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Matchmaker

by David Willis on June 7, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Totally Babies

└ Tags: leslie, robin desanto

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  1. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    June 7, 2012 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    I love Hijinks, especially when they ensue.

    • NCP19
      NCP19
      June 7, 2012 at 12:38 am | # | Reply

      It’s less fun to start the web comic name thread when Willis beats us to the punch, XD.

    • kschenke
      kschenke
      June 7, 2012 at 11:44 am | # | Reply

      Could the content of the next page be … QUESTIONABLE??

      • Mrelegos
        Mrelegos
        June 7, 2012 at 11:47 am | # | Reply

        I see this thread being Something Positive

        • Kaj
          Kaj
          June 7, 2012 at 12:09 pm | # | Reply

          These puns will get you attacked by Females. With Slingshots.

          • Farmer_10
            Farmer_10
            June 7, 2012 at 3:20 pm | # | Reply

            So I guess Robin wants to see Manly Guys Doing Manly Things.

          • Rasputin Varez
            Rasputin Varez
            June 7, 2012 at 9:14 pm | # | Reply

            I guess helping him meet this guy again after what happened last time is The Least they Can Do

            … that web-comic is so awful i feel guilty just mentioning it

            • Rasputin Varez
              Rasputin Varez
              June 7, 2012 at 9:17 pm | # | Reply

              Wait! i have another one!

              perhaps they will do something considered… Not Safe For Work

              • Shade
                Shade
                June 7, 2012 at 10:39 pm | # | Reply

                Of course, the only way for Robin to have the energy for these hijinks is if she had her Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

                • Rasputin Varez
                  Rasputin Varez
                  June 7, 2012 at 10:51 pm | #

                  That’s dangerous, it could be The End Of Things if she does that again

          • MisterVader
            MisterVader
            June 7, 2012 at 10:57 pm | # | Reply

            Nah. I’m sure there’s a better option than violence. Let’s Be Friends Again.

            • Yarrr
              Yarrr
              June 8, 2012 at 5:02 pm | # | Reply

              Hope they don’t get injured while they’re running around, or they may end up home stuck for a few days.

              • Lukkai
                Lukkai
                November 12, 2012 at 4:15 pm | # | Reply

                I kinda fear the whole matchmaking plot might become an Errant Story from the main theme of Amber giving birth.

  2. Theevilpplz
    Theevilpplz
    June 7, 2012 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    “Hijinks what mayhaps ensue”
    I see what you did there.

  3. Touch of Grey
    Touch of Grey
    June 7, 2012 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Somehow, I saw this coming.

    Not because you’re predictable, Willis, but because Robin just won’t rest until she sees some guy on guy action.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 7, 2012 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

      Robin has worked long and hard for it. (that sounds a bit double entendre-y)

    • milk experiment
      milk experiment
      June 7, 2012 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

      Can’t she just use the internet for her guy-on-guy action and leave poor Ethan alone?

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        June 7, 2012 at 1:02 am | # | Reply

        Apply a bit of metalogic here. Ethan is on the Internet.

      • Shade
        Shade
        June 7, 2012 at 10:44 pm | # | Reply

        That would be logical and easy.

        AKA, not Robin.

  4. Ragnal
    Ragnal
    June 7, 2012 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    And that coffee table will prolly be used for another Star Wars toy.

    Do you see the dilemma, Les?

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 7, 2012 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

      o3o I see no problem with this scenario… OTP

    • Regalli
      Regalli
      June 7, 2012 at 12:45 am | # | Reply

      But it’s HER Star Wars toy on that coffee table. There’s a difference, you see.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        June 7, 2012 at 10:48 am | # | Reply

        Doesn’t Ethan own a Millennium Falcon that’s like, half life size? He could make everyone happy!

        • Shade
          Shade
          June 7, 2012 at 10:42 pm | # | Reply

          Nope, Robin brought that for Les when she gave her the house.

    • Laura
      Laura
      June 7, 2012 at 2:53 pm | # | Reply

      Couldn’t we solve the problem by just getting a Han Solo in Carbonite coffee table and combining the toy and the function?

