Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (20) ¬

1. 
   David

   September 18, 2010 at 12:41 pm | # | Reply

   Laughed my ass off on this one. Perfectly summed up the political ad mentality of taking two completely unrelated things and using them to make your opponent look bad.
2. 
   Drew

   November 30, 2010 at 6:30 pm | # | Reply

   I think Obama’s TelePrompter malfunctioned when he said that.

   • 
     David Willis

     November 30, 2010 at 7:08 pm | # | Reply

     Obama’s lucky he didn’t have Bush’s teleprompter. Imagine how bad he’d sound then!

     • 
       Cormac

       December 10, 2010 at 7:13 pm | # | Reply

       Bush didn’t generally use a teleprompter…Obama can’t go without his…either way politicians are always liars and career criminals.

       If you find yourself believing that a politician actually cares about you, remind yourself that you’ve become too stupid (or gullible) to vote.

       • 
         David Willis

         December 10, 2010 at 8:21 pm | # | Reply

         “Bush didn’t generally use a teleprompter” is the fucking biggest lie I’ve ever seen. Congratulations.

         • 
           DannKast

           December 21, 2010 at 6:11 am | # | Reply

           The words look mad, but the face looks glad! AAAUGH MY BRAIN SAVE ME ROADBLOCK
         • 
           Magnus369

           September 25, 2011 at 8:53 pm | # | Reply

           No, just swiss. With a wretched heart full of neutrality.

           • 
             Magnus369

             September 25, 2011 at 8:54 pm | # | Reply

             BLAH!!! that’ll teach me to get bored in the middle of a reply, read the rest of the comments, and reply to the wrong damn comment. miserable damn politics anyway.

             • 
               Platty

               October 26, 2012 at 2:00 am | # | Reply

               …but you failed at rhyming =(
       • 
         SamClemensRIGL

         December 21, 2010 at 6:10 pm | # | Reply

         So how’s that Department of Homeland Security workin’ out for ya? Hope you don’t like going to the airport.
3. 
   TemplarKnight

   December 12, 2010 at 7:38 pm | # | Reply

   Could be talking about Tim Drake.
4. 
   Sir Rat

   February 4, 2011 at 12:55 am | # | Reply

   You see, this is the problem you Americans have:
   You give your politicians attention, it’s what they want.
   Here it Canada we just ignore them, it really does work much better.

   The downside is that most Canadians know next to nothing about politics…
   More of us were watching the American VP debate on CNN(?) instead of the English Language Party Leader Debate on the CBC during the last election…
   Kind of sad really, Lizzie put on a good show, for someone who ended winning zero seats at least (silly Greens).

   • 
     Orkinman

     February 15, 2011 at 1:04 pm | # | Reply

     You know what problem we Americans have? You. Canada. All of our problems stem from you. Don’t act all innocent. You know it’s true. Things were going great here before you showed up to spoil the party.

     • 
       Wackd

       April 4, 2011 at 5:44 pm | # | Reply

       BLAME CANADA!

       • 
         chopperdude1

         July 13, 2011 at 11:17 pm | # | Reply

         Canada; America’s Hat
       • 
         Michelle J Caboose

         October 5, 2011 at 10:10 pm | # | Reply

         It seems that everything’s gone wrong
         Since Canada came along

         ^_~
5. 
   minespatch

   April 17, 2011 at 1:23 am | # | Reply

   I’m neutral. Does this make me anti-American?

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     Twigs

     November 8, 2011 at 10:22 pm | # | Reply

     I’m Canadian. We’re the original anti-Americans.

     Why? Because we live right next door and our climates are nearly the same and our countries are nearly the same size and our accents are nearly the same and our cultures are nearly the same and our bloodlines are nearly the same (both of original inhabitants and immigrants), but by God, WE ARE NOT AMERICANS.

     Also we’re supposed to be the neutral peacekeepers to their schoolyard bullies. Except for, y’know, that war we’re in right now. But we can blame that on them, they totally started it.
6. 
   DragoonChris

   March 21, 2012 at 8:21 pm | # | Reply

   Ok this is a good enough reason I should not vote for him.
7. 
   darthkerzy

   May 19, 2012 at 12:33 am | # | Reply

   These are the people running our nation? I dream of a day where everyone knows their DC/Marvel comics!!