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You’re a child’s plaything!

by David Willis on February 9, 2013 at 12:28 pm
Posted In: Blog

It’s just…. this guy is so toyetic, you know???

He’s a giant red and blue and silver robot who has a big green translucent sword and like four wings and there are boosters back there too but they can be guns if you want and oh look he also transforms into a friggin’ snarled monster of a semi with friggin’ bumper claws.  It’s the kind of Transformers stuff we’d get before the Movies, when it was decided that everything must look like realistic vehicles.  This toy says eff you, I’m gonna be a claw truck.  Oh, you don’t like that my arms just fold behind the cab and are barely covered up by wings barely pretending to be the surface of a trailer?  Well, that’s too bad, because I just impaled you.  Honey Optimus don’t care.

I dunno.  He’s just bulky and extravagant in all the ways I think I needed right now.  He looks like a toy, not carefully-maintained-flagship-character-for-a-toy-franchise-desperate-for-mainstream-legitimacy, and he doesn’t apologize for it.  Screw you, my windows are friggin’ green.  Yeah, that’s right.  Take a picture, it’ll last longer.  

(I took several.)

There’s gonna be a bigger and more insane version coming out later this year, and we’ll probably see photos of it today at Toy Fair if anyone can master the snow, but I couldn’t wait.  I wanted this guy, this particular one.  I might want the bigger one, too, I dunno yet.  But I do know that this one was always meant to be mine, and finally is.  He is the one I have been waiting for.  Him and his Beast Wars Transmetally grimace.  He’s mad as hell, and he’s not gonna faceplate up anymore.

Beasts, you’ve been warned.


└ Tags: beast hunters, optimus prime
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Bumper!

by David Willis on February 8, 2013 at 7:41 pm
Posted In: Blog

Back in 1984, there was a strange yellow non-Bumblebee Mini Vehicle that was sold on Cliffjumper cards.  Years later, Transformers fandom would dub this dude “Bumblejumper” (or “Bumper” for short) by portmanteauing the two names together.  The Bumper name was later made official by appearances in Dreamwave comics.

Venksta, the guy behind Renderform.com, did some custom heads to replace your Classics Bumblebee heads to make other dudes.  Bumper, Hubcap, and Goldbug were among them.  This was a sweet idea, especially since getting the Bumblebee toy in yellow as some non-Bumblebee guy seemed like Not A Terribly Likely Occurrence.  I didn’t want to do both Hubcap and Bumper (and didn’t want to replace Bumblebee on my shelf with Goldbug… wait, why?  That’s awesome, what’s wrong with me?)  and so I had to choose between the two.  I settled on  Bumper because Hubcap is a more popular guy who’s more likely to get his own official toy eventually.  Bumper?  Not so much.  He’s a footnote’s footnote.  If you’re doing Yellow Bumblebee #2, it’s gonna be Hubcap.

And so here he is!  His head comes in a baggy along with an assortment of 5mm-peg weaponry, ‘cuz, y ‘know, just a baggy with a single head in it feels a little empty.  So, hey, added value.  The head’s of excellent quality and looks like it belongs on the toy.   I’ve always wanted to try out a Renderform head, and so scratch that off the bucket list!  Judging by this guy, I’ll be happy to try out more.

(If you want to get a Goldbug head, BigBadToyStore.com has some in stock.)


└ Tags: bumper, fan add-ons
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Check out my new electro-scrambler, courtesy of Toys”R”Us!

by David Willis on February 7, 2013 at 6:10 pm
Posted In: Blog

It’s hard to invest more fully in a new Transformers continuity family until all the major players have arrived.  Robots in Disguise didn’t have a Starscream.  Animated didn’t have a Ravage.  How are we as fans going to know a new iteration of the Transformers franchise is viable without seeing our beloved favorites take part?  How do we know this new stuff is For Realsies?

Well, wait no longer, because finally the electro-scrambler is in the Aligned continuity family.  The party has officially started.  I know there was a conspicuous electro-scrambler-shaped hole in all of our War for Cybertron and Prime displays, just eating at the edge of our collective consciousness.  Even if we didn’t know precisely what caused our distress, what specifically was missing from our lives, that pull was there all the same.

