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by David Willis on June 20, 2011 at 12:01 am
  • 03 - Fishin' Chicks

└ Tags: malaya, robin desanto

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  1. Jen Aside
    Jen Aside
    June 20, 2011 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Mayala, you’re not making your case any better…

    • David Herbert
      David Herbert
      June 20, 2011 at 2:40 am | # | Reply

      She may or may not receive punchings soon. They may or may not be amusing.

    • Trent
      Trent
      June 20, 2011 at 1:02 pm | # | Reply

      I don’t know why, but I feel like she doesn’t mean “mess with” maliciously.

  2. Kaylee
    Kaylee
    June 20, 2011 at 12:02 am | # | Reply

    Uh-oh, Malaya!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 20, 2011 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

      It all depends on what see means exactly by “Fun to tease?”

      • Zanosuke_Kurosaki
        Zanosuke_Kurosaki
        June 20, 2011 at 8:39 am | # | Reply

        She didn’t say “fun to tease”, she said “fun to mess with.” There is a rather distinct difference between the two.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 20, 2011 at 6:41 pm | # | Reply

          My Bad! But more often than not, it means the same thing.

  3. Stephen Bierce
    Stephen Bierce
    June 20, 2011 at 12:03 am | # | Reply

    *Fills the kiddie pool with butterscotch pudding for the impending throwdown*

    • dangermouse
      dangermouse
      June 20, 2011 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

      Now that’s just going to be REALLY unfair to Leslie.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 20, 2011 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

        But totally awesome for us readers. ^_^

      • Sammy
        Sammy
        June 20, 2011 at 12:43 am | # | Reply

        or leslie would just really love to watch

    • Doom Shepherd
      Doom Shepherd
      June 20, 2011 at 3:06 am | # | Reply

      The future of Leslie will be decided as it should be…

      …in PUDDING KOMBAT!!!

      (cue theme music)

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 20, 2011 at 4:06 am | # | Reply

        Kombat Music

    • gangler
      gangler
      June 20, 2011 at 4:35 am | # | Reply

      Wouldn’t a pudding battleground be an unfair advantage for one of the combatants?

    • Timemonkey
      Timemonkey
      June 20, 2011 at 6:55 am | # | Reply

      Is blood mixed with pudding really that appealing?

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        June 20, 2011 at 8:17 am | # | Reply

        It’s a catfight. The goal isn’t to hurt each other. Whoever provides the most fanservice wins.

        And gets the rest of the pudding.

        • Timemonkey
          Timemonkey
          June 20, 2011 at 2:26 pm | # | Reply

          Doesn’t look like Robin’s in a catfight mood.

          • Doctor_Who
            Doctor_Who
            June 20, 2011 at 11:31 pm | # | Reply

            But she’s never not in a pudding mood.

      • Batgirl1
        Batgirl1
        June 20, 2011 at 12:01 pm | # | Reply

        oooh, Blood Pudding! :D

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 20, 2011 at 6:43 pm | # | Reply

          You mean THIS?

  4. Captain_Cadaver
    Captain_Cadaver
    June 20, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    ROBIN SMASH!

  5. TyrantisTerror
    TyrantisTerror
    June 20, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    This is why Robin’s my favorite.

  6. Ridureyu
    Ridureyu
    June 20, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    Totally off-topic… and yet totally on-topic for Shortpacked.

    I FOUND SPIDER-CAR TODAY!!!!!

    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y185/Ridureyu/forumstuff/spider-car01.png
    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y185/Ridureyu/forumstuff/spider-car02.png
    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y185/Ridureyu/forumstuff/spider-car03.png

    Who is that masked car?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 20, 2011 at 12:52 am | # | Reply

      It’s not Amber, the boot(y) isn’t big enough.

    • ADHadh
      ADHadh
      June 20, 2011 at 11:43 am | # | Reply

      So obviously Galasso.

  7. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 20, 2011 at 12:04 am | # | Reply

    OH NOM NOM!

  8. beeftony
    beeftony
    June 20, 2011 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Robin doesn’t seem to be considering that Leslie might have, y’know, control over her sexual urges. You know, that thing adults have. Neither of them are acknowledging that the choice of who to be with is ultimately Leslie’s.

    • dangermouse
      dangermouse
      June 20, 2011 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

      Robin doesn’t seem to be considering that Leslie might have, y’know, control over her sexual urges. You know, that thing adults have. Neither of them are acknowledging that the choice of who to be with is ultimately Leslie’s.

