Shortpacked! by David Willis
Toys are serious business.
Convention appearances:
Calgary Expo Calgary, AB: April 26-28
Phoenix Comicon Phoenix, AZ: May 23-26, 2013
BotCon San Diego, CA: June 28-30
San Diego Comic-Con San Diego, CA: July 18-21
SPX Bethesda, MD: September 14-15
Phoenix Comicon Phoenix, AZ: May 23-26, 2013
BotCon San Diego, CA: June 28-30
San Diego Comic-Con San Diego, CA: July 18-21
SPX Bethesda, MD: September 14-15
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Templar, AZ
The Transformers Wiki
Hail to the Slash
80 page GIANT
Axe Cop
The Book of Biff
Butt-Taco
Comics Curmudgeon
College Roomies from Hell!!!
Diesel Sweeties
Dinosaur Comics
Dr. McNinja
Dresden Codak
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Not Invented Here
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And thus the world trembled…
You hear that?
Bro-fist, son. Nothing else in the world sounds like that.
I love the sound of Bro-fist in the morning
Since when does UC have fists to bro-fist with though?
If he can throw pies, he can brofist. Or is it “bro pies”…?
Sounds like… Victory…
Someday Shortpacked’s gonna end…
An accord has been reached. Lord have mercy on our souls, and god save the queen…. Ah, forget the queen, actually.
oh god, attack the queen: send big dogs after her, that bite her bum
HAHAHAHA welp
I’m non-romantically shipping these two now.
Just because you said “non-romantically” my brain immediately started thinking of romantic ways they could be together. Thanks.
Two words: Gear shift.
See, my first thoughts were Malaya doing her thing in the backseat while UC talked dirty.
Then my mind jumped to Aperture labs where they dumped Malaya’s personality into a car.
Then I had to turn off the computer so I wouldn’t look up “two cars humping” on Google images (Safe Search off, of course).
Oh my gosh. You made me laugh ridiculously.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=two+cars+humping
http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g420/junkyard11/Den-Hartog_1240860c.jpg
If you look at the picture more closely, you’ll see that’s actually a blowjob.
Boy, I shouldn’t post after not having slept the night.
I’m shipping them romantically.
This is somehow touching and terrifying at the same time.
what’s truly terrifying is that violence really was the answer to their problems.
Heynow, if Violence isn’t solving your problems, you’re simply not using enough of it.
If reading webcomics has taught me anything, it is this: As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero.
Now they just need to recruit Mike to create the perfect axis of assholes.
Mike = Germany
Malaya = Japan
UC = Italy
Yeah, I can see UC as the Hetalia of that grouping.
Nah, you can’t really say they’d be countries. More like Malaya would be Tojo, Mike would be Rommel, and UC would be Mussolini.
Aww, I was hoping she’d have bad things happen. Oh well.
Me too. Now I am bored of Malaya again. I hope UC’s fight causes him to explode and kill her, or at least render her a vegetable.
Wonder asshole twin powers, activate!
What is that white creamy stuff on UC’s face?
Actual answer – the pie he was going to throw
Expected answer – wink wink nudge nudge, say no more
….cream?
Haha… I’m never one to have my mind in the gutter… I knew it was the cream pie! And I still had my doubts… XD
“Cream pie,” eh? Sounds to me like youdo have your mind in the gutter.
And I called that I think.
Ahem.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAthatwasawesome.
Thank you for your time.
My reaction exactly!
WHAT IN THE WHAT
Maaaan I wish all fights ended in brofist.
“you killed my father, prepare to die.”
Hmmm…
“No, Luke, I am your father.” *Brofist*
“Mr. Anderson…” *Brofist*
“Get away from her, you bitch!” *Brofist*
“Good…bad…I’m the man with the gun.” *Brofist*
“Look, you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left.” *Bro*-well, I guess it wouldn’t really work in this case.
Still, I think you are on to something.
*BroHeadButt*
I’ve seen better brofists.
UC respects anyone will is willing to pull a knife in a fistfight.
…I’m missing something here, aren’t I?
also, how is it a brofist if one of the fistees is a girl?
According to a friend of mine who claims to be female, women can be bros as well.
‘Cause girlfisting sounds… um…. yeah.
I think the term would be “sisfist.”
Which unfortunately sounds like the technical term for someone who’s a pacifist because they’re a wuss, as opposed to ethical conviction.
Or someone who likes pushing giant boulders up hills forever.
Win.
That was a declarative statement, not an imperative statement, in case you were confused. Which is not to say that you should take this correction as saying that you shouldn’t behave in the manner described by taking the statement in question as declarative. Consider yourself at your liberty to engage in behavior likely to lead to a triumphant result.
Sibfist, maybe?
And thus was born an unholy OTP.
Cue the Malaya x Ultra Car Kiss*Play artwork!
UC’s already nude. What’s the point?
Nah, man. UC could still be stripped.
Nothing like beating the crap out of each other to bring to sadists closer together.
Apparently.
Worked for Mike and Amber. Emotionally speaking.
Nah, Amber is more domme than sadist. She’s all about being in control. Meanwhile, Mike is definitely a sadist, getting off, emotionally anyway, on causing pain and humiliation to others.
Ok. I thought only men bonded like that.
Fool – anyone can bond over the art of beating the crap out of each other – sometimes it’s the only way to know who your true friends are!
True friends will bash you in the face and knife you in the tire anytime – anywhere!