Sure, you might ask yourself, I have plenty of electro-scramblers, but what’s so great and better about this one?  Well, this time around the electro-scrambler can attach in both modes!  No longer will it have to be set aside!  There will be no gaps in its service.  The Aligned electro-scrambler is also redesigned to be smaller and more compact, though all of the familiar shapes are represented.  It even has a sculpted hole in the side that calls back to the hole in the original Microchange gun which was meant for earphone storage.  This time, however, it’s a 5mm peghole.  This means you could peg other electro-scramblers into it!  Electro-scrambler inception.

The only downside is that it comes in a three-pack with two other guys, so you gotta pay for all three just to get the electro-scrambler.   One of those other guys is a real storage-space hog, too.  Come on, Hasbro, that’s dirty pool.  Next time I’m waiting for the single-pack version.


└ Tags: electro-scrambler, fall of cybertron, generations
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I bought a zoo

by David Willis on February 6, 2013 at 9:15 pm
Posted In: Blog

Not content to release buttloads of single-bagged Transformers Kreon mini-figures into the world, Hasbro’s also got a larger assortment that gives you four Kreons and some parts and tells you how to assemble them into a super-robot, G1-homage style.  There’s Predaking, Bruticus, Superion, and Devastator so far, and I chose to do Predaking first.  He’s, y’know, animals, which are awesome, and I’ve had quite a few redoes of the other three guys over the past few years.  Predaking feels the most novel.

As I said, there’s just four guys in each combiner set.  The traditionally fifth guy you can find in the single-bagged assortment, and in the Predacons’ case it’s Rampage.  He doesn’t help make the big robot.  He just gets to stand there and exist, completing the set of Kreon mini-figures.

True to most Transformers beasts, the beast modes of the mini-figures are pretty one-to-one, with arms becoming forelimbs and legs becoming hind limbs.  They’re a bunch of crawling dudes with animal masks.  It’s kind of adorable.  They get a new specialized piece, an all-purpose animal head.  There’s holes in it various places so you can stick horns in there to make a crude rhino or a bull head.  The only one who doesn’t follow this pattern is Divebomb, the eagle.  Divebomb’s eagle mode is… not good.  And this is by Kreon standards, with the aforementioned crawling masked dudes.  You basically put horns in his feet and sit him down.  he doesn’t even have an animal head helmet like the others.  Ah well.

The individual robot modes are what you’d expect.  The’re Kreons, all based on the original Generation 1 Predacons.  You can attach some of the transformational extra pieces on them as the instructions show or you can just keep ‘em bare.  Your choice.  Leaving off the flak jacket is probably a good thing to do with Razorclaw.  The jacket covers up the decoed lion head/mane on his chest just so you can hang the felt mane off his back.  It doesn’t seem necessary.

There are several extra pieces to accomplish the combined Predaking mode.  There’s a separate crotch piece included which forms the crotch of the super robot, plus some specialized pieces that help form biceps and thighs.  The thighs connect onto the extra crotch via a balljoint, and the biceps connect onto the shoulders of one of the mini-figures inside the torso.  You gotta remove the arms of the mini-figure to do so.  At the end, you’ve got two mini-figure torsos stacked inside the super robot torso, two whole mini-figures helping form the shins, and the remaining set of legs to be the hands.  It’s not quite how the old combiner teams did it, which is why Rampage comes separate.  There’s not anywhere for him to go.

There are pieces left over in both modes, which is sad but understandable given what’s going on.

For ten bucks?  This is a friggin’ bargain.


└ Tags: kre-o, predaking
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A winner is me!

by David Willis on February 5, 2013 at 4:26 pm
Posted In: Blog

I won something and I didn’t even know I was in the running to win something!  The 80s mashup band Rock Sugar sent me an email saying that I’d won their “Share the Sugar” Wednesday giveaway thing.  Apparently when I reblogged that new video of theirs on Tumblr simply because it was awesome, there was some sort of contest going on unbeknownst to me.  I never win anything I actually try for, but I won this by accident!

Time to start accidentally buying lottery tickets.

And so they sent me a copy of their album.  I bought a copy a year ago from their website, but I lost the hardcopy and so it’s super great to have a replacement… this time with signatures on it.  Sweet ass.  And apparently I am a rock star!  How’d Jess Harnell know?????

(Jess Harnell, the band’s singer is, y’know, Wakko Warner.  Or Ironhide/Barricade, if we’re doing the Transformers thing.  So if you’ve ever wanted to hear Wakko rock out to friggin’ Journey, I recommend checking them out.)

(Also, hey, Animaniacs Volume 4 is out on DVD today.  You know what to do.)


└ Tags: animaniacs, music, rock sugar
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