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Moving

by David Willis on September 19, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 05 - Merger and Restructuring

└ Tags: amber, donna, ethan, galasso, jacob, jason, joe, joyce, ken, mike, ninja rick, ultra car, walky

Discussion (167) ¬

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  1. Eri
    Eri
    September 19, 2012 at 12:01 am | # | Reply

    aww

  2. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    September 19, 2012 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Faz is less competent…

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 19, 2012 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

      You can see by this chart that Faz is the MOST competent, especially when it comes to sexual prowess

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        September 19, 2012 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

        I’m convinced… :P

        • Stephen Bierce
          Stephen Bierce
          September 19, 2012 at 12:36 am | # | Reply

          The Graph Has Spoken(TM).

          • GrrArg42
            GrrArg42
            September 19, 2012 at 12:44 am | # | Reply

            The graph said something?! Get the news team in here! We’ve got a chatty Cartesian here people, lets chase it down.

            • Riku
              Riku
              September 19, 2012 at 1:14 am | # | Reply

              GrrArg42, every time I see your gravatar I check OOTS just to find he hasn’t updated. Stop dashing my hopes >:|

              Also something about charts

              • BookPimp (@The_BookPimp)
                BookPimp (@The_BookPimp)
                September 19, 2012 at 9:22 am | # | Reply

                I got a nickel for that chart

                • Wixvhen
                  Wixvhen
                  September 19, 2012 at 1:38 pm | #

                  I got a nickle for your hopes!

              • Finnius
                Finnius
                September 19, 2012 at 7:41 pm | # | Reply

                I’m with ya Riku. OotS doesn’t update nearly often enough but it’s still number 1 in my daily webcom run-down.

                • GrrArg42
                  GrrArg42
                  September 26, 2012 at 2:53 am | #

                  Ditto, still: “No new OOTS”

                  Riku: I am the Dashing Swordsman! I will dash and swash all up and down this cache!

    • Led
      Led
      September 19, 2012 at 9:46 am | # | Reply

      Yesterday, I saw a car with the licence plate “FAZ 666″… It was horrifying.

      (Swedish cars have 3 letters followed by 3 numbers).

      • Petre Pan
        Petre Pan
        September 19, 2012 at 10:43 am | # | Reply

        Lol

      • Twinkel13
        Twinkel13
        September 20, 2012 at 2:49 pm | # | Reply

        does all swedes have the same avatar or did we just happen to have the same avatar? O_O

      • Rognik
        Rognik
        September 20, 2012 at 4:00 pm | # | Reply

        Most licenses in Canada and US have 3 letters and 3 numbers (although the order may vary). Ontario has so many license plates, they had to shift to 4 letters with 3 numbers.

        • Lukkai
          Lukkai
          November 13, 2012 at 8:16 pm | # | Reply

          Switzerland is rather boring in that department. We’ve got first two letters indicating the Kanton you hail from, then a number with one two six figures. Sometimes accompanied by a ‘-U’ on the end, if it’s a car held by a company.

          Germany is more interesting. One or two letters, short pause, two more letters and a number with one to four figures (at least I don’t remember one with more than four, could be wrong though. Where’s the German readers when you need them?)
          And tell you what, there are interesting combinations there. I’ve spotted “SI TH”, “S EX”, “BI ER” (beer), “WE IN” (wine), “WE IB” (woman or wife, old fashioned) or the combination of “VI ER 4444″ (vier meaning four in german).

  3. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    September 19, 2012 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Don’t worry Ethan, you’ve got Leslie. Unless she’s moving too to get a fresh start and maybe get some of Joe’s harem.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 19, 2012 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

      Kiss…kiss now.

    • Kitsuki Noriyuki
      Kitsuki Noriyuki
      September 19, 2012 at 1:05 am | # | Reply

      Remember when Leslie was acting assistant manager while Amber was out on maternity leave. I assume Leslie is getting the position full time with Amber on her way out.

  4. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    September 19, 2012 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    When I first read this I heard Amber making a fart noise with her mouth…

    • Wonder Wig
      Wonder Wig
      September 19, 2012 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

      As did I orange one. As did I.

