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Slag

by David Willis on October 19, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 04 - Remedial Adulthood

└ Tags: ethan, ken, scrap, slag, transformers, transformers prime

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  1. David Herbert
    David Herbert
    October 19, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    And by heart, he means penis, so they can never breed.

    • NakedDumblydore
      NakedDumblydore
      October 19, 2011 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

      The rare Living Darwin Award!

    • CommentSpawn
      CommentSpawn
      October 19, 2011 at 9:38 am | # | Reply

      I’m pretty sure if it’s driven through his heart, he won’t be able to breed either.

      • wererat2000
        wererat2000
        October 20, 2011 at 2:31 pm | # | Reply

        it’s best we don’t risk it

        • Glomoro
          Glomoro
          January 8, 2012 at 3:06 pm | # | Reply

          Clearly what we should have discussed here, going by the gravatars, was impaling him through the muffin.

    • ShadowWing Tronix
      ShadowWing Tronix
      October 19, 2011 at 12:35 pm | # | Reply

      If he’s that concerned about a kids show pseudo-curse, and note I’m a huge TF fan myself, I think nature is going to handle that just fine.

    • I.care.0
      I.care.0
      October 22, 2011 at 12:03 pm | # | Reply

      .. And now I cringe. Thanks.

  2. Fanboy
    Fanboy
    October 19, 2011 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Also, aren’t they just making a conscious decision to not use it going forward? So this is more like Mark Twain’s great-grandchildren writing a follow-up to Finn where they don’t use the n-word?

    • MichaelHaneline
      MichaelHaneline
      October 19, 2011 at 2:36 am | # | Reply

      No.

      • Twelfthfantasy
        Twelfthfantasy
        October 19, 2011 at 12:48 pm | # | Reply

        It is, however, like if Mark Twain had written Tom Sawyer with the N word in it, but then decided to write Huck Finn using a substitute word, assuming neither word had ever actually had any out-of-context offensive meaning known to 95% of the target audience, because he found out, somewhere along the line, that it was an offensive word somewhere, and decided that political correctness was more important than a very minor issue of linguistic continuity in a fictional world with only superficial relation to the real one.

        Frankly, I prefer the linguistic continuity, on the basis that pretty much everything is offensive to SOMEONE, and people shouldn’t be so easily offended by such coincidences.

        • Sadie
          Sadie
          October 19, 2011 at 2:15 pm | # | Reply

          Because when someone tells you that a word you’re using has an offensive meaning and you continue to use it anyway, it’s only a coincidence that they’re offended.

          • JR
            JR
            October 19, 2011 at 6:42 pm | # | Reply

            Well, in a way that’s actually correct. It was indeed a coincidence that English viewers were offended, much as they were when Tiger Woods said he “turned into a total spaz” when he reached the green on a particular hole (“spaz” in Britain means a person with cerebral palsy, while in America it more refers to a character from the movie “Meatballs” and anyone like him).

            But language is not static. It’s malleable; it modulates and grows. Whether a particular word is dropped from a person’s vocabulary is always a judgment call by that person based on (a) how many people claim offense, (b) how worthy their claim appears and (c) how crucial the word’s unique connotations are to the way in which the person communicates. Anyone who grew up calling things “gay” before they had any awareness of homosexuality can probably identify with this sentiment – the word means something to you that has nothing to do with sexual preference, and no other word is quite like it for what you might use it for. The choice then gets made: are there enough people with good cause to be offended such that they counter the word’s utility, either ethically or pragmatically? Everyone has to make this choice for him/herself. Many folks have shifted away from “gay” and started calling things “lame” or “dumb” instead – and one day, perhaps they’ll make a similar shift when disabled people attract enough mainstream attention to demand a stop to the kind of ableist language that they find demeaning.

            Apologies for the wall of text – I just find this subject immensely interesting.

            • Caramellos
              Caramellos
              October 20, 2011 at 6:55 am | # | Reply

              I agree that it’s interesting, but in this case gay is a shorthand, neutral term for homosexual, its use as a slur is context based rather than it mainly being a slur that gets repurposed, unlike the N word in Twain and the British use of slag, which is equivalent to the american term “dirty whore”. Having been raised in an american home with a british family member and now living in England, in my opinion it is definitely a priority that the term not be used in a children’s show.

              It would be somewhat different if the language in question would require retranslation of the show to broadcast it in the native country, as it stands Transformers can and does often just get ported to other english speaking countries as-is. There is a difference between a common cultural misconception among a populace, such as using “gay”/”retarded” before understanding the cultural ramifications, and a highly derogatory slur in modern British English being OKed by professionals and used in an American English program intended to teach/entertain youth.

              Besides that the version of Huck Finn they had my class read in middle school english was the one with the N word edited out – there are versions available for older audiences that don’t edit it out, but I still wouldn’t give one to an 8 year old, who may quite enjoy the book but does not yet understand the weight of such words. Kids are natural mimics, you really want to avoid teaching them words that could cause them serious problems before they’re old enough to understand the broader meaning.

              • Trae
                Trae
                October 20, 2011 at 11:49 am | # | Reply

                While I can see your point, I don’t agree.
                The term “slag” in America, and a number of other (non-British) english speaking countries, and indeed in the dictionary as well, means “Stony waste matter separated from metals during the smelting or refining of ore.” Certainly an appropriate Transformers curse word. Not using a word just because someone turned it into a slang term in another country is ridiculous.

              • vlademir1
                vlademir1
                October 21, 2011 at 2:01 am | # | Reply

                And in not giving it to that hypothetical 8 year old (assuming they’re capable of following the archaic style of a nineteenth century writer in the first place) and including as part of that a discussion on exactly why the word is considered bad you’re shortchanging the poor child. Most kids aren’t idiots and if you explain why a particular word is currently considered bad they are largely capable of the needed understanding to not use it unduly. Mind you the needed understanding of the English language to follow the style of any nineteenth century writer tells me we’re really talking about 10 or 11 year olds, rather than 8 year olds, who are quite a bit more likely to have been exposed to the word from one context or another.

                That aside, retaining the word is a bad thing because we are talking about something that is considered by definition kids programing and parents do tend to go on the offensive when they have to explain terms whose meaning they’re already uncomfortable with to their kids, and I doubt most of us want to return to the days where kids programing felt a need to just talk down to kids.

                • minespatch
                  minespatch
                  January 7, 2012 at 2:43 am | #

                  Funny, when I was reading my copy of Nights with Uncle Remis, and they used the “n”-word, it didn’t offend me. Mainly due to when it was published. Saying words should not be a death sentence on tradition.

        • Jonn
          Jonn
          October 19, 2011 at 7:55 pm | # | Reply

          >people shouldn’t be so easily offended by such coincidences.
          >people should stop having feelings that I don’t want them to have

        • Fanboy
          Fanboy
          October 19, 2011 at 8:16 pm | # | Reply

          But what about choosing the right word? When you write something, you want to use a word that won’t take your audience out of the story. I.e., a word that won’t distract them.

          FWIW, I haven’t heard anyone claim the word, as used in TF, was offensive. Also, I haven’t heard anyone at Hasbro say that the use of “scrap” and the dropping of “slag” was because anyone was offended.

          What I suspect is going on is that Hasbro wants children (who, depending on their age and upbringing, are likely to have heard a few words they shouldn’t have) to focus on the show. If a child gets distracted by an unintentional meaning, they (and their parents) are less likely to buy Hasbro’s toys.

          Obviously, the use of “slag” in previous incarnations of the brand didn’t seem to distract from it’s popularity to much, but why take the chance? I suspect that “linguistic continuity” is less of a priority to Hasbro than regular continuity.

          One last thing: no government seems to have told Hasbro to not use “slag”. Nor is Hasbro telling other people to use slag. Shouldn’t people be able to choose for themselves what words to use? Why does it matter what went into their choice? As long they, and not the government or some other entity, is the one making the choice, I’m going to stand by it.

        • adius
          adius
          October 19, 2011 at 8:53 pm | # | Reply

          Er, no, the point is that it’s utterly unlike anything to do with the N word because nothing in the Transformers franchise has that kind of gravitas, nor should it.

          • GorillaHawk
            GorillaHawk
            October 20, 2011 at 3:13 pm | # | Reply

            It should also be pointed out that swear words change over time.
            If I was to go back in time 20 years I would hear a different set of swear words then I do today.

  3. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    October 19, 2011 at 12:06 am | # | Reply

    As I remember, slag is molten metal, and that character originally had some sort of plasma flamethrower that could reduce an enemy to said state of being. What does Scrap have for a weapon? A car crusher?

    • Andrusi
      Andrusi
      October 19, 2011 at 9:01 am | # | Reply

      There isn’t a dude named Scrap. “Scrap” is replacing “slag” like the fake robot curse word. The Dinobot who was named Slag seems to be called Snarl these days.

      Which is a problem for the Dinobot who was already named Snarl, but honestly? He’s best known for how the movie kept forgetting he existed.

  4. Shade
    Shade
    October 19, 2011 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

    That better be ash or wild rose wood. Best to not take chances.

    • fellixe
      fellixe
      October 19, 2011 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

      Hawthorne for when you mean business.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        October 19, 2011 at 2:31 am | # | Reply

        These ain’t Harry Potter wand references by any chance?

        • Rayna
          Rayna
          October 19, 2011 at 2:35 am | # | Reply

          Er, I thought those were popular wood choices for stakes, actually. I dunno much about vampires, but I hear the word ‘hawthorne’ being bandied when in reference to stakes, at least..

          • Askara
            Askara
            October 19, 2011 at 9:25 am | # | Reply

            That’s because of Hammer Films’ Satanic Rites of Dracula, where they established that hawthorne could kill Dracula. And then Christopher Lee-Dracula gets tangled in a hawthorne bush and dies. For good. At least as far as Christopher Lee was concerned.

            • Syndaryl
              Syndaryl
              October 21, 2011 at 5:02 pm | # | Reply

              The effect goes WAY back further than the Hammer films. Hawthorne is a medieval (and possibly pre-medieval) folk protection from witches and evil magic and demons and hey hey hey. It was part of accounts of vampire put-downs for centuries – the movies took that idea and ran with it… but vampires being killed by being caught up in thorn-wood branches is actually one of the more authentic ideas.