      IDK, regardless of her self control, it still seems considerate to not put her in a position to be having to control those urges?

      I know that overall as a character Robin tends to be inconsiderate, but by her words it seems like she’s coming from a place of considering and respecting Leslie’s feelings, which for her seems like kind of a step forward!

      • Ridureyu
        Ridureyu
        June 20, 2011 at 12:10 am | # | Reply

        Yeah. To translate f roimc razyrobinskittlespeak, “I stay away from Leslie because I am bad for her, and I do not want her to be tempted to get back together with me, because I would say yes and it would be bad for her.”

        • Mel
          Mel
          June 20, 2011 at 7:04 pm | # | Reply

          YES.. exactly!

      • beeftony
        beeftony
        June 20, 2011 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

        It’s the way she worded it that troubles me. “Sexy times WILL happen” goes way beyond not wanting to tempt Leslie. And it speaks to the larger issue that Robin and Malaya are making this all about who “deserves” Leslie more (Robin’s words last time they spoke) without considering that Leslie is a person who can choose for herself who she wants to be with.

        My point is that while Malaya chuckles to herself about how easy Leslie is to mess with, Robin’s basically saying the same thing and then thinking that she’s the better person because she won’t do it. But that completely ignores the possibility of Leslie being able to resist the temptation.

        In short, they’re both in the wrong here.

        • Ridureyu
          Ridureyu
          June 20, 2011 at 12:26 am | # | Reply

          Yeah, that too. Leslie should just take a third option. Maybe somebody who’s not self-destructive.

          • creativerealms
            creativerealms
            June 20, 2011 at 7:36 am | # | Reply

            This is not the first time in the Walkyverse that someone took a “third option” when she was in two destructive relationships. I don’t want Leslie to take THAT third option.

        • |Agent
          |Agent
          June 20, 2011 at 1:22 am | # | Reply

          Based on Leslie’s Walky-face, and her previous episodes of unabashed PSL, I am not so sure Robin is wrong.

        • dangermouse
          dangermouse
          June 20, 2011 at 1:39 am | # | Reply

          It’s the way she worded it that troubles me.

          IDK, i think when someone’s been in a relationship with someone for a long enough period of time, they’re gonna have a pretty good idea of that person’s weaknesses. It’s like, if one of the characters says that Ethan is gonna lose it over some totally awesome new Transformers toy. It’s just, well, true.

          I mean, it certainly could be that Robin’s wrong, but I don’t think it’s unreasonable of her to think that, even with as much certainty as she does, especially when it comes from a place of not wanting to hurt Leslie any more than she already has.

          • dangermouse
            dangermouse
            June 20, 2011 at 1:51 am | # | Reply

            I mean I do find fault with the way Robin freaking out on Malaya over just like, teasing Les a bit in a way that honestly doesn’t seem like anything more (so far) than harmless flirting, cause that does seem pretty possessive, even if it does come from a place of not wanting to see Leslie get hurt.

    • Sarah
      Sarah
      June 20, 2011 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

      Just because someone has control doesn’t mean it’s pleasant for them to be tempted. Would you flaunt a triple-fudge sundae in front of someone dieting?

      • Despite Rage
        Despite Rage
        June 20, 2011 at 10:06 am | # | Reply

        Yes.
        A thousand times yes.
        And my wife loves/hates me for it.

    • T Campbell
      T Campbell
      June 20, 2011 at 12:28 am | # | Reply

      To be fair, controlling her urges around one of her “sexy rebels” has never exactly been Leslie’s strong suit. It was how long ago that she practically drooled onto Kara Thrace’s signing table?

    • Minder
      Minder
      June 20, 2011 at 12:30 am | # | Reply

      I’m not really sure Leslie does have that kind of self-control, though. Remember, this is the girl who nearly kicked Robin out of the house because she got to the point where she couldn’t handle being ‘just friends.’

  9. dangermouse
    dangermouse
    June 20, 2011 at 12:05 am | # | Reply

    Oh man I love Malaya, but that was some fantastic ownage.

  10. Aizat
    Aizat
    June 20, 2011 at 12:07 am | # | Reply

    ROBIN USED INTIMIDATION!

    • DorrieBelle
      DorrieBelle
      June 20, 2011 at 12:20 am | # | Reply

      It’s super effective !

      (super-hot, too !)

