Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (21) ¬

1. 
   vR

   May 27, 2010 at 8:30 am | # | Reply

   Incest!

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     Cope

     June 16, 2010 at 3:40 pm | # | Reply

     Cancer cancer.
2. 
   nightingale666

   July 27, 2010 at 11:54 pm | # | Reply

   Incest incest inbred.
3. 
   David

   September 16, 2010 at 5:10 pm | # | Reply

   It’s wrong, but oh so effing funny.
4. 
   Rigugonkai

   October 2, 2010 at 9:44 am | # | Reply

   oh i dunno i could make it alot wronger muwahahahahahaha!
5. 
   Tristan J

   October 20, 2010 at 9:56 pm | # | Reply

   We have a meme!
6. 
   Zefu

   November 27, 2010 at 2:28 am | # | Reply

   I like how “School” is right up there with “Incest”, “Bald” and “Crushing grip of Despair”.

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     ros

     May 8, 2011 at 3:06 am | # | Reply

     As is pizza..
7. 
   Fauxlosopher

   December 3, 2010 at 1:20 pm | # | Reply

   As a cancer survivor, still fresh recovering from the surgery that removed the tumor, I declare this comic awesome.

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     Shva

     March 12, 2011 at 11:32 pm | # | Reply

     And as a human being I say, wholeheartedly, CONGRATS! Also, cancer cancer incest cancer.
8. 
   Echoloco

   April 16, 2011 at 5:36 pm | # | Reply

   Bunions!
9. 
   Paul1963

   May 21, 2011 at 9:14 am | # | Reply

   It’s funny ’cause it’s true.
   BTW, at this writing, the plot of Funky Cancercancer involves mopey Les (ten years on, so all the main characters can be older and closer to death) agonizing over whether to allow a producer to option his terrible book about his wife’s agonizing death for what will probably be a two-star Lifetime Original Movie starring John Stamos and Moira Kelly. Oh, and incest-couple are staying with him and his daughter (they weren’t related after all, and are now married).
10. 
    grogonsgoodgig

    July 1, 2011 at 3:33 pm | # | Reply

    Merv Griffin.
11. 
    SonicBlueRanger

    August 3, 2011 at 10:08 am | # | Reply

    And this is why I don’t read Funky Wikerbean maybe it was funny sometime in the past but now everytime I see it my thoughts are “Oh it’s that depressing Strip”.
12. 
    Fata Morgana

    August 19, 2011 at 12:52 pm | # | Reply

    Just came back to re-read this strip after reading the Funky Winkerbean Wiki article that references it. Still funny!
13. 
    HeLok

    December 28, 2011 at 3:27 am | # | Reply

    Funky Winkerbean has not run in our paper for about 15 years, so I had no idea about it’s change of tone. I may have to go back and read some of the stuff.
14. 
    LuffySP

    January 4, 2012 at 3:02 am | # | Reply

    I would probably find this funnier if I didn’t know the guy personally. My mom is a cancer nurse and took care of his wife (ie. the inspiration for all this depression)

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      Tegan

      July 23, 2012 at 1:37 pm | # | Reply

      What guy? I can’t figure out what this thing is.

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        Regalli

        April 18, 2013 at 1:35 am | # | Reply

        Tom Batiuk, the author of a comic strip called Funky Winkerbean that generally went from “Wacky highschool hijinks!” to… well… Cancer cancer incest cancer ghost of dead wife appearing cancer.
15. 
    Beachfox

    April 11, 2012 at 12:43 am | # | Reply

    And somehow, that comic has gotten a hundred times even -more- depressing since…

    Cancer-CancerGhost-Cancer-Cancer
16. 
    Narf

    February 11, 2013 at 9:02 am | # | Reply

    It probably says awful things about me (or maybe I’m just REALLY sleep-deprived) but this comic made me laugh harder than any that have come before it.

    …CANCER incest?

    Instant classic, Mr. Willis.