The tags say otherwise, Willis. The tags say otherwise.
Maybe Jonathan is his middle name?
Megazord Jonathan Willis.
Or maybe he should be taking Joels last name.
Megazord Jonathan Watson.
Or Mega Jon Watson, as we like to call him.
Willis is the father though so that would be Megazord Jonathan Willis, though you could always go full on family name and called him Megaord Jonathan Willis-Watson. Though my experience with folks who have two family is that they either end up communists or being a leading cause of urban sprawl.
But this child was conceived in the heat of passion! He’s illegitimate, so he takes the man-mom’s name.
spider-man loves megazord
You really have to enunciate so Spidey doesn’t mishear you through the mask and think you’re talking about Megatron, though. He’s not nearly as fond of him.
It’s true! Whenever he’s not driving his flying car or shooting up villains with a machine gun, Spider-man is all about some Megazord. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-PQ2ws3fQQ
That’s a chocolate covered acid trip if I’ve ever had one.
Spiderman with a MP – now I’ve seen everything.
I think you mean Spidey-ock
As a newish mom (3.5mo old), this has me laughing much more than I think it should. It’s just the way that you’re holding the baby in the last panel. My husband holds our kid like that and pretends he’s Simba from the Lion King.
My psychic powers tell me that someone will try to suckle at Joel’s man-tits as a direct result of this comic…
As opposed to all those other incidents that happened independently of the comic.
I’d say you need to get new readers, but I rather like these guys.
All I got were these watermelon mojitos and this t-shirt.
What’S the receipe for Watermelon Mojito??
Squeeze one Joel Watson boob over ice in a tall glass, then enjoy.
With that image in my head, I can never enjoy anything ever again.
It’s all good. Babies love watermelon mojitos. That’s why they’re watermelon. All fruity for baby consumption.
Gotta cut them off early, though. Babies can’t hold their liquor for shit.
To be fair, babies can’t hold their shit for shit, either.
Shit for liquor, maybe?
Joel could so make a fortune as a bartender in San Fran.
Go East, Joel! Find your fortune in man-bewby brewed drinks!
And God speed.
And today on “David Willis draws your weird creepy dreams”…
… Ok.. Not sure how to respond to this one.
Am I the only one who’s thinking this might be Willis’ version of Joyce’s Freudian dream?
Just so you know, when the wives go off by themselves, they compare their respective husband’s penis sizes. Then they critique technique.
Probably always good for a laugh.
So that’s why they end up crying!
First I missed the comma after Jonathan and thought Willis was saying that the baby’s name is “Jonathan Asshole”.
Then I thought “Get a Gravatar” said “Get a Gender”.
I think I should just go to bed for the next… 24 hours or so.
NAME — Get a Gravatar
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