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Harder

by David Willis on November 23, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 05 - The Death of Snkrs

└ Tags: mike, robin desanto

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    November 23, 2011 at 12:01 am | # | Reply

    UH OH IT’S ON D=

    • Lordphulish
      Lordphulish
      November 23, 2011 at 3:53 am | # | Reply

      This shit just got real.

  2. LazerWurm
    LazerWurm
    November 23, 2011 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    First Panel Mike looks a bit less angry than usual. Is it just me?

    • Chrisby
      Chrisby
      November 23, 2011 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

      Probably just caught off-guard/surprised by Robin yelling at him.

    • Cassidy
      Cassidy
      November 23, 2011 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

      It’s more of a WHAT THE FUCK NOW look

  3. Kurai Seraphim
    Kurai Seraphim
    November 23, 2011 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    It’s like she’s trying to make up for being an unlikeable character during her own relationship story arc.

    • Thor
      Thor
      November 23, 2011 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

      You’re right, except for the fact that she’s not an unlikable character. You’re confusing her with Ethan.

      • wererat2000
        wererat2000
        November 23, 2011 at 12:50 am | # | Reply

        she cheated on her lover, got overbearing when she moved on, then tried to seduce her back for the most petty of reasons.
        i’d say the likeability was hurt a bit.

        • Nexev
          Nexev
          November 23, 2011 at 10:57 am | # | Reply

          Actually Leslie “let robin go” before she ‘cheated’ on her.

          Which more or less means Robin couldn’t cheat on Leslie because she already got dumped.

          The fact she got physical so quickly after a breakup can be considered morally questionable yes but not nearly as much as you are trying to make out.

          • wererat2000
            wererat2000
            November 23, 2011 at 11:22 pm | # | Reply

            i thought they broke up after robin slept with that one guy & recorded it, but i could have my timeline mixed up…

            for the record, i’m not going “burn the witch” or anything, robin’s one of my favorite characters.

            • Random NPC
              Random NPC
              November 24, 2011 at 12:07 pm | # | Reply

              You guys are looking way to far into this…

              • The E-man
                The E-man
                November 28, 2011 at 8:18 pm | # | Reply

                Do you remember the arguments that were had in the comments section during that arc, and the Malaya and Leslie beginnings? The fans of this comic (including myself) overanalyze EVERY RELATIONSHIP.

      • Tikacha
        Tikacha
        November 23, 2011 at 12:55 am | # | Reply

        I completely disagree. Ethan is for the most part a joy compared to Robin most of the time. Mike works a certain way and you didn’t see Amber (who loves Mike for who he is) going to him for comfort because she knows that. Amber even understood this about Mike during the whole proposal fiasco while everyone else was going crazy. Mike shouldn’t change who he is for any reason! I hate Robin all the more for trying to get him to change.

        • Doranian
          Doranian
          November 23, 2011 at 2:25 am | # | Reply

          Evryone should try to better themselves.
          He has a flaw and he knows about it, (He even recognizes that it is a flaw!) so he should be working on changing that about himself WITHOUT Robin getting on his case. People are meant to change.

          • sir buzzkillington III
            sir buzzkillington III
            November 23, 2011 at 11:25 pm | # | Reply

            well that may be true, but mike has been like this for how long now? it’s simply who he is now, and very few people can radically change their personality easily, and fewer are willing to as it would mean letting go of all you find familiar about yourself.

        • Jason
          Jason
          November 23, 2011 at 7:22 am | # | Reply

          if you care about someone and know they’re hurting then you shouldn’t have to go to them to get comfort they should come to you and offer it

        • Nexev
          Nexev
          November 23, 2011 at 11:01 am | # | Reply

          The major flaw with this is that Mike is going to be a parent.

          Mike, the guy who had the running joke of kicking random people in the nuts, physically or metaphorically, just for what might be amusement but is really hard to tell with Mike.

          Mike kinda takes the term abusive, then kicked it in the head for being too wimpy.

          Yes he hasn’t really been a dick to Amber that often since they started dating and the like but kids follow examples, what kinda parent is one that pretty much tells the kid that being a bully for the sake of bullying will get you on top?

          And robin is the one with the problem for not wanting this?

          Really?

      • Shade
        Shade
        November 23, 2011 at 1:24 am | # | Reply

        You’re both confusing your dislike for a character to mean that the character must be unlikable. They aren’t unlikable you just don’t like them, there’s a difference.

        I also find it funny that some of the people who dislike Robin list her being selfish as part of the reason. Yet here she is not being selfish and trying to do something for her friend with no benefit for her and some use it to hate her even more. *shrugs*

        Personally, I don’t dislike any of the main cast.

        • Thor
          Thor
          November 23, 2011 at 1:54 am | # | Reply

          No, actually Ethan’s unlikability is a scientific fact. Labratory experiments show that Robin scores a solid 0.65 Hannelores, and is only thought as unlikable due to both Amber and Leslie’s higher scores, which make her look unlikable in comparison. Ethan, however is just shy of 0.22 Hannelores (mostly due to his obsessive-compulsive behavior) and is only perceived as rating higher due to his status as the strip’s main character, and comparitively dismal scores of Ninja Rick, Faz, Galasso, Malaya, and Ultracar.