              It just doesn’t come up much because it’s not really very cinematic. It’s that sort of practical, no-nonsense, “this is way safer than fighting vampires” folklore that people come up with that you really shouldn’t make vampire movies about ;)

        • Shade
          Shade
          October 19, 2011 at 3:00 am | # | Reply

          I don’t know about that guy, but I was referencing vampire legends where only certain woods work on them.

        • DannyBoy
          DannyBoy
          October 19, 2011 at 6:43 am | # | Reply

          Its often legend that only a stake made of hawthorn wood would kill a vampire.

  5. Kirby
    Kirby
    October 19, 2011 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

    Birdie looks a lot like Ethan in that second to last panel. xD

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      October 19, 2011 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

      And is it just me or Ethan started having grey hairs now?

      • MichaelHaneline
        MichaelHaneline
        October 19, 2011 at 2:35 am | # | Reply

        It’s not just you, though I think its just supposed to be the light or something.
        Though by this point, I’d think Ethan would be graying.

        • Kirby
          Kirby
          October 19, 2011 at 4:45 am | # | Reply

          Willis mentioned in his Tumblr/Twitter last week that Ethan got a redesign to show that he is starting to gray a bit.

          • Mistervader
            Mistervader
            October 19, 2011 at 10:36 pm | # | Reply

            Didn’t this happen to Hal Jordan? Could this be Parallax?

            • turkishproverb
              turkishproverb
              October 19, 2011 at 11:48 pm | # | Reply

              That would be a funny swerve.

              How old is Ethan at this point anyway? If he’s not in his forties, that’s probably a bit too much hair color change.

              • vlademir1
                vlademir1
                October 21, 2011 at 2:06 am | # | Reply

                Considering I know people who were full on gray in their twenties, I beg to differ.

    • POSIndustries
      POSIndustries
      October 19, 2011 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

      Honestly, I was so used to it always being Ethan in this situation that I didn’t even notice it was El Fuerte until the last panel.

      • Victor Hernandez
        Victor Hernandez
        October 19, 2011 at 12:54 am | # | Reply

        Me too.

    • arjay2813
      arjay2813
      October 19, 2011 at 12:54 am | # | Reply

      now willis is going to make Ken and Ethan related like Faz and Amber simply b/c someone noticed the similarity. on that note, it didn’t occur to me until the final panel like POSIndustries

      • Skrcha
        Skrcha
        October 19, 2011 at 3:04 am | # | Reply

        Ken? You mean M. Bison over there?

  6. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    October 19, 2011 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

    So, is it a shading thing, or has Ethan started to go gray? Seems to have happened rather rapidly; no sign of it before his last three appearances.

    Maybe breaking up with Drew is causing a lot of stress? Or maybe he died his hair, and stopped because he no longer has a boyfriend to look good for?

    How old is he now, anyway?

    • DCHorror
      DCHorror
      October 19, 2011 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

      33, I think. Too lazy to actually look up the reference, but he was complaining about how he was almost as old as Batman and in a few years Batman’s heroes would be the Power Rangers.

      • Oruncrest
        Oruncrest
        October 19, 2011 at 7:33 am | # | Reply

        Batman’s older than 33. He started his (Post-CRISIS, Pre-DCnU) career at the tender age of 25, and it was 12 years between then and when ZERO HOUR happened (according to ZERO HOUR #0). Since then, he went thru 2 more miniature clones Robins and was working on a third, took a year long sabbatical, and was dead for a year. He had to’ve been at least 40 before Barry reset the world.

        I’d explain the Hal Jordan temples by saying that Ethan’s between 38 and 40, but that’s just me.

        DCnU’s Batman is more likely to have Power Rangers as his heroes (although that’s debatable, considering the DCnU’s timeline has ‘Year One’ lasting for five years…

        • DCHorror
          DCHorror
          October 19, 2011 at 7:47 am | # | Reply

          I’ll give you 10-12 years for the robins, depending on how “long” Drake’s run was and 2-3 years beyond that. So 12-15 years between his start and the current day.

          But the statement was based on the fact that Ethan said Batman was 35, because DC and other comic companies have a habit of sticking their characters at a specific age, no matter how many years would have logically passed.

          • Derik
            Derik
            October 19, 2011 at 3:28 pm | # | Reply

            Drake’s run was 5 years. From age 13 to age 17. (Almost 18.)

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      October 19, 2011 at 2:14 am | # | Reply

      Willis mentioned in his tumblr last week that he redesigned Ethan a bit after this last arc. I’d find the post, but I’m lazy.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      October 19, 2011 at 1:57 pm | # | Reply

      Half a day later, and I suddenly realize that I typed “died” instead of “dyed”. I need to stop typing after midnight.

  7. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    October 19, 2011 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

    Slag means molten metal or a huge wad of spit to me.

    I heard of the Bristish meaning but I am more inclined to using terms like slapper than slag.

    • Jimmy Carmine
      Jimmy Carmine
      October 19, 2011 at 4:59 pm | # | Reply

      It’s a regional thing, round my ways it’s not a word you want to use indiscriminately unless you are after a kick in the balls. ;)

    • Caramellos
      Caramellos
      October 20, 2011 at 7:06 am | # | Reply

      As an american in england, I can vouch that it’s a word never used in polite conversation, no matter what part of england you’re in – it has the same weight and vitriol to it as c*nt, which I doubt many would be inclined defend the usage of as a “fake swear” in a cartoon show. if it were a completely different language I’d say don’t worry about it, but british and american english are too close to really let it go.

      • LiamKav
        LiamKav
        October 20, 2011 at 10:29 am | # | Reply

        Where on earth do you live that “slag” has the same level of offensiveness as “c*nt”? It’s not even close. I wouldn’t want either on a children’s TV show, but I’m fairly certain you’d hear “slag” on a 8:00pm showing of Holby City, whereas the other word is extrememly unlikely.

  8. Roshan
    Roshan
    October 19, 2011 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

    I actually agree with the fanboy on this one. PC crap is still PC crap no matter what the subject matter it affects.

    • Shade
      Shade
      October 19, 2011 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

      It’s a cartoon being released internationally? You have to take all the release countries into account. It’s really not a nice word in England and certainly not for a children’s cartoon.

      Hell I remember when both America and England got pissy about an Australian tourism commercial that used “bloody hell”. Apprently that’s a swear to some people.

      • Roshan
        Roshan
        October 19, 2011 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

        It’s not been a nice word in England for a while and it never stopped them in the past. It’s their property they can do what they want, but it’s still just pc bs.

        • dethtoll
          dethtoll
          October 19, 2011 at 12:30 am | # | Reply

          Jesus Christ you’re a piece of work. “They didn’t care in the past, why should they care now?” Are you dense?

          Here are two reasons why you are wrong:

          1) It’s about money. Hasbro is invested in not offending their British market, and they’re not interested in having to have two separate versions for two separate markets that speak the same language.

          2) It’s also about changing social values. “Slag” is considered an offensive word against women, and these days that’s a no-no. Whether you agree with that or not is irrelevant. It’s all about not being a dick; if you’re so damn invested in being a dick, well that’s your problem, but companies have a vested interest in not offending potential customers the same way most people have a vested interest in not making everyone hate them because they’re a dick.

          Class dismissed.

          • brother of chronos
            brother of chronos
            October 19, 2011 at 6:06 am | # | Reply

            Thing is, it’s actually very unlikely to offend this market. Apart from a few nitwits we’re capable of distinguishing context, and aware that words have multiple meanings depending on how they’re being used.

            Besides which, it has become a pretty weak and unused insult these days. Making a controversy about it is only going to strengthen its power.

            • Zakrael
              Zakrael
              October 19, 2011 at 6:20 am | # | Reply

              You do realise that, when you get down to it, Transformers Prime is a cartoon for children, right? “This market” can’t differentiate between different contexts and meanings of potential offensive languages. “This market” is too busy giggling that the big robot that turns into a truck called another big robot a rude word, whilst their parents look on in horror.

              For the unaware, slag in the UK is a derogatory term for a woman who sleeps around. Worse than slut, similar to whore. So yeah.

              • Martin S Smith
                Martin S Smith
                October 19, 2011 at 11:18 am | # | Reply

                I was both a kid and British when Beast Wars aired. I knew that slag was a dodgy word, but that it was being used in a different context in the show. My parents never raised any issue with it. Slag isn’t even a word that can’t air before the watershed and any child watching a show about robots who immediately thinks of promiscuous women rather than molten metal when hearing it already has problems.
                The whole thing is an over-reaction, made worse by Hasbro’s initially blaise response to real and more vociferous concern over the whole ‘Spastic’ issue

              • Derik
                Derik
                October 19, 2011 at 3:35 pm | # | Reply

                slag in the UK is a derogatory term for a woman who sleeps around. Worse than slut, similar to whore

                I always understood slag to mean “A woman akin to an aging street-walker (without actually being one.) Basically a floppy vagina with legs.”

              • brother of chronos
                brother of chronos
                October 19, 2011 at 7:59 pm | # | Reply

                That’s just it, a slag isn’t directly equivalent to a slut. Slag can mean everything from a woman who’s a bit ugly (who may also be a slapper) to something you do to people to put them down. Slagging off is a common accusation when you’re making fun of someone. This urge to ignore subtlety and nuance and declare a word has a single, ugly meaning is something that pisses language nerds such as myself off to extreme levels.

                • Spirit
                  Spirit
                  October 19, 2011 at 8:52 pm | #

                  …Every one of those definitions sounds extremely misogynistic and disgusting to me. I’m sorry, but if somebody calls me a word that means “street walker,” I’m not going to think, “well golly, that wasn’t so bad, at least he didn’t call me a word that means ‘saggy vagina’.”

          • Bibulb
            Bibulb
            October 19, 2011 at 8:31 am | # | Reply

            “It’s all about not being a dick; if you’re so damn invested in being a dick, well that’s your problem,…”

            THANK YOU.

