Shortpacked! by David Willis
Toys are serious business.
Convention appearances:
Calgary Expo Calgary, AB: April 26-28
Phoenix Comicon Phoenix, AZ: May 23-26, 2013
BotCon San Diego, CA: June 28-30
San Diego Comic-Con San Diego, CA: July 18-21
SPX Bethesda, MD: September 14-15
Phoenix Comicon Phoenix, AZ: May 23-26, 2013
BotCon San Diego, CA: June 28-30
San Diego Comic-Con San Diego, CA: July 18-21
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Templar, AZ
The Transformers Wiki
Hail to the Slash
80 page GIANT
Axe Cop
The Book of Biff
Butt-Taco
Comics Curmudgeon
College Roomies from Hell!!!
Diesel Sweeties
Dinosaur Comics
Dr. McNinja
Dresden Codak
Fans!
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Legend of Bill
Medium Large
Not Invented Here
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Questionable Content
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Justifiable homicide =p
IF YOU ACT LIKE A TROLL, PREPARE TO PAY THE TOLL.
YOU GOTTA PAY THE TROLL TOLL TO GET INTO THE BOY’S ‘OLE
AND IF WE DON’T GET NO TROLLS, THEN WE DON’T EAT NO ROLLS.
It’s very fascinating, but I’m afraid I’m going to have to hurt you.
Look I’m on the east bank, on the west bank.
It’s not that critical.
It’s the principal of the thing.
Did you just say “Abe Lincoln”?
I’m…guessing. I guess there’s no one coming.
CONFOUND YOUR TOLL, TROLL
OH FOL DE OL ROL
I think we’re gonna need some context…
I kid, of course: the phrase ‘dime a dozen’ is especially apt here.
Context is for the weak.
Eh…I do not need any context here. It is apparent what happened.
George Takei?
Batman should not be using the Bat-computer to go on Reddit.
Haha YES
He should only go on Bat-Reddit.
Is batman a social justice blogger now?
The only social justice blogger in the bat-universe is Ra’s Al Ghul.
Today John Campbell, tomorrow the world!
I believe you have forgotten ANARKY.
*pushesglassesupnose*
Everybody else has.
I thought Alan Grant turned him Libertarian, last I checked…
Is that pronounced An-arky, or An-arky?
Alfred knows just what to say.
Oh, internet.
I’m seeing shades of the ending to “Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back” here.
The fuck is the Internet?
The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about toys and share Batman jokes with one another.
And upload cat videos. You mustn’t forget the cat videos.
Some people just want…whatevs.
Batman, just killed a man
Put his hands around his neck
Trolled a forum, now he’s dead
Batman, life had just begun
But then that idiot went and threw it all away
Oh BATMAN!!!! Oooo~Ooo~Ooooh. Didn’t mean to…
—well, actually he did.
Oh god, that pronoun-antecedent clusterfuck!
Killing internet trolls doesn’t count as murder so long as the deed is done by Batman’s bare hands or someone who uses batman bear hands.
http://i.imgur.com/CxwQU.jpg
Batman bear hands, eh?
Exactly That!
Was it Daniel Tosh? Because that really seems more like a service to humanity.
I approve of this mindset and your avatar
See, you think it’s funny because most trolls here demand Willis return to Batman jokes whenever he does any social commentary — but really the joke is most of those trolls are now banned and can’t say things anymore.
Well, that and I now fear Willis is actually murdering them.
…which part of me can actually get behind…
It’s impossible to really ban someone. They could always just come back with an alternate username. So the fact that most of them haven’t clearly indicates that Willis is going around murdering them. Some form of civic award might be in order.
The other possibility is that they learned they aren’t wanted and just decided to stay away, or decided to try harder to get along with others.
Psycho-cartoonist is way more plausible, however.
Well there’s that guy who got angry when he was banned instead of just making a new account. Maybe Willis is actually a wizard, and doesn’t ban them with the internet, but with magic.
Nah, Willis did , but to his own site instead of youtube.
Willis should go all Cry For Justice and just start killing people who might become internet trolls before they start talking about how smaller elevator call buttons are a form of institutionalized misandry.
I am so sad that I can’t tell if that’s hyperbole anymore.
I believe the proper title was “Gay for Justice.”
The other thing I hate is anyone who starts their 2 cents with “Well, I don’t really care about this issue in the slightest, BUUUUUUUT…”
Well, I don’t really care about this issue in the slightest, BUUUUUUUT…
I agree.
im not a racist or anything but… SLURSLURSLURSLURIGNORANCESLURSLUR
You raise an interesting point but
HATEVITRIOLASSUMPTIONTHATEVERYONESHARESMYBIASES.
Now, now. Let’s all remember that
SILENTMAJORITYHITLERCOMPARISONSLOGICALFALLACYALLOFYOUARENAZIS
Now, I don’t know all that much about this, but in my opinion…
MASSIVELYIGNORANTSTATEMENTTHATHASBEENSUCCESSFULLYREFUTEDHUNDREDSOFTIMESOVERTHEPASTDECADE
I have a coworker. Who does this. All the time. Especially when it’s something I’ve said. And that’s when I just stop responding to the emails because there is absolutely no way it can end well.
Yes. Once they lapse. Into William Shatner. Impersonations. It can’t end well.
Reading this in either Adam West’s voice or Kevin Conroy’s voice causes it to be a hundred times funnier to me
No one messes with Adam We.
Oh cripe, now I’ll see Adam West when I…er, nm.
Be sure not to get the actual devils advocates stuck in the crossfire.
Devil already has plenty of advocates, without ‘well meaning’ dudes playing along. Leave the advocating to the people who actually believe the crap they spout.