          Q.E.D.

          • Raemon
            Raemon
            November 23, 2011 at 2:08 am | # | Reply

            This comment wins.

          • Daibhid C
            Daibhid C
            November 23, 2011 at 4:55 am | # | Reply

            Hang on. You’re measuring likability in Hannelores, and Ethan scores low because he’s obsessive-compulsive?

            • Thor
              Thor
              November 23, 2011 at 5:22 am | # | Reply

              No, I mean that’s the only reason he scores as high as he does. The rest of his character (the aimless doormat who fails at stand-up) barely raises his score above a flat zero. The only thing that keeps him from dropping into the negatives with Faz and Mike is that Ethan is not actively malevolent or destrcutive.

            • Raiser
              Raiser
              November 23, 2011 at 11:50 am | # | Reply

              Hannelore’s OCD is factored as a secondary characteristic when measuring likability, as it doesn’t kick in all the time and is largely harmless when it does; default HECS (Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham Standard) baseline scores are based on Hannelore’s general day-to-day personality. She’s also aware and in relative control of her OCD. For example, when she had an anxiety attack over the fact that she hadn’t had an anxiety attack all day, she scored approximately 1.23 Hannelores. Her OCD falls under known Adorably Awkward Modifier criteria. Even counting her condition as a direct likability modifier only lowers her by .0458 HECS due to the relatively harmless sociological nature of her OCD: she doesn’t get mad at anyone else for her condition, and she’s gone against her OCD on numerous occasions for the sake of others.

              Ethan’s OCD, on the other hand, broke up his relationship because he couldn’t manage some manner of control over it for long. Granted, there are other factors, but despite the fact that his obsessive purchasing ruined an otherwise decent relationship, he’s done nothing to curb it (and if memory serves, even resents his ex for not trying harder to accept that habit– essentially, the “clearly I was in the right” argument). As a result, his score is significantly effected by it.

              • SolegitRR
                SolegitRR
                November 23, 2011 at 1:43 pm | # | Reply

                This is the best kind of math ever.

              • Jason
                Jason
                November 24, 2011 at 9:21 am | # | Reply

                as far as I’m concerned Drew broke up that relationship

    • Platonix
      Platonix
      November 23, 2011 at 9:59 am | # | Reply

      Am I the only one here reminded of when she brought Joe and his internet crush together near the end of It’s Walky! ?

      • Insomniac
        Insomniac
        November 23, 2011 at 10:29 pm | # | Reply

        While Robin was seriously crushing on Joe, don’t forget.

        End of the day, Robin’s oblivious, not really selfish.

    • SonicBlueRanger
      SonicBlueRanger
      November 23, 2011 at 11:16 am | # | Reply

      I’m going to go and crazy here when I say that I don’t think thee are all that many unlikeable characters in Shortpacked except maybe Malaya.

      Yeah each character makes mistakes and screws up from time to time but that’s only because they’re human it doesn’t make them unlikeable monsters when human traites make them mess up in they’re lives.

      I mean seriously every other arc there’s a comment about what a bitch Robin is for making a mistake with Leslie admititally a big one but the thing is Robin has a very simplistic world view so of course she wouldn’t have thought there would have been anegative outcome from seducing Leslie.

      Personally the fact these characters have flaw’s makes them all the more interesting to me.

      • Shade
        Shade
        November 23, 2011 at 5:26 pm | # | Reply

        Exactly! Just because someone personally dislikes a character doesn’t mean everyone does or the character is unlikeable. That’s what makes them human, the fact you can hate dislike some of them and someone else likes them.

        I don’t know about you but I don’t like everyone I meet.

      • lokitsu
        lokitsu
        November 23, 2011 at 7:02 pm | # | Reply

        I find I like almost all of the characters in SP! because of (rather than despite) their flaws.
        The only exception is that Willis guy who shows up in the b/w strips. God he’s annoying. Why doesn’t the cartoonist retcon him or something?

        • The E-man
          The E-man
          November 28, 2011 at 8:21 pm | # | Reply

          OH MY GAWD, I KNOW.

    • Sporkaganza
      Sporkaganza
      December 26, 2011 at 10:41 pm | # | Reply

      Pretty much everyone in this comic is a horrible person, but I still LIKE all of them.

  4. wynne
    wynne
    November 23, 2011 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    Could Mike have *gasp* vulnerabilities?!

  5. Chrisby
    Chrisby
    November 23, 2011 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    That’s not what your mom said last night.

  6. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    November 23, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    GO ROBIN!

  7. Alan Rickman
    Alan Rickman
    November 23, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Looks like Mike ALLLLLLLLLLLMOST gave a fuck.

    • Clemsonuee
      Clemsonuee
      November 23, 2011 at 6:40 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, but then he charged your mom a nickel like they had agreed.

  8. alicemacher
    alicemacher
    November 23, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Fight! Fight! Fight!

