Before my Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus shipped, we got word that TakaraTomy over in Japan was doing their own Magnus, and it was going to have a bunch of additional paint applications I probably would have done myself (but badly). In fact, it basically looked perfect. It had the red legs I prefer my Ultra Magnuses have (a detail from the original toy and the first "season" of More Than Meets The Eye), it painted blue across the pelvis and parts of the shins instead of leaving them bare... there was not a lot to argue with. It would have to be mine, saving me a lot of time painting my own toy.
But there was one snag.
It didn't come with Minimus Ambus! Japan doesn't *really* get IDW comics over there, even though they're still very popular amongst Japanese fans, and so Minimus Ambus is not really a thing for them. Instead, TakaraTomy decided to deco up Minimus Ambus as... Alpha Trion, the other bearded Autobot guy in the mythos. And I guess he pilots Ultra Magnus now for some reason! Who knows! There's a two-page comic included, but I am monolingual.
This is a fun contradiction, in that while Japan's Ultra Magnus is specifically detailed like his MTMTE "season one" IDW comic appearances, he does not come with Minimus Ambus, which is definitely a dealbreaker for me.
Do I get the perfect Magnus or do I get the pretty-good Magnus who comes with Minimus Ambus?
I decided to mix and match and get the best of both worlds! My second Magnus is now here, and I've gifted him the first Magnus's Minimus Ambus, plus all the first Magnus's accessories, so that he gets to have his assembled hammer weapon at the same time as his shoulder missiles and rifles. (one becomes the other, otherwise) I have my cake, I'm eating it, I'm living the motherfuckin' Magnus dream.
While American Magnus is in the 1986 Ultra Magnus colors (minus the important-to-me red thighs), with a tealer blue and a milkier white, Japanese Magnus is a darker blue and bleachier white that looks more like the colors from the original cartoon. His rifles are now white instead of black. In car carrier mode, his trailer is almost entirely blue, which is truer to the original cartoon's model, rather than the patchwork red and blue of the original toy's. That I'm sort of lukewarm on, but it's a very weak personal preference as to be negligible.
And now I have this spare tiny Alpha Trion to hang out with my other tiny toys! Maybe he can say hello to The Fallen. "Hey, in some continuities, we're brothers!" he'll say. And The Fallen will be like "I wish I were on fire, why aren't I on fire anymore."
But I ramble.
Yay, Poison Ivy! She was held back for a few months when DC Collectibles, an actual professional toy company, learned that, oh, hey, you guys are saying that translucent plastic painted over isn't exactly sturdy and it kind of crumbles and breaks really easily? It's like NASA learning our Moon isn't a star. You guys should know this!
But still, they re-engineered her to not have translucent plastic, and here she is, finally! I was looking forward to her second-most, out of all the BTAS/TNBA toys, because I love me some TNBA Poison Ivy. The color palette, man. I don't understand why Poison Ivy isn't always just, y'know, green. She was in the comics for a while, but the New 52 made her peachy again. Boo! GREEN. GIVE ME GREEN. And this bright minty green is the best.
Poison Ivy comes with the same kinda stand everyone else does, with her model sheet printed on the face of it, plus two sets of extra hands and three various beakers and flasks. She... might be able to hold one of them? The holdy-hands -- or at least the ones that look holdy -- don't really look large enough to fit around the neck of the bottles, and I'm not gonna force it. So let's just imagine what that would look like. In addition to the holdy hands, she has fists and the open-palm hands she comes packaged with. I wish she had some open-palm hands with her fingers splayed open more. I want her to be, like, orchestrating planet growth with her mind or whatever she does. The normal open-palm hands kinda manage a little, but it's not quite there.
Poison Ivy's head is huge! I mean, this is on model. Bruce Timm lady heads are huge. But still. It's a little more obvious in 3D.
Anyway, I love her. Even though her articulation's a little shallow. She's my problematic fave.
There's not many Transformers like Sideways! Who could forget that canny servant of Unicron, that crossfactional manipulator who worked both sides against the other in pursuit of his mysterious, personal goals? The way he'd judge you, piercingly, through that glowing slit of a mouthless face, and laugh. And so visually distinctive, with his purple and his yellow and his black, all wrapped around his menacing two-wheeled vehicle mode. And his multiple little helper guys! Who could forget those dudes? And just when you think he's dead, he comes back, more powerful than ever, resurrected through seemingly supernatural forces.
Sideways is definitely one of a kind.
And this is definitely Timelines Sideways, one of this year's Transformers Figure Subscription Service toys! A year ago, we threw a truckload of money down, and then this year, every month for six months we get a different guy in the mail. And, man, have I been waiting for Sideways. A lot of detail has gone into turning the Junkion Scrapheap into our favorite twotiming jerkwad, from flawlessly replicating the iconic yellow-stripes-on-purple decor to including his two Mini-Con friends!