      • NCP19
        NCP19
        September 19, 2012 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

        I had no idea it was anything else…

    • Tenn
      Tenn
      September 19, 2012 at 4:16 am | # | Reply

      Well, she’s been holding it in during the entire wedding. It was bound to come out one way or the other.

  5. SGIG
    SGIG
    September 19, 2012 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  6. Nexev
    Nexev
    September 19, 2012 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    You will always have Robin Ethan.

    You will always have Robin.

    • Nexev
      Nexev
      September 19, 2012 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

      WAIT ROBIN IS THE REASON THIS NEW STORE EXISTS FUUUUUUCK SHE IS COMPETENT.

      RUN ETHAN. RUN.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        September 19, 2012 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

        Robin is the reason for nearly every big event, really.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 19, 2012 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

      Till she leaves to be like…president or something. Keep her away from Cadburry egg cereal.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        September 19, 2012 at 9:49 am | # | Reply

        She said she was 31 last year. So she can run in 2016.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      September 19, 2012 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

      YOU STILL HAVE ROBIN! YOU ALL STILL HAVE ROBIN!

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        September 19, 2012 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

        Incompetent best friend? Why not Robin?

      • Tom Speelman
        Tom Speelman
        September 19, 2012 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

        NICE!

  7. GenericScreenName101
    GenericScreenName101
    September 19, 2012 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    You know it hurts her when she mouth farts

  8. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    September 19, 2012 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    If Amber and Mike leaving means Joe joins the main cast, I am totally okay with this.

    Okay, even if he doesn’t, I’m totally okay with this! Amber’s grown as much as she’s going to and has come a damn long way. And we know she’s gonna continue to make Mike a better person. Their stories are over, there’s no need for them to linger, funny though they are.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 19, 2012 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

      Our glasses quota will be completely off!

      • GrrArg42
        GrrArg42
        September 19, 2012 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

        NOOO! Not the sexy glasses quota! Robin, quick! Poke someone in the eye!

        • Wack'd
          Wack'd
          September 19, 2012 at 12:46 am | # | Reply

          It’s okay! Lucy is joining the cast. She has glasses now, apparently.

          • Sparks
            Sparks
            September 20, 2012 at 1:04 pm | # | Reply

            She wears glasses now. Glasses are cool.

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          September 19, 2012 at 9:50 am | # | Reply

          That might result in an eyepatch. Ninja Rick will be furious.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      September 19, 2012 at 1:00 am | # | Reply

      Just because they’re in a different location doesn’t mean they’re out of the cast. I’m sure they’ll still have their own story lines & stuff.

    • Freezze12
      Freezze12
      September 19, 2012 at 1:12 am | # | Reply

      You think that there are no more stories to tell then you have a limited scope of imagination.

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        September 19, 2012 at 2:33 am | # | Reply

        I didn’t say that. I said their characters have been developed far enough that their primary story arcs are about over. You could tell more stories about them, but there’s very little place to go.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        September 19, 2012 at 10:56 am | # | Reply

        Nope, married people are boring and the minute a relationship is finalized, they have to leave or be broken up again. (Unless they are horribly dysfunctional and have at least two teenage kids kids, which is completely different.)

        Haven’t you ever watched television?

        • Wack'd
          Wack'd
          September 19, 2012 at 2:00 pm | # | Reply

          Well, jesus, when you put it like that…

          Them getting married has nothing to do with it. I simply feel that their character development has come far enough that this would be a logical endpoint to their arcs.

      • Valdrax
        Valdrax
        September 19, 2012 at 5:57 pm | # | Reply

        If you think that just because you can continue using a character past the resolution of their primary story arc that you should, then there’s a career in newspaper comics for you.

        • Aydr
          Aydr
          September 19, 2012 at 11:54 pm | # | Reply

          Well, sometimes you should. A good character can have more than one primary arc in them, you know.

    • Petre Pan
      Petre Pan
      September 19, 2012 at 10:47 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, but they were kind of the most interesting characters, and there’s still a long way to go–Mike still being how he is, and time being what really proves a relationship. Throw a kid in the mix, and you’re ready for some really high-tension situations. I dunno, it’s just…meh. I refuse to be sad that they’re leaving, because I’m too busy mourning Jason Todd. But being too busy mourning Jason Todd may also mean too busy to eat, sleep, do homework, or read shortpacked.
      Still gonna read dumbing of age, though.

