Why did mike rejected to do it?
Because he caused more frustration by saying No.
Because she’s nobody’s mom
he knew ethan would be the next choice, and that doing this would set up so many metaphorical nut kicks
he should of done it then there would be a minature mike going around tormenting others.
That child will be born with bloodied little fists from beating his own mother, he will not cry, and his first words will be “That’s what your mom said. Last night. In bed.” But then Mike will have to kill him because he doesn’t want to compete with another born jerk.
Wait, I thought Ethan was gay? Bi perhaps?
He’s gay. Just INCREDIBLY slow on realizing it. There are a lot of gay guys who have slept with women, before realizing or admitting to themselves that they are gay. Usually happens in high school though.
Wait, why does he have to be gay?
….You’re new to the comic, right?
EPIC WIN….know he know he not gay
Technically EPIC FAIL, since as mentioned above, he’s gay. Just slow on figuring it out for himself.
Who says he needs a label?
“straight” “gay” “bisexual”
screw it…just, well, screw it!
That’s not the ONLY thing that got screwed. . .
I think he’s still gay, just sexed up the lady to get the promotion
Apparently sex with a woman is awesome for Ethan, so maybe he’s bi and also thick-headed.
I think I am on the “Ethan is Bi” side of things, I mean he is basically asexual in that he would (if given half a chance) date his toys were it possible, but given his almost eager jumping of Conquest, and his later relationships, I figure he is on the Gay side of Bi on the Kinsey scale
I don’t think Ethan ever said he was gay. Other people just assumed I think we just took it as fact.
Don’t look at the comments if you’re new. It’s spoiler hell.
Promotion for Sex with a Beautiful Woman…I’m so conflicted.
So is Ethan Bi or something.
Those are the benefits of working at shortpacked.
south park niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccccceeeeee
Ethan for the win
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