It's Tankor! Well, the other Tankor. The Windblade comic book is currently milking the fact that there's two guys named Tankor hanging around, and their peers have -- without their knowledge -- labeled them "tall Tankor" and "fat Tankor." Well, let's hope that at some point nobody has to play a game of Dungeons and Dragons to save fat Tankor's life, huh?
"Squat Tankor" would be a better description, I think. This is one of those "conservation of toy mass" things that resulted in us getting really short Bulkhead and Lugnut toys back in Animated. Tankor here was presented as a super-massive large-ass dude in Beast Machines, and so if you want to find some Beast Machines Maximals remotely to scale with this guy, maybe try the McDonald's Happy Meal figures.
The robot mode makes me super happy! It's an amazing Tankor robot mode, both in regards to cartoon accuracy and in fun. He's just this wide slab of awesome. I love his stubby back-canted tread legs and his large meaty arms. (his forearms could stand to be more meaty, but they wouldn't fit during transformation if they were any thicker) He's got a missile launcher (the pressure-release kind the old Cyberjets had) that operates if you pull back on the cannon barrel. Or ditch the missile. It's kind of dopey-looking.
Transformation is pretty easy. You pile his arms into each other, fold his torso down, and peg his legs into his crotch. It's not terribly accurate to his Beast Machines cartoon tank mode, but that thing transformed via magic anyway, so it's not very surprising. The robot mode head ends up on top, and that's really the most important thing.
I very much like him! Especially since he's showing up in Windblade's comic these days. I think of the toy as that guy more than the Beast Machines guy.
He comes with a comic. Its pages are insanely out of order. Yikes.
Transmutate is a heroic character. She has trouble reading facial expressions, but that doesn't mean she lacks compassion. She has a strong sense of right and wrong, and she believes in justice and making things equal for all. But her lack of empathy makes achieving her goals difficult, and it gets her into trouble. Yet she perseveres despite all odds.
Transmutate is a redeco of First Edition Transformers Prime Arcee. She's in teal and a silvery gold plastic color that really likes to photograph an ugly brown. (I have done some color nudging in Photoshop.) The colors look pretty nice in person, especially with the translucent red accents to set off the neutralness of the teal and gold. The toy's face has a smile sculpted on it, which is pleasant, but Transmutate's face is usually expressionless, so that feels a little odd in context with the character. She's exclusive to the Transformers' Collectors Club, and so she comes in a medium-sized presentation box with cut-outs in the foam inside for both her and Rampage, who is the club's free-with-subscription figure this year and arrives separately.
I like the toy a lot for what it represents -- a kind of character we don't get much of, in Transformers or otherwise. At least not the nondisposable kind. She makes me happy.
A few years ago, Tailgate was just that guy with the tech spec that was about how he's some wacky dude who believed all machines were sentient beings and talked to them as if it were true. I mean, it's a fun Budiansky-esque concept, but it's funny how quickly such things are buried under the waves of Actual Longterm Characterization.
In the More Than Meets The Eye ongoing comic book, Tailgate's naivete is taken in another direction. He is technically about two-weeks old when we first meet him, even though he fell in a hole and slept in it for several million years until the present day. So he doesn't know about the Autobot/Decepticon war, he doesn't know that he shouldn't go make friends with Cyclonus, he doesn't even know who Optimus Prime is, and he doesn't know not to let Swerve start rambling at him, though he picked up on that one pretty quickly.
All this is why I am overjoyed that Generations Tailgate (like Swerve before him) is based on his Nick Roche (I believe) design from More Than Meets The Eye. Sure, he's white in places where he should be blue and vice versa, and he transforms into an Earth car instead of a Cybertronian one, but he's definitely that little adorable design. And so I neeeeeeeeeeeded him. I especially needed him back in like December when we thought he'd be out already and so I drew him into a Dumbing of Age strip, fully expecting him to have hit retail by the time my buffer got eaten up to that far. For the longest time, the most unrealistic thing about Amazi-Girl was that she owned a Tailgate toy. Well, no longer! He's out, both at online stores and in United States brick-and-mortar stores as of a few days ago.
Tailgate is more complicated than he looks. He's definitely still a Legends Class-sized guy,
with the lack of a rotating neck joint -- NOPE IT MOVES HOORAY just from lower than you'd think -- and otherwise simplified articulation, but his torso does all sorts of crazy things. The easist way to lampshade it is by pointing out that his exhaust pipes, which stick out the back of his vehicle mode, are placed in the middle of his robot mode torso. You pull half of his torso down, pull the rest of his torso up, and then try to wrap stuff together to form a car. Not bad for a Tailgate toy, considering the original required only that you fold his legs down.