Oddly enough it’s probably preferable to destroying this one troll’s life by having sex with his mother… and no this was not something Mike was involved with.
Batman charges a dime.
So THAT’S how the Wayne family fortune was made.
Damn you iiZii Rider 69!!!
Damn, you beat me to it!! XD
Menage a 3.
Best troll response ever.
Trolls don’t count as people.
Funny how saying that can easily be seen as trolling, isn’t it.
Unless they’re corporations.
Only trolls deal in absolutes!
Oh are you absolute about that?
Absolutely not!
“I hope Batman kills you” has to be one of the meanest things anyone can say to anyone else.
Why do people think that it’s clever to show off how unintelligent they truly are? I’m with you on this one Bru… Bats.
Is it in response to a recent discussion you had on the web?
erm, have i missed something, how come mikes not on the cast picy anymore?
Because he and Amber aren’t in the main cast anymore. They’re moving away, remember?
http://www.shortpacked.com/2012/comic/book-14/05-merger-and-restructuring/moving/
lucy needs a Lucy avatar.
Hmmp this was done better in Wolverine and the REAL X-men last week.
way to be orgi *ACK* *Choke* *death girgle*
………I’m Batman……
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3845075/Call-of-Duty-dad-46-chokes-lad-who-killed-him-online.html
Holy cow, that’s my hometown. How did this happen a few streets away and I didn’t know?!
Oooo can we send Batman to the US congress and presidential debates next???
Another preachy, hostile comic to show us that despite Willis cutting off the line of religion to his childhood, the hooks of that culture remain deep within.
Said the nitpicker, in a preachy and hostile manner. And lo, did all who read his comment learn something about the value of self-awareness, that day.
C’mon, you’ve got to let the line lay out for at least 1 or 2 comments before reeling it in…
No, no, no. You see, ze’s just trying to provoke a reaction.
So, how recently did you resort to this defense?
Clearly it was as soon as he chewed ‘bacca.
Do you understand that your comment doesn’t actually make sense when you break it down?
What.
Somehow I knew this comic would evoke this type of reaction. Someone is offended by the writers casual flippancy, expounds upon his belief and is then mobbed by several others in what they believe is defense of said author. Merrrrr~
Uh, what? He’s talking about Internet trolls, like you… Ah. I see what you did there.
Holy overreactions, Batman!
Nice knowing you, dude.
Well, no. But it’s not polite to speak ill of the soon to be recently deceased.
With a comic like this one, the bar for Poe’s Law to kick in is set at ground level.
Cool story bro
So, he killed a politician ?
This is really why Batman is considered a superhero.
Tangentially, I’m drunk and typed “superherp” at first.
Everybody understands you, Batman. We are with you.
*Applause*
I know it’s for clarity, but I still find it funny Batman found it necessary it was him who was calling.
It could have been Robin calling, I suppose… but I don’t see Batman ever missing a chance to say “I’m Batman.”
Could be Robin, Nightwing, or Red Robin without stretching anything. Could also be Red Hood, Batgirl, Batwing, Knight, Squire, Dark Ranger, Nightrunner, Mr Nobody, Man of Bats, Red Raven, El Gaucho, or any number of other allies and semi-allies, if they’re in deep doody.
There’s a Mike-like dinosaur in the background. A Mikosaur.
I was wondering, did nobody else notice the velociraptor in the background??
have you guys never seen the batcave before
I’ve seen a bunch of Batcaves. I haven’t been keeping up with the newer Batman comics, though, so maybe I missed the dinosaur? I don’t remember any dinosaurs in the TV series, or any of the movies. Or the Year One comic.
Oh, come on! The dinosaur has been there in every incarnation of the batcave except the one from Adam West’s series. Have you never watched Batman – The animated series? Batman Beyond? Justice League? The damn thing is mentioned out loud in an episode of Justice League.
Never mind, I see from your reply below that you haven’t. But clearly you haven’t read many comics either.
It’s a Tyrannosaurus Rex. I have to reiterate Walky’s question, have you never seen the Batcave before?
It’s like asking about the giant penny.
Can you beleive they let him keep it?
Willis.
*Willis.
Then again he does look like Walky there I guess.
His nickname is actually Walky.
do you realize what that means? The walkyverse is actually connected to the super mario bros: the movie alternate reality in some way and Mike who has that T-Rex’s angry eyebrows must have come from the Koopa dominated dinosaur evolved planet. My mind is blown.
That or I failed my san check the other day watching nostalgia critic episodes for mario bros the movie and theodore rex in the same evening.
Yes, there is also a giant penny next to said dinosaur. Giant penny ftw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M63oLb2YiM
“That’s a giant dinosaur!”
This is actually a fantastic answer for me. When I mentioned “TV Series” in my reply above, I meant Adam West. I… ahem… haven’t watched any of the animated series. I’m so, so sorry.
Is that other thing the Star Gate? Batman has everything, he is the new Barbie~!
No sir. That would be the giant penny as discussed above.
Hey! That’s a giant dinosaur!
Men who want to watch the world burn are most likely to die in a fire.
….did you….did you just reference what I think you referenced?
I really think he did. That’s… that’s a throwback in-joke for you.
I just read Batman: The Dark Knight Returns. Alfred can pull of quite a few looks.
Some one is wrong in the internet. I must go!
I thought ugly truth’s encouraged people to strangle other people, not stupid trolling.
Did I miss psychology 101?
BATMAN!
The Best at Tracking IP Addresses
… I’m more than a little worried about how many people in this comments section are advocating the casual murder of people who are, at worst, a mild annoyance.
Especially considering advocating such casual killing is a stupid and indefensible thing upon which those people will backpedal if called on it.