    • IS_Wolf
      IS_Wolf
      November 23, 2011 at 1:50 am | # | Reply

      Could also lead to Epic Hate Sex as well.
      She did pull the drama tag after all. :P

  9. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    November 23, 2011 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Robin is deadly serious, must be a sign of the apocalypse.

  10. RaijinK
    RaijinK
    November 23, 2011 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    SWEAR TO ME!

  11. Linkara
    Linkara
    November 23, 2011 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

    O SNAP. =O

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      November 23, 2011 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

      CRACKLE!

      • fellixe
        fellixe
        November 23, 2011 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

        GO FUCK YOURSELF

        • Godly
          Godly
          November 23, 2011 at 12:27 am | # | Reply

          POP!hahahahaohhhhI’m a dick.

        • PedanticJerkass
          PedanticJerkass
          November 23, 2011 at 3:19 am | # | Reply

          Man, you must eat some seriously hardcore breakfast cereal.

          • Godly
            Godly
            November 23, 2011 at 10:43 am | # | Reply

            Eeyup.

          • sir buzzkillington III
            sir buzzkillington III
            November 23, 2011 at 11:28 pm | # | Reply

            snap crackle fuck, part of a balanced breakfast!
            with free toy inside!
            (not for people under age of 18)

            • Godly
              Godly
              November 25, 2011 at 7:15 pm | # | Reply

              The toy is from the new movie Porno: the Billionth!

  12. Compass
    Compass
    November 23, 2011 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Why does it feel like Mike is going to burst to tears?

    • Riku
      Riku
      November 23, 2011 at 1:38 am | # | Reply

      Didn’t he burst to tears in the “Because I love her!” scene?

      I guess Robin has that power over him.

      • Jetstream
        Jetstream
        November 23, 2011 at 7:52 pm | # | Reply

        But he was wasted at the time.

  13. horerczy
    horerczy
    November 23, 2011 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

    She has a point. She can kick his arse.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      May 20, 2012 at 5:34 pm | # | Reply

      And she can kick it at SUPER-SPEED.

  14. Laura
    Laura
    November 23, 2011 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

    Balls.

    I love Robin in that last panel.

    • Mel
      Mel
      November 23, 2011 at 12:38 am | # | Reply

      I know. I mean.. damn… Shit just got serious

  15. Keely
    Keely
    November 23, 2011 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    Robin… <3 I love her right now.

  16. OverlordMikey
    OverlordMikey
    November 23, 2011 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    You tell ‘em Robin :)
    Listen Mike -you’re fun to watch and all – but ya just ain’t father material… perhaps a yet needs to be added there?

    Question is – how will Mike react?

    On A random side note: I miss Mr. Rogers… :(

  17. CodenameY
    CodenameY
    November 23, 2011 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    I think Robin might be Mike’s kryptonite.

  18. meanderling
    meanderling
    November 23, 2011 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    This leaves me wondering who’d win in a fight–Mike or Robin? Mike’s seemingly got strength above a normal abductee level but Robin’s got super-speed above baseline abductee powers. Also, she’s powerful enough to be the Squad 128 replacement for Mike. Either way, it would be a hell of a fight.
    /off topic
    Anyways, I’m always excited for Mike/Amber arcs!

    • John
      John
      November 23, 2011 at 12:31 am | # | Reply

      Mike would win. Or, well, he might not win, per se, but he’d definitely make Robin lose. She could beat his face in, and he’d work it so that it cost her something she valued far more than the brief satisfaction of kicking his ass.

      • T.C.R.M
        T.C.R.M
        November 23, 2011 at 2:12 am | # | Reply

        Mike isn’t some sort of magical dark wizard. He has a good track record of pulling dick moves out of his ass, but let’s not forget that when Walky beat him down, he failed to extract any pound of flesh from him. Robin is faster than the speed of sound, and at least as strong as Mike. Remember that in the Fans crossover, Mike is classified as being about normal with everyone else. He’s tougher and stronger like all abductees, but he isn’t anywhere near Joyce or Walky’s level. Robin would tear him apart before he even knew what was happening.

        • John
          John
          November 23, 2011 at 4:06 am | # | Reply

          “No punch.”

        • Osaru Sensei
          Osaru Sensei
          November 23, 2011 at 4:21 am | # | Reply

          I always pictured Robin as a Fragile Speedster myself. one good hit from Mike would prolly deck her, as not only would his fist carry momentum, but her super-speeding also would add force to the impact – and Robin would be KO’d.

          • Billy
            Billy
            November 23, 2011 at 6:08 am | # | Reply

            The story where she personally handed a beatdown to every member of the Axis of Something would suggest Robin is anything but fragile.

            • IS_Wolf
              IS_Wolf
              November 23, 2011 at 6:47 am | # | Reply

              Problem is, they’re just regular humans.

              Mike isn’t, he’s strong enough to be tossing around concrete or corpses, as if it’s nothing.

              And while I do think that Robin might have the edge in a fight, it’s not going to be a cakewalk by any means.