  9. General Tekno
    General Tekno
    September 19, 2012 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Hmmm.

    Interesting.

    So I’m guessing that either we’re going to see the strip change locations, or it would be an easy way to start winding it down so Willis can focus on DoA if he so wishes.

    Also, why do I suspect that Joe’s investment deal involves him getting first crack at all the new waves of Transformers? If he’s a troopbuilder, which he could afford, I pity the kid who wants to buy a Vehicon from that store.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      September 19, 2012 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

      Okay, what’s more likely: Amber and Mike are being functionally written out, or the comic is going to abandon about half a dozen characters with story arcs in progress to follow these two?

      • General Tekno
        General Tekno
        September 19, 2012 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

        Considering Amber and Mike are among the more popular characters?

        Heck if I can guess what Willis is up to.

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          September 19, 2012 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

          Everyone just moves to Colorado. Nothing is tying anyone to California, anyway…*sarcasm*

        • Wack'd
          Wack'd
          September 19, 2012 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

          Amber is popular? Huh. I thought everyone in the comments section hated her.

          • SlenderTroll
            SlenderTroll
            September 19, 2012 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

            Well you definitely thought wrong. AFAIK, she is much-beloved. And Mike is such a brilliant asshole that he’s loved in the abstract. :P

            I don’t see any reason that we wouldn’t be able to follow both stories though? Willis does story arcs following some characters and not others all the time. Actually, that’s just how all long-running narrative-driven pieces of entertainment work.

            • Wack'd
              Wack'd
              September 19, 2012 at 12:45 am | # | Reply

              Well, because Amber’s story is functionally over. She’s developed confidence, self-sufficiency, a desire to stand up for herself and overall emotional stability. She’s gone from a shy recluse to one of the least quirky members of the cast.

              And Mike? If Mike develops any further, he’ll eventually stop being funny.

              Their stories are over. It’s time to move on.

              (But of course, if they were to stick around, Something Positive handled a similar cast split very well. I think Willis could pull it off.)

              • Wack'd
                Wack'd
                September 19, 2012 at 12:50 am | # | Reply

                Actually, now that I think about it–if Amber and Mike were disappearing, why would Willis move them to a city with a built-in supporting cast?

                • Davidus Rex
                  Davidus Rex
                  September 19, 2012 at 10:25 am | #

                  Unless they’ve moved, the Walkertons and the Wilcoxes still live in Denver, and between them and the Warners they have the only other kids that we’ve been introduced to. A theme suggests itself.

                  Apart from the proliferation of W’s.

          • ArkhamTexan
            ArkhamTexan
            September 19, 2012 at 9:37 am | # | Reply

            Don’t worry, Wack’d. I hate her! Except I’m DEFINITELY in the minority, so I guess I’m an exception that proves the rule?

          • Keroshino
            Keroshino
            September 19, 2012 at 4:16 pm | # | Reply

            Nope! you’re thinking about Malaya…everybody hates her
            (because she is a bitch!)

      • brasca1
        brasca1
        September 19, 2012 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

        Sad, but apparently true. Willis seems to be retiring the characters introduced in Roomies (unless they’re featured in Dumbing of Age) and as much as I like the characters they’ve experience so much character growth it’s probably for the best. It’s still got a strong cast and as long as Amber, Mike, and Donna appear every so often I’ll be satisfied. Although I really did want a crossover appearance at a ponies convention with Amber and Something Positive’s Vanessa.

        • Wack'd
          Wack'd
          September 19, 2012 at 12:42 am | # | Reply

          Um…Amber and Mike weren’t in Roomies!.

          Okay, Mike was a tiny bit.

          • Ryano
            Ryano
            September 19, 2012 at 2:16 am | # | Reply

            And they’re both prominent in DoA so…

          • TheRealAllPurposeGuru
            TheRealAllPurposeGuru
            September 19, 2012 at 2:27 pm | # | Reply

            Actually, they both were. Amber was Joyce’s online friend. (Joyce?! I think it was Joyce)

            • Wack'd
              Wack'd
              October 25, 2012 at 6:02 pm | # | Reply

              No, she wasn’t. They met once in a chatroom in Joyce & Walky!, though, long after Roomies! ended.

