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we’re never getting a grimlock with feathers are we

by David Willis on February 15, 2013 at 9:48 pm
Posted In: Blog

Once everyone found out that Grimlock was gonna be in Fall of Cybertron, of course everyone wanted him as a toy.  I mean, hello.  And hopefully not as a stinkin’ Deluxe!  Voyager or go home, Hasbro!  Well here he is, guys!  Your Fall of Cybertron Voyager Class Grimlock!

And he is of agreeable size to overwhelm Shockwave and bite his hand off, yes.

He’s not quite the Grimlock of the mind’s eye, however.  In fact, I think in general folks seem to be kind of disappointed in him.  I think he’s all right, but let’s go over what some of these stated disappointments are.

First of all, there’s the tail.  This I think is kind of unavoidable.  Grimlock’s video game model has a long-ass obviously-segmented tail, similar to Transmetal Megatron’s.  Now, that has to transform into robot legs somehow.  The video game model got to cheat that tail away and have the legs sort of appear out of nowhere, but this is a $22 toy, so breaking the laws of thermodynamics is kind of out of the budget.   What Hasbro and/or TakaraTomy decided to do was just give Grimlock real robot legs and then sort of sculpt the segmented stuff down the sides.  This results in a better looking robot mode, but his dinosaur mode obviously has two legs shoved up its ass.  It’s not elegant-looking.

Another thing that bothers folks is how hollow he is on the underside of the dinosaur mode.  The toy needs a lot of room for the amazingly elaborate shoulder jointing to have room to maneuver, so if you look at the toy’s underside, you’ll notice a whole lot of empty space.  I was kind of expecting this, especially since Animated Grimlock a few years ago had a similar deal.  I suppose there could be a big clamshell deal going on with the torso, but considering how the dinosaur head and neck collapses into the back of the torso in robot mode, I dunno if that would have worked out well in both modes.

Grimlock is also not painted as much as folks hoped.  He’s got gray thighs and hands when they should be black (or gunmetal gray in this case) and so he looks a little sparse.  I’ll probably fix that later, myself.  (Not sure if I have gunmetal gray hanging around or if I gotta go buy some.)  He’s got plenty of paint everywhere else, though.

That’s what other people say about him.  Here’s my positives and negatives.  First of all, oy, those complicated shoulder joints count for both.  First of all, they exist so that the dinosaur hind legs can bury themselves inside the torso at an angle instead of being inelegantly bolted to the sides of the torso as they are on most Grimlocks.  I like that!  I don’t like how this gets me into trouble.  Since the jointing is so complicated, I once wormed them so far away from how they were supposed to be oriented that it was kind of rough to get them back.  I also wish his sword and shield were bigger.  They’re so massive in the video game, and so dinky on the toy.  They’re not required to be a certain size to stow in dinosaur mode, so making them a bigger size would have been more satisfying.  One thing that I do very much like are his electronic lights.  They glow up real super bright in both modes.  It might be a function of the LED light being red.  I think I recall those glow the best.  You gotta yank back and pull hard on the lever to get it to go, though.

He’s basically every Grimlock toy ever, but with a sword and shield.  He transforms exactly how you expect with some few minor surprises, the end.

(And, yeah, it’s likely tyrannosauruses had feathers of some kind.  Feathered t-rex remains haven’t been found, but feathered remains of their ancestors have, even as adults.)


└ Tags: fall of cybertron, generations, grimlock
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Valentine, be my twin in sin

by David Willis on February 14, 2013 at 3:58 pm
Posted In: Blog

Maybe I shouldn’t be surprised that the Beast Hunters toyline, which is all about a whole faction of dragons, will include new toys based on the original Terrorcons, who were a combiner team made out of dragons.  I was happy enough to find out that Sinnertwin was getting an homage in Twinstrike, but I get to have all of them?  And they’ll combine???

(P.S. in case nobody’s noticed, yeah, apparently Hasbro doesn’t wanna name a toy “sinnertwin” any more)

I had two Sinnertwins when I was a kid.  I don’t know how that happened, but it did.  And so I have some nostalgia invested in him.  And so, hot dang, I am super into Twinstrike, the concept.  Now that he’s in hand, I am super into Twinstrike the toy, as well.  This is a friggin’ awesome dude.  Sinnertwin was a box that had dragon parts on it.  To transform him, you folded back all the dragon parts and stood it up.  Not terribly compelling.  But Twinstrike is friggin’ awesome, especially for his small size.  (He and the other reimagined Terrorcons are Legion Class, the tiny dudes.)  I’m not used to Legion Class toys being this involved.  He’s a tiny marvel.