              • Wack'd
                Wack'd
                May 20, 2012 at 5:38 pm | # | Reply

                Here’s the thing though–Jim also had super-speed.

                Remember Jim? Whilst brainwashed he span around like the Tasmanian devil and JASON, not an abductee but a normal dude, took him out in two moves, bare-handed.

                Assuming Robin and Jim have similar speed, Mike could probably take Robin.

            • Osaru Sensei
              Osaru Sensei
              November 24, 2011 at 9:31 am | # | Reply

              …Lightning Bruiser? *shrug*

          • Wix
            Wix
            November 23, 2011 at 9:30 am | # | Reply

            Ironically from that exact link you just sent, I got this… *clears his throat for the paste*

            •Webcomic example: Robin, from It’s Walky! and Shortpacked!, could probably create a sonic boom if she felt like it. She’s only physically fragile compared to super-strong people like Sal or Beef, though, but her main vulnerability is her emotional and mental stability… Hence, still fragile, just in a different way.

            Sal is martian super powered and Beef is insanely strong even without the buffs (and his weight would make him a freaking wall.) So yeah. She has the same abilities as Mike, only she’s also developed super speed from her extremely high metabolic rate.

            So yeah. She can beat Mike if she really wants to, and the best Mike could do is take shots at her relationship with Leslie which would probably just make her hit harder.

            • Osaru Sensei
              Osaru Sensei
              November 24, 2011 at 9:33 am | # | Reply

              there ya have it, lol. :P

      • Kamino Neko
        Kamino Neko
        November 23, 2011 at 11:33 am | # | Reply

        All he’d need to do that is stand there and take the beating. Then Amber would see Robin beating up her boyfriend, and…oops, yet another leg on Robin’s social table takes a powder.

    • Joraiem
      Joraiem
      November 23, 2011 at 1:26 am | # | Reply

      Man, I don’t even care who wins, I just wanna see this fight. I know a superfight is really out of SP!s norm, but still. Wouldn’t it be freaking awesome?

      • Lordphulish
        Lordphulish
        November 23, 2011 at 3:56 am | # | Reply

        There could be a Secret Wars style tournament!

  19. Ryan
    Ryan
    November 23, 2011 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    Oh shit!

  20. jaystyles
    jaystyles
    November 23, 2011 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

    So we don’t want to piss off Robin

  21. Hello, Mr. Anderson
    Hello, Mr. Anderson
    November 23, 2011 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Hmmm, I guess Robin *IS* the only one who might be able to take Mike, but now I wonder who would win in a fight?

    • Jetstream
      Jetstream
      November 23, 2011 at 7:53 pm | # | Reply

      It’s entirely possible that we’re about to find out.

  22. Confuzor
    Confuzor
    November 23, 2011 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

    FUCK YEAH!!!

    On a secondary note, this is the second time Mr. Rogers has popped up for me today

    • taekwondogirl
      taekwondogirl
      November 23, 2011 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

      That’s an unsettling name to give your John Thomas.

      • Kaci
        Kaci
        November 23, 2011 at 12:40 am | # | Reply

        +5 internets

  23. Romanticide
    Romanticide
    November 23, 2011 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

    I am still on the opinion that it was better that Mike was not near at the moment of snkrs death, but on the other hand I am with Robin at the “he has to try harder”… mmm

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      November 23, 2011 at 12:36 am | # | Reply

      Not actually being present could count as trying harder.

    • Katie
      Katie
      November 23, 2011 at 4:22 am | # | Reply

      Agreed.

  24. NakedDumblydore
    NakedDumblydore
    November 23, 2011 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

    …I think I’m in love. Can I be Robin’s new lesbian?

  25. Ed
    Ed
    November 23, 2011 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

    Well Robin might have super speed, but Mike still has super strength. And he can revive himself.

    • timemonkey
      timemonkey
      November 23, 2011 at 12:36 am | # | Reply

      Strength is fairly useless if you can’t lay a hand on your opponent.

      • JT
        JT
        November 23, 2011 at 1:42 am | # | Reply

        It is when your super-fast opponent is an easily-distracted imbecile. He just needs to take out some string or something shiny and she’ll stand there to get decked.

        • chronicler
          chronicler
          November 23, 2011 at 6:54 am | # | Reply

          “A strong sword arm wins battles, but a keen mind wins wars”
          -Wuunferth the Unliving

          • Cybersnark
            Cybersnark
            November 23, 2011 at 10:24 am | # | Reply

            “Don’t take strategic advice from someone whose epithet is ‘the Unliving.’” –Me

        • timemonkey
          timemonkey
          November 24, 2011 at 12:41 am | # | Reply

          Easily distracted isn’t really a weakness for a speedster. If they want to hurt you, you get hurt before you get a chance to react. Robin could put her fist through him before he could so much as think of how to distract her, let alkone actually shift her attention elsewhere.

      • agent_of_the_8
        agent_of_the_8
        November 23, 2011 at 1:58 am | # | Reply

        Destroy the area around you or cause a seismic quake with super strength when speedster is near, enemy trips on rubble or gets imbalanced, grab them when they stumble, *SLAM* their face down to the earth… repeat last part until foe is unconscious or dead.