  10. Platypus
    Platypus
    September 19, 2012 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    Coming Soon “Shortpacked: Denver”

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      September 19, 2012 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

      Denverpacked!?

      • GrrArg42
        GrrArg42
        September 19, 2012 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

        Selling Yellow Stripe action figures (sold separately). Joyce’s figure grows a creepy smile at a push of a button.. what would Mike’s action figure do?

        • Platypus
          Platypus
          September 19, 2012 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

          I think the answer presents itself. (for a nickle).

        • Wack'd
          Wack'd
          September 19, 2012 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

          If you press Joe’s nob, he hugs.

          • GrrArg42
            GrrArg42
            September 19, 2012 at 12:35 am | # | Reply

            Put him in hot water and his clothes fade to just purple boxers.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          September 19, 2012 at 12:21 am | # | Reply

          Crotch-kicks. Also, the moms of other actions figures. For a nickel.

        • Leorale
          Leorale
          September 19, 2012 at 12:21 am | # | Reply

          Crotch-kicks. Also, the moms of other action figures. For a nickel.

      • Stephen Bierce
        Stephen Bierce
        September 19, 2012 at 12:39 am | # | Reply

        Colorado Rocky Mountainpacked!

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      September 19, 2012 at 1:13 am | # | Reply

      That was my thought exactly. I think Willis is going give us a spin-off comic! Unless he hands it over to some sort of hitertho unknown apprentice of his.

      • Petre Pan
        Petre Pan
        September 19, 2012 at 10:49 am | # | Reply

        Lol hitherto unknown apprentice would be awesome

  11. Platypus
    Platypus
    September 19, 2012 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Whoa, just noticed Ninja Rick doing the “Kilroy was here” thing in the back.

    • Aeron
      Aeron
      September 19, 2012 at 4:34 am | # | Reply

      You can actually see Ninja Rick, Joe is already dead. D:

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      September 19, 2012 at 3:07 pm | # | Reply

      It’s talk like a pirate day, Ninja Rick thinks his story is under attack, and is on the warpath.

  12. ChaoticRambler
    ChaoticRambler
    September 19, 2012 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

    If I understand the plan properly, does this mean Galasso is one step closer to World Domination?

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      September 19, 2012 at 1:02 am | # | Reply

      Yes!

    • James
      James
      September 19, 2012 at 8:52 am | # | Reply

      Of Course!!!!

  13. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    September 19, 2012 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

    So she took a third option, still!!! saaaasdddd!! D:

  14. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    September 19, 2012 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Mouth farts!

  15. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    September 19, 2012 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

    I find it interesting that even in a sentence ending with Shortpacked! it must still end with a period after the exclamation mark, in case enthusiasm were interpreted.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      September 19, 2012 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

      Lol. I always exclaim Shortpacked! and say the rest of the sentence normally.

  16. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    September 19, 2012 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

    Wait, Denver is where the It’s Walky characters are! Clearly this is a ploy by Willis to drag them all back into the Walkyverse kicking and screaming.

  17. KiZeR
    KiZeR
    September 19, 2012 at 12:20 am | # | Reply

    What be the name of Conny’s chain of toy stores?

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      September 19, 2012 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

      Conpacked!? Shortquest!?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        September 19, 2012 at 12:25 am | # | Reply

        CQ Toys?
        Toys We R

        • GrrArg42
          GrrArg42
          September 19, 2012 at 12:41 am | # | Reply

          Sandbox Surprises?

        • Andrusi
          Andrusi
          September 19, 2012 at 8:43 am | # | Reply

          I actually kinda like CQ Toys.

    • OverlordMikey
      OverlordMikey
      September 19, 2012 at 2:26 am | # | Reply

      Sexpacked, a real ma and pa toy store…

      Yeah, I know it probably not true, but somebody had to say it.

  18. Arison
    Arison
    September 19, 2012 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

    SADNESS

    Can I also, a little more coherently, say how actually groundbreaking this facet of Amber’s story is? So often in life and media representations, once a woman has a child she’s out of her job, or at the very least, has enormous difficulty ballancing work life and newly changed home life (especially since maternity leave in the US is almost non-existant compared to the rest of the world), or ends up losing her job because “her performance has been slipping”. Not to mention wage discrepencies that people still justify with women needing to take “leaves of absence” due to their period, or the fact that so few women in the workforce never get promotions because managers and CEOs always say “eventually they’ll leave because they’ll have kids”.