      • Rikushadow5
        Rikushadow5
        June 20, 2011 at 1:44 am | # | Reply

        Rolled a Nat20 there, unless you’re talking about Pokemon.

        Owait, you COULDN’T be, because “Intimidate” in Pokemon is an ABILITY, not a MOVE, and thus cannot be Super-Effective.

        The more you know!!

      • Mel
        Mel
        June 20, 2011 at 7:05 pm | # | Reply

        Yeah. I’m not a big Robin-fan, but I have to say I am going to totally steal that line. Also, I will not be able to look cookies in the face for the next week without bad thoughts

    • Sammy
      Sammy
      June 20, 2011 at 12:55 am | # | Reply

      IT WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE?

      • Thomas
        Thomas
        June 20, 2011 at 6:12 pm | # | Reply

        It was so effective that Mayala died.

        So did Chuck Norris.

  11. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 20, 2011 at 12:08 am | # | Reply

    There has been a lot of lip-biting in both comics as of late, hasn’t there.

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      June 20, 2011 at 12:55 am | # | Reply

      I’m surprised that their lips doesn’t bleed.

    • das-g
      das-g
      June 20, 2011 at 5:59 am | # | Reply

      Surprisingly, up to now everyone’s just been biting their own lips.

  12. Ryan
    Ryan
    June 20, 2011 at 12:09 am | # | Reply

    FUCK YES

  13. Wixvhen
    Wixvhen
    June 20, 2011 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

    I officially love Robin more. Who else could do that and be honest about it? ‘I’m not around her because to flaunt it in front of her would be cruel.’ <— Nobody aside from me and one, maybe two people I know would actually be -that- nice to avoid hurting somebody.

  14. Confuzor
    Confuzor
    June 20, 2011 at 12:13 am | # | Reply

    Robin’s not wearing her usual red-orange undershirt I noticed…

    Also Malaya has bigger boobs according to panel 2.

    • isa
      isa
      June 20, 2011 at 6:37 pm | # | Reply

      Robin has always been portrayed as the “small, pointy style” boobs-type. And appearantly, Leslie is quite fond of this … http://www.shortpacked.com/2009/comic/book-9/07-hello-roz-goodbye-reagan/freeloading/

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 20, 2011 at 6:45 pm | # | Reply

      Larger chest puppies are only an advantage if she has got Boobs Of Steel.

  15. RaijinK
    RaijinK
    June 20, 2011 at 12:14 am | # | Reply

    Well that wasn’t the confrontation I was expecting, but it stays true to Robin’s character that she tries to do the right thing in a strangely misguided way. Surprised Malaya is actually taken aback by this rather than responding with a “wait, what?” look. She must think Robin is literally crazy enough to start eviscerating her at any moment.

    • 1Samildanach
      1Samildanach
      June 20, 2011 at 2:04 am | # | Reply

      Robin IS a superhuman, half alien, former super-soldier who gets seriously trippy if she eats caramel chocolate eggs. And she really does care about her Lesbian.

      • lord of dance
        lord of dance
        June 20, 2011 at 2:55 am | # | Reply

        yeah, but i don’t think anybody actually knows that except for mike and that guy ethan had a crush on

        • Timemonkey
          Timemonkey
          June 20, 2011 at 2:19 pm | # | Reply

          Leslie, Ethan and Ultra Car were present for her defeat of the Axis of Something. And she’s used her speed at least in front of Ethan.

  16. cruncher3019
    cruncher3019
    June 20, 2011 at 12:17 am | # | Reply

    That’s why I hate Malaya, asshole.

    • Thor
      Thor
      June 20, 2011 at 12:34 am | # | Reply

      Because you could see the future and you read today’s strip yesterday?

      YOU’RE AMAZING!

      And I’m sure there are no nuances in this strip that are open to interpretation either.

      MALAYA IS WRONG AND MUST BURN!

      • shoeboxjeddy
        shoeboxjeddy
        June 20, 2011 at 4:34 am | # | Reply

        Can’t they both be true? The strip does have various nuances to consider AND Malaya has to burn?

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        June 20, 2011 at 8:23 am | # | Reply

        To be fair, everything Malaya had done up to this point except her interactions with Leslie had established her as an asshole. Now it seems the one non-asshole thing she has done was just her being a more subtle asshole.

        It’s perfectly understandable that some people didn’t like her even when they thought she was only 90% asshole.