            Whenever I hear someone whining about how “Political Correctness has run amuck – it’s just ruining everything!”, I can’t help but hear that as “People want me to stop being an asshole, and that’s mean!”

            • LogopolisMike
              LogopolisMike
              October 19, 2011 at 9:13 am | # | Reply

              You know why you can’t help but hear that. Because that’s exactly what they are saying. It’s not just a way of interpreting it, but the exact meaning of “Waah, I can’t be politically incorrect anymore” is “I can’t be a racist/sexist/homophobic/offensive asshole anymore and it bugs me.”

              If people want to keep going on doing that, that’s obviously their right. But they shouldn’t pretend it’s anything different than it is. If you’re so worried about use of language and it being toned down, why use a euphemism like ‘politically incorrect’ anyway — you should just stick with the more accurate ‘ability to openly be an asshole’.

              • jayd189
                jayd189
                October 19, 2011 at 10:02 am | # | Reply

                Except at the rate this is going, you won’t be able to call someone an asshole soon. They’ll be an insensitive American.

              • dangermouse
                dangermouse
                October 19, 2011 at 10:12 am | # | Reply

                I kind of want to +1 the three preceding comments

              • Twelfthfantasy
                Twelfthfantasy
                October 19, 2011 at 12:59 pm | # | Reply

                I dunno. Whenever I say stuff like that – and I do – what I’m referring to are primarily situations where it starts becoming an intricate tap dance of doom to avoid stepping on any of the billions of toes in the world. The fact is, there are so many dialectic, cultural, and personal differences in the world that almost anything will be offensive to someone, and there comes a point where you just have to say that the offended party ought not be so easily offended by a coincidental, unintentional, or simply ignorant slip-up. I’m not saying that people shouldn’t take any effort to keep things clean, just that sometimes, those who are offended should accept that no amount of cleaning will remove every particle of dust.

                • Jonn
                  Jonn
                  October 19, 2011 at 8:02 pm | #

                  >what I’m referring to are primarily situations where it starts becoming an intricate tap dance of doom to avoid stepping on any of the billions of toes in the world.

                  Slippery slope, straw man.

            • Jonn
              Jonn
              October 19, 2011 at 8:01 pm | # | Reply

              Actually, sometimes it actually is running amuck. Sometimes it’s just mildy irritating. And sometimes the person complaining really is a dick. The last one is most likely, I admit. Like in this case.

          • Derik
            Derik
            October 19, 2011 at 3:30 pm | # | Reply

            I thought Slapper was more offensive than Slag…

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              October 19, 2011 at 5:09 pm | # | Reply

              It is, and as far as I am aware, the term ‘slapper’ doesn’t have an additional normal nonoffensive meaning the way ‘slag’ does.

              • ShadZ
                ShadZ
                October 20, 2011 at 11:35 am | # | Reply

                I must admit I’m unaware of the slang meaning of ‘slapper’, but of course the word has a non-offensive meaning: one who slaps

    • Laura
      Laura
      October 19, 2011 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

      I think this is less about being PC and more about not shrinking your market.

      • Roshan
        Roshan
        October 19, 2011 at 12:30 am | # | Reply

        The two go hand in hand. If they weren’t worried about shrinking their market, they wouldn’t be pulling a PC move.

        • dethtoll
          dethtoll
          October 19, 2011 at 12:31 am | # | Reply

          Oh just stop before you hurt yourself.

          • Roshan
            Roshan
            October 19, 2011 at 12:37 am | # | Reply

            For someone who talks so much about not being a dick, you don’t do much to avoid being one yourself do you?

            • dethtoll
              dethtoll
              October 19, 2011 at 12:43 am | # | Reply

              Because I’m calling you out on your bullshit, that makes me a dick? Okay then!

              • Roshan
                Roshan
                October 19, 2011 at 12:48 am | # | Reply

                I don’t see how you’ve called out anything? I stated my opinion that I believe Political Correctness affecting media is a load of bs. You disagree with that opinion. Your opinion is different than mine. So how did you call me out? You’re not going to win any arguments against me nor I on you cause we’d be arguing against each others opinion on the matter, which goes nowhere.

                • dethtoll
                  dethtoll
                  October 19, 2011 at 1:18 am | #

                  At what point did “whether you agree with that or not is irrelevant” not get through to you?

                  Give up. You’re wrong, and you don’t get to call me a dick because I’m telling you you’re wrong.

                • Flippitydoopywoo
                  Flippitydoopywoo
                  October 19, 2011 at 2:56 am | #

                  “You’re not going to win any arguments against me”

                  Sorry but… he kinda did.

                • Zelder
                  Zelder
                  October 19, 2011 at 4:49 am | #

                  dethtoll is completely right. People who get mad about things being “too pc” are people who are either 1. bigots 2. idiots 3. have never been discriminated against in their life. Seriously, the “too PC” argument isn’t a real argument. “Why are people getting offended?” Who are you to tell people whether or not they should be offended? Let’s do the non-asshole thing and make everyone feel welcome, yeah?

                • Compulsive Collector
                  Compulsive Collector
                  October 19, 2011 at 8:51 am | #

                  What’s “B.S.” is referring to this as “political correctness,” and “B.S.” is a very kind description. Zelder’s was far more accurate.

              • Jonn
                Jonn
                October 19, 2011 at 8:06 pm | # | Reply

                No, that would be the condescension.

                It is entirely possible to have a valid point and still be a dick about it, and being right doesn’t excuse dickishness, no matter what Hollywood says.

            • Janette
              Janette
              October 19, 2011 at 12:47 am | # | Reply

              Eh, you’re the only dick, and in the wrong, and I want there to me a counter on this website that says “Days Shortpacked has gone without a stupid flamewar in the comments.”

              But where would I get my entertainment. Besides the comic, of course.

              • Doctor_Who
                Doctor_Who
                October 19, 2011 at 8:11 am | # | Reply

                I’ll gladly add such a counter for you. Here it is:
                0

                Come back tommorrow and see if it’s changed ;) .

                • Joraiem
                  Joraiem
                  October 19, 2011 at 12:35 pm | #

                  Oh, it’s even worse in the DoA comment threads, but let’s not get into that.

                  Let’s face it, these issues wouldn’t be controversial if everyone agreed on them. Unfortunately, some people are just dicks, or don’t realize how they offend people. Or they’re old-school fanboys who want everything to be the same. The point is, even if something is done for all the right reasons, there’s always gonna be someone who has an issue with it.

                  At least flamewars around here aren’t shouting matches.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        October 19, 2011 at 5:11 pm | # | Reply

        @Laura: This is the same (British) market that bans the word ninja, make that out what you will.

        • LiamKav
          LiamKav
          October 20, 2011 at 10:33 am | # | Reply

          It did 10 years ago, because it was believed that kids would want to copy the violent kung-fu films of the 70s/80s. It was a bit of a silly idea and doesn’t exist anymore.

          Being wrong about one thing does not make you wrong about something else.

    • The Masked Ndi
      The Masked Ndi
      October 19, 2011 at 5:12 pm | # | Reply

      From the perspective of a writer, I’d want to replace any word if I learned a large section of my intended audience wouldn’t be reading it as I intended. Keeping it the same just seems pointlessly stubborn.

      • Jonn
        Jonn
        October 19, 2011 at 8:08 pm | # | Reply

        But, but, ~*artistic integrity*~!

        I’ve noticed that a lot of people are only against censorship when it’s idea they like are being censored.

  9. Aizat
    Aizat
    October 19, 2011 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

    So, red head dude is a vampire?

    • Platypus
      Platypus
      October 19, 2011 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

      Yes, and Ken and Ethan are the Johnathan Harker and Dr. van Helsing of the toy collecting world.

      • JonahTHD
        JonahTHD
        October 19, 2011 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

        Who is this Ken you speak of? do you mean Zangief, by chance? ;)

    • Romanticide
      Romanticide
      October 19, 2011 at 2:10 am | # | Reply

      Wasn’t somewhere one belief that red heads have high chances of returning as vampires after they died? Maybe this guy is one of those XD

  10. Spammy McSpamster
    Spammy McSpamster
    October 19, 2011 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    And with this, the Jedi – Padawan relationship is born.

    One day Ethan will grow more powerful than you could possibly imagine. Zangeif…probably not so much.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      October 19, 2011 at 8:13 am | # | Reply

      “Ken…you must go to the Dagobah system. There you will find a Walmart I haven’t checked for new toys in several days. If you can, bring me back a Bulkhead.”

  11. DCHorror
    DCHorror
    October 19, 2011 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    You can just see Ryu’s hope for humanity die in the fifth panel.

    • Undrave
      Undrave
      October 19, 2011 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

      On the plus side Hibiki is learning the ropes!

  12. Ter
    Ter
    October 19, 2011 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

    I can’t help but notice the gray in Ethan’s hair, unless it’s due to shading.

    And oh Ken, exposed to the crazy sermons of those weirdo customers.

    • Roshan
      Roshan
      October 19, 2011 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

      I’ve been noticing that too, Ethan is morphing into middle age creepy toy collector.

    • Platypus
      Platypus
      October 19, 2011 at 12:15 am | # | Reply

      Ethan is becoming Reed Richards.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        October 19, 2011 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

        SO Ethan could make the world a better place but won’t for the sake of the storyline??

        • Historyman68
          Historyman68
          October 19, 2011 at 2:18 am | # | Reply

          Hi, have you heard of a website called TvTropes? I believe you might be interested in it!

          • Plasma Mongoose
            Plasma Mongoose
            October 19, 2011 at 2:32 am | # | Reply

            You wouldn’t happen to be talking about the Reed Richards Is Useless trope now, would you? :D

      • Drew
        Drew
        October 19, 2011 at 2:04 am | # | Reply

        ETHAN!

      • Doctor Victor Von Drew
        Doctor Victor Von Drew
        October 19, 2011 at 2:18 am | # | Reply

        ETHAN!!!!

      • David Willis
        David Willis
        October 20, 2011 at 9:41 am | # | Reply

        I’m Batman.

  13. Beefcube
    Beefcube
    October 19, 2011 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    This comic made me love Ken so much more.

