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He’s lost a lot of weight.

by David Willis on December 12, 2012 at 8:02 pm
Posted In: Blog

Starscream is one of the entirely new molds in this wave of Fall of Cybertron toys.  He’s probably one of the most anticipated of the line, as his absence from the War for Cybertron toyline a few years back caused much despair.  But hey,  everyone’s favorite scientist-turned-Seeker-commander is here now.

I am going to blow your mind here:  Starscream’s cockpit turns into his chest, there’s wings on his back, and his legs turn into the rear thrusters.  Oh, hey, and did I mention that he’s got arm-mounted cannons?  Yeah, I know.  Hard to believe.  I’d note how weakly his head hides along the top of the fuselage in jet mode is an innovation, but I think Armada Starscream was the first to debut that technology.  Remember to rotate his head backwards!  That’s how you make a face not be there.

Sarcasm aside, he is a pretty solid toy.  He’s wide and chunky and nothing in his transformation is annoying.  Having no surprises is sometimes its own reward.  This transformation style was figured out loooong ago, in the days of yore.  And he doesn’t have to look like a real jet, so the robot mode can be executed more strongly.

Starscream’s arm cannons can combine into a single double-barreled weapon.  When the two cannons peg together, their gearing interlocks so that when you rotate one set of barrels, the other set rotates as well.  When combined, the weapon looks like the Neutron Assault Rifle from Fall of Cybertron.

While this Starscream is primarily the same dude as Prime Starscream (you can tell because … uh… both their feet are four-pronged thruster heels?), the design is also repurposed as normal ol’ G1 Starscream in the current comic books.  It’s peacetime in these stories, so you gotta lose the arm cannons.  Further cementing the G1 connection is the black helmeted head, which Starscream has in the comic books; Fall of Cybertron Starscream’s helmet is painted blue.


└ Tags: fall of cybertron, generations, starscream
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Reshelled

by David Willis on December 11, 2012 at 10:36 pm
Posted In: Blog

I was about to remark how there’s five whole new dudes in this third wave of Fall of Cybertron figures, but there were five new dudes in the previous wave, too, plus five new dudes in the wave following.  So I guess that’s actually situation normal, and not some weird aberration.  What is still remarkable is the huge-ass new weapons that this wave’s guys have.   Three out of the five are retools of guys from the first wave but with new giant things to tote around.  I presume this is the result of the growing pains the pricepoint has been in for the past tiny bit.  As the pricepoint skips up to $15, Hasbro’s able to shove in more.  The first uses of these molds were on the low-end of the bell curve as far as deluxes go, but now they’re bulked up in mass a bit.

I can’t scoff at the $5 raise.  $15 in Today Money is equal to $10 in Past Money.  Proportionally I’m paying the same amount for these things as I was in 1999.  And in 1999 I was a poor college student who could barely afford Chef Boyardee, so I’m putting this one in the Win column.

It is surprising to me how much I like Sideswipe.  I didn’t hate Jazz or anything, but I seem to like Sideswipe (who Jazz was retooled into) so much more.  I don’t even like Sideswipe much!  Sideswipe is boring!  And I love Jazz.  But Sideswipe just appeals.  Maybe it’s the smoother car mode.  Maybe it’s the colors.  Maybe it’s the large-ass gun.  I dunno.

It’s the exact same transformation as Jazz, but nearly the entire car mode has been reskinned.  I assume all the bumper-to-hood-to-roof-to-spoiler parts were on one moldset, and that’s been swapped out for a different moldset that poops out a different car design.  This is awesome.   I hope to see more retools like this. Sideswipe is retooled to look like his car mode from the game, though Jazz’s transformation gives him a different robot mode.

Sideswipe’s new huge-ass gun is a Path Blaster, a weapon from the game which isn’t nearly this huge.  But I don’t care that it’s oversized, because the Path Blaster is named after the Pathblaster from the Marvel UK stories, which was indeed huge.  And wielded by Roadbuster.  Who’s in the next wave.  The design looks nothing like the old Pathblaster, but I’m still totes giving this thing to Roadbuster when I get him.

The only thing I actively dislike about Sideswipe are his eyes.  I like his new head, but his eyes aren’t so much eyes as they are black gouges on his face.  He looks as if he has expired.  I might try painting them, if there’s anything there to paint and the eyesockets aren’t portals to some cruel dimension of pain.

(My Jazz has the Reprolabels upgrade set, so he may not look just like yours.)


