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Influence

by David Willis on May 16, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 02 - Kitty Galore


└ Tags: jacob, nipple, roz, sex

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  1. SplashBoogie
    SplashBoogie
    May 16, 2012 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Roz as a person you are terrible. But I have to admit I laughed.

  2. Thores
    Thores
    May 16, 2012 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Did… did Roz just stick it in her butt in panel 5?

    • Michael
      Michael
      May 16, 2012 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

      I was trying to figure out what she was doing

      • Fren
        Fren
        May 18, 2012 at 7:42 am | # | Reply

        Completely possible to hit the vag from that angle, man.

    • Brasca1
      Brasca1
      May 16, 2012 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

      With that expression on his face I’m not sure if she didn’t stick it in his butt.

    • C
      C
      May 16, 2012 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

      In his butt.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        May 16, 2012 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

        what what?

        • Wonder Wig
          Wonder Wig
          May 16, 2012 at 12:36 am | # | Reply

          in the butt

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            May 16, 2012 at 1:14 am | # | Reply

            You all got Butts Disease.

            • lawzlo
              lawzlo
              May 16, 2012 at 3:35 am | # | Reply

              Is it in her butt? Or is it in her taco.

              And no, I am not referring to the vagina.

              • Madd
                Madd
                May 16, 2012 at 10:52 am | # | Reply

                It’s in her butt taco.

    • Echidna
      Echidna
      May 16, 2012 at 12:51 pm | # | Reply

      I thought she was fairly obviously reaching back to grab his Danger Organ as a distraction. On that note, damn Willis. You are starting to verge on QC territory.

      • David Willis
        David Willis
        May 16, 2012 at 2:15 pm | # | Reply

        Your first sentence is correct! I dunno what the second one means.

        • Kiwi
          Kiwi
          May 16, 2012 at 8:12 pm | # | Reply

          Either he’s saying your characters are turning into headcases or there is a lot of nudity. I’m not sure.

          • David Willis
            David Willis
            May 16, 2012 at 8:18 pm | # | Reply

            In either case, that’s been my territory way longer than QC has been around!

  3. Caffienated
    Caffienated
    May 16, 2012 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Lol gotta love his persistence and yay side boobies

    • Yhelta
      Yhelta
      May 16, 2012 at 9:13 pm | # | Reply

      She is experiencing train of thought derailment failure

  4. The Sound Defense
    The Sound Defense
    May 16, 2012 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Making progress, she says.

    • Zuche
      Zuche
      May 16, 2012 at 11:07 am | # | Reply

      Looking better, she says.

  5. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    May 16, 2012 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Commenting before reading because SWEET JESUS IS IT WARM IN HERE.

  6. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    May 16, 2012 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Wow Jacob has like…the best stamina ever…17 hours and NO sleep after all that sex. I mean…Roz has to be tired by now

    • Jetstream
      Jetstream
      May 16, 2012 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

      “You would think that I am done but I am not.”

      /Leon Phelps

    • mister gray
      mister gray
      May 16, 2012 at 1:56 am | # | Reply

      Actually its 22 hours of sex and not tired.

    • Zaratustra
      Zaratustra
      May 16, 2012 at 7:02 am | # | Reply

      Man has practice.

    • Madd
      Madd
      May 16, 2012 at 10:55 am | # | Reply

      He’s no lightweight! He could screw Roz under the table!! Not literally under the table … well, I mean he probably could do that too, but I meant like drinking … you know … like when people have drinking contests … and they drink until one of them … ahh screw you guys!

      lol

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        May 16, 2012 at 5:09 pm | # | Reply

        Roz could do that too, yes, were she not fictional.

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      May 16, 2012 at 11:59 pm | # | Reply

      He’s an addict. It’s less “stamina” and more “compulsion.”

      “Stamina” is how long you can do it while it’s fun.
      “Compulsion” is what drives you to keep doing it long past that point.

    • Krogaladin
      Krogaladin
      May 17, 2012 at 7:05 am | # | Reply

      I like to think that during those hours they took a break and she instead distracted him with games and food. like Mario Kart.

  7. Terah
    Terah
    May 16, 2012 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

    That’s some stamina he’s got.

