Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (26) ¬

1. 
   Amyler

   May 20, 2010 at 8:28 am | # | Reply

   Galasso has a very … imposing nose.

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     Dylan

     April 8, 2011 at 9:30 am | # | Reply

     You mean “inspiring.” :3

     • 
       ilvos01

       February 19, 2013 at 11:33 pm | # | Reply

       You mean “Roman”
2. 
   SatansBestBuddy

   May 27, 2010 at 9:25 pm | # | Reply

   … why does Conquest look like she’s not even 13?

   Isn’t this only five years ago?

   • 
     Val Kilmer Batman

     September 1, 2010 at 1:49 am | # | Reply

     late bloomer?
   • 
     Stikibunn

     November 10, 2010 at 5:39 am | # | Reply

     Or it could be that conni isn’t 18 yet which makes her lifestyle even more disgusting

     • 
       Bobthecheesecake

       April 15, 2011 at 4:56 pm | # | Reply

       Disgusting? Really? It’s not like she’s hurting anyone (or indeed, being hurt).

       • 
         fhornrocks

         May 11, 2011 at 1:56 am | # | Reply

         except herself.
       • 
         Kep.

         May 14, 2011 at 3:30 pm | # | Reply

         Agreed. She’s definitely past the age of legal consent, and she seems to have been using protection, so I see nothing wrong with Conquest’s lifestyle.

         • 
           Bam_Kapowski

           April 15, 2013 at 2:45 pm | # | Reply

           You seem to be forgetting the implied horse hanky-panks.
     • 
       Jetstream

       December 12, 2011 at 8:40 am | # | Reply

       Age of consent in 30 of 50 states (PLUS DC) is 16.

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         Alex

         September 29, 2012 at 4:48 pm | # | Reply

         But any country in the United Nations is …supposed to… have that overriden if one person is over 18 by the UNESCO which specifies 18.

         (The age of consent in the state where I live is 12, for perspective.)

         • 
           The WonderRabbit

           February 13, 2013 at 8:06 pm | # | Reply

           The UN is just a suggestion – as indicated by the US’s refusal to sign the most recent Geneva Convention.

           For example, in Australia the age of consent is 16. End of story. Obviously there’s some leeway for grey areas (eg two 15 year olds), but sexytime is legal UNLESS you’re in a position of power over the other (teacher, police), but technically that’s sexual harassment regardless of age anyway.
   • 
     George

     November 28, 2010 at 1:23 pm | # | Reply

     Galasso can raise the dead. Would you really put it past him to accelerate his daughter’s age in order to get an heir more quickly?
3. 
   Rigugonkai

   October 2, 2010 at 6:53 pm | # | Reply

   wonder is conquest will have a backstory too?
4. 
   SonicBlueRanger

   August 7, 2011 at 6:15 pm | # | Reply

   I got a kick out of Galasso’s wig.
5. 
   Exposition

   September 1, 2011 at 2:14 pm | # | Reply

   younger Conni acts like Robin, judging from her two panels so far.

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     Kirby

     September 7, 2011 at 4:09 pm | # | Reply

     I was about to make that comment. xD Connie is a younger Robin, or she was prior to her father instilling a sex addiction in her….
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     Eposi

     October 24, 2012 at 4:55 pm | # | Reply

     She reminds me more of Joyce
6. 
   Jarekk

   September 5, 2011 at 11:24 pm | # | Reply

   Nobody’s…

   C’mon, she -can’t- “sire” him an heir. That’s… that’s not what that means. She’d have to impregnate another woman to “sire” him an heir.

   • 
     Yoto32

     October 16, 2011 at 4:54 pm | # | Reply

     No, that’s exactly what Galasso is expecting.

     But what I just realized: Galasso keeps asking Conquest to make him an heir, and we assume that’s because she’s a girl which isn’t the heir he’s looking for. Heir’s are typically male, but Galasso can’t tell genders apart. So… what type of heir is Galasso looking for?

     • 
       Regalli

       May 24, 2012 at 5:24 pm | # | Reply

       A miniature copy of Galasso. With hair, possibly.
7. 
   Gadalia

   January 1, 2012 at 11:27 pm | # | Reply

   I love how he says that. “Welcome to my employ.”

   And then the implied “muahahahaha”.
8. 
   dragoonchris

   February 13, 2012 at 8:32 pm | # | Reply

   *Looks at Conni* Was she even legal when Ethan slept with her>
9. 
   Beastlybro7

   February 20, 2013 at 6:21 pm | # | Reply

   Younger combo is adorably adorable
10. 
    foL

    May 7, 2013 at 10:14 am | # | Reply

    Yay, Conquest. She’s been absent from all the recent comics. Why is that?