        Simple as cake…

        - a_o_t_8.

        P.S.: JT’s method works, too…

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          November 23, 2011 at 2:46 pm | # | Reply

          And it would be funnier, which earns more style points.

      • John Harmon
        John Harmon
        November 23, 2011 at 2:21 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, but when that super fast person is threatening to beat you, they’re not gonna run away from you, because then that would be counterproductive.

        • Aydr
          Aydr
          November 23, 2011 at 2:31 am | # | Reply

          Robin’s seemed to be pretty clearly the more effective fighter in the past. Don’t forget that she has super strength too… Mike is pretty meh as far as abductee powers go.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      November 23, 2011 at 8:05 am | # | Reply

      I’d give Robin the edge in actual combat. She’s too fast to hit. All it’d take is one nanosecond, and she’d have Faz’s head up Mike’s ass.

      Still, Mike would probably win long term. He’d just fine some way to make “Faz’s head is now in my ass” a condition of winning.

      • ryan
        ryan
        November 23, 2011 at 8:47 am | # | Reply

        faz is happy that he was included in this activity.

        • Myrr Disparo
          Myrr Disparo
          November 24, 2011 at 6:22 pm | # | Reply

          Parallel to the Clash, the only comment that matters

    • Zakrael
      Zakrael
      November 23, 2011 at 11:10 am | # | Reply

      I was always under the impression that Mike’s strength and toughness wasn’t anything special by abductee standards. He was definitely portrayed as being physically weaker than Sal, Walky, Beef and the other characters whose “thing” was strength. If he did have an extra abductee power, it was was either being a super-asshole, or somehow linked to his resurrection.

      He’s considerably tougher than a normal human, yeah, but so is Robin (physically, not emotionally). And then Robin also has super-speed.

      Also, even if Mike does have super-regeneration or something as his extra superpower, then that just means Robin can hurt him more without killing him.

      • Garth
        Garth
        November 23, 2011 at 11:51 am | # | Reply

        Mike’s abductee power has always been super corpse-throwing powers.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          November 23, 2011 at 2:48 pm | # | Reply

          I thought his abductee power was that he was such an asshole even death wouldn’t take him, thus making him immortal.

  26. JessiKitty.lol
    JessiKitty.lol
    November 23, 2011 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

    I kinda have to agree with Robin on this one. I know Mike’s an asshole and all, but he definitely should try harder to be more comforting to Amber when she needs it. After all, like Robin said, he IS going to be a husband and a father soon.

  27. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    November 23, 2011 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

    Is Robin beginning to think she can control other people again?

    • Ridureyu
      Ridureyu
      November 23, 2011 at 12:35 am | # | Reply

      I need to add:

      I agree with Robin on this, but does she REALLY think she can exert any real control over Mike… or anybody else?

      Especially since we’ve already seen Mike take a huge physical beating before. LIke it would matter if Robin punched him this time. He can emotionally destroy anybody.

  28. TeslaSunburn
    TeslaSunburn
    November 23, 2011 at 12:37 am | # | Reply

    Robin would beat Mike so hard. he really doesn’t have a chance. For those who don’t remember he’s rocking average abductee speed while she is so fast she was once able to change everyone’s clothing in less then a second.

    Honestly I’d give her the advantage against any abductee except Beef(nigh-industructable), Sal(cause she’s scary) and Walky(for his super secret ultra-tactical mind) after all what the hecks good about super strength against her?

    • JT
      JT
      November 23, 2011 at 1:44 am | # | Reply

      She’s dumb and easily distracted. However, you’re right that she’d win because everyone has a hard-on for overpowered chicks nowadays. Whedon syndrome.

    • IS_Wolf
      IS_Wolf
      November 23, 2011 at 1:53 am | # | Reply

      You’re forgetting Joyce, who has gone toe to toe with Sal and won.
      It’s called: “Beware the Nice Ones” for a reason.

    • John Harmon
      John Harmon
      November 23, 2011 at 2:20 am | # | Reply

      But isn’t Mike the one with super strength?

      • TeslaSunburn
        TeslaSunburn
        November 23, 2011 at 5:33 am | # | Reply

        Everybody has superstrength. Its not impressive.

        • David Willis
          David Willis
          November 23, 2011 at 3:31 pm | # | Reply

          Most abductees have some level of super strength, Robin included. Robin and Mike’s levels of physical strength are on the low end, though.

          • Jewbacca
            Jewbacca
            March 14, 2013 at 4:28 pm | # | Reply

            Then what is Mike’s specific abductee power?

  29. TaZZerath
    TaZZerath
    November 23, 2011 at 12:37 am | # | Reply

    The Black Speech Bubble of Death… its ON NOW!

  30. Aizat
    Aizat
    November 23, 2011 at 12:50 am | # | Reply

    Try harder!!
    No!