  17. Tekkactus
    Tekkactus
    June 20, 2011 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

    You know, it wasn’t until now, when they’re standing next to one another, that I realized that Malaya is a spiky haired, darker skinned Robin.

    She’s the evil twin!

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 20, 2011 at 12:21 am | # | Reply

      I see, so Malaya is to Robin what Faz is to Amber.

      NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL DRAMA!

    • Ter
      Ter
      June 20, 2011 at 1:03 am | # | Reply

      Yeah, I noticed the similarities just now too.

      Damn you Willis.

    • CWR
      CWR
      June 20, 2011 at 4:11 am | # | Reply

      EXCEPT…except that………..Malaya….has….NO…..EARS!

      Seriously, where are her ears?

      • das-g
        das-g
        June 20, 2011 at 6:18 am | # | Reply

        Also Malaya’s considerably shorter and has a different nose. Didn’t notice the lack of ears so far, but looking through the past strips with her, you seem to be right. In some panels, it could be explained by her hair covering them, but in others not so much.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 20, 2011 at 4:19 pm | # | Reply

        Under her hair like Amber’s.

  18. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 20, 2011 at 12:19 am | # | Reply

    Robin, are you saying that if you flaunt yourself in front of Leslie, she will just forget what you done to her and ravish you senseless?

    Somehow I don’t believe this will be the case.

    • T Campbell
      T Campbell
      June 20, 2011 at 12:24 am | # | Reply

      Nah, she means that if she flaunts her body in front of Les, Les will (eventually) crumble and sleep with her, but without healing the emotional rift between them, that sex would end up only hurting her worse.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 20, 2011 at 1:06 am | # | Reply

        Maybe she might have to visit McAwesomes and see if there are any single ladies for her, you know that they are far more mentally sound at least.

  19. Minder
    Minder
    June 20, 2011 at 12:20 am | # | Reply

    Malaya is hilarious and I want her in the strip forever.

  20. T Campbell
    T Campbell
    June 20, 2011 at 12:22 am | # | Reply

    Ohhhh, Malaya, you reeeally shouldn’t have said that. I’m still not sure it was maliciously meant, but calling Leslie “fun to mess with” has given Robin all the reason she needs to go after you HARD.

    I mean, if you’d kept playing the good-girl game, sticking to your earlier position of “you’re the bad guy here, you hurt her, I’m just hanging out with someone who’s cool and nice to me and mmm sexy,” then you might’ve snuffed out Robin’s righteous indignation until she became resigned to letting you and Leslie happen. Instead, you just poured gasoline on it.

    • Doctor_Who
      Doctor_Who
      June 20, 2011 at 8:41 am | # | Reply

      True, but judging from Malaya’s comment (which to be fair is open to some interpretation), she doesn’t actually want her and Leslie to happen.

      Either she’s straight like Balrog said and is just screwing with Leslie, or she’s bi and up for a more literal sort of screwing with Leslie, but still basically just using her for her own amusement.

      • C
        C
        June 20, 2011 at 8:45 am | # | Reply

        Or, you know, she’s lesbian and screwing with Leslie. Don’t assume that a woman who is only into other women wouldn’t mess with Leslie and have no intention of doing anything.

  21. Jon
    Jon
    June 20, 2011 at 12:25 am | # | Reply

    Malaya learns a valuable lesson in keeping one’s inner monologue actually inner.

    • Thor
      Thor
      June 20, 2011 at 12:38 am | # | Reply

      Just because she’s messing with Leslie doesn’t mean she’s not honestly interested. I imagine it would be quite fun when the person you are seducing give such strong feedback to your subtle advances.

      • Plasma Mongoose
        Plasma Mongoose
        June 20, 2011 at 12:55 am | # | Reply

        That is the vibe I’m getting from her and I will continue to believe this until strong evidences says otherwise.

      • Wizard
        Wizard
        June 20, 2011 at 12:14 pm | # | Reply

        I don’t think flashing boobs really counts as “subtle”.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 20, 2011 at 4:18 pm | # | Reply

          It isn’t like Leslie saw any boobies, she was facing the other way when it happened.

  22. Janette
    Janette
    June 20, 2011 at 12:38 am | # | Reply

    I was really really really hoping Malaya would have more depth then that.

    I mean, she has Fuckface. Fuckface is cool.

