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Big sister

by David Willis on April 5, 2012 at 12:01 am
  • 01 - Deady Dearest

└ Tags: amber, mike

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  1. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    April 5, 2012 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Does that include being a big sister to Faz?

    • Garth
      Garth
      April 5, 2012 at 11:47 am | # | Reply

      I think that’s the implication in the last panel, yes.

  2. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    April 5, 2012 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    And some of the east coast, too, maybe

    • TheBenenator
      TheBenenator
      April 5, 2012 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

      East Coast . . . is the Nest Coast?

      • L
        L
        April 6, 2012 at 8:37 am | # | Reply

        I’ll the it over the Jersey shore any day.

  3. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    April 5, 2012 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    She’s going to go give Faz a noogie and call him a little shit?

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      April 5, 2012 at 8:07 am | # | Reply

      He probably considers that foreplay.

      • Yotomoe
        Yotomoe
        April 5, 2012 at 3:26 pm | # | Reply

        By this diagram you can see that any nestling of Faz’s hair is just a plea for Faz to please you sexually

  4. hectoruno
    hectoruno
    April 5, 2012 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    I think that is the point. She is going to have to tell Faz because she is his big sister.

  5. dym
    dym
    April 5, 2012 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Mike is being super nice right now. I really like him when he’s like this.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      April 5, 2012 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

      What’s great is he’s being nice without actually being nice. Coming from someone else this wouldn’t be half as effective.

      • StClair
        StClair
        April 5, 2012 at 1:25 am | # | Reply

        Exactly.

    • Icalasari
      Icalasari
      April 5, 2012 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

      Oddly, he’s SOBER while being nice

      • Historyman68
        Historyman68
        April 5, 2012 at 1:59 am | # | Reply

        That’s because he luuuuuuuves her!

        • thepreciousthing
          thepreciousthing
          April 5, 2012 at 12:47 pm | # | Reply

          He’s drunk. On love.

    • mickeyten
      mickeyten
      April 5, 2012 at 2:08 am | # | Reply

      I noticed. Especially the sorta sad look in the lower right corner. It’s not even like he’s feeding off her tears or anything; she’s sad and he’s being there for her even though it makes him uncomfortable.

  6. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    April 5, 2012 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Mike would make a surprisingly good therapist.

    • Leorale
      Leorale
      April 5, 2012 at 12:18 am | # | Reply

      Well, except for his whole “rape therapy” idea.

      • Derik
        Derik
        April 5, 2012 at 3:07 am | # | Reply

        Are you suggesting that rape therapy doesn’t work?

        • Bickendan
          Bickendan
          April 5, 2012 at 4:29 am | # | Reply

          It wouldn’t. Unless it’s Mike. And you’re paying him a nickel. (He’s overpaying)

    • Hewlett
      Hewlett
      April 5, 2012 at 12:11 pm | # | Reply

      If you parse it correctly, yeah.

  7. Justin
    Justin
    April 5, 2012 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    I like seeing sober Mike play therapist. It’s a lovely medly of “genuinely wants to help Amber” and “I am Mike and I strangle things and do moms for nickels”.

    • Tucker
      Tucker
      April 5, 2012 at 1:00 pm | # | Reply

      The RAPISTS for 400!

  8. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    April 5, 2012 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    …Mike, when has awkwardness EVER stopped you?

    • Jetstream
      Jetstream
      April 5, 2012 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

      I think he’s just disappointed that there won’t be any pain…

      Unless Mike has found out how to punch someone in the soul. That could correct the problem.

      • fellixe
        fellixe
        April 5, 2012 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

        For Mike a confused response is the wrong kind of awkwardness, like when you punch a corpse and people are like, “what was that all about?” People should be outraged and offended and know exactly why or it isn’t worth the effort.

  9. Jetstream
    Jetstream
    April 5, 2012 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Aw man, now we’re gonna have to get real character development for Faz. I was enjoying having a caricature of a sleeze, but I think Willis is about to humanize him.

    Or maybe turn him into a Supervillain for real. That would be cool, actually.

  10. |Agent
    |Agent
    April 5, 2012 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

    “Big sister to half the West Coast”? What’s that about? I feel like it is something I ought to know.

    • Jetstream
      Jetstream
      April 5, 2012 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

      Faz is not the only bastard offspring of Mr. O’Malley. There are two others that have been shown (implied) at McAwesome’s.