└ Tags: fall of cybertron, generations, jazz, reprolabels, sideswipe
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Primus apotheosis

by David Willis on December 1, 2012 at 8:24 pm
Posted In: Blog

Man, why didn’t this head option for the Inferno mold exist back in 2010?  It’s perfect for Pyro.  Instead, we got Inferno’s head in blue because all of the slots for head retools were used up on other figures in the BotCon 2010 set.  Back then, I figured I’d get home with my set and  immediately tape over the mouth and then paint the tape silver or something.  That mouth had to go, man.  It just did.  But I never got around to doing that.  I’m pretty lazy.

So anyway, now Hot Spot is a thing that exists, and he has a head that’s pretty Pyro-y.  It’s probably more Pyro-y than Hot Spot-y.  And so I waited until our stores started getting piles of Hot Spots and grabbed an extra one to steal a head from.  I got some Cobalt Blue and mixed in a bit of Napoleonic Violet, and apparently that matches Pyro’s blue pretty damn well.

I could have made his faceplate gold or yellow, to match the head this head’s replacing, but I have never ever ever painted yellow or gold without it looking like utter crap.  And so I left him with a silver faceplate, which happily matches the original Pyro toy.  Huzzah.


└ Tags: botcon, kitbash, pyro, wreckers
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One Metamorphin’ Dudicus.

by David Willis on November 18, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Posted In: Blog

Because God loves me, he gave the world a version of Fall of Cybertron Bruticus in Generation 2 colors with Generation 2 symbols in Generation 2 packaging, so that I may buy the hell out of it.  Honestly, I am not super-familiar with Bruticus’s Generation 2 colors — like, before this fall, I probably couldn’t have told you Blast-Off was white or Vortex was blue off-hand — but despite this, this version of these guys is really setting off my happybrains.  And, really, there is a huge deficit in yellow/purple Transformers, so thank you, G2 Onslaught.

Since this guy is G2 colors with G2 symbols in a G2 box, that makes him a new iteration of the original Combaticon characters from the Eighties, rather than an iteration of the new Fall of Cybertron/Aligned characters the first releases of the toy represented.  (Continuity families are a tricky business.)  This means that as a special bonus, even though this is just another set of Combaticons all with the same names and personalities, they still count as separate, different characters in my brain.  These guys’ll go on my G1/G2 shelf, with the San Diego Comic-Con version hanging out with my Aligned/WFC/FOC/Prime guys.

Earthy beigeness be damned, this guy’s way prettier than the original.  Yes, I’m talking about an entity that includes a space shuttle that has purple camo.  Realism doesn’t really enter into my appreciation of this guy.  It’s all tingling nerve endings.  A perfectly visual stimulus, absent from reason.

This guy’s an online exclusive in North America.  He’s sold out at Amazon, which is where I got mine, but Big Bad Toy Store still has some.


└ Tags: bruticus, generation 2
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mix it up

by David Willis on November 11, 2012 at 10:11 pm
Posted In: Blog

This is another one of those cases where I’m absolutely sure I’ve got somebody’s original toy in my basement, but I couldn’t manage to locate it.  But I did manage to find someone almost as good.

TF2010 Highbrow was a movieline toy who came out a few years ago and he transformed into a sweet knock-off of a P-38 Lightning.  He also had an alternate head built into the mold that looked like Ransack, a Generation 2 Decepticon who transformed into a Corsair.  Appropriate enough, right, a potential reuse from one World War II plane to another?

So who knows why Hasbro instead named and colored him like Ransack’s helicopter buddy Powerdive.

(Nevermind why the helicopter was named “Powerdive” to begin with.)

So I found Ransack’s toy, but not Powerdive’s original toy.  But hey, as I said, he kinda fits here anyway.   Enjoy my photo of old Ransack next to new Powerdive.

I passed on Highbrow at the time because I figured that at some point his awesome toy would likely be done as a character I liked better.  And that sort of paid off, considering the whole identity issues here.  Those aside, though, I’m pretty damn happy with this toy. It’s a dark green crazy WWII-ish plane with a shark painted around the cockpit.  Despite being a movie toy, he transforms pretty cleanly, too.  You can untransform his arms so they end in his rotors instead of fists, which I think is a good approximation of his original Rotor Force gimmick.

There’s only two things I don’t like about him.  The first are his stubby forearms.  The second is the specific mechanics of his gimmick.  Now, I love myself button-activated spinning rotors, and this guy has two of them.  However, they’re the kind where if you don’t hold the button down, the rotors stop spinning.  The best spinning rotors you can crank over and over and get them spinning faster, but these are set up to aggravate you.

Other than those two things, I really like him.  If you find him at Toys”R”Us (he’s an exclusive there), I’d snatch him up.  He’s worth it just for the plane mode.


└ Tags: generations, powerdive, transformers
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