    Maybe she just likes being a tease. *crosses fingers for tiny light of hope*

    • Chupi
      Chupi
      June 20, 2011 at 6:28 am | # | Reply

      Like a few others evidently, I’m pretty confident she likes messing with Leslie the same way somebody likes messing with their friend or significant other. Has nothing to do with malicious intent, just having some fun with someone you like being around.

      • Xartarin
        Xartarin
        June 20, 2011 at 1:31 pm | # | Reply

        Same here. I’m hoping Malaya just meant she’s teasing her and not that she’s some kind of mustache-twirling villain introduced just to tick Robin off.

        And speaking of Fuckface, I think she left him with Leslie. She should probably go get him.

      • dangermouse
        dangermouse
        June 20, 2011 at 8:53 pm | # | Reply

        A lot of people seem to be jumping to the worst possible interpretation of anything that Malaya does, on the basis that she’s 1. had trouble getting along with a store full of incredibly odd, frequently unlikeable people, and 2. been maybe 0.00000001% as much of an asshole as Mike, who everyone loves.

    • Wackd
      Wackd
      June 20, 2011 at 1:19 pm | # | Reply

      “I wear an iguana now. Iguanas are cool.”

      • turkishproverb
        turkishproverb
        June 20, 2011 at 4:29 pm | # | Reply

        Not as cool as stetsons.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 20, 2011 at 6:48 pm | # | Reply

          Stetsons also poop way less than hamsters.

      • Janette
        Janette
        June 21, 2011 at 1:43 am | # | Reply

        YES!

  23. mickeyten
    mickeyten
    June 20, 2011 at 12:46 am | # | Reply

    Not classy.

  24. Doctor_Who
    Doctor_Who
    June 20, 2011 at 12:51 am | # | Reply

    When Shortpacked employees take off their blank namebadges, you know shit is about to go down.

    I like to think they don’t say anything because Galasso doesn’t want the authorities to know who his operatives are.

    • HMRC4EVR
      HMRC4EVR
      June 20, 2011 at 12:58 am | # | Reply

      What’s sad is I can seem him saying those EXACT words if the conversational ball ever bounces that wa.

    • Viktor
      Viktor
      June 20, 2011 at 1:47 am | # | Reply

      Best fanon ever.

    • Chupi
      Chupi
      June 20, 2011 at 6:30 am | # | Reply

      That’s… That explanation is just perfect.

    • Wackd
      Wackd
      June 20, 2011 at 1:21 pm | # | Reply

      Willis, this needs to become canon. Like, now.

      Or, y’know, whenever there’s a break in the action. Cuz I don’t want all this madness cut off for a strip about nametags.

      Anyway, make it so.

  25. YakkoRex
    YakkoRex
    June 20, 2011 at 12:53 am | # | Reply

    I love that Robin tosses her badge before her speech. (“I’m not arresting you anymore”.)

  26. Skatie
    Skatie
    June 20, 2011 at 12:58 am | # | Reply

    Robin seems to be channeling Jessie from Toy Story 2 in the last panel. I’m also making a note to work the phrase “Hawk your substandard wares elsewhere” into my regular vocabulary.

  27. 47
    47
    June 20, 2011 at 1:12 am | # | Reply

    DAMMIT WILLIS.

    And I was beginning to -like- Malaya too. I thought that if anything, she was more in to Leslie than vice versa (mainly from her expression the first time she meets her), but now this.

    I AM DISAPPOINT.

  28. Nate Y.
    Nate Y.
    June 20, 2011 at 1:16 am | # | Reply

    Aw, Robin, that’s kinda sweet in a supremely egocentric way.

  29. DrDvd13
    DrDvd13
    June 20, 2011 at 1:24 am | # | Reply

    Robin says that malaya has the substandard goods but malaya is the one with the cleavage line……

    • Timemonkey
      Timemonkey
      June 20, 2011 at 7:09 am | # | Reply

      Boobs are not he only bodypart determined in beauty. Besides, Robin’s a speedster, that means she has a speedster ass, there is no greater form of ass.

      • Doctor_Who
        Doctor_Who
        June 20, 2011 at 8:43 am | # | Reply

        Her legs must be damn nice as well.

  30. Rognik
    Rognik
    June 20, 2011 at 1:25 am | # | Reply

    I’m torn between two comments:
    1. And then they kissed.
    2. I wouldn’t mind eating THOSE cookies. OMNOMNOMNOM!

