LOL, I don’t think I’ve ever been quite THAT suspicious.
I will never again be able to picture John Lasseter without fangs.
Why is he naked?
(Obvious response: Why aren’t you naked?)
I knew it! Pixar only gives tours and stuff to avoid suspicion, and none of the other movie industries put them in the “special features” of their DVDs. Is there a secret code you need to see the REAL tour?
Boil your WALL-E DVD in the fat of an unbaptized child, put it in the player upside down, fast forward to 6:66 in the movie, and sacrifice a goat while listening to Justin Bieber.
Then you get the REAL special features. The best one is the deleted scene from Finding Nemo where they swim too deep and encounter Dagon.
Congratulations sir! You have just won a billion internets!
I tried this, and it didn’t even work! It was just a dumb commercial for their next movie!
What am I supposed to do with this dead goat? Also, there’s an Adipose mothership outside complaining.
I feel that “UP” is a little overrated.
Makes perfect sense.
Cars 2. Case closed.
I dunno; I didn’t like “Wall-E” all that much. It seemed like a sneaky way to introduce children to Woody Allen. (shudders)
So… no suspicions from me. (Except for making that saccharine Woody Allen movie. Yech.)
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