The dragon forelegs and double-tail still fold back behind him, but otherwise this is a completely different approach.  The two dragon heads become arms, obviously.  The torso splits open so you can flip the robot head inside.  The feet flip around so the toes become heels.  And in completely-unexpected-in-a-legion-class-toy land, the dragon thighs pull out and rotate down to cover the dragon’s digitigrade hind legs.

I heart him.

Plus, y’know, it helps that he’s yellow and teal.


└ Tags: beast hunters, sinnertwin, twinstrike
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Sunder, Sunset

by David Willis on February 13, 2013 at 8:34 pm
Posted In: Blog

More of those little Data Disk guys are out, and this time they’re Autobots for Blaster!  There’s the usual folks you’d expect, like Ramhorn and the Eject/Rewind twins.  However, rounding out the set of four (since Steeljaw comes with Blaster himself) is a character new to United States toy shelves.  It’s Sunder!

From Kiss Players.

Well, okay, in Kiss Players, we’d translated his name as Sundor, but “Sunder” is an actual English word, so there’s that.  (There’s a non-toy Animated Sunder as well, from the AllSpark Almanac books, which is likely where the name interpretation comes from.)  But yeah, enjoy your Kiss Players homage dude.

And you will enjoy him, because he’s friggin’ beautiful.  I don’t know if my photography captures it exactly, but he’s the most striking use of bright orange,  yellow, red, and gray that I think is humanly possible.  He’s way more striking than the original Sundor, who’s more of a John Boehner orange than glorious day-glo.  I just want to put him in my mouth.  Sunder, not John Boehner.

Y’know, I sought out the original Kiss Players Sundor only because he was orange.  Coincidentally, he came with two other Recordicons, Rosanna and Glit.  I didn’t care so much for them, I just wanted the orange Laserbeak/Buzzsaw guy.  And even then I wouldn’t have bought the three to get Sundor if I hadn’t had BotCon’s clear Classics Mirage to sell to Big Bad Toy Store first.  My budget was only so stretchy for picking up tiny dudes (from Kiss Players) who cost me $50.

But without all that, we never woulda had Shattered Glass Ravage.  

So, uh, thank you BotCon clear Mirage for sucking and Sundor for being orange.

And helloooooo awesome new Sunder.


└ Tags: fall of cybertron, generations, sg ravage, sunder
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Packaging: Discarded

by David Willis on February 11, 2013 at 11:11 pm
Posted In: Blog

MOON BATTLE

So I guess Hasbro is doing this small line of really fancy redecoes and retools in really fancy shiny metallic packaging, called Platinum Edition or whatevs.  The first two are new versions of Energon Optimus Prime and Omega Supreme as their Aligned continuity family selves, and oy, is their big shiny metallic packaging a mixed bag.  I mean, it’s very large and very pretty, but there’s the thing with the box art.  They’re just color-shifted versions of the original box art, which is from deep in the Horrible Dreamwave era.  I love me some Marcelo Matere, what with him being an amazing artist and all, but it looks like he was drawing that Omega Supreme while Pat Lee was strangling him. And so the otherwise very pretty (and huge-ass) box went in the trash.  S’probably a good thing, anyway.  As said, it was huge, and I don’t got storage space for that kinda stuff.  The upcoming Platinum Ultra Magnus packaging (also with Matere art) will be harder to let go. (Have I praised Matere’s Animated artwork enough?  Well, in case I haven’t, it’s amazing.  Just putting that out there, possibly for the 40th time.)

One of these is a cool battleship. The other is half a robot.

Platinum “Year of the Snake” Omega Supreme, as stated earlier, is the Energon Omega Supreme toy.  However, not only is it in more G1-y colors (gray and red and gold) but it also has some major retooling done.  He has both a new head and a new claw arm, both inspired by the War for Cybertron design of the character.  The new claw arm has some articulation, though it’s pretty shallow, but it does what it needs to, which is be a huge claw thing.  The head has a flip up visor so you can see his face better, plus the neck area underneath the head is new so that the head can collapse into it for transformation.  The Energon version of the toy had a Headmaster guy, and so there wasn’t much clearance for a head that wasn’t removable.  No Headmaster guy this time around!  Just Omega Supreme himself.  And so that means there’s some vestigial features, like the little translucent cockpit in one shoulder and the big Headmaster guy-shaped hole in the manning tower. Otherwise, Omega Supreme still transforms by ripping in half.  This process gives you a friggin’ amazing space battleship and a pretty lame claw-armed train.  The battleship is almost worth the price of admission all by itself.  All of the many cannons on the front end are geared together so that if you rotate one, they all rotate together.  Plus it just looks cool.  The claw-armed train thing… is just that.  The claw-arm isn’t even long enough or articulated enough to do anything in this state.  It just grasps the air pointlessly.  Maybe it’s now a cannon and not a claw?  I don’t know.  Either way, it’s not the fun half of the toy.