    And here Amber is, just after having her first child, and not only did she keep her job through and after labour, she’s getting a promotion where she’ll be in charge of everything.

    Thank you, Willis.

    • Kijikun
      Kijikun
      September 19, 2012 at 2:59 am | # | Reply

      Amen to this.

      • Spazman
        Spazman
        September 19, 2012 at 4:30 am | # | Reply

        I didn’t even consider this, but bravo, Willis!

    • Pat
      Pat
      September 19, 2012 at 2:06 pm | # | Reply

      more importantly, did you get a load of her boobs in that weding dress?!
      awesome!

    • Pat
      Pat
      September 19, 2012 at 2:06 pm | # | Reply

      more importantly, did you get a load of her boobs in that wedding dress?!
      awesome!

    • TheRealAllPurposeGuru
      TheRealAllPurposeGuru
      September 19, 2012 at 2:25 pm | # | Reply

      What sad world do you live in? In *my* world a new CEO of a large Internet company announces that she is pregnant (and was indeed pregnant before she got the job) and will be taking leave to have the baby and will then, at some point, return to being CEO of that company.

      While this situation isn’t, unfortunately, the norm at present, I can still point to many, many women in high tech that have NOT allowed procreation to end their careers. Hell, I’m *married* to one.

      We can only hope that this is a trend and that Amber is joining it. Kudos to David for writing this into the script.

  19. Linkara
    Linkara
    September 19, 2012 at 12:35 am | # | Reply

    I think you’ve all missed the important thing here:

    What is McAwesome’s going to do without Mike?!

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      September 19, 2012 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

      Rose is leaving too!

    • billygoatofdoom
      billygoatofdoom
      September 19, 2012 at 12:48 am | # | Reply

      OH CRAP YOU’RE RIGHT!
      Like, seriously. Will there be ramifications? Was Mike’s inebriated presence in some mysterious way intrinsically intertwined with the awesomeness of McAwesome’s? Will his absence lead to its demise?
      What Pandora’s Box has Willis opened?

    • vlademir1
      vlademir1
      September 19, 2012 at 5:02 am | # | Reply

      Seriously, that would be like TGWTG without the Nostalgia Critic ;D

      • James
        James
        September 19, 2012 at 8:55 am | # | Reply

        I think you mean Spoony…..;p

      • HMRC4EVR
        HMRC4EVR
        September 19, 2012 at 7:33 pm | # | Reply

        Uhm…you might want to check out To Boldly Flee, then the vlog follow-up on that Vlademir1.

        • James
          James
          September 20, 2012 at 6:54 am | # | Reply

          and you need to check The Nostolgia Chick.

          The Critic is now our mutpet overlord.

  20. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    September 19, 2012 at 12:38 am | # | Reply

    “Ultra Cars father, Joe”, rofl. But then, I guess he is.
    Sorry to see Amber, Mike and Donna leaving the SP family. But, as sneaky, er ingenious I mean to say, as Willis is..either the strip IS winding down, or we about to see a new branch of SP storyarcs, or we are all wrong. Time will tell. Rock on.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      September 19, 2012 at 1:04 am | # | Reply

      My guess? The second one.

      • Spazman
        Spazman
        September 19, 2012 at 4:31 am | # | Reply

        What, Rock On? or ingenious?

  21. ilvos01
    ilvos01
    September 19, 2012 at 12:46 am | # | Reply

    Jesus Christ Joe has the most contented look on his face. It’s like he’s ending a motivational commercial or something.
    “I’m Joe Rosenthall, and Thanks.” (smile)

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      September 19, 2012 at 12:48 am | # | Reply

      JOE ROSENTHAL HERE FOR OXICLEAN!

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        September 19, 2012 at 1:06 am | # | Reply

        I’m Joe Rosenthal and I approve this massage.

    • Finnius
      Finnius
      September 19, 2012 at 8:35 pm | # | Reply

      I’m Joe Rosenthal and I approve your mom…. for a nickel.

    • Finnius
      Finnius
      September 19, 2012 at 8:54 pm | # | Reply

      Oh, and of course Joe looks content. He just bought a toy store….. that will sell Transformers…. to him at cost.