  5. Jetstream
    Jetstream
    June 7, 2012 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    That was easy.

  6. Cyndaquil
    Cyndaquil
    June 7, 2012 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

    It’s nice to see Robin and Leslie doing something together. Pity this is probably going to turn into another story about Ethan’s toy addiction ruining his relationships.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      June 7, 2012 at 1:14 am | # | Reply

      Or it could turn into a story about Robin and Leslie doing something together.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        June 7, 2012 at 1:48 am | # | Reply

        And at some point it will probably turn into a story about Amber having a baby. But who cares, there are toy jokes and lesbians to be had first!

    • Chibi Squirt
      Chibi Squirt
      June 7, 2012 at 8:30 am | # | Reply

      Ethan is two hours late to the delivery of his best friends baby because he’s buying an Alfred figurine; his addiction is already ruining his relationships.

      Let’s talk about lesbians some more, instead. :)

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        June 7, 2012 at 10:50 am | # | Reply

        AAAAAAUGH!

        Two hours. Delivery room. Childbirth. Two hours.

        Amber only wishes. Enough said.

        • Kryss LaBryn
          Kryss LaBryn
          June 7, 2012 at 11:15 pm | # | Reply

          THIS.

  7. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    June 7, 2012 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

    If I were Ethan they’d be talking about the amount of LEGOS I have. -_-

    • Joseph Harner
      Joseph Harner
      June 7, 2012 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

      I salute you, good sir, and your wonderful passion that I share.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      June 7, 2012 at 12:58 am | # | Reply

      Yes, but you could build Leslie a second coffee table with those Legos Lego Brand Construction Bricks and she’d have nothing to bitch about.

      • Fluffy776
        Fluffy776
        June 7, 2012 at 3:00 am | # | Reply

        When you have enough Lego bricks to build storage equipment to hold them out of Lego bricks you know you have the perfect amount of them.

        • Patrick McGraw
          Patrick McGraw
          June 7, 2012 at 3:34 am | # | Reply

          We call that “Lego Equilibrium.”

  8. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    June 7, 2012 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Robin can play her Lesbian like a flute. Or like a less phallic, lesbian musical instrument.

    • Zach
      Zach
      June 7, 2012 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

      An ocarina?

      • Joseph Harner
        Joseph Harner
        June 7, 2012 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

        I think the entire discussion beneath missed your comment. You win, sir. 100 points for picking the correct instrument.

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        June 7, 2012 at 12:57 am | # | Reply

        Bravo, sir. You may now possess all individual Internets in a large quantity.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        June 7, 2012 at 3:35 pm | # | Reply

        Good lord, ocarina even have labium.

        I’ll be in my bunk.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      June 7, 2012 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

      /like castanets?

    • Ryan
      Ryan
      June 7, 2012 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

      Harp. Think about it.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      June 7, 2012 at 12:20 am | # | Reply

      It’s definitely a wind instrument of some kind.

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        June 7, 2012 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

        Like a saxaphone? A sapphic saxaphone. A sapphaphone!

        • tahrey
          tahrey
          June 13, 2012 at 4:08 am | # | Reply

          A saphxaphone?

          Saphxamophone?

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        June 7, 2012 at 12:25 am | # | Reply

        I”m not so sure

        • Doctor_Who
          Doctor_Who
          June 7, 2012 at 1:23 am | # | Reply

          You can do that with woodwinds as well.

        • Jathy is not funny
          Jathy is not funny
          June 7, 2012 at 10:39 am | # | Reply

          Euphoniums have tonguing and fingering? And sounds kind of like euphanism. Euphanium?

      • milk experiment
        milk experiment
        June 7, 2012 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

        Nice one, Doctor. Read in the right frame of mind, that article is a treasure trove of double entendre.

    • milk experiment
      milk experiment
      June 7, 2012 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

      I’m drawing a blank here. Maybe one of those sets of water-filled wine glasses, where you dip your finger in and run it around the rims to make music? Wait… that imagery just went somewhere kind of gross.

      Dammit, now I’m going to be preoccupied trying to think of a yonic musical instrument.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      June 7, 2012 at 1:19 am | # | Reply

      I think we should go for the classic, an acoustic guitar.