  31. Doom Shepherd
    Doom Shepherd
    November 23, 2011 at 12:51 am | # | Reply

    Ditz has a point. When you become a daddy, it’s no longer about knowing your limitations.

    It’s now about exceeding them.

  32. Historyman68
    Historyman68
    November 23, 2011 at 12:57 am | # | Reply

    Better.

    • Mystere9
      Mystere9
      November 23, 2011 at 1:19 pm | # | Reply

      Faster.

      • BEC
        BEC
        November 23, 2011 at 2:43 pm | # | Reply

        STRONGER.

        • Roborat
          Roborat
          November 23, 2011 at 2:50 pm | # | Reply

          But did it really cost 6 million dollars?

          • Wack'd
            Wack'd
            May 20, 2012 at 5:42 pm | # | Reply

            Well, we were able to cut corners on “better”, since that’s much more subjective. That reduced costs by about 15%.

  33. Mister Gray
    Mister Gray
    November 23, 2011 at 12:57 am | # | Reply

    Damn things just went up a notch! I thought she would let it go but I guess the kid gloves are finally off and she is officially pissed. Maybe this has to do with her own past and possibly her childhood I mean what do we know of her parents?

    • Riku
      Riku
      November 23, 2011 at 1:32 am | # | Reply

      That her father slept around

  34. brasca1
    brasca1
    November 23, 2011 at 1:24 am | # | Reply

    Buttmunch? I haven’t heard that one since Beavis and Butt-head. I guess since it’s on again it’s an insult she could pick to use. Oddly enough I agree with Mike. Consoling Amber is not his strength and yet I’d still like to see Amber kick his ass if only for all the past crap he’s pulled.

    • gangler
      gangler
      November 23, 2011 at 8:57 am | # | Reply

      Good idea. It certainly worked really well last time she took that approach. Not sure if I’m prepared to see that face again though.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      May 20, 2012 at 5:44 pm | # | Reply

      Robin says things like “fo’ rizzle” and “this is so babies”. Integrating a pop-culture ref, no matter how outdated, is almost a step up.

  35. Akari
    Akari
    November 23, 2011 at 1:39 am | # | Reply

    Officially loving this.

  36. myfiststhirstfornecks
    myfiststhirstfornecks
    November 23, 2011 at 1:43 am | # | Reply

    Aaaaaand this is why I love Robin

  37. agentksilver
    agentksilver
    November 23, 2011 at 2:06 am | # | Reply

    Yessssssss.

  38. ShifterComic
    ShifterComic
    November 23, 2011 at 2:15 am | # | Reply

    Mike is a chatty lil’ fellow these days.

  39. John Harmon
    John Harmon
    November 23, 2011 at 2:19 am | # | Reply

    Well at least Mike is self aware enough to realize that he would only make things worse. That’s gotta count for something.

  40. John Harmon
    John Harmon
    November 23, 2011 at 2:22 am | # | Reply

    Perhaps not making fun of her and Snkrs is his way of trying harder?

    • |Agent
      |Agent
      November 23, 2011 at 2:43 am | # | Reply

      Maybe, but not harder enough. Robin thinks he could do better, and I figure she’s right.

  41. palaeoemrus
    palaeoemrus
    November 23, 2011 at 3:09 am | # | Reply

    If Mike wants to comfort Amber all he has to do is chug some beers. Right?

  42. HMRC4EVR
    HMRC4EVR
    November 23, 2011 at 3:26 am | # | Reply

    Well, at least now we know who shouted ‘Try Harder’ to the Hasbro panel years ago when they were asked about getting then then-still-delayed Seacons reissue out.

    But she’s got a point.

  43. AliaPie
    AliaPie
    November 23, 2011 at 3:29 am | # | Reply

    Oh god. Shit’s about to go down.

  44. Scoot
    Scoot
    November 23, 2011 at 3:30 am | # | Reply

    shit just got REAL

  45. Cha
    Cha
    November 23, 2011 at 4:02 am | # | Reply

    Shit just got real…

  46. Björn
    Björn
    November 23, 2011 at 4:27 am | # | Reply

    Well, *I* sure got harder. In my pants. For Robin.

    That’s… that’s a first.

  47. Cope
    Cope
    November 23, 2011 at 4:43 am | # | Reply

    Hit him! Hiiiit hiiiiiiiiiim..

  48. chronicler
    chronicler
    November 23, 2011 at 5:57 am | # | Reply

    Robin, Robin. I love the sentiment behind your actions, like always, but sweet crap one of these days you’re gonna have to learn to think things through.

    You were completely fine with the fact that Mike wasn’t gonna be a part of the comforting process when you agreed to take part in it. You’re all shocked to find him in his own home, not participating? It somehow makes a difference whether he’s not participating from ten feet away or from down the street?

    It was implicit in your being asked to do this that Mike wasn’t doing it. That’s why you were needed in the first place. Now you’re bashing heads with the dude, which we’ve never seen to do anything but cause him to dig his feet in the ground. If you felt that this was something Mike should have been doing then the best thing you could have done is simply refrain from stepping into this.

