If the DoA kickstarter gets up to $20k, we can put Shortpacked! Book One back into print! Just $4k left to go!
Shortpacked! by David Willis
Toys are serious business.
Convention appearances:
Calgary Expo Calgary, AB: April 26-28
Phoenix Comicon Phoenix, AZ: May 23-26, 2013
BotCon San Diego, CA: June 28-30
San Diego Comic-Con San Diego, CA: July 18-21
SPX Bethesda, MD: September 14-15
Phoenix Comicon Phoenix, AZ: May 23-26, 2013
BotCon San Diego, CA: June 28-30
San Diego Comic-Con San Diego, CA: July 18-21
SPX Bethesda, MD: September 14-15
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Sorcery 101
Templar, AZ
The Transformers Wiki
Hail to the Slash
80 page GIANT
Axe Cop
The Book of Biff
Butt-Taco
Comics Curmudgeon
College Roomies from Hell!!!
Diesel Sweeties
Dinosaur Comics
Dr. McNinja
Dresden Codak
Fans!
Fleen
Gastrophobia
Girl Genius
Girls with Slingshots
Goats
Hark, a vagrant
Hijinks Ensue
Intrepid Girlbot
Legend of Bill
Medium Large
Not Invented Here
Octopus Pie
Overcompensating
Penny Arcade
PhDcomics
Power Nap
Questionable Content
Real Life
Rob and Elliot
Bad Machinery
Schlock Mercenary
Sheldon
So Far Apart
Something Positive
Two Lumps
Wapsi Square
Wonderella
Wondermark
Frumph.NET
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Amber: “MINE”
Man, she’s gonna be fighting her own kid for toys…
Those pregnancy pants
Walky is jealous
Amber gives birth to Ethan in the last panel.
We’ve been reading this comic in the wrong order the whole time!
With the time machine in the last comic, this kinda makes sense.
of all the “Ethan’s face is inside pregnant Amber!” comments that are undoubtedly being written at the same time, this one is my favourite.
Ethan: “Oh, uh, hello little miss Warner. Funny meeting you here.”
Embryo Warner: “Get to the point or Get the fuck out”
Eyhan: “…Ok, right, be careful, your mom might put up a fight for some of the baby Mario toys I bought for you for when you are born”
Embryo Warner: “Well she aint the only one” *punches Ethan in the face and out of Her uterus
and then their lips met…
When I got this I felt proud and ashamed all at once…
Be proud my son, be proud.
One more time, Plas?
Not quite Aizat.
Damn, girl!
It’s to bad it’s amber after that Bowser toy. I’d fight for it tooth and nail with just about anypony else.
Ethan: ITS A BOY! I saw it!
I see London, I see France…
I see Amber’s underpants?
Mike: punches Aizat*
Don’t know if I should be proud or groaning in pain right now.
That’s “hiatus.”
Did she just figure out Robin’s superspeed, or was that a Nightcrawler style BAMF out of the phone?
I thought Robin’s sugar high was only transferred orally…maybe I’m looking too far into this.
perhaps the baby some how IS genetically robin’s and it’s giving amber powers…
Robin is at least 1/3 responisble for it’s birth
It’s pregnancy power. Do NOT mess with it.
As long as she is pregnant, she can never be defetus.
…I just hope this wince I suddenly developed isn’t permanent.
I can fix that, let me get this wire coathanger…
and hang up my coat while I prescribe pills that dull the symptoms of pregnancy
JESUS CHRIST she flew out of the phone!
AMBER SHALL KILL HIM FOR HIS INSOLENCE.
We’re sure Amber’s not an abductee, right? Maybe superpowers are sexually transmitted.
In that case, Leslie should keep a close eye out. She might one day find she’s passing people on the freeway, and then realize she’d not in a car.
Her girl might carry Mike’s super strength and Amber is currently absorbing it. That’s all I got.
If leslie got super speed, her and robin would officially be Sonic & tails
Outdated slang using speed demon
and fast, but loyal blonde sidekick
Also gaaaaaay.