  9. MR C
    MR C
    June 7, 2012 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

    are they gonna hook ethan up with joel?

    cause that would be hilarious

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      June 7, 2012 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

      And then they can hook up again. And everyone can have gay sex as Amber pushes out the kid.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        June 7, 2012 at 12:32 am | # | Reply

        nothing must fill a heterosexual woman giving birth with rage than a gay orgy of people who won’t have to go through that…

        • Wack'd
          Wack'd
          June 7, 2012 at 12:57 am | # | Reply

          Aw contraire. If it happens in front of her it’ll probably ease the whole experience. Don’t forget, man-on-man action makes Amber positively catatonic.

          “If I grope in the slip…”

          • Krashthemystro
            Krashthemystro
            June 7, 2012 at 7:47 pm | # | Reply

            that depends in f they gave her the “good stuff”

  10. ALostProphet
    ALostProphet
    June 7, 2012 at 12:46 am | # | Reply

    I was going to make a joke about some severe reaction to someone wanting Ethan to get rid of toys, but I think that joke’s played out now. Oh well.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      June 7, 2012 at 1:03 am | # | Reply

      Yes, but if instead of making played-out jokes about Ethan’s toy collecting, you were smoking and drinking, would we be laughing?

  11. Brasca1
    Brasca1
    June 7, 2012 at 12:48 am | # | Reply

    It would be nice if this pulls Robin and Leslie back together or gets Ethan a new boyfriend or both. Just hope they don’t forget about Amber.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      June 7, 2012 at 1:00 am | # | Reply

      Your comment reminds me of the Frasier episode where Roz goes into labor, and Frasier, Daphne, Niles and Martin are in the waiting room is bitching about what an awful night they had–except when the hospital attendants wheel Roz through, and they manage to act concerned for all of thirty seconds.

  12. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    June 7, 2012 at 12:55 am | # | Reply

    Honestly, I think Robin could’ve said anything at this point and Leslie would’ve gone along with it. I mean, c’mon, hijinks are FUN and they have a loooooong wait. (Both for Ethan AND the Warnerspawn.)

    That fourth-panel face is not the face of someone who is reacting to getting back their coffee table.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      June 7, 2012 at 1:21 am | # | Reply

      I dunno, this is Leslie. If she cares about one tho g, it’s coffee tables (see character bio).

  13. Pier
    Pier
    June 7, 2012 at 1:29 am | # | Reply

    Well, Leslie was one of the reasons why Ethan wasn’t able to get his boyfriend on his own in the first place (when he and Manny are “almost” getting along), so she should feel at least a little guilt on this.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      June 7, 2012 at 1:32 am | # | Reply

      Yes, but nobody but Robin is aware that Manny’s not the prostitute.

  14. John
    John
    June 7, 2012 at 1:33 am | # | Reply

    Leslie sounds like my Mother when I was a teenager and obsessed with Gundam models…

  15. invisiblemoose
    invisiblemoose
    June 7, 2012 at 1:49 am | # | Reply

    I’m calling it.

    Robin hasn’t pulled her pants up yet.

    • mickeyten
      mickeyten
      June 7, 2012 at 2:03 am | # | Reply

      Seems likely.

    • iggy_rock
      iggy_rock
      June 7, 2012 at 11:43 am | # | Reply

      Same thought as well.

  16. Billy
    Billy
    June 7, 2012 at 6:55 am | # | Reply

    As off color as a discussion of what musical instrument best represents Leslie’s sexual organs, it sure beats another day of “Ethan stopping to buy a single toy he’d just found, from a store he was already in when he got the call about Amber going into labor, is a sign of him having a deep mental illness,” discussion. And I thank you all for that. :-)

  17. agentksilver
    agentksilver
    June 7, 2012 at 7:58 am | # | Reply

    Yessss. I love it when Robin gets into hijinx. Feels right, you know?

  18. Gholateg
    Gholateg
    June 7, 2012 at 10:13 am | # | Reply

    Her pants are still around her ankles… aren’t they? She hopped all the way back.

  19. Tom Speelman
    Tom Speelman
    June 7, 2012 at 10:20 am | # | Reply

    It’s a safe bet to assume so. Also, love the Hijinks Ensue shoutout.

