Shortpacked! by David Willis

Discussion (33) ¬

1. 
   Regalli

   December 26, 2012 at 6:35 pm | # | Reply

   The tags say otherwise, Willis. The tags say otherwise.

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     Lukkai

     December 26, 2012 at 7:09 pm | # | Reply

     Maybe Jonathan is his middle name?

     Megazord Jonathan Willis.

     Or maybe he should be taking Joels last name.

     Megazord Jonathan Watson.
     Or Mega Jon Watson, as we like to call him.

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       Undrave

       December 27, 2012 at 12:59 am | # | Reply

       Willis is the father though so that would be Megazord Jonathan Willis, though you could always go full on family name and called him Megaord Jonathan Willis-Watson. Though my experience with folks who have two family is that they either end up communists or being a leading cause of urban sprawl.

       • 
         KingStarscream

         December 27, 2012 at 1:15 pm | # | Reply

         But this child was conceived in the heat of passion! He’s illegitimate, so he takes the man-mom’s name.
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       I named my son akira

       December 27, 2012 at 3:45 pm | # | Reply

       Mega Watt!
2. 
   mistergray

   December 26, 2012 at 7:29 pm | # | Reply

   MJWATSON!!!!!!!

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     David Willis

     December 26, 2012 at 7:47 pm | # | Reply

     spider-man loves megazord

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       Rex Hondo

       December 27, 2012 at 3:26 am | # | Reply

       You really have to enunciate so Spidey doesn’t mishear you through the mask and think you’re talking about Megatron, though. He’s not nearly as fond of him.
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       Kurai Seraphim

       December 27, 2012 at 3:51 am | # | Reply

       It’s true! Whenever he’s not driving his flying car or shooting up villains with a machine gun, Spider-man is all about some Megazord. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-PQ2ws3fQQ

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         Boom

         December 27, 2012 at 5:29 am | # | Reply

         wtf.jpg
       • 
         Dr. Z

         December 27, 2012 at 7:40 am | # | Reply

         WoW.

         That’s a chocolate covered acid trip if I’ve ever had one.
       • 
         Drunken Nordmann

         December 27, 2012 at 9:37 pm | # | Reply

         Spiderman with a MP – now I’ve seen everything.
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       James

       December 27, 2012 at 11:28 pm | # | Reply

       I think you mean Spidey-ock
3. 
   Mystrana

   December 26, 2012 at 8:02 pm | # | Reply

   As a newish mom (3.5mo old), this has me laughing much more than I think it should. It’s just the way that you’re holding the baby in the last panel. My husband holds our kid like that and pretends he’s Simba from the Lion King.
4. 
   Guru G.

   December 26, 2012 at 9:17 pm | # | Reply

   My psychic powers tell me that someone will try to suckle at Joel’s man-tits as a direct result of this comic…

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     nothri

     December 26, 2012 at 11:13 pm | # | Reply

     As opposed to all those other incidents that happened independently of the comic.
5. 
   Uncle Rylon

   December 26, 2012 at 10:03 pm | # | Reply

   I’d say you need to get new readers, but I rather like these guys.
6. 
   Wonder Wig

   December 27, 2012 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

   All I got were these watermelon mojitos and this t-shirt.
7. 
   Undrave

   December 27, 2012 at 1:00 am | # | Reply

   What’S the receipe for Watermelon Mojito??

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     Rex Hondo

     December 27, 2012 at 1:43 am | # | Reply

     Squeeze one Joel Watson boob over ice in a tall glass, then enjoy.

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       CWR

       December 28, 2012 at 5:26 am | # | Reply

       With that image in my head, I can never enjoy anything ever again.
8. 
   someguywithakatana

   December 27, 2012 at 3:08 am | # | Reply

   It’s all good. Babies love watermelon mojitos. That’s why they’re watermelon. All fruity for baby consumption.

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     Rex Hondo

     December 27, 2012 at 3:24 am | # | Reply

     Gotta cut them off early, though. Babies can’t hold their liquor for shit.

     • 
       Mal

       December 27, 2012 at 10:29 am | # | Reply

       To be fair, babies can’t hold their shit for shit, either.

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         CWR

         December 28, 2012 at 5:27 am | # | Reply

         Shit for liquor, maybe?
9. 
   Dr. Z

   December 27, 2012 at 7:30 am | # | Reply

   Man.

   Joel could so make a fortune as a bartender in San Fran.

   Go East, Joel! Find your fortune in man-bewby brewed drinks!

   And God speed.
10. 
    Bekah

    December 27, 2012 at 7:47 am | # | Reply

    And today on “David Willis draws your weird creepy dreams”…
11. 
    Jason Canty

    December 27, 2012 at 11:38 am | # | Reply

    … Ok.. Not sure how to respond to this one.
12. 
    KingStarscream

    December 27, 2012 at 1:18 pm | # | Reply

    Am I the only one who’s thinking this might be Willis’ version of Joyce’s Freudian dream?
13. 
    Roborat

    December 27, 2012 at 2:59 pm | # | Reply

    Just so you know, when the wives go off by themselves, they compare their respective husband’s penis sizes. Then they critique technique.

    • 
      Lukkai

      December 27, 2012 at 9:13 pm | # | Reply

      Probably always good for a laugh.

      • 
        CWR

        December 28, 2012 at 5:28 am | # | Reply

        So that’s why they end up crying!
14. 
    Breeze

    December 29, 2012 at 10:26 pm | # | Reply

    First I missed the comma after Jonathan and thought Willis was saying that the baby’s name is “Jonathan Asshole”.

    Then I thought “Get a Gravatar” said “Get a Gender”.

    I think I should just go to bed for the next… 24 hours or so.