  22. ilvos01
    ilvos01
    September 19, 2012 at 12:47 am | # | Reply

    Also isn’t SEMME in Denver? Is “It’s Walky!” invading “Shortpacked!”? Are we going to see more characters from the good ol’ days?

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      September 19, 2012 at 12:49 am | # | Reply

      SEMME isn’t anywhere. It’s dead.

      Its ex-agents still live in Denver, though, so yeah.

      • Jen Aside
        Jen Aside
        September 19, 2012 at 12:50 am | # | Reply

        Hence Joe’s investment…?

        • Wack'd
          Wack'd
          September 19, 2012 at 12:52 am | # | Reply

          Joe is investing in Shortpacked!, not Untitled Conquest Toy Store Project.

          • Spazman
            Spazman
            September 19, 2012 at 4:32 am | # | Reply

            Joe is investing in a store that sells Transformers to move to his town.

  23. Pict
    Pict
    September 19, 2012 at 1:02 am | # | Reply

    Is this some elaborate ploy to have countless Community crossovers?

  24. Freezze12
    Freezze12
    September 19, 2012 at 1:16 am | # | Reply

    I am disappointed by the Warners being written out fo the comic. Amber is one of the best written characters in webcomics and Mike is a classic all on his own.

    Me and my girlfreind saw the birth of our daughter three weeks after Donna was born, I liked the comics based around being a new parent recently they were things I have experienced.

    Willis I hope you arent writng them out because you think there arent any more interesting things you can do with them, because trust me it aint true!

  25. arjay2813
    arjay2813
    September 19, 2012 at 1:22 am | # | Reply

    …does this mean willis is starting another comic or just sending these 3 to be occasional characters. if he’s just moving mike to be a minor character i will be very upset

    • Spazman
      Spazman
      September 19, 2012 at 4:37 am | # | Reply

      Coming Soon!

      You thought you had enough David Willis with Dumbing of Age, Shortpacked!, and the reposting of Roomies! (et al)….plus the Joyce/Walky wedding that’s being drawn if you paid for it….but now, Willis is announcing a fourth comic venture (fifth?)!

      Shortpacked: Denver!

      Come watch Mike fuck Donna’s mother for a nickle every night. With his penis. in her FAAAAAAAACE!!!!

      Amazigirl teams up with the ex-Semme agents, against a dastardly villain–Orthoguy. He fights against good. With femurs.

      But Orthoguy is no ordinary villain–he’s actually the reincarnated Cheese, and he’s out for revenge against yet another Head Alien (Number 6, but who’s counting)?

      At the same time, Monkey Master finds love. With Sal. In a Walmart parking lot. With a six pack of beer.

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        September 19, 2012 at 4:41 am | # | Reply

        But Orthoguy is no ordinary villain–he’s actually the reincarnated Cheese, and he’s out for revenge against yet another Head Alien (Number 6, but who’s counting)?

        I am! Original recipe, Anti-Head Alien, Head Alien II, Dexter, and D[SPOILER].

  26. Mikey
    Mikey
    September 19, 2012 at 1:56 am | # | Reply

    :D

  27. Andrew
    Andrew
    September 19, 2012 at 1:58 am | # | Reply

    Well, a decent sign that Amber and Mike are going to stay on the comic is the banner image which was recently(?) updated to include Donna with Amber and Mike. Not a 100% sure thing but it certainly implies we’ll have future stories of Amber and Mike being parents.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      September 19, 2012 at 2:30 am | # | Reply

      Clearly you’ve never seen Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

  28. Derek
    Derek
    September 19, 2012 at 2:03 am | # | Reply

    Sorry for being slow on the uptake, but I’m not sure how this works. So Amber is NOT working for Connie, she’s going to work on a new branch of Shortpacked that Joe is funding? Is this the first instance of Galasso expanding his empire?

    • John Harmon
      John Harmon
      September 19, 2012 at 8:09 am | # | Reply

      I believe so, though I’m not sure why it has to be in Denver. Usually the first expansion of a chain would be decently close to the original and work outward, but there’s nothing usual about Galasso.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        September 19, 2012 at 9:57 am | # | Reply

        It’s in Denver because Joe is the one investing in it, and he lives in Denver. Sure, he could invest in a store in California, but then he wouldn’t get first crack at all the new toys.

