Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (25) ¬

1. 
   Noble Bear

   May 6, 2010 at 9:24 pm | # | Reply

   Ahhhh Yeeeah.
2. 
   Rodrigo

   July 20, 2010 at 4:20 pm | # | Reply

   Why did mike rejected to do it?

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     Elliot

     August 28, 2010 at 11:00 pm | # | Reply

     Because he caused more frustration by saying No.
   • 
     Fritz

     June 7, 2011 at 8:12 pm | # | Reply

     Because she’s nobody’s mom
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     linkman0596

     June 19, 2012 at 1:41 am | # | Reply

     he knew ethan would be the next choice, and that doing this would set up so many metaphorical nut kicks
3. 
   Rigugonkai

   October 1, 2010 at 8:59 pm | # | Reply

   he should of done it then there would be a minature mike going around tormenting others.

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     WebComicGeek11

     April 7, 2011 at 5:40 pm | # | Reply

     That child will be born with bloodied little fists from beating his own mother, he will not cry, and his first words will be “That’s what your mom said. Last night. In bed.” But then Mike will have to kill him because he doesn’t want to compete with another born jerk.
4. 
   Tetsukalian

   October 4, 2010 at 1:10 am | # | Reply

   Wait, I thought Ethan was gay? Bi perhaps?

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     Shift

     November 22, 2010 at 4:04 am | # | Reply

     He’s gay. Just INCREDIBLY slow on realizing it. There are a lot of gay guys who have slept with women, before realizing or admitting to themselves that they are gay. Usually happens in high school though.

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       Steven

       April 5, 2012 at 8:56 pm | # | Reply

       Wait, why does he have to be gay?

       • 
         TARDIS With A Hat

         June 6, 2012 at 2:32 pm | # | Reply

         ….You’re new to the comic, right?
5. 
   Jaystyles

   October 21, 2010 at 2:49 am | # | Reply

   EPIC WIN….know he know he not gay

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     Shift

     November 22, 2010 at 4:04 am | # | Reply

     Technically EPIC FAIL, since as mentioned above, he’s gay. Just slow on figuring it out for himself.
6. 
   Cormac

   December 7, 2010 at 9:50 pm | # | Reply

   Who says he needs a label?
   “straight” “gay” “bisexual”
   screw it…just, well, screw it!

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     Steven

     April 5, 2012 at 8:57 pm | # | Reply

     That’s not the ONLY thing that got screwed. . .
7. 
   Handgunman

   January 11, 2011 at 4:07 am | # | Reply

   I think he’s still gay, just sexed up the lady to get the promotion
8. 
   The Sound Defense

   January 22, 2011 at 10:16 pm | # | Reply

   Apparently sex with a woman is awesome for Ethan, so maybe he’s bi and also thick-headed.
9. 
   tiggerpete

   April 18, 2011 at 7:04 am | # | Reply

   I think I am on the “Ethan is Bi” side of things, I mean he is basically asexual in that he would (if given half a chance) date his toys were it possible, but given his almost eager jumping of Conquest, and his later relationships, I figure he is on the Gay side of Bi on the Kinsey scale
10. 
    thatdude

    April 22, 2011 at 12:02 pm | # | Reply

    I don’t think Ethan ever said he was gay. Other people just assumed I think we just took it as fact.

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      penned name

      January 13, 2013 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

      Don’t look at the comments if you’re new. It’s spoiler hell.
11. 
    SonicBlueRanger

    July 15, 2011 at 11:37 am | # | Reply

    Promotion for Sex with a Beautiful Woman…I’m so conflicted.
12. 
    dragoonchris

    January 9, 2012 at 7:26 pm | # | Reply

    So is Ethan Bi or something.
13. 
    Maycroft

    February 13, 2012 at 11:53 pm | # | Reply

    Those are the benefits of working at shortpacked.
14. 
    Attikol

    August 1, 2012 at 9:57 pm | # | Reply

    south park niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccccccccceeeeee
15. 
    Beastlybro7

    February 20, 2013 at 8:07 am | # | Reply

    Ethan for the win