Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (20) ¬

1. 
   Old_Crow

   July 14, 2010 at 3:29 am | # | Reply

   I’m almost sorry it was Mike and not the hamster talking. Somehow, it’s funnier coming from the animal.
2. 
   Lorde_Loki

   September 16, 2010 at 10:16 am | # | Reply

   He could even sing TNT theme while she does that as far as i know, it is rape.
3. 
   Thoughtwanderer

   October 20, 2010 at 10:22 am | # | Reply

   “All right, I’ve looked up on the internet how to sex hamsters.”
4. 
   Scott E.

   November 11, 2010 at 2:27 pm | # | Reply

   Sexing a hamster??? I pictured a barry white cd playing, a small glass of wine, and little bitty wedge of cheese, and a teenie tiny candle.. Yeah Baby….

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     Echoloco

     May 8, 2011 at 12:14 pm | # | Reply

     They’re hamsters, not mice! Get them some sunflower seeds. Didn’t you ever watch Hamtaro?
5. 
   Zefu

   November 29, 2010 at 1:21 pm | # | Reply

   Why is it that so many Shortpacked strips have names like “molest” and “incest”. It’s weird having these names on my taskbar down there when I minimize the comic. Feels like I’m a horrible person.

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     Phixed

     December 4, 2010 at 10:40 pm | # | Reply

     well you know how the words of shortpacked titles have no spaces …? so the titles ‘incest’ and ‘molest’ are really street names –> Ince St. and Mole St. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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     Herp

     January 19, 2011 at 10:38 pm | # | Reply

     My bar says “Shortpacked! Mole…”. Hm.
6. 
   daughterofthestars

   December 11, 2010 at 11:59 pm | # | Reply

   MIKE YOU ARE MY FAVORITIST.
7. 
   Wackd

   December 15, 2010 at 7:01 pm | # | Reply

   I have voices in my head that I read each character’s dialogue in…why did I use my Jason voice for Mike voicing the hams here?

   Am I a closet Jason/Mike shipper?
8. 
   RandomGirl

   February 1, 2011 at 2:01 pm | # | Reply

   That was hilarious, started to get weird stares from co-workers… maybe i should read this at work… oh well.
9. 
   Kelsey

   March 22, 2011 at 9:06 pm | # | Reply

   Mike is right, Amber. You must be more sensitive to the hamster’s boundaries.
10. 
    Plasma Mongoose

    June 14, 2011 at 6:00 pm | # | Reply

    If MIKE thinks you are been too insensitive, you must be doing something bad.

    • 
      Narf

      March 5, 2013 at 9:23 pm | # | Reply

      Or he’s just being an asshole to fuck with you.
11. 
    Higurashi

    August 20, 2011 at 3:54 pm | # | Reply

    Very empathic, Mike.
12. 
    Ren

    September 11, 2011 at 2:39 pm | # | Reply

    You know what there is no point in me saying this is my favorite comic. Cause I am sure in a couple comics i will have another “favorite comic”. And that just takes up tons of room on the comment board. So yes, this comic is awesome, but there is truly no “favorite” comic.
13. 
    NakedDumblydore

    November 20, 2011 at 9:18 pm | # | Reply

    Heroes in a half-shell… TURTLE POWER!
14. 
    Wiigii

    May 8, 2012 at 3:19 pm | # | Reply

    I like that in my head, mike was using a helium voice for the hamster.
15. 
    Greenknight

    May 12, 2013 at 3:25 am | # | Reply

    Telling the sex of hamsters is only slightly less difficult than telling the sex of unneutered dogs…most male hamsters look like they are dragging a pair of hamster beanbag chairs behind them, and then there are the ones that have big ones…together they add to the rest of the hamsters size large.

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      David Willis

      May 12, 2013 at 3:34 am | # | Reply

      …..yeah, those giant testicles don’t really grow in until it’s too late and your hamsters have already banged. We’ve had three sets of hamsters missexed, either by hamster breeders, the pet store, or vets who specialize on hamsters… specifically because it’s amazingly hard to tell when they’re young. You have to wait until they mature enough. And even then, depending on what kind of hamsters you got, it may never ever be visually detectable.

      So, yeah, that’s a huge load of crap.