    Amber’s a big girl. She wasn’t gonna fall apart because you weren’t there when her hamster died, and maybe it would have forced them to tackle something that may or may not be a problem in their relationship. If anything though, much like when you acted in Leslie’s defense, your actions right now seem to speak much more poorly of your own esteem for Amber than they do for anything else.

    Also, if I might add, if who can beat up who enters into how a dispute is settled you’re doing it wrong. Which is besides the point, since Mike has never really shied away from a beating to begin with. I’m pretty sure he enjoys it. A wonderful part of the fucked up psyche that is Mike is that he really is asking for a world of hurt and you’d just be giving him what he wants.

    Not like I can’t appreciate how well-meaning you are here. You’ve got a friend who’s looking more vulnerable than ever and this is when her now-fiance chooses to remind everyone he’s an enormous jackass. Your heart’s in the right place, it’s just that your hands and head aren’t. Gotta start coordinating that shit.

  49. Gareth
    Gareth
    November 23, 2011 at 6:03 am | # | Reply

    I wonder if she actually could kick his ass.

    • Jason
      Jason
      November 23, 2011 at 7:21 am | # | Reply

      well, I’m pretty sure she’s just as tough as him, and she’s faster. So I think so.

  50. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    November 23, 2011 at 8:10 am | # | Reply

    Robin, you’re single, bi, and Mike’s parents seem rather open-minded about sex.

    Tell him if he doesn’t try harder you’ll fuck his mom.

    • Wack'd
      Wack'd
      May 20, 2012 at 5:48 pm | # | Reply

      She’s not bi, she’s straight with an exception.

  51. TPTBeyond
    TPTBeyond
    November 23, 2011 at 9:17 am | # | Reply

    Anyone who doesn’t understand how super-speed can be used effectively in a fight, even against a more powerful opponent, should watch the JLU episode “Divided We Fall.”

    • I.S.T.
      I.S.T.
      November 23, 2011 at 9:35 am | # | Reply

      Or learn even the most basic of high school physics.

    • gangler
      gangler
      November 23, 2011 at 11:26 am | # | Reply

      I agree with the general sentiment, but don’t think Robin has quite the degree of speed required to pull off the maneuver you’re referencing. For that matter she could never maintain that kind of speed long enough to pull it off without the aid of an excessive sugar booster, which for her has some pretty severe side effects. The flash she is not.

      For sure though. Even if she didn’t actually have strength and durability on par with Mike’s own, speed can trump strength if the speedster knows what they’re doing. So… you know. If Robin hadn’t pretty much been rendered incapable of coherent thought through the same alien experiments that granted her powers in the first place that would certainly be something.

      …yeah. Probably a good thing she’s got that strength and durability. Not exactly a shining beacon for speedsters to aspire to is she?

      • T Campbell
        T Campbell
        November 23, 2011 at 12:35 pm | # | Reply

        Thing is, the whole point of Wally’s scene in “Divided We Fall” was that he quit screwing around for once and really, really focused. Robin is another speedster who’s distractable and scatterbrained, but she too can focus when it counts– can even be brilliant, when she really wants to. And she’s not at Wally’s level, but Mike isn’t at Brainiac’s or Superman’s either.

        I’d say it basically depends on how much focus Robin brings, and how much long-term strategy Mike brings, to the event. Mike could take eighty punches just to get Amber’s sympathy and instead start convincing her that he really is too twisted to be parents with her. Or Mike could point behind Robin and say, “Look! S’mores!”, making her head swivel, and then put her through a wall, denying all knowledge later.

        • gangler
          gangler
          November 23, 2011 at 1:56 pm | # | Reply

          Definitely. Also, in addition to all that, probably depends on exactly when the fight ends. If it ends with the physical confrontation, that’s one thing, but if they continue to go at eachother afterwards I see that as where Mike gains the advantage, on account of how he’s not bound by Robin’s basic sense of decency.

          Doctor House, when Cuddy started drawing out a conflict longer than she could manage (tried to hit him where it hurts by screwing with his Vicodin).

          “I know when my Vicodin isn’t Vicodin. Do you know when your birth control pills aren’t birth control pills?”

  52. hotsauce
    hotsauce
    November 23, 2011 at 10:31 am | # | Reply

    And if that doesn’t work, Try Hard, With a Vengeance. Still not pulling it off? Live Free or Try Hard!

  53. Rachelle_R
    Rachelle_R
    November 23, 2011 at 10:32 am | # | Reply

    Threats aside, I feel Robin’s point is valid. Yes, it’s a stupid hamster. What happens when Amber is upset because the baby is sick and she doesn’t know what to do? What happens when the child is hurting or sad? Somebody needs to step up, and Mike’s not the kind of man to do it without hurting someone.

    This is why I think Mike and Amber won’t make good parents, at least not together. Amber by herself, maybe. But Mike is just going to fuck everything up, and think it’s funny.

    • Lord Synick XXIII
      Lord Synick XXIII
      November 23, 2011 at 7:33 pm | # | Reply

      Solution: Keep Mike drunk all the time after the birth. Sure, it didn’t work out last time, but I doubt the Britjas will be coming after Amber.