  14. Cheesy1
    Cheesy1
    October 19, 2011 at 12:11 am | # | Reply

    You must do this, Dudley. It is the only way to keep his stupidity from spreading like a plague.

    • DCHorror
      DCHorror
      October 19, 2011 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

      No it’s not. It’s not even a way at all. The trick is revoking his license to use the internet.

  15. fellixe
    fellixe
    October 19, 2011 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Ken: “Master Ethan?”
    Ethan:”Yes, Padawan?”

  16. Timinane
    Timinane
    October 19, 2011 at 12:16 am | # | Reply

    Did the guys who name Transformers just look into a British insult book and pick stuff that isn’t common in America?

    I look forward to such names as.

    Autobot Pikey (really annoying middle aged guy who shouts power a lot)

    • Andrusi
      Andrusi
      October 19, 2011 at 9:57 am | # | Reply

      Don’t be so shockwave, you trailbreaking windcharger.

  17. brasca1
    brasca1
    October 19, 2011 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

    It’s got nothing to do with the so-called nanny state. It’s about money. Hasbro doesn’t want to upset British consumers so they use a different imaginary curse word rather than just have an American version and a British version. It’s cheaper to just have one version and market it to both nations. It’s not all that different than World War II games that remove Nazi symbols from all German military units. In America it might run afoul of certain groups, but it’s legal. Not so in Germany and Austria so to avoid making 2 versions the game makers just use historically inaccurate markings.

    • Fanboy
      Fanboy
      October 19, 2011 at 12:39 am | # | Reply

      I’m with you. I might be a nanny state is when the government says you can’t say something. Really, that’s just straight-up censorship.) But it’s definitely not censorship or a nanny state when you choose your words carefully. That’s just good sense.

      • Jonn
        Jonn
        October 19, 2011 at 8:11 pm | # | Reply

        I find it ironic that the existence of a “Nanny State” means, by definition, we’re children.

    • Derik
      Derik
      October 19, 2011 at 3:41 pm | # | Reply

      But removing Nazi symbols from Nazi military units in a historical context is Political Correctness run amok.

      • brasca1
        brasca1
        October 20, 2011 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

        In German and Austria’s case it’s the law since the Nazis were defeated and considering those were the states they were most active in it makes sense. Toy manufacturers don’t do it to be politically correct. They do it to sell toys without having to make separate versions. It’s economic correctness not political.

  18. gaspacho
    gaspacho
    October 19, 2011 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

    I disagree, honestly. They’re both works of fiction, but one is recent and one is a classic. One’s a cartoon, while the other is a novel. One’s art, and one’s entertainment.

    While those are pretty big differences, do they justify a different approach in censoring the two works? I don’t think so. The application of censorship based on perceived quality or artistic merit is unfair honestly, if we want to judge a work on it’s own merits.

    Tl;DR The difference in censorship is arbirtary.

    • shoeboxjeddy
      shoeboxjeddy
      October 19, 2011 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

      It’s not censorship per se if you’re not changing the content of the work, but instead deciding what content to put in there in the first place. For example, if you want to play The Hangover on TV, you have to censor certain words to meet broadcasting standards. If they made a third Hangover and for whatever reason decided NOT to swear in the script, that wouldn’t be censorship. Because they decided to do so and there was never a version that had the content to censor in the first place.

      So wrapping this back in with TF, if they altered old DVDs (and broadcast runs) to say scrap, that would be some (mild) form of censorship. If they decide from now on never to say that word, it’s not censorship. You know, technically.

      • gaspacho
        gaspacho
        October 19, 2011 at 12:36 am | # | Reply

        OK, I guess I used the wrong word. It still is an arbritrary distinction, though. “kid’s show” vs. “classic” is, as MLP-FiM has shown us, is entirely arbitrary.

      • Derik
        Derik
        October 19, 2011 at 3:46 pm | # | Reply

        I believe that’s classed as a low-level “chilling effect” actually. Where censorship of material A causes the makers of material B to censor themselves, to the detriment of material B. (Because lets face it, it’s pretty Goddamn unnatural to have a Hangover movie without some Jesus Titfucking Christ! obscenity.)

    • DCHorror
      DCHorror
      October 19, 2011 at 1:43 am | # | Reply

      Art vs entertainment is arbitrary. Heck, both are based on opinion of what the word means. So the definition in and of itself is arbitrary for both words.

      It sounds like Ken is making an argument about context anyways, not current vs classic. If something you “made up” actually means something offensive, wouldn’t you stop using it. Especially if it didn’t mean what you had been using it to mean?

      • Derik
        Derik
        October 19, 2011 at 4:02 pm | # | Reply

        Except they didn’t nmake Slag up. It means melted metal. There are slag hauling companies, slagheaps and slag furnaces all over. With signs. On the street. Where children could read them!
        And Transformers use it in the molten metal context. And the way they use the term, grammatically, is distinct from the way the offensive slang is used. “She is a slag” is a nonsense sentence in the Transformers context– the word just can’t be applied that way.
        Now, I think Slag is overused in Transformers. Horribly so. But it should remain in the lexicon of available terms, as appropriate.

        As for renaming Slag “Snarl” in Transformers Animated… it’s a different continuity, I don’t mind analogs having different names. But slapping Snarl’s name on his was bound to raise ire. They should have re-named him Scorch or Smelt.

        (You don’t see Prince Albert changing his name.)

        • LiamKav
          LiamKav
          October 20, 2011 at 10:37 am | # | Reply

          I’m fairly certain I’ve managed to go several years without seeing any signs for slag hauling companies, slagheaps and slag furnaces.

          (not saying that they don’t exist, but I imagine that children are far less likely to copy a sign for a factory that, say, something their favourite cartoon character has just said.)

  19. Doom Shepherd
    Doom Shepherd
    October 19, 2011 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

    I call this “offensensitivity.” when you’re so terrified at the possibility that you might offend someone that you cross the line into silliness. The slag (slag! Slag! Slaaaaaaaaaag!) incident is, however, a significantly less egregious example.

  20. lawzlo
    lawzlo
    October 19, 2011 at 12:23 am | # | Reply

    I say that they should change it to a perfectly non-offensive British term, such as “Spotted Dick!”

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 19, 2011 at 12:36 am | # | Reply

      or smegma! :P

      • Garth
        Garth
        October 19, 2011 at 11:50 am | # | Reply

        I would actually seek out and watch Transformers: Prime if Optimus called Megatron a smeghead.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          October 19, 2011 at 5:14 pm | # | Reply

          So would I. :D

  21. Black Drazon
    Black Drazon
    October 19, 2011 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

    So we’ve had robots shouting “Slut!” over and over and over again, at the top of their voices for nigh-on 25 years, with absolutely no relevant context? …I shouldn’t be laughing, but I am. I feel like the time I saw toddler that was saying “Fuck” ad infinitum, except he’s two stories tall, can be heard by everyone for blocks and can turn into a mail truck. In the end, I feel embarrassed for everyone.

    • Historyman68
      Historyman68
      October 19, 2011 at 2:20 am | # | Reply

      +1

  22. ALostProphet
    ALostProphet
    October 19, 2011 at 12:29 am | # | Reply

    Man, ethan went gray quick!

  23. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    October 19, 2011 at 12:35 am | # | Reply

    I, plus many other people, are constantly being offended by all this excessive PC crap, but is anybody ever worried about offending us? NOOOOOOO!

    • Shawn D
      Shawn D
      October 19, 2011 at 2:13 am | # | Reply

      Seams like the only groups of people that is still socially acceptable to mock are fat people, Christians and Scientologists…

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        October 19, 2011 at 2:34 am | # | Reply

        And Scientologists are sue happy.

      • mickeyten
        mickeyten
        October 19, 2011 at 2:50 am | # | Reply

        Don’t forget Appalaichans.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          October 19, 2011 at 3:41 am | # | Reply

          Is that a fancy term for an Apple product addict?

      • Garth
        Garth
        October 19, 2011 at 11:51 am | # | Reply

        Hipsters too.

      • Jonn
        Jonn
        October 19, 2011 at 8:13 pm | # | Reply

        Just white people, Christians, Scientologists, and cis straight men.

        Heaven help you if you’re a cisgendered WASP man. According to the internet, you can’t complain about anything, ever.

        • LiamKav
          LiamKav
          October 20, 2011 at 10:39 am | # | Reply

          Considering that pretty much the entire world is designed and run for the benefit of straight, white males, I wouldn’t complain so much that you can’t tell your “black people are so funny when they do this…” jokes.

    • Andrusi
      Andrusi
      October 19, 2011 at 9:59 am | # | Reply

      I always suspected Mac users thought of themselves as an oppressed minority.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        October 19, 2011 at 5:16 pm | # | Reply

        Considering how hugely iPods and iPhones are so popular are…

      • Jonn
        Jonn
        October 19, 2011 at 8:14 pm | # | Reply

        They are, technically, but Apple recently passed the Net Worth of Microsoft, and Apple are the ones who put limits on their users. They *are* the big face on the screen now.

        • Andrusi
          Andrusi
          October 20, 2011 at 10:17 am | # | Reply

          Did you miss the word “oppressed”?

  24. Disastromatic
    Disastromatic
    October 19, 2011 at 12:39 am | # | Reply

    Great, I’ve always hoped that some day a webcartoonist would accidentally draw me in a strip and it turns out to be this guy.

  25. Janette
    Janette
    October 19, 2011 at 12:39 am | # | Reply

    Ken’s a keeper.

    • Janette
      Janette
      October 19, 2011 at 12:45 am | # | Reply

      Also re: PC stuff. Yes, I think some people go too far, but Hasbro is trying to make money. It’s important not to offend their customers and better to err on the side of caution.

      Mark Twain is a different case because the piece of literature is renowned for reflecting the time period, and editing it to make it less accurate for the sake of being PC makes no sense because in that point in American history, it was a commonly used word. Huckleberry Finn loses it point if it’s no longer reflects the zeitgeist of the time because it was censored–and then it raises the issue of us doing in to different books.

      Oddly, I’m pretty sure Uncle Tom’s Cabin uses that word way more.

