Comments on: Hate you

By: dcmeserve

dcmeserve — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:17:23 +0000

Faaaaaaaaaace AAAAAAIIIDDDSSS….

By: Magellan

Magellan — Tue, 01 May 2012 22:17:58 +0000

*Sigh* Apparently he may actually be Shockwave. Guess I’ll be needing to customize my own to fill the hole the best I can. Unless Pete Sinclair comes through for me, if it turns out it’s SG Shockwave in disguise I won’t need to bother.

By: Andrusi

Andrusi — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 12:20:24 +0000

Shockwave knows that people who aren’t heavily into the fandom tend to get him mixed up with Soundwave, so he decided to just roll with it.

By: Godly

Godly — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 03:24:14 +0000

In Longarm’s Shockwave disguise, they blast off equations that bore people to death. In his regular form, they produce high pitched sound waves that control Autotroopers and damage audio receptors.

The rest: Jazz and Kick-Off/Out/Over’s bios explain their speakers. Stepper’s speakers redirect noise, causing soldiers to disperse so that he can pick them off.

By: Derik

Derik — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 23:25:47 +0000

Now if they got drunkenly married…, then that Longarm would be half his.

By: Regalli

Regalli — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:49:53 +0000

That is so insanely over-the-top that it MUST be true.

But how’d Mike shrink down enough to fit in the tiny costume?

By: Derik

Derik — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 22:47:14 +0000

The first sperm to reach the finish line with enough energy left for a “victory lap.”

By: Heavensrun

Heavensrun — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 18:06:56 +0000

Also not true. Everyone that was born was comprised of the egg -and- the first sperm to -penetrate- the egg, which was not necessarily the first sperm to -reach- said egg.

By: Heavensrun

Heavensrun — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 18:05:08 +0000

How male-centric of you.

By: CWR

CWR — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 14:23:08 +0000

“I just made the leap to pink”

I’m calling it. Meme.