It's a toy that's just so amazingly striking. That bright green he has is so piercing it looks like it might be glow-in-the-dark, but though it is sadly not, it's meserizing all the same. And there's so much paint on him, between the stripes, and the trim, and the little details on his face, and the color choices all just come together so well. I mean, it's hard to go wrong with these colors. It's definitely the best use of the Junkion toy so far. And for what a great character!
The Junkion toy is kind of fiddly, though, so he might not be so fun to put back into vehicle mode. Since their robot modes are designed to ride another of themselves in vehicle mode, the desire to switch them back and forth and have fun with them riding each other is great, but the toy's a little too complicated to facilitate that easily, and so it can be frustrating. (But Sideways doesn't need to ride a Junkion, I guess, so I'm not sure why I'm going off on this tangent.)
He makes me wish I'd picked up the new Combiner Wars (noncombining) Leader Armada Megatron, so I could have Complete Armada Character Reimagining Power! But, honestly, I'd just want it for a group shot to photograph and then put it away forever, so eh. The original Armada Megatron is better.
This Sideways, though, is definitely an improvement.
I've probably mentioned it in this blog before, but when I was a kid, I designed a Transformers combiner. Powermaster Optimus Prime and Pretender Classics had just happened, and I noticed that we were starting to get old guys (Bumblebee, Jazz, Grimlock, Starscream) redone as new toys with current gimmicks, and I hatched a plan to get me other new toys of guys I wanted years earlier but never got toys of. And so, using allll the creativity that a ten-year-old can muster, I designed a Transformers gestalt guy made of Ratchet, Ironhide, Prowl, and Wheejack with Optimus Prime as a torso. It was very creative. So wow.
Anyway, twenty-five years later, the dream is nearly being realized. I've got my Ironhide and Prowl, Wheeljack's coming, and there's some art of a possible Ratchet that leaked, and of course there's Optimus Prime. I am so into this. I want everyone to be a combiner. I want to rebuy my entire Transformers collection as combiner limbs and torsos. Combiner Wars is the shit.
Anyway, all these new limbs here (Ironhide, Sunstreaker, Prowl, and Mirage) are retools of the Stunticons. Ironhide was Offroad, Sunstreaker was Breakdown, Prowl was Dead End (well, okay, he's a retool of Streetwise who's a retool of Dead End), and Mirage was Drag Strip. They all get new heads. They're officially supposed to combine with "Battle Core Optimus," a white redeco of the first wave Optimus Prime torso with a new also-Optimus-Prime head retool, but I'm cool with the first wave Optimus Prime I already have. My childhood combiner guy didn't have a white redeco of Prime in it. Also Legends Class Rodimus forms the chest armor. Sort of. He likes to not stay on so well.
My favorite of the four is Sunstreaker, since his toy incorporates the big fist/foot/cannon accessory into the robot mode itself. Plus Sunstreaker's yellow, and you know me and my yellow.
One thing I don't like is how the fist/foot/cannon accessory on each of these guys is split up between silver-painted plastic and silver plastic. Some of the plastic in these toys are nylon for structural integrity reasons, and nylon won't take factory paint, but it still makes the weapon modes of each toy look even less cohesive than before, like a piece of gun with some fingers in it. It's just more conspicuous. Which, again, is why I'm happiest with Sunstreaker, who can peg his fist/foot/cannon accessory onto his back.
I've seem some folks complain that we're getting new toys of these four guys when we already have toys of them. Well, maybe you do! Those toys came out in 2008! That was a while ago! And, like my childhood self, sometimes you don't get to get everything you want during the first pass, so second chances are nice. And it's even better if these second chances combine into a larger robot.
Now where's my Wheeljack and my Ratchet?
Entertainment Earth had an exclusive set of the pair (plus a fold-together version of the Weekend Update set) on sale at SDCC this year, and I'm not really sure there's anything more I could have wanted. (well, okay, maybe to-scale castmembers from both 30 Rock and Parks & Rec) Each of them has four points of articulation -- shoulders and hips -- and is ... I'd say probably original GIJoe:Real American Hero scale? Old Snake there outsizes them by a bit, but modern GIJoes are relatively huge. Amy Poehler's likeness is uncanny, while Tina Fey's is a little weird. It's probably the glasses. It's hard to sculpt glasses on something that small and not have it look off.
They sit on my VCR/Blu-Ray shelf, and I was dumb and took this photo at night when the light's kinda crummy. Every day I'm like "I'm gonna photograph these guys before it gets dark!" and then every day it gets dark and then it's a month passed and NO MORE GOD DAMMIT, HERE THEY ARE.