Energon and Platinum Omega Supreme, mixed and matched

You can shove the train into the ass of the battleship to make a super train thing.  And there’s a bunch of other stuff you can do if you got Platinum “Year of the Snake” Optimus Prime as well, but I don’t.  Also the electronics are no longer there.  The battery cover is now sealed with one of those triangle-headed screws.  Kind of a bummer. Honestly, I think I prefer the original’s colors.  The bright red and yellow with the darker blue was more striking.  This new version’s colors are a lot more dull (like Omega Supreme’s) and I don’t think the translucent yellow parts are particularly attractive.  However, I dumped most of my Energon collection a few years ago except for this guy, so I’m happy to have a version of the toy that can hang out with guys I actually still own.  I’ll probably eBay the old one soon enough. Soon there’s gonna be a guy twice his size.


└ Tags: omega supreme, platinum
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Toy Fair 2013 Transformers stuffs

by David Willis on February 10, 2013 at 3:15 pm
Posted In: Blog

It was a pretty empty Hasbro presentation yesterday due to snowstorms, but the folks who managed to make it got to see a lot of crazy-ass stuff.

Of course, Beast Hunters is ongoing this year.  The highlight for me, beyond the usual “yay, Shockwaves and dragons and Ultra Magnuses” is the retooled Beast Hunters Ratchet.  I was already excited for a possible retool of Ratchet in the style of the other retooled toys, but I didn’t imagine they’d make him friggin’ Dinobot.  Hasbro’s (inadvertently?) made him a mix of two of my favorite characters, and my brain doesn’t know what to do with this.  (In a positive way.)  It’s a Ratchet/Dinobot Fuzor, complete with a rotate blade.  Maybe next year they can take things further and throw some Hot Shot in there too, and we’d have the perfect center of my Favorite Transformers Characters Venn Diagram.

Link: Beast Hunters Deluxes

Link: Beast Hunters Voyagers

Kre-O’s also giving us two more waves of blindpacked Micro-Changers.  That’s 24 more guys!  And there’s folks like Arcee and Cheetor and Guzzle and Lugnut in there.  There’s three more Kreon Combiners as well, with Defensor, Abominus, and Piranacon in wave 2.  I am so glad these guys are so cheap ‘cuz I wannem all.

Link: Kre-O Micro-Changers 1

Link: Kre-O Micro-Changers 2

Link: Kre-O Micro-Changers 3

Later this year,  Hasbro’s beginning to celebrate Transformers’ 30th Anniversary.  The centerpiece of all this is holy cow the largest Transformers toy ever made, no joke.  A new toy of Metroplex clocks in at a few inches taller than 1987′s Fortress Maximus, which was already nearly two feet tall.  The new Metroplex still has both battlestation and city modes, and I really like the direction the new toy has taken these ideas.  The battle station pushes more of an aircraft carrier vibe with a sizable pair of airstrips running down the legs.  That’s way cooler to me than covering up those flat surfaces with giant guns.  And the city mode deals with what I thought was the most annoying thing about Metroplex’s original city mode, which was all of the obstructed street paths.  You can send a car from the garage in Metroplex’s chest all the way out to the tips of his feet.  No big obstructions in the way.  And, of course, the helipad is still there, and Metroplex has electronic lights and speech, and apparently his pupils can look around???  Metroplex is intended to work with Legends Class toys (he comes with a Legends Class Scamper), and in that vein Hasbro is giving us new Legends versions of Optimus, Bumblebee, Megatron, and Starscream.  There’s obviously a whole catalog of older Legends Class and Cyberverse toys as well to fill those ranks.

Link: Metroplex

Link: Generations Legends

In the smaller end of the 30th Anniversary line are a series of Deluxes that are based on the IDW comics.  You know those Spotlight issues that are coming out now?  Those are the issues that will be backed in with these toys, and the titular character gets a toy in the body that’s seen in that issue.  So Orion Pax, Thundercracker, Megatron, Bumblebee, Trailcutter (Trailbreaker), and more are getting this treatment.  And, oh, hey, two new Voyager Triple Changers, Blitzwing and Springer.  Blitzwing’s okay, but Springer is my Best Possible Springer.  He’s based directly on Nick Roche’s design from Last Stand of the Wreckers.  Seriously, dudes!  That’s like the only thing that would make me excited about a new Springer toy, Triple Changer or no.  That shoots him up to the top of my list.  Sorry, Chinese Springer I just bought.  Your helicopter mode is a pretty toy-y gray, but this new guy is friggin’ Nick Roche Springer.

Link: Generations Deluxes

Link: Generations Voyagers


└ Tags: beast hunters, generations, kre-o, toy fair
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