  8. timemonkey
    timemonkey
    May 16, 2012 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Can we get Amber in here to kick Roz’s ass.? Please? Or Malaya? Bitch fought a car to a draw, she can tak Roz.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      May 16, 2012 at 12:20 am | # | Reply

      I’d much prefer Robin

      • Aizat
        Aizat
        May 16, 2012 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

        Make it a steel cage match.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        May 16, 2012 at 9:36 am | # | Reply

        Just what Jacob needs. Two hot ladies, rather similar looking, and one of them bisexual, fighting. And considering it’s Robin, you just KNOW she’d try to make it fanservicey with torn clothes and possibly pudding.

        And Roz totally wouldn’t mind so long as she can film it. Hey, her sister’s first naughty video was a big hit, why not cash in with a sequel?

        • Spammy McSpamster
          Spammy McSpamster
          May 17, 2012 at 3:05 pm | # | Reply

          Robin can kick MIKE’S ass though. It won’t be so much sexy, as short.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      May 16, 2012 at 9:32 am | # | Reply

      Remember that Jacob has a serious thing for Amber. Watching her and Roz fight might…excite him.

      Dunno if he’d be into the whole pregnancy thing. Probably make it a little weird.

      • Madd
        Madd
        May 16, 2012 at 10:57 am | # | Reply

        He’s a sex addict and he’s got the hots for her … does it matter that she happens to be pregnant?

      • timemonkey
        timemonkey
        May 16, 2012 at 6:22 pm | # | Reply

        He can be hot for her all he wants, doesn’t mean anythings gonna happen. And I don’t see the fight taking long, just have Amber pop up and rage kick Roz in the face.

  9. Sensedog
    Sensedog
    May 16, 2012 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

    Fuzzy handcuffs in panels 7 and 8? Yes? No? Either way, good times.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      May 16, 2012 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

      I like to think that the bed is just holding him back. oh jacob and your sentient beds

      • molochmachine
        molochmachine
        May 16, 2012 at 12:37 am | # | Reply

        Rape bed. The bed that rapes people. Or was it a stove?

        • Yotomoe
          Yotomoe
          May 16, 2012 at 12:46 am | # | Reply

          in all honesty…I’d much rather be raped by a bed…than a stove…ow…

        • javer80
          javer80
          May 16, 2012 at 1:33 am | # | Reply

          I like you. And it was DeathBed – and also RapeStove. Close.

    • Tom T.
      Tom T.
      May 16, 2012 at 8:33 am | # | Reply

      Hair scrunchies.

  10. Yotomoe
    Yotomoe
    May 16, 2012 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

    Jacob is slowly unwrapping from around her little finger. very slowly

    • Tom T.
      Tom T.
      May 16, 2012 at 8:34 am | # | Reply

      Butt as you can see, she just uses bigger fingers.

  11. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    May 16, 2012 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

    He has great stamina and an extreamly one track mind.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      May 16, 2012 at 12:32 am | # | Reply

      and it’s not even where you think it’d be.

  12. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    May 16, 2012 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

    Meanwhile, Singularikitty’s eaten everything but the walls by now.

    • SplashBoogie
      SplashBoogie
      May 16, 2012 at 12:37 am | # | Reply

      There’s an eating-out joke somewhere in there but I just don’t have the heart…

      • Wizard
        Wizard
        May 16, 2012 at 12:44 am | # | Reply

        In Jacob’s apartment, pussy eats YOU!

        And now I have an even more horrifying image stuck in my head.

        • Rex Hondo
          Rex Hondo
          May 16, 2012 at 2:38 am | # | Reply

          GAH! Wicked City flashback!

        • I.care.0
          I.care.0
          May 16, 2012 at 11:09 am | # | Reply

          Neil Gailman – American Gods.

          Why I had to remember this?

          • Madd
            Madd
            May 16, 2012 at 11:32 am | # | Reply

            *creeps up behind you and whispers in in a drawn out creepy way* Bilquis

  13. Thor
    Thor
    May 16, 2012 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

    Ah, the infamous “nipple” tag makes another appearance.

    • Hiredg00n
      Hiredg00n
      May 17, 2012 at 12:41 am | # | Reply

      you know… of all tags, I don’t mind that one so much.

      also, finally managed to find a way to get our Gravs to appear to be staring at each other.