      • Wack'd
        Wack'd
        May 20, 2012 at 5:52 pm | # | Reply

        Except Dina’s death isn’t the reason keeping Mike drunk didn’t work. It’s because Mike eventually forced himself to vomit and Dina eventually realized it was a really shitty thing to do.

  54. sarpiedon
    sarpiedon
    November 23, 2011 at 10:49 am | # | Reply

    ALIEN ABDUCTEE FIGHT!!!!

  55. Saturn
    Saturn
    November 23, 2011 at 10:50 am | # | Reply

    GO ROBIN!!! Woot girl!!

  56. T Campbell
    T Campbell
    November 23, 2011 at 10:58 am | # | Reply

    I’m not gonna harp on the Robin-Leslie thing any more unless absolutely necessary, but I think it’s pretty relevant here, actually.

    Robin seems to waffle between giddiness at Amber and Mike’s impending nuptials (in both the proposal strips, she smiles so hard it looks like her face might split) and rage at Mike for failing to measure up. Now, sure, Amber is one of her best friends, and Mike’s an ass– and by the way, I’m still not quite sold on the concept that Mike and Amber actually “work” as a functional couple, just because they’re both “broken” in interesting ways. It feels to me like Amber’s settling, at least right now.

    Still, that situation isn’t new. So why does Robin have a new attitude about it? Is it the engagement that’s the new element here?

    Or is it that selfish, hurtful, relationship-destroying behavior is kind of a sore point for Robin– and since she can’t think of any way to fix her own, she’s doing everything in her power to correct Mike’s, before it’s too late?

    • Mister Gray
      Mister Gray
      November 23, 2011 at 11:10 am | # | Reply

      perhaps, perhaps, or maybe it has to do with how her father was and maybe sees something in him that reminds her of him and trying to fix it. Or perhaps I’m thinking robin can be that deep.

      • T Campbell
        T Campbell
        November 23, 2011 at 12:05 pm | # | Reply

        Same difference, really. Robin pretty much admitted that her own cheating reminded her of her father’s.

    • Mr. Morningstar
      Mr. Morningstar
      November 23, 2011 at 3:02 pm | # | Reply

      My guess is that Robin thought Mike and Amber wouldn’t last long term.

      But her new attitude is mot likely due to the fact that Amber is pregnant now. And Mike is going to be a dad. I feel that he does need to try a bit harder and Mike not even showing any signs of concern or even attempting to comfort Amber on Snkrs death most likely pushed her over the edge.

      I keep getting the feeling I’m rambling. Am I rambling? :/

  57. Spidermaan
    Spidermaan
    November 23, 2011 at 1:00 pm | # | Reply

    I like how Mike can have different expressions, meaning different emotions… but all of them involve some variant on scowling.

  58. ziggy78eog
    ziggy78eog
    November 23, 2011 at 1:20 pm | # | Reply

    I do not think I have seen Robin be this serious before.

  59. Suzushiiro
    Suzushiiro
    November 23, 2011 at 1:27 pm | # | Reply

    Calling it right now, this is going to climax in an epic superpowered fight between Robin and Mike as Amber is giving birth.

  60. Kristy
    Kristy
    November 23, 2011 at 2:05 pm | # | Reply

    …damn. I am truly impressed. That was some epic calling-him-out-on-his-shit right there.

  61. Sir Robin
    Sir Robin
    November 23, 2011 at 5:36 pm | # | Reply

    Come on people, it’s an Amber storyline, of course everything is going to work out

  62. Kirby-oh
    Kirby-oh
    November 23, 2011 at 6:11 pm | # | Reply

    So, I just finished up to this point without reading anything of the prequels. It was amazing. :D

  63. Matt
    Matt
    November 23, 2011 at 6:26 pm | # | Reply

    Since I haven’t read any of the companion webcomics, can someone tell my why everyone keeps throwing the phrase “alien abductee” around for these characters?

    • Mrelegos
      Mrelegos
      November 23, 2011 at 7:07 pm | # | Reply

      In It’s Walky, Robin and Mike worked for SEMME, a government organisation dedicated to fighting aliens. The Aliens (thats the name of the alien species, no joke) abducted kids and gave them superpowers, as well as the ability to control Alien Tech in order to take over the world by controlling the abductees. SEMME employed the abductees to use against the aliens.
      Robin and Mike were members of Squad 128, who the strip focuses on. Hence why Robin has superspeed (she’s a sugar fueled speedster) and Mike fights a giant frosted honey bun in New York.

  64. James
    James
    November 24, 2011 at 5:49 pm | # | Reply

    Do or Do not. Ther is no try!!

  65. Dibullba
    Dibullba
    November 25, 2011 at 2:55 am | # | Reply

    Anybody else get the thought of “Try Harder” as a meme? Seriously that could work in so many ways with comedic outcomes.

  66. rex mercer
    rex mercer
    November 28, 2011 at 3:19 pm | # | Reply

    Mommy… Robin is scaring me.

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