      There might be dozens.

    • SpaceViking
      SpaceViking
      April 5, 2012 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

      Basically, Amber’s dad got in some trouble with the Korean mafia by sleeping with nearly all of their wives. Faz is one such offspring .

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      April 5, 2012 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

      In that regards, Amber’s father is like my own, I most likely have even more brothers and sisters than I have already accounted for.

      • TheBenenator
        TheBenenator
        April 5, 2012 at 12:25 am | # | Reply

        Ouch. I’ve only got three half-brothers and a half-sister. O_o

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          April 5, 2012 at 12:32 am | # | Reply

          I have only met two of my brothers and a sister, know of two other brothers and another sister, and there are very likey a few more here in Oz and overseas.

          • Jill
            Jill
            April 5, 2012 at 1:55 pm | # | Reply

            I have a few half-siblings my mom and I didn’t know about until I was 18. I know it’s not their fault, but I don’t want to speak to them.

            • Yotomoe
              Yotomoe
              April 5, 2012 at 3:28 pm | # | Reply

              I’ve only gotz one… :T but I still feel like a kindred spirit

  11. Wonder Wig
    Wonder Wig
    April 5, 2012 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

    I strangely feel like replacing Mike’s lines with lines from Johnny Bravo.

    • haituri
      haituri
      April 5, 2012 at 3:33 am | # | Reply

      Do this. Link the result.

      • NF
        NF
        April 5, 2012 at 9:54 am | # | Reply

        Seconded.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      April 5, 2012 at 2:48 pm | # | Reply

      Black shirt, poofy yellow hair, superhuman muscles…why didn’t I see it before? All he needs is the sunglasses!

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      April 5, 2012 at 3:30 pm | # | Reply

      “Hey there Little lady, You should just forget your daddy issues and pic up some a big helping of “Oh Mama”!. Flex Flex Flex~

  12. OverlordMikey
    OverlordMikey
    April 5, 2012 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Amber might just tell Faz the truth now – wonder how that’ll go…

    Anyway Mike’s being kinda sweet right now…

    Excuse me as I have something to attend to at the moment…

    [runs away screaming]

  13. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    April 5, 2012 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    I see through your plans Mike, you figured out that Amber wanted you to tell Faz about his dead father so she doesn’t have to, so you act all nice so she will be one to tell him, thus stress her out enough to give birth prematurely.

  14. Ray Barrington
    Ray Barrington
    April 5, 2012 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Mike isn’t being nice – he’s just being the opposite of what you expect.

  15. Uniqueantique
    Uniqueantique
    April 5, 2012 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

    And Mike loves Amber.

  16. AliaPie
    AliaPie
    April 5, 2012 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

    Mike’s being super nice and helpful, without actually being, you know, nice. It’s quite strange and amazing.

    • johannhowitzer
      johannhowitzer
      April 5, 2012 at 6:21 pm | # | Reply

      I’m actually surprised it took half the comment page for someone to say this. I like this side of Mike… he is surprisingly human.

  17. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    April 5, 2012 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

    Thing That Won’t Happen, Now That I’ve Talked About It(TM): Mike blackmails Galasso into borrowing his resurrection/cloning apparatus, then returns Blaine to the mortal coil, for no other purpose than to have an epic duel of jerkwadness.

    • Rex Hondo
      Rex Hondo
      April 5, 2012 at 12:25 am | # | Reply

      No, Mike’s going to have him resurrected as a wedding gift for Amber, so she gets a chance to dispose of him however she pleases.

      • TheBenenator
        TheBenenator
        April 5, 2012 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

        I support this idea.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        April 5, 2012 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

        It doesn’t count as murder if he is offically dead already. *evil grin*

        • Regalli
          Regalli
          April 5, 2012 at 12:56 am | # | Reply

          Especially if there are no witnesses and they dispose of the corpse in the same coffin and grave.

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            April 5, 2012 at 1:22 am | # | Reply

            That’s how it’s usually done, yes. :D

            • Tucker
              Tucker
              April 5, 2012 at 1:01 pm | # | Reply

              Does double jeopardy apply?

  18. Jaystyles
    Jaystyles
    April 5, 2012 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

    Wow Mike being supported…….Im scared and excited he cares

  19. LionHeart
    LionHeart
    April 5, 2012 at 12:51 am | # | Reply

    OH SNAP!

