Mike is just an asshole. Claim anything else, and you’re reaching. The only time he ever says anything helpful is if it depresses you. He’ll also give you the best sex of your life, if only to withhold more from you thereafter.
He’s got an embarrassing secret (he’s nice when he’s drunk), though, and Amber, after discovering it, extorted boyfriendship out of him to keep it that way. Just as he planned. What he didn’t plan was that Robin would cause a birth control mishap and he’d end up fathering Amber’s child. Now married to Amber, the two and their daughter Donna are running a new Shortpacked! store in Denver.