Comments on: Baconator

By: Wazza

Wazza — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 10:55:46 +0000

They have a sex jar. Every time Mike sexes her up, he puts a nickel in it. When it’s full, he spends the money buying the most delicious sandwich he can and eats it in front of a starving homeless orphan.

By: Jarekk

Jarekk — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:39:34 +0000

Metaphorical moms to hamsters count, probably.

By: Chiatroll

Chiatroll — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 01:53:00 +0000

Why is he gaining weight with the constant cardio?

By: T.C.R.M

T.C.R.M — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 00:13:09 +0000

That was god damn amazing. Considering she is planning to marry Mike, and Amber, what with her history and all, I don’t think Jacob revealing his sexual adventure with her mother would even faze her. Amber and Mike are meant to be.

By: Plasma Mongoose

Plasma Mongoose — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 22:59:21 +0000

All the sorrys and the fact that it is his crush saying this might make it worse than even if Mike was the one saying it while kicking him in the balls.

By: Plasma Mongoose

Plasma Mongoose — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 22:56:26 +0000

More likely, Mike will have an unexplained boner.

By: Plasma Mongoose

Plasma Mongoose — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 22:53:09 +0000

Resistance = Voltage / Current.

By: Kelsey

Kelsey — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 22:21:40 +0000

Amber, you’re not very good at this. Let Mike do it.

By: ShamelessMcBundy

ShamelessMcBundy — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 21:19:43 +0000

For a nickel? Or is that reserved for moms?

By: Grimlockimus

Grimlockimus — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 20:05:05 +0000

Jacob tells Amber about getting under cover with her mother.

Amber pissed.

Mike arrives.

Gives Jacob what he deserves.

A bill for a nickle.