  29. Isolde
    Isolde
    September 19, 2012 at 2:33 am | # | Reply

    Gosh, I hope they stay in the comic frequently. It would be freaking depressing otherwise.

  30. Keroshino
    Keroshino
    September 19, 2012 at 2:38 am | # | Reply

    can’t really say i like this turn of events :(
    please willis…don’t write amber and mike out of shortpacked!!!

  31. Kijikun
    Kijikun
    September 19, 2012 at 3:01 am | # | Reply

    Oh god, please don’t have Mike and Amber go or go into one the for pay comics. I can’t afford it. ;_;

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      September 19, 2012 at 3:09 am | # | Reply

      I think Willis said he wasn’t gonna try that again.

  32. Boom
    Boom
    September 19, 2012 at 5:10 am | # | Reply

    Damn you! Damn you all, you gods damned competent bastards!

  33. AJBulldis
    AJBulldis
    September 19, 2012 at 5:54 am | # | Reply

    Where IS Ultracar, anyways?

    And where is Shortpacked! Prime located, geographically-wise?

    • Tbf
      Tbf
      September 19, 2012 at 8:10 am | # | Reply

      San Francisco.

  34. DaJoshMaser
    DaJoshMaser
    September 19, 2012 at 6:00 am | # | Reply

    Boobies! :D

  35. Bryy
    Bryy
    September 19, 2012 at 7:58 am | # | Reply

    And suddenly, the next comic becomes clear.

  36. Tustin2121
    Tustin2121
    September 19, 2012 at 8:34 am | # | Reply

    I feel like this should be good news: after all, Shortpacked! is expanding! And Amber will be running her own store! Where she’ll be making money!

    Usually that’s a good thing… I’m sure Ethan will tell her such next comic. After all, sometimes things have to end for others to begin. See the recent close of the Nostolgia Critic for a potential example…

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      September 19, 2012 at 3:47 pm | # | Reply

      :(

      I wonder why Amber keeps dreading telling Ethan this stuff. He’s clearly going to be happy for her.

  37. showler
    showler
    September 19, 2012 at 9:08 am | # | Reply

    I like that the wording suggests that Donna will be helping to run the new Shortpacked!

  38. Aeillien
    Aeillien
    September 19, 2012 at 9:17 am | # | Reply

    Oh man, Amber is my favorite character. If you seriosuly put her on a bus I will…I will..I will… keep reading, but be sadface.

  39. ArkhamTexan
    ArkhamTexan
    September 19, 2012 at 9:44 am | # | Reply

    Wait, I’m confused. Is Amber more loyal to Galasso than her pals? I would understand her turning Connie down ’cause she wanted to keep working and living near her friends, but Colorado is very far away. So she’ll still be doing work for Galasso, but still ends up leaving her friends. Couldn’t another Shortpacked just open elsewhere in town? San Francisco is a big place, after all. That way she could at least still be in the same city. I don’t really see this as a solution to Amber’s previous dilemma. Could someone please explain to me how it is a solution?

    • Rowan M
      Rowan M
      September 19, 2012 at 9:59 am | # | Reply

      Well choosing Galasso over Conquest means that she isn’t in direct competition with the current store. This means that her doing a good job doesn’t risk shutting down Shortpacked and everyone else losing their jobs. So really, you can see this as being more loyal to Ethan etc. than Galasso. It just so happens that the choice also benefits Galasso.

      I’m still not sure how this works out, since Mike was also working two jobs before, and now he won’t be (although I’m assuming he’ll get a job at the new SP in Colorado).

      Can’t answer your question about another SP in SF, except that it would be kind of weird to have them become such side characters that live in the same town but don’t actually have any reason to be at the same SP store. It makes more sense for the sake of the story to have them completely removed from the main cast.
      If this is indeed what ends up happening.

      • ArkhamTexan
        ArkhamTexan
        September 19, 2012 at 12:05 pm | # | Reply

        Ah, OK, I can see the point now in your first paragraph. Thanks for the clarity!

