Here's the Lucky Charms box mentioned in Friday's Shortpacked!. Every time I go to Target, there this is on the endcap, freaking me the Hell out. What is Lucky doing? Why is he laughing maniacally? Why are his fingers grasping the air like he's Doctor Doom? Why the hell is he lit from below? Okay, yes, we get it, the cereal is so magical that it's its own light source. But, dude, General Mills, just step back a bit and realize that it makes it look like your cereal mascot is on the strongest fucking drug imaginable. Seriously. He is going to hack me open with a chainsaw. I will die by his hands.
Oh, by the way, today is Maggie's birthday. Wish her a happy one!