Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (22) ¬

1. 
   Viktor

   April 13, 2010 at 12:36 am | # | Reply

   See, I’d have been upset about this, but Cyclops is kind of a dick. And basically designed to inspire envy and hate. The only version of him that isn’t is Flyclops.
   http://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=3277788&x=cyclops+can+fly

   • 
     Arthur

     May 13, 2010 at 1:09 pm | # | Reply

     Cyclops should be able to fly.

     (Also: This is better than X-Men 3. And funnier.)
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     The Pletch

     October 25, 2010 at 10:07 pm | # | Reply

     I pictured a version of Cyclops that was pretty fly rather than a Cyclops that can fly.
     I maintain that my version is cooler.
2. 
   Eros

   July 4, 2010 at 6:08 pm | # | Reply

   Damn.

   I love Cyclops.

   But this shit is hilarious.

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     Xandra

     November 11, 2010 at 8:10 pm | # | Reply

     Geddit?! Shit? heheheheheh…. puns

     • 
       foL

       April 21, 2013 at 9:24 am | # | Reply

       Your avatar is perfect…
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     Tegan

     July 22, 2012 at 7:24 pm | # | Reply

     I choose to see this not as insulting Scott, but insulting how the movies are insulting him. (I love Cyclops, too)
3. 
   Brodie

   September 3, 2010 at 2:40 am | # | Reply

   I don’t see an unlimited supply of Reese’s peanut butter cups as anything other than a punishment for Wolverine.

   • 
     CrazyKate

     December 12, 2010 at 10:00 pm | # | Reply

     Agreed. Especially since chocolate melt and ruins pants.

     • 
       ajm5007

       December 10, 2011 at 3:17 pm | # | Reply

       Nothing ever ruins Wolverine’s pants. Ever.

       http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MagicPants
4. 
   Taurin

   September 11, 2010 at 10:19 pm | # | Reply

   @ Brodie – Why? The worst that can happen is he gets tired of them, because it’s not like they’re going to make him fat. Personally, I find them too sweet. If the PB was unsweetened they’d be so much better.
5. 
   Irrevenant

   October 2, 2010 at 2:49 am | # | Reply

   Meh. The whole point of X-Men 3 was the Juggernaut vs Kitty Pryde scene. I dunno why they bothered with the rest…
6. 
   Trism

   October 8, 2010 at 4:05 pm | # | Reply

   The flying butt should have been crapping out the script itself, it would amount to pretty much the same…
7. 
   Historyman68

   December 30, 2010 at 10:51 pm | # | Reply

   The tag “flying pooping butt” is awesome.
8. 
   Kensou

   April 19, 2011 at 4:24 am | # | Reply

   It’s impressive how well this encapsulates the treatment Cyke got in X2 and The Last Stand.

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     Zanosuke_Kurosaki

     April 29, 2011 at 4:34 am | # | Reply

     Doesn’t help that the majority of audiences and writers alike just don’t seem to “get” the character, either. Which is a shame, strategic geniuses are awesome, and can wipe the floor with you before you’re even aware there was a contest.
9. 
   frinkhutz

   November 9, 2011 at 12:14 pm | # | Reply

   So true. I love it
10. 
    dragoonchris

    January 8, 2012 at 6:10 pm | # | Reply

    Poor Cyclops. I always wonder if he surivived death like Professor X when I was watching 3rd movie and waiting for the 4th but we’re getting prequels instead.
11. 
    Maycroft

    February 13, 2012 at 11:42 pm | # | Reply

    love the flying cheeks.
12. 
    Doctor_Who

    August 24, 2012 at 10:22 am | # | Reply

    What amuses me most is that in the comics, despite Wolverine still being a bit of a Sue, it’s been explicitly stated a couple of times that he actually smells pretty bad.
13. 
    Beastlybro7

    February 20, 2013 at 7:42 am | # | Reply

    Yes that hanging buttress
14. 
    Valdrax

    April 7, 2013 at 11:44 am | # | Reply

    Wait, this isn’t the source of that avatar? I must have misremembered.