He comes with Micromaster partner named Groundbuster, based on the original Neutro troy. He's there. He makes some sort of weird claw thing. I suppose a weird claw thing is useful if you're a waste disposal guy like Tailgate, so sure, whatevs.
(This review uses male pronouns, but it's distinctly possible that the jury is still out on that.)
Way back in the first live action Transformers film, near/during the climax, the AllSpark started going nuts and bringing life to ordinary machines, making new Transformers life. (New, expendable Transformers life.) One of these guys was born from a Mountain Dew pop machine. He'd later get his name from a fan who shouted out "Dispensor!" at Hasbro panel after they'd asked for suggestions. (Hi, Susp.) Anyway, he's got kind of a cult following and even got a little Robot Heroes figure.
But TakaraTomy was all "Dudes, that is not enough," and for their "Movie Advanced" Age of Extinction toyline, they grabbed Payload, who was an armored money truck from the first filme's toyline, gave him a new head and arm attachment, and dubbed him Dispensor the pop delivery truck. We first got word of this being a thing that would happen from a really super-fake reading list of toy solicitations. I mean, why the hell would TakaraTomy make a new Dispensor and spend money retooling an older toy to do so? It'd be insane! List must be fake.
Ha ha ha.
Instead, no, this world's gods are benevolent, and he is real. Payload, who he's retooled from, is a toy I personally haven't owned, so the toy itself is new to me. Back in 2007, Payload was one of the generics from the accompanying licensed video game. His most distinguishing feature in robot mode was his single-lensed camera head, shared with the other kinds of generics, so replacing it with a new head really makes this version of the toy stand out as his own guy. The new arm attachment is nice, as well, since Dispensor's most distinguishable feature was his arm which fired pop cans. It pegs over a forearm (if you don't transform out the hand) or pegs into either side of the vehicle mode.
Same as with Payload, Dispensor's secondary gimmick (after transformation) is the large claw that emerges from his chest. When not emerging, it sticks about half a foot out the back of him. This makes his robot mode a little back heavy, and you have to pose him leaning over forwards a little to accommodate this.
A pop machine is painted on the top of the truck. You could stand the truck up on end to pretend he's a pop machine, but the thick rear bumper kind of gets in the way of doing this. Instead of saying "Mountain Dew" like it did in the film, he instead has Mountain Dew-esque logos on him which read "Mood Wiplash," a misspelled name of an alcoholic Transformers drink from the More Than Meets The Eye ongoing comic book series.
Yes, that's right, I said "pop" all those times and not "soda." I'm from the midwest. Eat it!
Dinobots! I don't care what your opinions of the Michael Bay movies are, they're giving us Dinobot toys now, and so that means they have now been totally justified forever. Emotionally shallow? Dinobots! Annoyingly jingoistic? Dinobots! Frequent racist undertones? .... Dinobots....?
Well anyway, here's Scorn. He's a new Dinobot, a spinosaurus, and he has a new name. And it's a pretty good new name! It's a one-syllable word that starts with S, so it's off to a great start by fitting the existing pattern, but the actual name is, y'know, Scorn, which is pretty awesome in itself.
Presuming he's in the film, he likely won't be this bright red and orange the toy is, which is too bad. I mean, I understand why the toy is bright colors -- Hasbro has a job to do, and that job is to sell attractive-looking toys to children. And, well, a span of like seven solid gray dinosaurs doesn't seem all that exciting on pegs. Or in the movie, really, but oh well. I've stopped caring about movie accuracy. Give me a red and orange guy.
Hasbro reps said at Toy Fair that the Dinobots transform in the movie, but to be honest, Scorn's robot mode doesn't really feel like it. Other than the vestigial teeth on his hips, he doesn't feel like he's got the fake altmode kibble on him that most movie designs do. He transforms more like someone designed from the ground up by Hasbro than an ILM design. You know, kinda Beast Wars traditional-style, with the head hand and the tail hand. His head is also kind of simple -- all of the non-Grimlock Dinobots have pretty simple helmeted heads, none of which feel particularly movie-y. But this is a new trilogy with a new artistic direction (everyone else has pretty humanoid faces now rather than being all monstery) so who knows.
All this said, Scorn is pretty awesome. He's easily the best Dinobot of the three that came out at launch. He also feels more massive than his wavemate Slug (the Triceratops). Though they're both roughly the same height in robot mode, Scorn is way larger in beast mode. He's also got a pretty well-articulated head and neck, with desired joints in the dino legs and shoulders as well. He's a great spinosaurus. He's probably the best toy of the first wave.