Well, duh!
If Mike’s powers are like an STD, wouldnt that mean that there are a shitload of super-powered mothers out there armed with nickels?
Nickels can be deadly weapons. Q.V. the anime ULTIMATE TEACHER.
Just to nitpick on the spelling, wouldn’t it be “hiatus” instead of “haitus”?
Regardless, awesome comic!
Maybe Amber is Haitian and this is how Willis decided to reveal that to us.
It used to be misspelled, then it took a lightsaber to the knee.
Why use a Skyrim + Star Wars reference when a Skyrim + Mario one would be more apropos?
I dunno, isn’t “it took a shell to the knee” a bit easily misinterpreted?
I used to make Mario references like that. Then I took a Spiny to the skull.
The plumber hats, they do nothing!
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Because the person I was replying to uses the screenname, “mistervader”.
;~)
Also, I have never beaten a Mario game. *shameface* Farthest I’ve gotten was in Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga, a bit after I got the hammers.
Now that I think about it, I’ve never beaten a game Nintendo produced themselves. O_O
Yegads. I keep forgetting that because I am reminded of the wrestler Vader, not the Star Wars dude, whenever I see my own username.
What I find impressive is that Amber knew *which* Toys R Us.
are you kidding? I bet Ethan was Foursquared in at the time, all Amber had to do was look down at her phone to figure out where he was
that, or she checked ALL of them
And not a single f*** was given to poor Ethan’s body…
(Sorry Ethan)
Mike gave your mom’s body a single fuck for a nickel
with his penis (because crossover references are awesome)
I’ve seen this new Bowser figure, and a japanese import version while smaller is much better made. This one, in the ones I saw at least seems like half of them are full of small holes.
She would have been there sooner, but well….you know…
My question is, did she run, drive, teleport or just climb out of the phone?
…and so Amber climbed Ethan “like an F-ing mountain”. lol
Yeah, that’s Ethan’s head inside Amber’s Vagina.
I would trample each and every one of my friends for Bowser.
So, was Amber already there or did she run/teleport there?
Honestly, Mr. Willis, it’s strips like this why you have to keep explaining that Robin actually does have super speed.
I really wanna believe that she came out of the phone.
At first glance, I thought Ethan was holding a Happy Meal box in the first panel. >.<
XD Is this a rendition of Animated Optimus climbing out of Swindle’s transwarp pocket using Ethan’s cell?
…And also, is Amber dressed as Angelica from Rugrats? =O
Want?
http://www.automotto.com/finally-bumblebee-model-transforms.html
Four panels of Ethan sitting on the floor looking shell-shocked. One of the same shot with him saying, “I–I–”
Final panel: “–I SAW the BABY…”
Amber’s turtle fetish will not be denied!
I like the way that he’s probably planning to buy it for her if she agrees that she still wants it.
The angry desperate collector’s lust takes Amber over instantly, forcing her to rage teleport in, and club him down like a baby seal.
BECAUSE HE IS TOUCHING IT RIGHT NOW AND HE CAN’T BE TRUSTED! IT IS SO RARE! I WILL NEVER SEE ONE OF THESE AGAIN! IT MUST BE MINE! NNEEEAARGHHH! BESIDES, HIS FINGERS WILL GROW BACK! THEY GROW BACK RIGHT? MINE!!
Frustrations due to toy distribution irregularities have turned Amber into Fred Dobbs from the Treasure of Sierra Madre.
Poor Ethan, he just got Amber’s vagina (puts on sunglasses). . .
In the FAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
What, you know somebody was going to do it, I was surprised it took this long.
being a collector himself Ethan should have know better to not tease Amber in her condition with her holly grail . for now he is feeling her wrath as she is in a frenzy to get it out out of his unworthy hands.
he was just trying to help you Amber! XD
“Have you ever wanted a collectible so badly that you gave birth to a full grown man on the spot?”
Because: Amber knows climbing someone, trampling him, and taking something from his hands, is the sincerest form of thank you! this world has ever seen. (And, maybe, she is beyond desperation!)