  20. Herbert
    Herbert
    June 7, 2012 at 10:26 am | # | Reply

    Hijinks THAT mayhaps ensue.
    I hate to be a grammar nitpicker, but I really hate that mistake. I don’t care if it’s Robin’s mistake or Willis’s.

    • begbert2
      begbert2
      June 7, 2012 at 10:56 am | # | Reply

      Except that doesn’t make sense either as an opening line.

      I prefer “Hyjinks MAY mayhaps ensue!”, which is both correct and has an allocation of awesome alliteration also.

    • Jason
      Jason
      June 7, 2012 at 2:02 pm | # | Reply

      It’s not incorrect, Robin is purposefully using the archaic form. And she’s not making a whole sentence, just a noun phrase.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        June 7, 2012 at 3:49 pm | # | Reply

        I believe the correct grammar there would actually be “Hijinks what mayhap ensue” – no s on mayhap. I think. If we’re particular about being precise.

        Since, of course, Robin would absolutely never get it wrong, given her meticulous and careful personality.

  21. kschenke
    kschenke
    June 7, 2012 at 11:44 am | # | Reply

    I know other people have mentioned it, but hooray Hijinks Ensue reference. Joel will be pleased, I’m sure.

  22. Speedball
    Speedball
    June 7, 2012 at 1:02 pm | # | Reply

    Robin’s Hijinks are fine…

    except when they get her broken up with her girlfriend for no damn reason.

  23. Ter
    Ter
    June 7, 2012 at 1:09 pm | # | Reply

    I love that Robin and Leslie are civil with each other again :3

  24. begbert2
    begbert2
    June 7, 2012 at 3:44 pm | # | Reply

    Am I the only person who would like to think that the words “hijinks” and “ensue” can be uttered in the same sentence without it necessarily being a reference to a webcomic? It feels like a sort of co-opting of the words, depriving them of their natural meaning. I’d hate to live in a world where I can’t comment “That girl is a genius” without somebody shooting me with a finger-gun and a wink, saying “Good one!”

    • Farmer_10
      Farmer_10
      June 7, 2012 at 3:56 pm | # | Reply

      ;)

    • kschenke
      kschenke
      June 7, 2012 at 5:36 pm | # | Reply

      Well, Willis and Joel are good friends, so it’s not too far out of left field to think that was a nod to HE.

      • begbert2
        begbert2
        June 7, 2012 at 8:45 pm | # | Reply

        Right, right, but does this mean that if we see the word ‘hijinks’, we will inevitably see the word ‘ensue’ nearby? Has ‘ensue’ also lost the ability to stand alone? Are both these words slowly receding from their previous free and normal usages, unconstrained by each other or the webcomic that they at one time, long ago in the past, didn’t reference?

        It feels like a small amount of shine has gone out of the english language. I need an indian to come and cry a single tear for it.

        (Mind you, I’d need an entire native army to come charging in and flood the place to compensate for all the other damage that has been done by memes and soundbytes over the past ten-to-forty years, but still it feels like each new tiny chink deserves its designated dampening.)

        • begbert2
          begbert2
          June 7, 2012 at 8:52 pm | # | Reply

          And I hasten to clarify, I’m not bothered by the fact that Willis used the words, together or separately, regardless of reason. (Arguably they should both get more use – they’re both excellent and underappreciated words.) My dismay is at how many people seem to have leapt onto the perceived reference. Admittedly there’s a somewhat high representation of webcomic-reading people here but still, I’m watching a language shift before my eyes.

        • Kryss LaBryn
          Kryss LaBryn
          June 7, 2012 at 11:25 pm | # | Reply

          *Tear*

  25. demoncat
    demoncat
    June 7, 2012 at 6:56 pm | # | Reply

    lesilie first thought should be panic over being involved with one of robins plans. though on the other hand if it leads to ethan having some romance get it done robin

  26. tahrey
    tahrey
    June 13, 2012 at 4:09 am | # | Reply

    Wait a minute… she has EYEBROWS?!

  27. lethargy
    lethargy
    July 15, 2012 at 1:13 pm | # | Reply

    It’s so nice to see Leslie and Robin getting along again! <3

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