” likeness creepy level scale. eww.

   • 
     ilvos01

     March 21, 2011 at 8:02 pm | # | Reply

     Oi, that movie gave me the chills.
4. 
   Doctor Who

   April 21, 2011 at 10:48 am | # | Reply

   This is only about 5% more disturbing than the stuff they’ve actually done with Lisa’s ghost.

   I freely admit to reading that strip for the same reason people slow down when they pass a traffic accident. It’s horrifying, but you can’t look away.
5. 
   Tirien

   April 24, 2011 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

   cancer cancer cancer cancer incest cancer….
6. 
   Robin

   May 25, 2011 at 9:12 pm | # | Reply

   I don’t get what this is a reference too, can someone fill me in?

   • 
     oktavian

     May 26, 2011 at 3:23 pm | # | Reply

     It’s a reference to this creepy strip.

     • 
       Robin

       May 27, 2011 at 7:46 am | # | Reply

       Good lord, that is horrifying
7. 
   Paul1963

   June 5, 2011 at 10:18 am | # | Reply

   And, in the most absurd plot twist yet, BOTH of the women currently in love with Mopey Les declared their love within two days of each other and he managed not to respond to either of them, so both now think he’s not interested.
   Which is, of course, true.
   Because Les goes through his every waking moment thinking “My wife is dead.”
   Even after TEN FUCKING YEARS.
   As a poster at the Comics Curmudgeon blog recently wrote, “Les is only in love with one woman and he needs a shovel to get to her.”
   I imagine Mike (yes, Mike from Shortpacked!) showing up at Westview and giving Les the beating of his life.

   • 
     Doctor_Who

     January 10, 2012 at 12:15 pm | # | Reply

     God, watching Mike beat the crap out of Les would be awesome.

     But then we’d have to sit through the tragic storyline of Les’ battle with Fist Aids.
   • 
     Justin

     February 9, 2012 at 9:39 pm | # | Reply

     I imagine Mike digging up Lisa’s corpse and giving it better sex than Les ever gave her when she was alive. After viewing the videotape, Les returns to the grave to find a nickel on her headstone.