    …I don’t care if she said it herself, it still warrants a “OH SNAP!”, goddangit!

  20. meanderling
    meanderling
    April 5, 2012 at 12:54 am | # | Reply

    Man, this is the reason Mike and Amber work, and I kind of love it, not gonna lie. Hope you ain’t gonna shit on my party, Willis. I don’t trust you

    Also, I really wonder how this Faz thing is gonna go.

    • Valdrax
      Valdrax
      April 5, 2012 at 1:11 am | # | Reply

      Faz will take up all Faz’s father’s legacy.
      With Faz’s penis. Because the ladies love it.

    • Shadlyn Wolfe
      Shadlyn Wolfe
      April 5, 2012 at 6:48 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, I love Mike and Amber as a pair, but I’m still trepidatious about the foreshadowing of Jason’s line: Mike never does anything he doesn’t want to, he just doesn’t always do it for the reasons you’d like.

  21. Laura
    Laura
    April 5, 2012 at 1:07 am | # | Reply

    Ohmigosh, Mike and Amber are so cute I can’t stand it. In a wonderfully twisted, realistic way.

    Oddly enough, I’ve said similar to Mike’s first panel for a friend of mine (regarding a soon-to-be ex. Only they wanted the sads and possible forgiving, so I handled the angry. Complete with a menacing “let’s take a walk and have a little chat…” moment.)

  22. TJ
    TJ
    April 5, 2012 at 1:26 am | # | Reply

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone be consoling and insulting at the same time, but if anyone were to do it it’d have to be Mike.

  23. MontyPla
    MontyPla
    April 5, 2012 at 1:30 am | # | Reply

    Woah, Mike actually being nice and caring?

    Guess it really is love.

  24. batfangirlamby!
    batfangirlamby!
    April 5, 2012 at 1:33 am | # | Reply

    Mike punching Amber’s dad.. that would be a great fanfic…

    FOR ME TO WRITE

    (and maybe live vicariously through)

  25. Tristan J
    Tristan J
    April 5, 2012 at 2:02 am | # | Reply

    Mike/Amber is the best canon pairing in anything.

    • Tristan J
      Tristan J
      April 5, 2012 at 2:02 am | # | Reply

      At least unless/until Willis makes Ethan/Mike canon in Dumbing Of Age.

  26. TheMagicalFish
    TheMagicalFish
    April 5, 2012 at 2:09 am | # | Reply

    So… she will now give presents to all the people? Or will she punch them?

  27. JK9000
    JK9000
    April 5, 2012 at 2:12 am | # | Reply

    Is this really Mike? He is barely being an asshole. Rather, he’s disguising support and empathy with insensitive comments. What do you call that, backhanded apathy?

  28. Edd
    Edd
    April 5, 2012 at 2:26 am | # | Reply

    I like this side of Mike.

  29. Hythrain
    Hythrain
    April 5, 2012 at 2:42 am | # | Reply

    I’m just waiting, and expecting, for Amber to tell Faz only for Faz to go “But he’s not dead. I met him yesterday. In fact, there he is” and point to his actual dad, which’ll really mess things up.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      April 5, 2012 at 8:12 am | # | Reply

      Robin had their DNA tested, so unless there was some mistake (it’s Robin), they genuinely are related.

      Though I suppose that could mean Blaine ISN’T Amber’s father.

  30. Jagg
    Jagg
    April 5, 2012 at 4:25 am | # | Reply

    Amber never wanted to stand up to her father. She wanted to find a strong male to HURT him. So she can feel better. (see that, dad? I found a man, and he beat you. Beat you GOOD. So I win). It never once occured to her that there are other ways for an abused child to defeat an abusive father figure. Other than finding another male who likes to settle things with violence.

    And that’s sad.

    • Tom T.
      Tom T.
      April 5, 2012 at 7:05 am | # | Reply

      Mike and the baby are not a “real family”?

      • Tom T.
        Tom T.
        April 5, 2012 at 7:06 am | # | Reply

        Sorry, Jagg; that wasn’t meant to be a reply to you.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      April 5, 2012 at 8:15 am | # | Reply

      Don’t be silly. By successfully extracting herself from his life and starting her own, she DID beat him. Abuse is about power, and the fact that she barely even cares that he died proves that he had no power over her at all.

      Plus, having Mike beat him up isn’t her only revenge fantasy. She also wanted to hit the guy with a truck.