  14. Linkara
    Linkara
    May 16, 2012 at 12:39 am | # | Reply

    Well, bear in mind that Roz is under the impression that sex addiction is not a real thing. While she recognizes that Jacob HAS addictions and problems, she doesn’t think sex is one of them. As such, I think what she’s trying to do is solve all the other problems in his life to prove that to him.

    She will be unsuccessful, of course, but I get what she’s doing and she IS trying to help him, just not the right way.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      May 16, 2012 at 8:09 am | # | Reply

      The fact that she doesn’t seem to care if he’s happy isn’t a good sign.

      • Tom T.
        Tom T.
        May 16, 2012 at 8:35 am | # | Reply

        She thinks he’s happy enough as long as she’s doing him.

      • Andrusi
        Andrusi
        May 16, 2012 at 9:30 am | # | Reply

        She thinks she’s sacrificing his present happiness for his eventual greater happiness. Like a parent on a small budget who buys their child Optimus Prime for their birthday instead of buying them 108 crappy gumball machine toys throughout the year.

  15. Tunasammich
    Tunasammich
    May 16, 2012 at 12:46 am | # | Reply

    Methinks Roz is ALSO a sex addict

    • Agentksilver
      Agentksilver
      May 16, 2012 at 12:56 am | # | Reply

      Noooo…ya think?

    • Madd
      Madd
      May 16, 2012 at 11:00 am | # | Reply

      Methinks Roz is a manipulator who uses sex as a tool.

    • I.care.0
      I.care.0
      May 16, 2012 at 11:12 am | # | Reply

      Methinks there shoud be more Roz-zes in the world. Pun not intended.

    • SonicBlueRanger
      SonicBlueRanger
      May 16, 2012 at 12:33 pm | # | Reply

      In other news the sky is blue.

  16. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    May 16, 2012 at 1:26 am | # | Reply

    Panel 5 needs a Sphincter Clench effect.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      May 16, 2012 at 7:35 am | # | Reply

      that’s the last thing that panel needs.

  17. Melvin Schlock
    Melvin Schlock
    May 16, 2012 at 1:30 am | # | Reply

    Jacob’s face in Panel 7. Gold.

    • tahrey
      tahrey
      May 18, 2012 at 4:42 am | # | Reply

      Must be serious… must be serious… must be serio…. BOOBS! OH YEAH. Er. Where was I? Aha. Right. Boobs.

  18. sun tzu
    sun tzu
    May 16, 2012 at 1:50 am | # | Reply

    Usually, I LIKE Roz. I tend to think of her as “Robin without the annoying parts”.
    But if there’s something wrong with her…it’s her treatment of Jacob. And that’s SERIOUSLY wrong.
    I mean, I get that she doesn’t believe sex addiction is real. Well, at this point? At this point, she ought to know better. She’s hanging around with a sex addict, and she has the Internet.

    • Zuche
      Zuche
      May 16, 2012 at 11:36 am | # | Reply

      Sure, those are all solid points, but Roz isn’t seeing it that way. She’s caught up in her perception that a) society is so sexually dishonest, b) her views on sex are correct and wholly enlightened, and c) she doesn’t have this problem. That last one is a sticking point for a lot of people. Some of them think that a problem can’t be real if they don’t have it.

      I remember a nursing supervisor having to conduct short classes for her staff to remind them that being unable to identify a cause for pain did not mean pain was absent. It’s even worse when the problem relates to mental health.

  19. MR C
    MR C
    May 16, 2012 at 1:52 am | # | Reply

    i called this

    did i not call this

    that said, good stamina bro

  20. Steve Rudzinski
    Steve Rudzinski
    May 16, 2012 at 2:26 am | # | Reply

    Technically speaking, having sex with the same person all the time isn’t sex addiction. The problem with the addiction is having lots of sex with lots of different people. So if Roz sticks with Jacob this could be great for him.

    • coobee
      coobee
      May 16, 2012 at 4:12 am | # | Reply

      No, sex addiction is wanting to have sex all the time. It doesn’t matter who with, with yourself if need be, just sex sex sex all the time all the time sex. Strangers are more likelt to do you because they haven’t worked out how weird you are yet.