  40. The Blot
    The Blot
    September 19, 2012 at 11:10 am | # | Reply

    I don’t like where this story is going, not one bit! Well, unless it means we’re getting a Mike and Amber! spin-off

  41. TheOtakuX
    TheOtakuX
    September 19, 2012 at 11:34 am | # | Reply

    Wait, does this mean my least favorite character (and Mike) might be leaving the comic? Or is Status Quo going to crap on my dreams?

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      September 19, 2012 at 3:46 pm | # | Reply

      Ah, this is the reaction I was expecting.

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      September 19, 2012 at 5:38 pm | # | Reply

      What’s wrong with Donna? What kind of man hates a baby that much?

      • TheOtakuX
        TheOtakuX
        September 20, 2012 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

        THEYY SMELL!

  42. iggy_rock
    iggy_rock
    September 19, 2012 at 12:05 pm | # | Reply

    So in the Walkyverse once you marry and have a kid (not necessarily in that order) you get put on a bus to Denver… :)

    • Roborat
      Roborat
      September 19, 2012 at 3:12 pm | # | Reply

      Just pray that a large lion is not waiting at the bus stop with you.

  43. Pat Myers
    Pat Myers
    September 19, 2012 at 12:29 pm | # | Reply

    Oh my god, Denver? It all makes sense now.

  44. Ray Kremer
    Ray Kremer
    September 19, 2012 at 2:10 pm | # | Reply

    So, the purpose of having Conquest try to entice Amber away to her new store was to entice Amber to Joe’s new store in Denver? Conquest seems superfluous to this, somehow.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      September 19, 2012 at 2:17 pm | # | Reply

      Ken got laid, so I’m sure he’s happy with her involvement.

  45. Aaron Bourque
    Aaron Bourque
    September 19, 2012 at 3:05 pm | # | Reply

    Maaaaaan, if Shortpacked were real, I could totally apply there and finally have a job! Shitty job, but still.

  46. Roborat
    Roborat
    September 19, 2012 at 3:11 pm | # | Reply

    I am another hoping for a spin off. And with it being Denver, maybe the aliens, or some other aliens show up and SEMME gets reactivated?

  47. penguintruth
    penguintruth
    September 19, 2012 at 3:48 pm | # | Reply

    I (and others, apparently) smell spin-off!

    • Noah
      Noah
      September 19, 2012 at 5:21 pm | # | Reply

      I wouldn’t mind a comic about parenthood. It wouldn’t have to focus on the store, or SEMME or anything like that. It could revolve around the couples and their kids. Plenty of characters in Denver to focus on too.

  48. Jaid
    Jaid
    September 19, 2012 at 5:59 pm | # | Reply

    I read this strip for the comments afterwards… ;-)

  49. Raen
    Raen
    September 19, 2012 at 7:07 pm | # | Reply

    Few can rival Robin for incompetence.

  50. Farmer_10
    Farmer_10
    September 19, 2012 at 7:22 pm | # | Reply

    This is so babies it’s a maternity ward.

  51. Finnius
    Finnius
    September 19, 2012 at 7:39 pm | # | Reply

    Aaaaand I was wrong. I thought for sure that she had accepted Connies offer. Oh well, she is still showing major growth. Amber is the Samwise Gamgee of Shortpacked!.

  52. isa
    isa
    September 19, 2012 at 8:02 pm | # | Reply

    Wait, isn’t Robin living with Mike and Amber right now? If they’re moving, will she have to search for a new place to stay? Doesn’t Leslie have a HOUSE?

    #teamrobin will never give up hope!

  53. cole1114
    cole1114
    September 19, 2012 at 8:20 pm | # | Reply

    Sadly they were shot down on their way to their new store over the Sea of Japan by the Vietcong.

    Don’t ask why they passed over the Sea of Japan or why the Vietcong shot them down.

  54. CJ
    CJ
    September 20, 2012 at 3:22 am | # | Reply

    Denver is awesome. That is all.

  55. Ninjabot
    Ninjabot
    October 6, 2012 at 1:05 pm | # | Reply

    Mike and Amber are leaving, it won’t be long now until Ninja Rick is the only one left. Killing Spiders.

  56. Manda
    Manda
    November 12, 2012 at 1:57 am | # | Reply

    I kept wondering why Amber & Mike weren’t in the page banner. :( They’re my two favorite characters. If this sucked any harder, I’d punch a baby.

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