  31. Rikushadow5
    Rikushadow5
    June 20, 2011 at 1:45 am | # | Reply

    Bitches don’t know ’bout dem Cookies.

  32. Plasma Mongoose
    Plasma Mongoose
    June 20, 2011 at 2:09 am | # | Reply

    So what flavour cookies are you Robin & malaya and can I get a sample?

    • Aizat
      Aizat
      June 20, 2011 at 2:13 am | # | Reply

      Chocolate chip.

      • Chupi
        Chupi
        June 20, 2011 at 6:33 am | # | Reply

        What, no snickerdoodle? I thought this was a comedy.

        • Plasma Mongoose
          Plasma Mongoose
          June 20, 2011 at 4:15 pm | # | Reply

          Snickers has a cookie now?

          I wonder if Fuckface wants a snkrsdoodle. >:D

          • Chupi
            Chupi
            June 22, 2011 at 5:24 am | # | Reply

            Ha I wish… Though snickerdoodles are my favorite cookie. But it just seems perfect pun-wise since it includes snicker and doodle in its name. They’re basically sugar cookies with cinnamon added to the mix.

  33. TheTurnipKing
    TheTurnipKing
    June 20, 2011 at 2:55 am | # | Reply

    Sooner or later Robin and Malaya are going to make out, and Leslie will have a heart attack.

  34. turkishproverb
    turkishproverb
    June 20, 2011 at 3:23 am | # | Reply

    That was…pure.. awesometonium.

    • Joebo
      Joebo
      June 20, 2011 at 11:04 am | # | Reply

      WARNING: do not combine awesometonium with wonderflonium. The results will be legen… wait for it… DARY!

      • Wackd
        Wackd
        June 20, 2011 at 1:22 pm | # | Reply

        *slow clap*

  35. jimfromtx
    jimfromtx
    June 20, 2011 at 4:51 am | # | Reply

    I’m somewhat conflicted on this one. On the one side, I applaud Robin for calling Malaya out on her manipulation, because what she’s doing to Leslie is just wrong. On the other hand, though, Robin assumes *way* too much about herself. Especially after what she put Leslie through. To be honest, I don’t think either of them really deserve her at this point.

    • Malisteen
      Malisteen
      June 20, 2011 at 6:34 am | # | Reply

      “what she’s doing to leslie is just wrong”

      Flirting? Teasing? Flirting and teasing are “just wrong” now? Malaya’s self centered, sure, and this could qualify as sexual harassment, but Leslie could quite easily have Mal fired for it if she wanted. It’s not like Mal has any authority over her.

      • jimfromtx
        jimfromtx
        June 21, 2011 at 4:55 am | # | Reply

        Flirting is one thing, but doing so simply for manipulation purposes (or for that matter, just to screw someone else over)…that’s not just bad, or wrong, it’s badong. No matter who does it.

  36. Chester Sellars
    Chester Sellars
    June 20, 2011 at 5:30 am | # | Reply

    Waaait, are you telling me they’re all lesbians? Well, I still have Ethan’s heterosexuality to hold onto.

  37. Someone or other
    Someone or other
    June 20, 2011 at 6:30 am | # | Reply

    Robin FTW!!!

  38. Malisteen
    Malisteen
    June 20, 2011 at 6:30 am | # | Reply

    It’s fine if Robin wants to make Leslie’s life easier by avoiding her, but this “Leslie was hurt (by me) in a relationship (with me) and therefore to protect her I will make sure she’s never in a relationship again (with anyone else)”, is possessive and stupid to a fault, and as much as people are cheering Robin’s “ownage” of Malaya here, I’ll be cheering Leslie’s ownaga of Robin when she finds out about it twice over.

    • Timemonkey
      Timemonkey
      June 20, 2011 at 7:10 am | # | Reply

      When did Robin say nobody ever could be with Leslie? So far she’s said Mayala shouldn’t be with Leslie.

      • Daibhid C
        Daibhid C
        June 20, 2011 at 7:36 am | # | Reply

        Not even that; Mayala’s admitted she’s no intention of being with Leslie, and his just messing with her, and that’s what’s enraged Robin.

        • Malisteen
          Malisteen
          June 20, 2011 at 11:56 am | # | Reply

          Since when are ‘messing with’ someone and being romantically interested in them different things? Hell, if anything there seems to be rather a lot of overlap there, especially in walkyverse.