      Anyway. Two different cases.

  26. Shard19456
    Shard19456
    October 19, 2011 at 12:41 am | # | Reply

    Is it me, or is Ethan’s Hair getting more and more gray at the bottom?

    • ryan
      ryan
      October 19, 2011 at 8:48 am | # | Reply

      that’s what happens when you reach remedial adulthood.

  27. Kamino Neko
    Kamino Neko
    October 19, 2011 at 12:43 am | # | Reply

    You’ve all convinced me. Let’s do away with censorship, altogether – forget making up swear words that aren’t actually made up, let’s just go all the way and have them say ‘fuck’.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 19, 2011 at 12:47 am | # | Reply

      Just as long as they don’t just keep using fuck all the time, that gets boring really fast.

      • Wackd
        Wackd
        October 19, 2011 at 1:43 am | # | Reply

        It depends on how good an ear you have for dialogue and whether or not the characters in question are between 13 and 35.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          October 19, 2011 at 2:36 am | # | Reply

          There is nothing quite as annoying as people who use the F-word cluster as often as Valley Girls like to say ‘like totally/whateva’.

          • Garth
            Garth
            October 19, 2011 at 11:54 am | # | Reply

            Valley girls? Greetings, strange visitor from 1986!

            • Plasma Mongoose
              Plasma Mongoose
              October 19, 2011 at 5:19 pm | # | Reply

              What are valley girls or their equivient called these days? The only high-schools I deal with these days exist only in webcomics, anime and manga.

              • Garth
                Garth
                October 19, 2011 at 7:27 pm | # | Reply

                Kardashians. HI-YO

                Technically, there are still valley girls, in that there are still girls living in the San Fernando Valley. As far as subculture trends seen as vapid and fashion-oriented, maybe “guidette”? But I’m pretty sure the only people who actually use that term fall under its definition and appear on Jersey Shore. Maybe “emo”, but that’s already kind of dated.

                • Plasma Mongoose
                  Plasma Mongoose
                  October 19, 2011 at 11:02 pm | #

                  Kardashians? Ain’t those the grey spoon-headed aliens from DS9.

  28. BigMadDraco
    BigMadDraco
    October 19, 2011 at 12:50 am | # | Reply

    While I think slag sounds better, Hasbro]s reason for changing it is a legitimate one and the change is rather minor in the scheme of things.

  29. Jessica
    Jessica
    October 19, 2011 at 12:59 am | # | Reply

    Sigh. And slag had such a ring to it… Beast Wars got pretty creative with their mechanical substitutes. One of my favorite involved Rattrap saying Blackarachnia was “about as female as a piston.”

  30. Hello, Mr. Anderson
    Hello, Mr. Anderson
    October 19, 2011 at 1:10 am | # | Reply

    Is Ken seriously still going through the store’s training program? I mean, this should have been first day information, right?

    • Wackd
      Wackd
      October 19, 2011 at 1:37 am | # | Reply

      Given the amount of attention he got early on it’s really not surprising.

  31. Bringer of Derp
    Bringer of Derp
    October 19, 2011 at 1:20 am | # | Reply

    oh, Chun Li, you don’t want to be apprenticed to Ethan. Before you know it you’ll be whining about obscure Batman villains and then Parallax will infect you too!

  32. Súlis Laii
    Súlis Laii
    October 19, 2011 at 1:22 am | # | Reply

    So you portray a thoughtless fool speaking (inaccurately) in anti-government terms, then jokingly propose violence against him as a solution. I take it you’re not an anarchist, to say the least.

    • Andrusi
      Andrusi
      October 19, 2011 at 10:03 am | # | Reply

      I don’t know when “it’s frustrating when people are stupid” became a political viewpoint.

      • Garth
        Garth
        October 19, 2011 at 11:56 am | # | Reply

        When rampant stupidity became a political platform.

        • fellixe
          fellixe
          October 19, 2011 at 8:35 pm | # | Reply

          So November of ’08 after the Santelli rant on CNBC?

          (Sorry, I couldn’t resist)

      • Súlis Laii
        Súlis Laii
        October 20, 2011 at 12:20 am | # | Reply

        That’s funny and all, but i was in no way talking about that aspect of the strip.

        • Greenygal
          Greenygal
          October 20, 2011 at 9:07 am | # | Reply

          Yes, let’s address the aspect of the strip where Ethan threatens violence against someone because they criticized the government. Oh, wait, we can’t do that, because you made it up.

        • Andrusi
          Andrusi
          October 20, 2011 at 10:18 am | # | Reply

          Only because it doesn’t exist. You were certainly trying to.

  33. truelight86
    truelight86
    October 19, 2011 at 1:31 am | # | Reply

    Hey Willis, you were mentioned in the podcast “made of fail” (episode 47). They were talking about your page on the new Starfire. You were practically quoted like an expert witness or something.

    I may or may not have had a moment of (manly) fan-squee… maybe… ^_^

  34. Twinkel13
    Twinkel13
    October 19, 2011 at 1:36 am | # | Reply

    Ethan! your hair! YOUR HAIR!

  35. Patchworkearth
    Patchworkearth
    October 19, 2011 at 2:08 am | # | Reply

    I thought that was Howard for a sec!

    • Shawn D
      Shawn D
      October 19, 2011 at 2:16 am | # | Reply

      Nope, he is Blanka ;-)

      • Patchworkearth
        Patchworkearth
        October 19, 2011 at 3:46 am | # | Reply

        Yeah, no, that’s… that’s not what I meant.

  36. Historyman68
    Historyman68
    October 19, 2011 at 2:24 am | # | Reply

    DOY! Someone said “doy!”

    Also, I really like the comics where characters besides Ethan interact with dumb customers. Amber, Mike, Ken, all bring their own flavor of incredulity.

  37. Historyman68
    Historyman68
    October 19, 2011 at 2:25 am | # | Reply

    Willis, aren’t you worried about offending your English audience by using the word for “slut” as the title of your comic? It’s exactly the same as calling a comic the n word!

  38. Gizen
    Gizen
    October 19, 2011 at 2:28 am | # | Reply

    Completely unrelated to the actual content of tonight’s comic, I gotta say, I’m really liking Ethan with the little bit of grey in his hair. Oddly enough, it actually suits him as a character… Sadly though, it does’nt suit his job position. Aside from his seniority, he doesn’t really have a higher position than Ken or Malaya, despite the fact they just started working there, does he? He acts like he does, but in the end, he’s essentially a nobody slaving away in the retail world. I know Ethan’s commented on his career not really going anywhere, but I have a feeling that he hasn’t actually noticed his own aging yet, and that when he does, he’s going to start having a mid-life crisis. Especially after the breakup with Drew, and the fact that at any given moment he can glance at Amber and see all the different ways her life is progressing forward while he’s stuck in the same place.

    • the_do
      the_do
      October 19, 2011 at 6:12 am | # | Reply

      despite what others might think of their relationship, I don’t think anyone who is willingly getting married to Mike could be said to be progressing.

      • Gizen
        Gizen
        October 19, 2011 at 12:32 pm | # | Reply

        She’s still got a promotion recently and is starting up a family. Regardless of whether it’s a healthy relationship, these are the things most commonly associated with moving forwards in life. Ethan meanwhile is aging (and showing signs of it), while his career goes nowhere and his relationship has just ended. In contrast, he’s not doing so hot.

  39. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    October 19, 2011 at 2:39 am | # | Reply

    But even in England, the word SLAG has more than one meaning, besides the idea that robots are calling each other sluts and molten metal in the same word is just too amusing.

    • Tenzhi
      Tenzhi
      October 19, 2011 at 2:56 am | # | Reply

      Especially if one of them says “Dang, that Slag is hot!”…

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        October 19, 2011 at 3:35 am | # | Reply

        Double Entendre are the highest form of humour after all. :P

    • Sadie
      Sadie
      October 19, 2011 at 12:22 pm | # | Reply

      So does the word “bitch” in America, incidentally.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        October 19, 2011 at 5:22 pm | # | Reply

        Bitch can either be insulting or empowering when applied to a woman these days but is only ever insulting when applied to a man.

        • Garth
          Garth
          October 19, 2011 at 7:29 pm | # | Reply

          I believe the polysemy he was referring to involves canines of the female sex.

          • LiamKav
            LiamKav
            October 20, 2011 at 10:43 am | # | Reply

            I would love to hear “bitch” used in an empowering context, without the use of dramatic-word-meaning-reversal.

  40. K
    K
    October 19, 2011 at 3:20 am | # | Reply

    It’s kinda sweet, how Ethan has taken C. Viper under his wing.

  41. Rasputin Varez
    Rasputin Varez
    October 19, 2011 at 3:24 am | # | Reply

    Ethen, Ken and a sex toy…

    i like where this is going!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 19, 2011 at 5:26 pm | # | Reply

      Nothing cures the unrequited love for a lesbian like some man-sex huh??

      • Rasputin Varez
        Rasputin Varez
        October 20, 2011 at 2:20 pm | # | Reply

        either way, Ken will be having sex with a homosexual

  42. Lothar Hex
    Lothar Hex
    October 19, 2011 at 3:43 am | # | Reply

    As a 26 year old Brit, I have no strong feelings on this one way or the other. To be honest I haven’t heard the word slag used in an insulting way for years. That said I don’t hang around with prostitutes, so…I dunno? If they used Slag, in the context of Transformers I think it would be fine. I can see Hasbro’s point though.

    • Zakrael
      Zakrael
      October 19, 2011 at 6:31 am | # | Reply

      I’m presuming you’ve never seen Eastenders. Or lived in London (or anywhere in the South/South-East, really).

      I haven’t heard it as much as I used to a few years back, but that’s mostly because I no longer associate with the kind of people who say “slag”, even ironically (sidenote: mostly I’ve heard slag used as a term of affection, as in “hey slag, what’s up?”, but then the same group also used bitchtits and fuckface as terms of affection, so don’t take that as normal usage).

      I’ve heard it enough to get the impression it’s still a fairly common insult, though, at least in my area. I think after a brief surge of popularity when Eastenders first introduced the term SLAAAAAAAG to the public, it’s gone back to being a regional thing.

