Comments on: Alfred

By: Hitoshi

Hitoshi — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 18:58:08 +0000

I would probably have to buy two Alfreds, one for me and one for my friend who is in labor. Because almost all my friends are major geeks and Batman ranks very high with a majority of us, plus who doesn’t love Alfred. I mean seriously, Alfred.

By: John Harmon

John Harmon — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 08:32:32 +0000

Yes, wanting to not rush immediately to the hospital for the birthing of someone else’s kid is a serious red light.

By: Mollyscribbles

Mollyscribbles — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 12:30:34 +0000

Eh, either Mike or the doctor or whoever’s with Amber when she gives birth in an inconvenient location and believes from TV that that’s the first thing you should do.

By: Francesco

Francesco — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 09:06:26 +0000

Is that the italian BTAS theme song? How the hell is that there?

By: Alan / Falcon

Alan / Falcon — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 07:31:52 +0000

This is why you should always check the games aisle for fingerprints on the dusty ones. So you can look behind them and hide whatever you find just to spite JediAutobot.

By: CWR

CWR — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 06:06:59 +0000

But your flank is your SIDE…do women have a side exit I haven’t been informed of?

By: Jen Aside

Jen Aside — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 03:53:49 +0000

To be fair, it’s not like he has loads of experience with childbirth =p And there’s always the odd person who has one contraction before *POOP* there’s a baby!

Wacky biology and its inconsistencies!

By: Rocket Lobster

Rocket Lobster — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 03:11:40 +0000

Shut up, Roadblock! Those teenage girls you play ping pong with are doing it ironically!

By: Wikipedia

Wikipedia — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 02:19:09 +0000

My sister gave birth at the end of April, I sat in the waiting room until just after midnight.
That being said, I still wasn’t allowed to see the baby or his mom for about a week after.
Wait in line, buy the toy, sit in the waiting room.
Blame traffic if you have to, tell everyone that you had just walked out of the store when you got the call. No body will ask to see the time on the receipt. Hours after the child is born mom might feel up to seeing you, but she will not care if you were a little late.
This is from knowing three different women give birth to 5 different babies.

By: Wikipedia

Wikipedia — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 02:11:05 +0000

I think it is safe to say that anyone OTHER THAT Mike asking to cut the cord is going too far into the creepy factor.
The only reason you should ask to cut it is if you think there might be a chance that you could be the father.
With that in mind, how do you think Mike would respond if you told him you had been with his girlfriend, and the baby might not even be his?