I’m almost sorry it was Mike and not the hamster talking. Somehow, it’s funnier coming from the animal.
He could even sing TNT theme while she does that as far as i know, it is rape.
“All right, I’ve looked up on the internet how to sex hamsters.”
Sexing a hamster??? I pictured a barry white cd playing, a small glass of wine, and little bitty wedge of cheese, and a teenie tiny candle.. Yeah Baby….
They’re hamsters, not mice! Get them some sunflower seeds. Didn’t you ever watch Hamtaro?
Why is it that so many Shortpacked strips have names like “molest” and “incest”. It’s weird having these names on my taskbar down there when I minimize the comic. Feels like I’m a horrible person.
well you know how the words of shortpacked titles have no spaces …? so the titles ‘incest’ and ‘molest’ are really street names –> Ince St. and Mole St. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
My bar says “Shortpacked! Mole…”. Hm.
MIKE YOU ARE MY FAVORITIST.
I have voices in my head that I read each character’s dialogue in…why did I use my Jason voice for Mike voicing the hams here?
Am I a closet Jason/Mike shipper?
That was hilarious, started to get weird stares from co-workers… maybe i should read this at work… oh well.
Mike is right, Amber. You must be more sensitive to the hamster’s boundaries.
If MIKE thinks you are been too insensitive, you must be doing something bad.
Or he’s just being an asshole to fuck with you.
Very empathic, Mike.
You know what there is no point in me saying this is my favorite comic. Cause I am sure in a couple comics i will have another “favorite comic”. And that just takes up tons of room on the comment board. So yes, this comic is awesome, but there is truly no “favorite” comic.
Heroes in a half-shell… TURTLE POWER!
I like that in my head, mike was using a helium voice for the hamster.
Telling the sex of hamsters is only slightly less difficult than telling the sex of unneutered dogs…most male hamsters look like they are dragging a pair of hamster beanbag chairs behind them, and then there are the ones that have big ones…together they add to the rest of the hamsters size large.
…..yeah, those giant testicles don’t really grow in until it’s too late and your hamsters have already banged. We’ve had three sets of hamsters missexed, either by hamster breeders, the pet store, or vets who specialize on hamsters… specifically because it’s amazingly hard to tell when they’re young. You have to wait until they mature enough. And even then, depending on what kind of hamsters you got, it may never ever be visually detectable.
So, yeah, that’s a huge load of crap.
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