      • coobee
        coobee
        May 16, 2012 at 4:29 am | # | Reply

        Oops. Double-posted the double-post. I am doubly sorry.

        • coobee
          coobee
          May 16, 2012 at 4:32 am | # | Reply

          WHYYYYYYY

      • coobee
        coobee
        May 16, 2012 at 4:29 am | # | Reply

        Oops. Double-posted the double-post. I am doubly sorry.

    • coobee
      coobee
      May 16, 2012 at 4:12 am | # | Reply

      No, sex addiction is wanting to have sex all the time. It doesn’t matter who with, with yourself if need be, just sex sex sex all the time all the time sex. Strangers are more likelt to do you because they haven’t worked out how weird you are yet.

      • Mal
        Mal
        May 16, 2012 at 10:50 am | # | Reply

        If this is true, then I’ve been an addict since I was 13.

        From what I gather, so has every other male.

        • I.care.0
          I.care.0
          May 16, 2012 at 11:18 am | # | Reply

          The line is drawn at the point when it becomes a need and not a pleasure, and you can’t be at peace doing anything else, can’t live without it, and suffers from abstinence crisis when you don’t have sex for extended periods.

          So yes, every other male have it.

          • JW
            JW
            August 18, 2012 at 11:33 pm | # | Reply

            Asexual ones don’t.

            And they are more common than you might think. Just sayin’ ;)

            Also, there’s a difference between simply being horny a lot at unpredictable but frequent times (usual, normal male), and literally being unable to refuse it, even after having had it in the last hour or two, which seems to be Jacob’s problem here.

            A normal male, having just finished having sex, can generally resist being manipulated into doing it again RIGHT AWAY, especially when he knows it’s just to distract him… we see Jacob here unable to resist it several times in the same day. Back to back. To back to back.

            That’s… that’s not just normal male hormones, there. That is a compulsion.

        • Madd
          Madd
          May 16, 2012 at 11:23 am | # | Reply

          Sure, there are guys who have don’t think things through or simply make the choice to have sex with someone they know will cause issues/drama in their lives, but most guys don’t have sex with the mom of the woman they’re crazy about.

          • ristar15
            ristar15
            May 16, 2012 at 12:09 pm | # | Reply

            Is that where I went wrong? >..>

            • MR C
              MR C
              May 16, 2012 at 12:25 pm | # | Reply

              i’m sorry is your avatar of cyclops getting pooped on by a floating butt

              cause if it is, than i can’t take anything you say seriously

              that said there is nothing wrong with sex addiction until it affects your public life

              • ristar15
                ristar15
                May 17, 2012 at 11:30 am | # | Reply

                Yes, Cyclops is a shithead.

      • Valdrax
        Valdrax
        May 17, 2012 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

        It’s a posting palindrome! (Until someone ruins it anyway…)

    • agentksilver
      agentksilver
      May 16, 2012 at 8:29 pm | # | Reply

      Roz is avoiding a difficult conversation by having sex. Continuously. How is this not sex addiction?

      • Valdrax
        Valdrax
        May 17, 2012 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

        She’s not addicted to the sex. She’s just a manipulator who’s “only got a hammer.”

  21. Steve Rudzinski
    Steve Rudzinski
    May 16, 2012 at 2:27 am | # | Reply

    Technically speaking, having sex with the same person all the time isn’t sex addiction. The problem with the addiction is having lots of sex with lots of different people. So if Roz sticks with Jacob this could be great for him.

    • Focket
      Focket
      May 16, 2012 at 4:17 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, but he’s only having sex with “one person” because that one person isn’t leaving him alone. Sex addiction is having sex with lots of people, because normally one person won’t put with all that much.

      Given that he literally can’t seem to stop himself from having sex with Roz, enough that even with her impressive ‘must prove my point’ determination, she is tired, even though he sincerely seems to want to improve and listen to his shrink? Roz = bad for Jacob, sorry to say. And by this point, it’s really bad.

      • Jelli
        Jelli
        May 16, 2012 at 7:22 pm | # | Reply

        So you’re not an alcoholic if you always go to the same bar?

