I believe I just died from the hilarity. Or I just realized I could survive without breathing.
No! I’M Batman-Champions!
“You see Louis I’m really Superman”
“Well Lois, the truth is – I’m actually Superman in disguise, and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen and then squeeze you out of the byline!”
…naturally, she doesn’t believe him.
why is it no one can see through the costume of the heros to see secret identitys i meen all superman does is take off his glasses and rips off his shirt and suddenly no one recognises him as clark.
Because everyone not a superhero or villain in comics, and some who are, are functionally retarded apparently.
One of Superman’s powers is that he can hypnotize people into not making the connection between him and Clark.
Another of Superman’s powers is that he’s from the 50s and readers were more gullible back then and nobody bothered to change his secret identity as we became more savvy of the superhero genre.
Wait, that’s not a power at all!
THE 50S?!?!?!? GODDAMNIT HE IS FROM ’38! YOU KNOW THE START OF SUPER HEROES! but people back then were preoccupied with WW2.
Someone did, once… it was followed by heat vision- lots and lots of heat vision. That’s why you don’t hear about New York in the DC’verse, but two different cities built on its ashes.
Actually Superman is just a good actor so no one could believe that any version of Clark Kent could possibally be Superman.
Buts with superman its not just the the glasses and outfit that change though its…..kinda hard to explain but the the mannerism/behaviour/way of standing etcetera all changes. Its perhaps more noticeable in the movies than the comics particularly that first Christopher Reeves one. When he is Clark he is hunched in on himself uncertain nervous but when he is superman he stands tall is confident and looks people straight in the eye.
Yeah. Not only does he put on glasses, but he also completely changes his posture.
Batman;s verbal tic has finally bit him in the ass.
i just told my brother that batman blew his cover, and now he’s freaking out.he’s 16
The Sailor Senshi use a Pheremone based “disguise field” that was based on something talked about briefly between Superman and his parents in a alternate time line in a different dimmesion where his parents had disguised themselves as Clark’s Parents, and he and his father started brawling for 2 pages before his dad said something about their home world.
… and there you have it.
So in Power Rangers, why does 5 teens wears the same colors every day. Also why is the guy who wore green is all of sudden wearing white.
The black guy gets to wear whatever he wants though.
Bruce Wayne is so funny!
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