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IF THERE WAS ANYTHING I COULD TELL SOMEONE ABOUT SUCCESS.. IT IS TO DO SEX WITH A LADY. A REAL LADY.

WITH LADY PARTS.

I HEAR THEY ARE SOFT.

BUT HERE IS MY PLAN TO DO SEX TO A REAL LADY: 1) FIND A LADY 2) MAKE SURE SHE IS A LADY 3) TELL LADY THAT IT IS FAZ WHO WILL LOVE HER ESPECIALLY HER BOOBS 4) SAY EROTIC THINGS LIKE "I AM FAZ" 5) DO HER IN THE BUTT BECAUSE FAZ IS NOT READY FOR FATHERHOOD 6) TRY NOT TO CALL OUT AMBER'S NAME DURING THE SEX, UNLESS THIS WAS AMBER I WAS HAVING SEX WITH, THEN THIS WAS OKAY 7) ALSO DO NOT CALL OUT NAMES OF MEN

I HAVE WRITTEN A LIST OF MENS NAMES THAT I SHOULD NOT CALL OUT DURING SEX WITH A LADY: JOHN, BUTCH, RICK, DANIEL, RICHARD, CAIN, JEREMIAH, JACK, MAX, JEREMY, DASH, ALSO JON, DAVID, STEPHEN, ALSO STEVEN, TIMOTHY, NOEL, BEN, RONALD, GRAHAM, CHRIS, HOWARD, MATTHEW, DARGON, ALSO DAVE, ALSO BENJAMIN, PETER, DICK, JOHNSON, BRUCE, RANDY, WALLY, CLARK, ARTHUR, SCOTT, JACOB, ALSO JAKE, ALSO RANDALL, ALSO WALLACE, BRIAN, RYAN, JAY, SALVADOR, JASON, ALSO ESTEPHAN, CHRISTOPHE, VICTOR, GEORGE, BUD, CARL, SPIKE, BOB, JACQUES, JAMES, LARRY, XAVIER, WILLIAM, HAYDEN, BILL, ALEX, HUNTER, AND OTTO.

TAYLER MAY BE OKAY BECAUSE IT CAN BE A LADY'S NAME.

HERE IS A PICTURE OF A LADY:

A LADY

SOME DAY I HOPE TO DO SEX TO A LADY JUST LIKE HER.

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HOT MY LADY AMBER HOT

AMBER IS MY ONE TRUE LOVE

SOME DAY I WILL DO SEX ON HER. SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LADY I HAVE EVER SEEN, AND THAT MEANS SHE WILL BE MINE. UNLESS I FIND SOME OTHER GIRL WHO I CAN DO SEX TO FIRST, THEY WILL ALSO BE MINE. (IN THE BUTT) I KNOW AMBER WILL BE MINE BECAUSE SHE IS THE SHORTEST LADY IN THE STORE IN WHICH I WORK. TALL LADIES MAKE FAZ LOOK SHORT. THIS IS NOT ACCEPTIBLE. ALSO SHE HAS BIG BOOBS.

AND SHE REMINDS FAZ OF HIS MOM.

BUT THERE IS ONE OBSTACLE THAT STANDS IN THE WAY OF ME AND MY DESTINED SEX SLAVE AMBER:

I WILL CUT OFF HIS BALLS

MIKE

HE IS A VERY MEAN MAN WHO WILL NOT LET ME FOLLOW AMBER HOME AFTER WORK. VERY SOON I WILL DESTROY HIM, IN A MANNER I HAVE PREDETERMINED: 1) FIND HIS WEAKNESS 2) DESTROY HIM

SO FAR I, THE GREAT FAZ, HAVE DETERMINED A NUMBER OF THINGS ARE NOT HIS WEAKNESSES. PEPPERMINT IS ONE SUCH EXAMPLE. THERE ARE PLENTY MORE, BUT I REMEMBERED PORNOGRAPHY AND SO I HAVE TO GO LOOK AT THE INTERNET. FAZ IS VERY HARD.

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I AM BACK FROM THE INTERNET.

WHY DO THEY PUT PENISES ON SOME OF THE LADIES? FAZ DOES NOT WANT TO BE MADE GAY! SOMETIMES THE LADY PICTURES TRICK ME AND IT IS ACTUALLY A DUDE! FAZ HAS HAD SEX WITH TOO MANY NON-LADIES FOR COMFORT. TO BE SUPER-STRAIGHT, PERHAPS I MUST DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF PUTTING A PENIS IN MY MOUTH, WHICH IS TO VOMIT A PENIS OUT OF MY MOUTH.

OR DO SEX TO A LADY.

ONE OF THESE TWO THINGS.

I WILL SELL THIS DOMAIN FOR FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS.

EMAIL FAZ IF INTERESTED

(FAZ IS STILL NOT TAKING PAYMENT IN THE FORM OF LARGE GOLD CHAINS WITH GIANT CLOCKS).

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