Real questions submitted to my Tumblr, all five days this week!
And since Joel asked so nicely, here’s a link to his webcomic, Hijinks Ensue.
Real questions submitted to my Tumblr, all five days this week!
And since Joel asked so nicely, here’s a link to his webcomic, Hijinks Ensue.
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and Danny grew the beard.
Good, if Billie grew it, some questions would be raised.
All of a sudden she’s grown a husky voice and an East German accent in my mind.
Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
Is this some sort of church that worships hoodies? o.o
Before I started reading Willis’ comics, hoodies were not only profane garments but were outright heretical, because in my “world” (Springstead High School), the only people to wear them were the members of the Wrestling team…a.k.a. the Doom Monks, disciples of the Catburner Levijah. No, hoodies were outright evil things to be run away from.
True Fact: Pro webcomicers only wear hoodies.
Lots of people in church wear hoodies…
I know they are just characters from willis’s imagination but good for them
If you go by the theory of infinite universes, with infinite things happening, and thoughts being able to subtley affect reality, and other realities even more, then they actually exist somewhere, and they actually did do this.
This also means that Willis is almost thier God.
Which makes me glad that they didn’t get run over by a truck
Well, but if there are infinite universes, there is at least one where they were run over by a car.
The one without Ruth, I presume.
That’s a lot of ifs.
An if-finite amount.
I completely forgot those two are married in this continuity.
*Gasp* 5 days a week this week? It’s a mini-plot arc! :p
I’m always wary of asking questions from creators who tend to be vindictive if you’re not careful. That’s why I don’t know what I’d ask Randy Millholland if I ever met him.
It’s why I’m shipping Mike and Kharisma.
Because I’m fucking evil.
I’m shipping Sp! Mike and S*P Mike, because that would be ridiculous. In fact, I demand fan art of this. For Xmas.
Not even Lady Gaga could think of such a bad romance.
Something Positive’s Mike or Shortpacked?
If I ever met him I’d pretend not to know who he was.
Then I’d leave.
Maybe graffiti his booth a bit first.
Yeah, I don’t like Something Positive.
That’s nice.
If he’s at a con, he’s hard to miss. First sign is the pink tablecloth that stares into your soul with it’s cuteness. Then the beard… the beard to end all beards… And as it sings out it’s follicle cry and draws you closer. While you are dazzled, he gives you a free sketch, a free comic, and sends you on your way! Then before you know it you drop over 100 bucks on a return visit at his booth on comics, Original Drawings, and just to hear him talk about weird antics he’s been up to or privy to. One involving a car being deconstructed from a parking lot and reconstructed on a university’s observatory…
I have a question. Whatever happened to Sal?
And Machete?
Not enough $100 happened? Machete left in the Tardis, don’t you know; after dying and regenerating of course.
Wha? Huh?
Oh man, I just hit you with references to $100 theater and Doctor Who in the same reply.
Truck.
Not munky
I am webcomic famous
So?
Now you have nothing to aspire to.
Worse, we, by association, have nothing to aspire to. We will be known as those people who were on the comments board with MontyPla when his existence was acknowledged that one time.
Friends, our lives have been fulfilled. Our names will be myth, our deeds, legend.
Five days on a non-plot week? It’s a Christmas Miracle!
Festivus Miracle, you mean.
If you answer any questions from this set of comments this week, then here’s one:
What did Joyce, in Dumbing of Age continuity, think of the internet when she first went on it?
Probably the same you thought of two girls one cup.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Sorry, it’s just that the memory never goes away.
I am still blissfully ignorant of the exact details, along with a couple of other freak-out sites. For one thing, I don’t click on a link just because it’s in front of me.
Still have yet to see it
Really, maybe people would shut up about it if you finished the FUCKING WEDDINGWEUHf:ohf PhGOIUSAHFOAHSCSAHCOhxLhoHop
*TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, WILL RETURN SHORTLY*
Willis pulled a Joss Whedon there. Not going to get to make more TV shows? Fine, Book and Wash are dead. Will you shut up now? Did I make a cliffhanger? Too bad, I’m doing Dollhouse. That was cancelled too? Too bad. I’m Joss Whedon – I can kill plots…in space (hey-oh).
…Before anybody hates, I consider Joss is a god… Doesn’t make it any less absurd XD
Phillips, not Whedon.
Sunday school? D:
Willis seems to really like killing Roomies! characters with trucks.
And UC was a killer truck…
Yeesh.
Sunday School? Huh. Color me surprised. I mean, I could kinda see if coming from Danny (who was never directly shown being religious, but was sometimes implied to be), but I didn’t expect it from Billie.
Well, technically it’s the same universe. Joe is here; the same Joe. The real question though: is it canon?
I wanna know what Mike thinks about my undying lust for him….
Hey! Who let you in the Doonesbury mail silo?
Did the DMS burn down?
Though you may just have hit on the explanation for that. Uncle Stupidhead was framed.
Willis had another webcomic?
He likes to think so; just play along with him.
Yeah, Roomies, It’s Walky, Joyce and Walky and Dumbing of Age.
…Aww, that’s cute.
Anyone else notice the link actually goes to Something Positive?
The image of Billie holding a Bible and it not burning her amaze’s me.
Seriously though that’s sweet and dear lord are Mike and Walky your only previous character’s who didn’t grow beards?
But but but the only comic of yours I read is Shortpacked ;_;
Its nice to see that Maggie got you a monkey for Xmas. Does he throw his poop?
I LOVE Shortpacked! <3<3<3
Now that you mention it, I would like to see Billie and Danny on Shortpacked.
Billie and Danny don’t really know any of the SP! crew. They’ve kind of met Robin and maybe Mike, but the only SEMME people they actually knew were Joyce, Walky, Joe, and Sal.
Plus, aren’t they in a completely different state?
FLYING CAR. Joe has been in the strip, remember?
I just finished an archive binge. Kept trying to click on the comic and see the next one before I realized I’d caught up.
Because my life is so exciting, right?