Yippy for unhealthy and dangerous friendships!
That reminds me, as I haven’t seen you posting on PPMB recently, hows the NaNoWriMo project going
Not good – a lot of little things have got in the way and I’m considering giving up and trying again next year…
at the risk of causing a rift in the universe by posting from two months in the future:
Yes. This is why there’s so much hate being spread – she acts like a guy, and lots of people find that scary and threatening.
I would seriously like to know where Malaya managed to pull a knife out from during the fight.
The same pocket dimension anime girls pull huge mallets from, of course.
What’s all that white stuff?
(EDIT) turns out it’s cream.
And I was gonna say mayo.
Come on, you guys, it’s the same pie cream that’s been on Ultra Car’s hood for the past two strips. You know, the pie that Malaya put on Ultra Car’s hood that started this fight? What. In. The. Hell.
It’s the internet. If people can ponder mysterious liquids, they probably will.
It’s cruel to destroy their secret hopes that somehow the goo is semen, no matter how little sense that makes.
Next you’ll be telling them that there’s no Santa Clause.
Or that the mystery liquid that the Ultimate Warrior left on Santa’s chest is milk, not splooge.
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/warrior-xmas/
I think the “Hnn” is throwing them off…
Welcome to the internet. All of us are Hackers. All of us are predators. All of us are Pirates. All of us are deviants. All of us are always right. All of us are vicious, twisted, sadistic, perverted, and rude. None of us are the second grade teacher next door.
Are any of us Nigerian Princes?
Will a bunch of “Princes of the Universe” do?
Honestly? I usually read the strip ~weekly on a slow day at work, so I came across the top image with no knowledge of anything before since the beginning of the chapter.
Yeah.. it looked dirty to me..
We know that, David, but there’s just something about the whole, breathless, clothes-ripped, slowly-flowing-fluids atmosphere in that panel that hints at something more primal and carnal that’s just taken place.
Apparently yesterday’s comic was so awesome it made everyone forget what came before it.
*chokes on drink*
I’d think after all the “Is Ethan gay?” nonsense, that you’d have internalized that a substantial portion of the internet has the retention of a possibly-deceased goldfish, and thus that all your decade+ of carefully crafted continuity is for the benefit of the few and wasted on many.
That’s a lie! it’s obviously spackle or nougat.
You must have known that at least someone would make a bukkake reference when you drew that.
I missed the last two days, and thought something quite different was going on.
Yeah, that was what happened to me as well. I had to go back and read the last few pages to shift my brain away from those unclean thoughts.
Out of context, it does look like the aftermath of Angry sex
..especially with that cream on Ultra Car’s face
Slap slap kiss!
What’s the red stuff on Malaya’s face? Did Ultra Car have a cherry pie and get revenge on her?
… It’s over already?
I was kind of hoping it’d last the rest of the week and just be like a background gag until next Monday.
Yeah I wanted it to last longer too, but I liked how it culminated in a fistbump. This makes me happy anyway.
AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED!
Yelling Bird writes the best fanfiction.
Brofist? They both look like they need a cigarette after this…
D’aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I think this is where Amber comes over and counters their BROFIST with a BROFIRED.
Ooh, nice one Malaya! I wasn’t sure she’d think to stab the wheel.
Looks like she stabbed two wheels.
I am not surprised the fight ended like this.
Craaap.
Also, where are they? Is that a cave?
Ooh, I didn’t notice that! Substantial property damage – those are pieces of walls, baby!
Malaya tied in a fight with a car? Hardcore.
Should’ve seen that coming. o_o
Nooooooooooo!!!
I knew it was the pie. But I decided that it was wiped off, and that Malaya had then splattered Ultra Car with girl semen.
I first had to decide that girl semen existed, of course. I don’t mind having a flawed perception of reality, as long as my thought processes are rational. 8)
First panel needs Rorschach.
“Hrm.”
WONDER TWINS POWERS ACTIVATE! FORM OF….a really bitchy retail worker and a sentient disgruntled automobile!
And so with the seal of a Brofist the dark alliance has been formed.
Nope. There’s not a enough sausage there for it to be a real bro-fist.
According to the terminology guide it would be a mecha-sisfist.
Because of my stupidity. I read this page before the two previous ones.
Therefor
FIST PANEL GAVE ME ONE OF MY SICKEST THOUGHTS TODAY XD
Awesome XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geZSBEi9afo
David,
I’m going to have to wait for your reaction when you see pictures of the long awaited (and alluded to) Sky Shadow…
But it is MY immovable fanon now to consider him a Starscream who has somehow wrestled a reformat/upgrade from Unicron. I say wrestled because it’s also my fanon that Unicron inadvertently upgrades his capacity for treachery in the process and winds up paying for it.
He manages to look like a darker G1 Starscream in Robot mode with 2010 era flourishes like a rounded body and crown and Armada Starscream’s colorscheme superimposed onto Thunderwing.
BROS BROS BROS!
QC reference
. . . OR . . .
I guess hotlinking doesn’t work.
I’m thinking Willis is trying to make us a little more sympathetic and peaceful to Malaya’s character by making her slightly more likable in her friendship with UC.
Brohoof!
Well this just looks dirty. Seriously if Kayla’s pulls out a cig next issue I’m calling OTP.
Gah! :C For a moment I’d hoped Malaya and UC would somehow destroy each other. Now I’m afraid.