      • Lothar Hex
        Lothar Hex
        October 20, 2011 at 4:20 am | # | Reply

        Can’t stand soaps though I have seen the odd ep (like once in the last 2 years?) and live in the North East. So your’re pretty much bang on.

  43. turkishproverb
    turkishproverb
    October 19, 2011 at 3:59 am | # | Reply

    Just use Frack. Everyone else does. :\

  44. Stu
    Stu
    October 19, 2011 at 4:12 am | # | Reply

    This reminds me of how DC don’t mind using the word “bollocks” in their books right now. I actually mentioned it to Paul Cornell(Demon Knights, Stormwatch) at a signing he did, and he said he did bring it up with them when he wrote it and they didn’t seem to think it was a big deal despite it being a proper swear word over here.

    • brother of chronos
      brother of chronos
      October 19, 2011 at 6:14 am | # | Reply

      Nobody cares about people saying “bollocks”. This is one of the things that actually does piss me off about companies like Hasbro taking this line. People get worked up over things that we, who are supposed to feel offended, don’t actually find offensive is more offensive than anything else I can think of. It’d be like getting all hoity toity about calling a donkey an “ass” in the American market. Would you care about that?

      • turkishproverb
        turkishproverb
        October 19, 2011 at 7:22 am | # | Reply

        No, but parents groups would call for the execution of whoever did it.

        • KKoro
          KKoro
          October 19, 2011 at 10:13 am | # | Reply

          They didn’t seem to care about Shrek doing it, honestly.

          Honestly, I think it would be better to be using it, if only because it’s “confusing” kids into thinking it just means what it, well, literally means. Worked wonders when I was a kid — some twit calls someone else a faggot, and everyone is just bewildered, saying “But they’re not made out of wood, not even a little bit!”

          Best way to get rid of offensive slurs is to defang them, not to live in fear of them.

      • Andrusi
        Andrusi
        October 19, 2011 at 10:10 am | # | Reply

        Funny you should use that example: I don’t recall anyone in Shrek ever calling Donkey an ass, even though I’m pretty sure it happened in the original book.

        • KKoro
          KKoro
          October 19, 2011 at 10:14 am | # | Reply

          They do, in the first one.

          “Where are you going?!”

          “I have to save my ass!”

          • Andrusi
            Andrusi
            October 21, 2011 at 9:24 am | # | Reply

            Then I stand corrected.

      • kijikun
        kijikun
        October 19, 2011 at 10:31 am | # | Reply

        Because it means butt. Seriously ass/butt is not the same as slut/whore.

  45. Vincent
    Vincent
    October 19, 2011 at 4:22 am | # | Reply

    The problem is, everything’s a potential offensive word.

    But cursing can be symptomatic of lazy writing anyway. I don’t feel one way or the other about Transformers (doy! transformers! who cares?) but revamping Huckleberry Finn? Soon enough they’ll be burning the old books because their words are too offensive.

    And yet, we still have old classics filled with rape and protagonists being utter dicks, and everyone’s okay with those – heck, they see some of those books as something to base their moral codes on.

    • Garth
      Garth
      October 20, 2011 at 11:51 am | # | Reply

      Go chimney yourself, broom.

      …no. No, I don’t think that quite works.

      • KKoro
        KKoro
        October 20, 2011 at 2:56 pm | # | Reply

        Because bitch, crapper, faggot, bastard, idiot, moron, and dumb never had any non-offensive meanings, right?

  46. kabbes
    kabbes
    October 19, 2011 at 4:30 am | # | Reply

    I remember watching Transformers as a kid in England. I vaguely remember them using “Slag!”, so it obviously made something of an impact. Saying that, I don’t actually recall it particularly amusing me or anything, so I suspect that even as a pre-pubescent, I was able to understand that words can have different meanings in different contexts.

    • Menamebephil
      Menamebephil
      October 19, 2011 at 5:58 am | # | Reply

      I think you must have just been remarkably mature, because trust me, when our GCSE chemistry teacher started going on about molten slag, you could have sworn Eddie Izzard had just parachuted in based on the class reaction.

      • Zakrael
        Zakrael
        October 19, 2011 at 6:33 am | # | Reply

        Through creative feigning of deafness and “unexpected” interruptions, we made our chemistry teacher repeat the word “slag” 17 times in a row.

        The whole class got detention when she worked out what we had done, but it was totally worth it.

        This is the market Hasbro are attempting to deal with, people.

  47. kabbes
    kabbes
    October 19, 2011 at 4:31 am | # | Reply

    Oh — but I certainly remember that like all British kids, I was WAY more amused by the constant references in Merkin programmes to the “fanny”. Now that certainly has a different meaning in the UK. “Fanny pack” takes on a completely different meaning.

    • coobee
      coobee
      October 19, 2011 at 7:22 am | # | Reply

      Oh god. I remember one show, a cartoon but I don’t recall which, where a parent showed off embarrassing naked-baby photos of his daughter, saying, ‘Look at her waving her little fanny in the air!’ that literally scarred me for some time.

  48. Dr. Z
    Dr. Z
    October 19, 2011 at 7:16 am | # | Reply

    Huh.

    For some reason, ‘slag’ sounds better to my ear then ‘scrap,’ so I guess I’m microscopically saddened by this change…

    …but I want Hasbro to make as much money as they can making kewl cartoons and toys everyone can enjoy, so I’ll deal with this earth shaking change.

    I have to ask, in the UK, does slag also refer to a by-product of smelting ore, or is another word used entirely?

    • coobee
      coobee
      October 19, 2011 at 7:26 am | # | Reply

      It does refer to both, but mostly only adults would know that (except in places with a strong mining history, mainly in the North, where you can see slagheaps here and abouts). Children tend to only know the offensive meaning, as outside of technical use it’s much more common.

      • Dr. Z
        Dr. Z
        October 19, 2011 at 1:01 pm | # | Reply

        Ah. I see.

        Thank you for enlightening me.

  49. Tristan J
    Tristan J
    October 19, 2011 at 7:32 am | # | Reply

    So, on a related note, when will the meme of referring to Ken as a Street Fighter character fuck off and die?

    • Alex Stritar
      Alex Stritar
      October 19, 2011 at 4:11 pm | # | Reply

      Probably when they run out of Street Fighter characters. I think we’re at the point when we’ll have to get obscure.

      • Garth
        Garth
        October 19, 2011 at 7:33 pm | # | Reply

        We ran out of characters ages ago. At this point the first few comments will use the names of the best-known Street Fighter II characters, then people start digging into the obscurities (usually in the following “Don’t you mean *insert other Street fighter character here*?” posts)

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 19, 2011 at 10:59 pm | # | Reply

      I believe that the term ‘When will this meme die’ is also a meme.

      • Tristan J
        Tristan J
        October 19, 2011 at 11:26 pm | # | Reply

        It’s not a meme (at least the bastardised internet version of the term) because I’m not mindlessly repeating something that was mildly amusing the first time in a sad, pathetic attempt to fit in with a limited social group.

        I’m sorry, my bitterness is showing.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          October 20, 2011 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

          No worries! ^_^

          I only mentioned it cos in some parts of the internets, saying things like ‘When will this meme die’ has become memes in their own right… scary isn’t it?

          • Garth
            Garth
            October 20, 2011 at 11:52 am | # | Reply

            It’s the cancer that’s killing /b/.

    • gaspacho
      gaspacho
      October 19, 2011 at 11:05 pm | # | Reply

      As soon as Kairi stops showing up, I guess.

      • Garth
        Garth
        October 20, 2011 at 11:54 am | # | Reply

        Kairi isn’t a Street fighter character.

        • gaspacho
          gaspacho
          October 20, 2011 at 12:35 pm | # | Reply

          Congratulations, you just proved you suck at Street Fighter. He’s a secret character in Street Fighter EX. I guess you were never good enough to unlock him.

          Whether you give shit is optional, but you’re still wrong.

          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_fighter_characters#Kairi

  50. DRM888
    DRM888
    October 19, 2011 at 7:45 am | # | Reply

    Stop drawing me into your comic, Willis!

  51. Zaratustra
    Zaratustra
    October 19, 2011 at 8:19 am | # | Reply

    Johnny Cage is learning from the best.

  52. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    October 19, 2011 at 8:41 am | # | Reply

    I’m probably alone in this, but I actually thing Scrap sounds better.

    More like a curse word, anyway. Rhymes with Crap, which is just naughty enough for a kids’ show to require a substitute. The best fake swears are those that resemble real ones, like Frack and Bastich.

    Slag sounds to me more like a video game term, similar to Frag (not originally a vg term, I know, but that’s it’s most common useage nowadays).

    • Compulsive Collector
      Compulsive Collector
      October 19, 2011 at 8:56 am | # | Reply

      Nope, you’re not alone. I couldn’t agree more about “scrap” sounding better because it’s Transformer for “crap.”

    • Andrusi
      Andrusi
      October 19, 2011 at 10:15 am | # | Reply

      “Scrap” is especially good because it sounds like a curse word and it’s a real word with a real meaning, as real curses tend to be.

      • Timelost
        Timelost
        October 19, 2011 at 12:21 pm | # | Reply

        Slag is also a real word, with multiple real meanings.

        The most common usage is for leftover trash material that remains behind after pure metal is smelted from ore.

        • Andrusi
          Andrusi
          October 20, 2011 at 10:23 am | # | Reply

          I know. I meant it was particularly good in comparison to the examples given, “frack” and “bastich,” which are both just nonsense words.

  53. James
    James
    October 19, 2011 at 9:14 am | # | Reply

    Until rappers stop using it, Mark Twain gets to keep it.

    • Garth
      Garth
      October 19, 2011 at 7:38 pm | # | Reply

      It’s common for a word to be a slur when used by an out-group member, while being acceptable within the in-group it refers to, though. Different context. It’s not exactly being self-deprecating, but it’s similar.

