Mike Warner
Mike
Mike is just an asshole. Claim anything else, and you’re reaching. The only time he ever says anything helpful is if it depresses you. He’ll also give you the best sex of your life, if only to withhold more from you thereafter.
He’s got an embarrassing secret (he’s nice when he’s drunk), though, and Amber, after discovering it, extorted boyfriendship out of him to keep it that way. Just as he planned. What he didn’t plan was that Robin would cause a birth control mishap and he’d end up fathering Amber’s child. Now married to Amber, the two and their daughter Donna are running a new Shortpacked! store in Denver.
I’m Batman.
Also, Mike is my favorite.
So mike planned to be blackmailed. interesting.
I once heard that being drunk lowers your inhibitions. I’m wondering if that means Mike’s actually wants to be a nice guy
could y’all imagine what mike’d do if amber’s dad came back?
I want to see that now.
I also support this motion! Plus, it fits quite well with the current story arc, to… her being pregnant and all…. Actually, I’ll go so far as to predict that Willis already plans to do this.
Swear to Cheese and Rice Mike Warner walked into my shop today! Same hair… Same pissy look… Same… Fargin… NAME… Seriously it was on his ACU’s He’s a Sargent. And he likes Miller. (Did I mention we’re an army town)
:/ Why do I feel like having a boyfriend like Mike would be awesome to the power of infinite. I just need to get a job at a toy store, find out about one of my co workers having a second job, catch him while he’s working drunk so he’s positive at work, and blackmail him to be my boyfriend.
If that all actually works I will find Willis and thank him for everything.
note: -__- i’m a girl, just so that all of you who are looking at my username as well as my picture. I am not a Ethan. I AM A AMBER…or Robin.
mike is an asshole. Die assholes die!
Appropriate Gravatar is appropriate.
Frankly I think Mike and Amber are an adorable pairing. He’s an asshole, sure but a sexy one.
Ah, Mike… Yeah, you sure we didn’t know each other in grade school or somethin’?