      • Kelly Clowers
        Kelly Clowers
        April 5, 2012 at 8:54 am | # | Reply

        Wouldn’t getting hit by Mike be pretty close to being hit by a truck?

  31. Dr. Z
    Dr. Z
    April 5, 2012 at 7:35 am | # | Reply

    Uh. Oh.

    Heh, heh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, , ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, eh-hee, hee, hee, , ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, , ha, ha, ha, , ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, , ha, ha, ha, , ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, , ha, ha, ha!!!!

    EDiT: I forgot to LOL.

  32. Maycroft
    Maycroft
    April 5, 2012 at 8:21 am | # | Reply

    DUN DUN DUUUUN

  33. Agentksilver
    Agentksilver
    April 5, 2012 at 8:29 am | # | Reply

    This is really sweet.

    • Creativerealms
      Creativerealms
      April 5, 2012 at 8:37 am | # | Reply

      And he’s not drunk or his cheeks would be pink, clearly Mike has some hidden motive because he’s Mike.

  34. NF
    NF
    April 5, 2012 at 9:52 am | # | Reply

    “Faz, I am your sister.”

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      April 5, 2012 at 2:50 pm | # | Reply

      Four words: “Your half brother, Faz.”

      (Willis technically already did this joke, but whatever.)

  35. Dannysmartful
    Dannysmartful
    April 5, 2012 at 10:00 am | # | Reply

    We’ve all learned a valuable lesson today. It’s OK to hit a corpse if they were previously a royal jerk.

  36. Paul
    Paul
    April 5, 2012 at 10:03 am | # | Reply

    Dawwwwww! he put his arm around her. He must be screaming on the inside. ^_^

    • Madd
      Madd
      April 5, 2012 at 11:32 am | # | Reply

      I think I like you.

  37. davidbreslin101
    davidbreslin101
    April 5, 2012 at 11:36 am | # | Reply

    It’s worth remembering Mike is somehow GOOD despite being a compulsive asshole. Otherwise, instead of defending the world against alien invaders, he’d've done his best to ensure a global massacre.

  38. SonicBlueRanger
    SonicBlueRanger
    April 5, 2012 at 12:01 pm | # | Reply

    “You can have the angry and I’ll handle the sad.” Aww thats kinda nice. Granted he’s sad because he won’t be able to beat the crap out of the guy but still.

    • Yotomoe
      Yotomoe
      April 5, 2012 at 3:32 pm | # | Reply

      I’m sad everytime I can’t beat the crap out of a guy…

  39. Random Webcomics Junkie
    Random Webcomics Junkie
    April 5, 2012 at 12:11 pm | # | Reply

    Mike being sweet and supportive is effing adorable.

    That is all.

  40. Tucker
    Tucker
    April 5, 2012 at 1:02 pm | # | Reply

    I never thought I’d see Paragon Mike.

  41. Chibi Squirt
    Chibi Squirt
    April 5, 2012 at 2:18 pm | # | Reply

    I like Mike’s face in the last panel: “Oh, shit, I accidentally did something good, didn’t I?”

  42. LiC
    LiC
    April 5, 2012 at 6:21 pm | # | Reply

    I love the fact Mike actually wanted to punch out Amber’s father for being a Jerk. This entire strip really does seem to give off a “Mike genuinely cares about Amber” vibe.

  43. Spammy McSpamster
    Spammy McSpamster
    April 5, 2012 at 7:33 pm | # | Reply

    Faz will be the best uncle in the world.
    Hands down

    …there.

  44. tDog the Kid of Peaches
    tDog the Kid of Peaches
    April 6, 2012 at 1:22 am | # | Reply

    First off, I love it when we get to see “tender” moments between Mike and Amber, especially with the baby on the way.

    Second, I feel that Amber is breaking the fourth wall in that last panel…..do the readers who don’t know their real fathers feel like they are now more connected to her?

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      April 6, 2012 at 2:28 am | # | Reply

      A lot of the time, looking straight at the audience indicates self-reflection or self-awareness.

  45. 10LettersIsTooLong
    10LettersIsTooLong
    April 6, 2012 at 9:30 pm | # | Reply

    This is the cutest thing.

  46. Dragoonchris
    Dragoonchris
    April 7, 2012 at 5:59 pm | # | Reply

    Mike does care underneath his A-holeness. He did show he cared for Dina when she said goodbye to him.

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