  54. Midarc
    Midarc
    October 19, 2011 at 9:49 am | # | Reply

    They get rid of “Slag” in transformers, but they leave “Samoflange” in thundercats?
    The things people can get away with…

  55. Billy
    Billy
    October 19, 2011 at 9:50 am | # | Reply

    Am I the only one who thought the gag was going to be Ken saying: “I’m sorry, do I know you?” And the red haired guy responding: “What? Oh, I’m sorry, I thought you were the other dark haired guy. I always have these discussions with him. Do you know where he is?” And Ken walking away rolling his eyes saying: “I’ll get him.” While they guy mumbles something like: “Good, I’ve got to hurry home and post this online.”

  56. kijikun
    kijikun
    October 19, 2011 at 10:29 am | # | Reply

    So most of you would rather keep a made up swear word then oh I don’t know, not have cartoon characters yelling out a gendered swear word? I’m pretty sure most of you are adults and can handle not hearing a Transformer yelling slut.

  57. Cargen
    Cargen
    October 19, 2011 at 11:02 am | # | Reply

    Hmmm… brings a whole new interesting light to the term “slag off”

  58. MisterFear
    MisterFear
    October 19, 2011 at 11:12 am | # | Reply

    I’m cool with Hasbro doing away with the word “Slag” in their comics and whatnot because it’s an offensive term to some folks, but why the double standard with their Michael Bay films? Those have alot more offensive foul language and adult situations then you can shake a stick at; and yet they still market them towards children. (Bash Bots, Activators, Go-bots etc.)

    • Shockwave
      Shockwave
      October 20, 2011 at 4:38 am | # | Reply

      because Bay’s offensiveness-laden, agent-pissing, dog-on-dog humping, Wheelie-leghumping, John Turturro-asshot-showing, Devastator-testicles-dangling movies make money.

      Tons of money.

      Delicious money.

      On the other hand, only about a few thousands of oldschool fans care about that single Triceratops Dinobot, and Beast Wars.

      One odd thing is, though, how Animated, in 2007-2008, could use ‘slag’ all the time. I guess the whole british re-inventing of the word was not yet in full effect back than?

      • LiamKav
        LiamKav
        October 20, 2011 at 10:48 am | # | Reply

        Censorship in the UK often works in the manner of “it gets left in until someone complains”. First time Beast Wars was shown, “slag” was left in and then taken out on repeats. Same with Animated. “Slag” all over the initial airings, and then it started to be removed on repeats when (presumably) someone noticed and complained.

  59. Skott
    Skott
    October 19, 2011 at 11:28 am | # | Reply

    How odd that several people have commented that “slag” sounds better as a made-up swear word than “scrap”… Of course it does, it’s a real swear word.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 19, 2011 at 5:00 pm | # | Reply

      But slug is an insult usually reserved for females but as the VAST majority of Transformers are sexually-NONactive males, it seems kinda silly to think that ‘slag’ could be interpreted that way outside of schoolboy humour.

      • Mistervader
        Mistervader
        October 19, 2011 at 10:13 pm | # | Reply

        That’s true, but then, consider that one of the main target demographics of Transformers *are* schoolboys, so schoolboy humor would pretty much be a given.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          October 19, 2011 at 10:57 pm | # | Reply

          They don’t plan on banning the word pussy now are they? That would be the thin end of the wedge.

          • LiamKav
            LiamKav
            October 20, 2011 at 10:49 am | # | Reply

            A made up swear-word matching a real swear word is not the same as a swear word also having a non-swearing meaning. You’re just being obtuse, now.

  60. S5
    S5
    October 19, 2011 at 11:57 am | # | Reply

    Political correctness gone too far again.
    Art only works well if it offends someone. Because when people are offended it means they are thinking.

    • Keed
      Keed
      October 19, 2011 at 1:57 pm | # | Reply

      No.

      Also, can we please leave the phrase “political correctness” in the pile of early to mid-90′s canned conservative stock phrases where it belongs? It doesn’t offend me but it does make me think the user is hilariously out of touch.

    • Tristan J
      Tristan J
      October 19, 2011 at 7:45 pm | # | Reply

      You do realise that

      a) That’s complete BS,
      and
      b) You’re talking about a show intended to _excite and amuse_ children, right? It’s not the movie Philadelphia, it’s not trying to change the way anyone thinks, it’s just trying to be a bit of escapism for half an hour (also: sell toys). Hell, putting in a random out-of-context curse is likely to pull a kid out of the story rather than pull them in. Taking out slag is, artistically speaking, a better idea in this context.

    • Tristan J
      Tristan J
      October 19, 2011 at 7:53 pm | # | Reply

      And all this is entirely besides the point: The characters are replacing real swear words with more robotish words. The entire joke falls down if the characters are, in fact, using real swear words.

  61. Garth
    Garth
    October 19, 2011 at 11:58 am | # | Reply

    Frankly, he should be staked just for saying “Doy”.

  62. MisterFear
    MisterFear
    October 19, 2011 at 12:03 pm | # | Reply

    Yeah, I have to admit it’s not particularly clever anymore. You’ll just have to resign yourself to the fate that everytime the character appears people are going to be falling over themselves in a hurry to post as many “Oh look it’s E.Honda! Hyuk, hyuk!” as they can before the day is out.

  63. Shifty
    Shifty
    October 19, 2011 at 12:14 pm | # | Reply

    I’m sorry, I’m distracted from the story by how vivid that guy’s red hair is… o_O

  64. Krimson
    Krimson
    October 19, 2011 at 12:55 pm | # | Reply

    I once had an agrument with a Furry that likened fursecution to the holocaust. So yeah…

    • Krimson
      Krimson
      October 19, 2011 at 12:56 pm | # | Reply

      An argument too.

    • Derik
      Derik
      October 19, 2011 at 5:17 pm | # | Reply

      In fairness there are some similarities; a single group singled out as uniquely acceptable targets of harassment, running them out of common conversation and driving them into discussion-ghettos, the sickening greasy ash of synthetic fiber as it burns…
      It’s simply a matter of proportion.

  65. Tenn
    Tenn
    October 19, 2011 at 1:44 pm | # | Reply

    Damn it, Cammy, aren’t you enough of an asian Ethan clone without his snarking-at-morons shtick?

  66. G
    G
    October 19, 2011 at 2:11 pm | # | Reply

    He have a point, but Is it really important? Im amazed how fanboys complain about things they agree areirrelevant.

  67. Not now
    Not now
    October 19, 2011 at 4:30 pm | # | Reply

    I detect a hint of strawman.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 19, 2011 at 4:54 pm | # | Reply

      with a suble aroma of hay.

  68. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    October 19, 2011 at 5:32 pm | # | Reply

    The informal uses of slag:
    slag (Brit. slang) tart, whore.

    to slag something or someone off (Slang) criticize, abuse, malign, slam, insult, mock, flame.

    • Shockwave
      Shockwave
      October 20, 2011 at 4:28 am | # | Reply

      And in related news, ‘Tart’ is actually a name of a character from the anime “Eto Rangers’. She is a chicken. :)

      Take that censors. :P

  69. fryshyguy
    fryshyguy
    October 19, 2011 at 5:47 pm | # | Reply

    Just so long as they stop giving ‘Scrap’ it’s own beat like it’s a damn catch-phrase and actually make it sound more like a natural swear I’ve got no complaints.

    Then again, ‘Regular Show’ is rated TV-PG, and Cartoon Network had them cut a scene from an upcoming episode because it used the *word* profanity, I kid thee not. So I’m not holding my breath.

    • Joraiem
      Joraiem
      October 20, 2011 at 7:29 am | # | Reply

      To be fair, for a “PG” show, Regular Show is just begging for the censors to get pissed at them. From what I saw of the first season, it may just be that the higher-ups are keeping a really tight leash because of all the inappropriate stuff that got out then.

      This is an entirely different situation, because Transformers shows have always been kid-friendly. It’s not like Regular Show, where half of the jokes are hidden sex jokes that only the college kids watching will get. If they use “scrap” to behave like a swear normally would, no one’s going to be upset with them about it. Probably.

      • fryshyguy
        fryshyguy
        October 20, 2011 at 9:41 am | # | Reply

        “Probably” is right. It could go either way, I guess. Although I will miss great lines like ‘numb nodes’, and having ‘bearings of chrome steel’.

        As for Regular Show, while it gets away with plenty, it’s TV-PG: it should be allowed to, but as long as it’s promoted for kids, this was bound to happen.

        You have to admit though, cutting a joke where Mordecai and Rigby go to court for being too cool, and having the prosecutor make them swear to tell the truth, only to turn it around and say ‘You heard them, folks! They’re so cool they use profanity!’ is a bit overboard on the censorship.

        • Joraiem
          Joraiem
          October 20, 2011 at 7:06 pm | # | Reply

          Oh, it’s definitely overboard. But it’s probably just a little revenge on the part of those who run the censors. After all, Regular Show is just begging for it. Even if it is PG, it goes overboard.

  70. ColdFusion
    ColdFusion
    October 19, 2011 at 6:45 pm | # | Reply

    Aaand then I stopped reading this comic.
    You are officially an opinionated asshole. Enjoy!
    P.S. you’re attacking the only people who would defend your right to post what you like in your comic. It’s going to be your turn next when they tell you which words you can’t use.

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      October 19, 2011 at 7:25 pm | # | Reply

      Wow… Looks like you completely missed the point — which is that going back and censoring an existing work that uses the language of the time in which it was written is NOT the same thing as Hasbro voluntarily choosing not to use a word (BEFORE the story is written) that may alienate its customers.

      But then, I guess you won’t see this comment, since you said you’re no longer reading this comic…

      • Tristan J
        Tristan J
        October 19, 2011 at 7:30 pm | # | Reply

        You have an awesome username.

        • Michelle J Caboose
          Michelle J Caboose
          October 20, 2011 at 7:36 am | # | Reply

          Thanks.

          (runs off to watch some Red vs Blue)

      • ColdFusion
        ColdFusion
        October 20, 2011 at 12:07 pm | # | Reply

        Well of course I’m going to check the response.
        Pre-censoring is WORSE than censoring after the fact, and if you don’t agree with that you don’t deserve to art. Alienating people is a natural side-effect of being right.
        That and I’m just sick of comics that consist of “Ethan gets yelled at by a strawman” whether I agree with the strawman or not (and I typically do)

        • Tristan J
          Tristan J
          October 20, 2011 at 7:00 pm | # | Reply

          ‘Pre-censoring is WORSE than censoring after the fact, and if you don’t agree with that you don’t deserve to [make?] art.’