    • Dragon Nataku
      Dragon Nataku
      May 16, 2012 at 6:39 am | # | Reply

      An addiction, simplistically defined, is something that interferes with your day-to-day life, such as when Jacob disappeared from work for however long it was cause he was busy banging everyone and their mum. Literally. ^>__>^;;

    • Zuche
      Zuche
      May 16, 2012 at 11:46 am | # | Reply

      Roz dedicated the last twenty-two hours to keeping Jacob from finishing a sentence, to the point that something she enjoys is no longer fun for her. How healthy can a relationship be if your partner will do anything to avoid an important conversation?

      • Steve Rudzinski
        Steve Rudzinski
        May 17, 2012 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

        Sex is great for the immune system, so very healthy.

        • Zuche
          Zuche
          May 17, 2012 at 9:20 am | # | Reply

          The individual might gain benefits in terms of physical health, but we’re discussing the relationship.

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      May 17, 2012 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

      Technically speaking, you’re what experts call “talking out of your ass.” Addiction is defined by how your compulsion impacts your life. Jacob is definitely an addict, and as he previously stated sex is only one of several addictive behaviors he has. He almost self-destructed due to these habits earlier when Mike pushed him over the edge.

      I mean, look at him — he can’t even finish a sentence to break up with a girl who is manipulating his addiction so that she can mooch off of him after 22 hours.

  22. Historyman68
    Historyman68
    May 16, 2012 at 4:45 am | # | Reply

    …So what was that about your shrink?

  23. Dannysmartful
    Dannysmartful
    May 16, 2012 at 7:45 am | # | Reply

    If you have a sex addiction make porn (lol)

  24. rick2tails
    rick2tails
    May 16, 2012 at 12:26 pm | # | Reply

    best SP comic ever? ;)

  25. SonicBlueRanger
    SonicBlueRanger
    May 16, 2012 at 12:34 pm | # | Reply

    People who talk about Malaya or in rare cases Amber being awful people well here’s Roz.

    I think she kind of makes Malaya look like a saint in comparison.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      May 16, 2012 at 3:12 pm | # | Reply

      Roz certainly is a sinner in bed…

  26. Roborat
    Roborat
    May 16, 2012 at 3:09 pm | # | Reply

    So, having sex almost right away, but it takes her three hours before she takes her top off? Seems a little backwards there.

    And, yes, I also had trouble figuring out what she was doing in panel 5. The geometry still seems wrong for what she was apparently doing, after the explanation.

    • agentksilver
      agentksilver
      May 16, 2012 at 8:32 pm | # | Reply

      I regularly have sex with my shirt on. Dunno why, being partially clothed when going at it is kind of hot.

  27. Samson
    Samson
    May 16, 2012 at 4:38 pm | # | Reply

    His willpower is laughable, but damn, does he have some endurance.

  28. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    May 16, 2012 at 5:14 pm | # | Reply

    “What I’m trying to say is my shrink has a problem with me talking about him all the time.”

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      May 16, 2012 at 9:28 pm | # | Reply

      “Something about him just peaks my interest. He’s been in so many of my dreams…”

  29. Wack'd
    Wack'd
    May 16, 2012 at 5:16 pm | # | Reply

    Roz is messing with more people than just Jacob (though he’s obviously getting the worst of it.) Jacob is being kept from progress, and don’t forget whose not just paying for his treatment but also has a baby on the way. That’s a threefer. Mike’d be proud if he wasn’t on the receiving end.

  30. artemi
    artemi
    May 16, 2012 at 8:36 pm | # | Reply

    Oh god I love Roz so much. *laugh*

    …That probably doesn’t bode well for my mental health.

  31. Derek
    Derek
    May 17, 2012 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

    17 hours?? They used lube I hope?

  32. Fluffy776
    Fluffy776
    May 17, 2012 at 2:04 am | # | Reply

    At the reading of 17 hours all I could hear was Captain Mal from Firefly saying “Days? Boy must have stamina.”

  33. Jim Harbor
    Jim Harbor
    May 17, 2012 at 10:31 am | # | Reply

    My God Jacob! Seventeen Hours?! Your power level must be over 9000!

  34. Ebonsaber
    Ebonsaber
    May 18, 2012 at 4:24 pm | # | Reply

    Oh Jason… “Your Athletics Skill Has Improved” “You need to rest and meditate on what you’ve learned”

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