          … Seriously? Okay, ignoring you now.

    • Tristan J
      Tristan J
      October 19, 2011 at 7:29 pm | # | Reply

      GUYS

      SOMEONE HAS AN OPINION AND IS WILLING TO SHARE IT

      ATTACKATTACKATTACK

      • Michelle J Caboose
        Michelle J Caboose
        October 20, 2011 at 7:31 am | # | Reply

        Kill it! Kill it with fire!

    • Garth
      Garth
      October 19, 2011 at 7:43 pm | # | Reply

      Wait, how is saying that Hasbro shouldn’t decide to use a different word defending anybody’s freedom of speech? It looks like the opposite to me.

    • Jonn
      Jonn
      October 19, 2011 at 8:18 pm | # | Reply

      Why? He’s not a trade unionist.

    • Moonshine McGee
      Moonshine McGee
      October 20, 2011 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

      My avatar better still be Roadblock because that’s the only way you’re getting a sufficiently dissapproving glare from me over the internet.

  71. Kelvin
    Kelvin
    October 19, 2011 at 6:45 pm | # | Reply

    I re-iterate, Mr. Willis. PLEASE GET KEN AND ETHAN TOGETHER! X)

  72. Akari
    Akari
    October 19, 2011 at 7:54 pm | # | Reply

    I must say, I’m really starting to grow fond of Ken. :D

  73. SBrown
    SBrown
    October 19, 2011 at 10:08 pm | # | Reply

    I didn’t know you didn’t use the word slag in that way in the US…
    If I watched Transformers, even though I know its other usage, I’d probably titter every time they used it.
    Did nobody tell them until now?

  74. Beyla
    Beyla
    October 19, 2011 at 11:35 pm | # | Reply

    Reminds me of the time I was working on a kid’s show. We had a character whose entire gag was losing control of his bowels. Naturally we called him Spastic Colin. Some muckity-mucks told us that “spastic” had nasty connotations in the UK and had to be stricken from the script. I did a find/replace and changed his name to Shitting Pete, with the intention that there would be a brainstorming session to come up with a real name later.

    Someone thought it would be cool to just use what we already had. Needless to say nothing ever came of that.

    • Shockwave
      Shockwave
      October 20, 2011 at 4:03 am | # | Reply

      So, saying ‘shit’ on a kids’ show is not considered offensive nowadays?

      Wow. All I have to say, is… Semprini. (gets dragged away)

  75. Jim Harbor
    Jim Harbor
    October 20, 2011 at 12:56 am | # | Reply

    Ahhh.. Ethan gets an apprentice.

  76. Beacon
    Beacon
    October 20, 2011 at 12:58 am | # | Reply

    Well, I think they’re both blowing this out of proportion but I think I actually agree with the red-headed guy more than Blanka* here.

    *In other news, I just found the Street Fighter Wiki.

  77. Charagon
    Charagon
    October 20, 2011 at 2:45 am | # | Reply

    Hey, you know what else slag means?

    It’s a by-product of metal production, which would be an entirely appropriate curse word for a race of sentient robots.

    Maybe if we used it as it’s meant to be used, we wouldn’t have to worry so much about it being used as slang.

    • Charagon
      Charagon
      October 20, 2011 at 2:48 am | # | Reply

      Also, if we’re going to start editing out words that could be taken out of context by British slang, we may as well start casting all our shows with mimes from now on.

  78. Josito
    Josito
    October 20, 2011 at 2:52 am | # | Reply

    Sorry guys, I am not american. Can you tell me without being “too offensive” what is the “n word”? Is it “nigger”? (that is the only word my English knowledge can imagine)

    • John Harmon
      John Harmon
      October 20, 2011 at 3:53 am | # | Reply

      For shame.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 20, 2011 at 5:11 am | # | Reply

      Yes the infamous n-word in question is nigger and it has become even more offensive/taboo as a word than even the words fuck or cunt used to be even 15+ years ago, the difference is that the n-word is only becomes ultra offensive when a non-black person says it.

      Blacks can use it and in some cases even call each other the n-word but even that depends on which black subculture you belong to.

      I suspect that part of the reason the n-word has become so popular amongst trolls IS because it has become the ultimate swear word in the modern western world.

  79. John Harmon
    John Harmon
    October 20, 2011 at 3:42 am | # | Reply

    The argument is moot anyway. Something is always going to offend someone.

    Chair is harmless, but who knows…somewhere out there chair could be a very offensive swear word.

    If the entire world going to have to start saying “sitting aparatus”?

    …

    Probably.

    • Michelle J Caboose
      Michelle J Caboose
      October 20, 2011 at 7:35 am | # | Reply

      All I have to say to that is…

      …Oh, Belgium.

  80. Shockwave
    Shockwave
    October 20, 2011 at 4:00 am | # | Reply

    Yes. Who cares about the brits and their slang that is only being used for like, 5-7 years? And what’ll we do when they decide to call, I dunno, child molesters “sludge”, and then we’d have to rename another Dinobot? (I won’t even mention what will happen if Hasbro sells Wizard and the new owner will sue for Grimlock’s name, which existed first as a D&D monster… which in turn was a rip-off of HG Wells’ morlocks).

    It’s a fad that’ll go away in a few years, anyway. Who calls gay people faggots anymore, for example? That word has died out too.

    • John Harmon
      John Harmon
      October 20, 2011 at 4:14 am | # | Reply

      Um…no it hasn’t. Plenty of assholes still use the word faggot for gay people.

    • Lothar Hex
      Lothar Hex
      October 20, 2011 at 4:21 am | # | Reply

      There’s a time limit on how long we can use insults? By George I never knew!

      In seriousness, slag has been in the British insult leixcon for as long as I can remember, and I’m 26. I just don;t here it as much these days.

      Also, John is correct.

  81. A Horde of Evil Hipsters
    A Horde of Evil Hipsters
    October 20, 2011 at 4:23 am | # | Reply

    Well, I sure am convinced. “Political correctness” is clearly the root of all evil. Therefore, I propose that the rest of the Dinobots are renamed to complement Slag’s naming scheme. Grimlock should become “Shitcunt”, any suggestions for the rest? “Fucktard” could be one.

  82. Darkflame
    Darkflame
    October 20, 2011 at 6:46 am | # | Reply

    The only stupidity really is humans get offended by words not directed at them at all. Its the context and itention thats offensive, not the word. (and that goes for Nigger, Faggor, Slag…whatever you care to name).

    You can be very rude to someone without using specific words at all, or you can be perfectly unoffsensive and use all of them. Its all about the context.

    • binarypillbug
      binarypillbug
      October 20, 2011 at 7:07 am | # | Reply

      …context? what context? i mean, how could you use words whose only intent is to insult people because of sexuality/race for anything but that?

      (i’m not talking about slag here, i’m talking about the other two words)

      • Darkflame
        Darkflame
        October 20, 2011 at 1:43 pm | # | Reply

        Ironicaly and Joking are the obvious examples when dealing with humans.
        (provided they are, for example, close friends, its not too uncommon. The cliche is black people calling eachother nigger, but it really can go for many other words too. )
        Slag can also be used in another way too, for that mater. (against companys or inanimate objects).
        “He slagged off Sony for the hacking fiasco”, for example.

        To be honest I havnt heard “faggot” used in a pleasent way, but I’m sure theres ones out there.

      • KKoro
        KKoro
        October 20, 2011 at 3:01 pm | # | Reply

        What, you mean how in British slang, “Fag” means “cigarette”, and they say “Can I bum a fag?” ALL THE GOTDAMN TIME?

        Seriously, nearly all swearwords started off as perfectly legitimate words with unrelated meanings.

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      October 20, 2011 at 8:27 am | # | Reply

      +1

  83. Stormy
    Stormy
    October 20, 2011 at 7:41 am | # | Reply

    Free speech means that if Hasbro want to change their writing in the interest of making money, they can. This is a financial, not a moral decision.

    But what I wanna know is … how can people be upset about this bit of word-confusion when the United States still has an entire political party full of TEA BAGGERS? This has been hurting my head for 2 years.

    If the 99%ers organize, I think they should call themselves the Pearl Necklace party, just for balance.

  84. Carl Sagen
    Carl Sagen
    October 20, 2011 at 11:38 am | # | Reply

    Liberals…pft….

  85. Kirby
    Kirby
    October 20, 2011 at 3:17 pm | # | Reply

    People, you’re scaring Willis! He doesn’t want to read his own comments section. >.>

    Which probably happens fairly often….

  86. Ender
    Ender
    October 20, 2011 at 11:25 pm | # | Reply

    There are no bad words, only bad intentions.

    • Rosemarie
      Rosemarie
      October 23, 2011 at 6:17 pm | # | Reply

      While I agree* that the intention with which a word is used is what is important, there are certain words that are used almost all the time with bad intentions, and thus should be kept out of certain things, such as children’s programming.

      On another note, although I myself think the word “slag” as a term for anything other than “molten rock/metal” is silly, that is just because of my personal experience with the word. I think it is important to try not to use words that are offensive to many people in things like children’s shows once you know about it. So I don’t think that it was wrong to use “slag” before somebody said “Hey. Guys. This word means something different in certain cultures…” but afterwards it would be wrong. They cannot just tailor everything to fit American sensibilities and completely disregard the sensibilities of other cultures.

      Man, that was long. Apologies.

      *Sorry, just kind of making an assumption about your meaning, but I think I got it right.

  87. Jake
    Jake
    October 23, 2011 at 3:58 am | # | Reply

    Look on the bright side. Slag will apparently be named Slug for Transformers: Fall of Cybertron. At least it gives me fantasies of him punching Decepticons into submission.

    • Shockwave
      Shockwave
      November 4, 2011 at 6:11 pm | # | Reply

      Slug makes me think he transforms into a gastropod. :)

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