          And yeah, Malaya’s a bit of a self centered jerk, but Robin doesn’t know that. Robin doesn’t know anything about her, and was immediately hostile as soon as she knew Malaya was interested in Les.

          It’s not Robins job or place to screen Les’s love life. Robin has been a jerk, and is continuing to be one, and totaly deserves the chewing out Les is going to give her when she finds out.

          • airfox
            airfox
            June 21, 2011 at 12:12 am | # | Reply

            Man, what comic have you been reading? Robin was hostile after she found Malaya was interested in Leslie? Robin was hostile AFTER Malaya called her a slut without even knowing her, and after Malaya mocked her.

            -airfox

        • gwalla
          gwalla
          June 20, 2011 at 1:04 pm | # | Reply

          She said she liked messing with her, but where did she say she had no interest in actually getting with her? It’s pretty obvious that Malaya’s attracted. I think the most you can conclude is that she’s not interested in a serious relationship.

  39. Chrisby
    Chrisby
    June 20, 2011 at 7:23 am | # | Reply

    The plot thickens.

  40. C
    C
    June 20, 2011 at 8:47 am | # | Reply

    At this point I think Malaya is straight and just messing with Leslie because she’s bored/wants to mess with Robin. Just because she’s not interested in Ken doesn’t mean she’s not straight, she’s just not into Ken.

    I don’t know why everyone assumed she was into girls. That may not be the case at all.

    • Strephon
      Strephon
      June 20, 2011 at 8:25 pm | # | Reply

      Because of the way she instantly lit up with a huge smile as soon as she met Leslie, even before knowing she liked girls or had any connection to Robin?

  41. izzatrix
    izzatrix
    June 20, 2011 at 9:01 am | # | Reply

    Ah, no worse than dozens (hundreds?) of things Mike has done to “mess with” pretty much everyone. Then again if you’re being compared to Mike you’re probably not a very nice person.

  42. Joe
    Joe
    June 20, 2011 at 9:14 am | # | Reply

    “I am the friggin’ cookies!”

    That NEEDS to be a tattoo…

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 20, 2011 at 4:09 pm | # | Reply

      “I am going to toss your cookies” needs to be the response. :D

  43. Ash
    Ash
    June 20, 2011 at 10:28 am | # | Reply

    God, I hope Robin bashes Malaya’s pig nose even flatter than it is now.

    If it’s even possible.

  44. Riku
    Riku
    June 20, 2011 at 10:34 am | # | Reply

    Calling it now:
    Malaya hooks up with Faz
    Malaya is only half Asian (if ya know what I mean *wink wink nudge nudge say no more*)

    • Platonix
      Platonix
      June 20, 2011 at 12:12 pm | # | Reply

      If you’re going where I think you are with that, you should be aware that Faz’s flavor of Asian and Malaya’s flavor of Asian are completely different.

      • Wackd
        Wackd
        June 20, 2011 at 1:24 pm | # | Reply

        But Galasso doesn’t know that.

        • Wackd
          Wackd
          June 20, 2011 at 1:25 pm | # | Reply

          Probably.

      • Riku
        Riku
        June 20, 2011 at 1:50 pm | # | Reply

        Amber’s dad is white (I think) and we happen to know that he likes Asian chicks, so it still could happen.

  45. ProtonCon
    ProtonCon
    June 20, 2011 at 11:00 am | # | Reply

    Know your place Malaya.

    • Malisteen
      Malisteen
      June 20, 2011 at 11:59 am | # | Reply

      More like “know your place, Robin”, specifically that “relationship gate-keeper for the ex-girlfriend who’s heart you broke” isn’t it.

      • Taratron
        Taratron
        June 20, 2011 at 5:26 pm | # | Reply

        Amen. I used to think Robin was at least somewhat decent, and now every strip has her foaming at the mouth trying to protect Leslie from someone. Even though she’s been, so far, the worst poison for the lass, Robin seems to have it in mind that she and she alone is awesome for Leslie and everyone else is, as we put it, trash. Robin, get over yourself, let Leslie have her own life, and why don’t you find a job somewhere else while you’re at it? Do you really need to work at the same store your ex does while you try to convince everyone they are dirt beneath her feet?

  46. Hogan
    Hogan
    June 20, 2011 at 11:08 am | # | Reply

    Robin…. Robin…. Robin… thank you for proving that I was never wrong in naming you my favorite :)

  47. Rick2Tails
    Rick2Tails
    June 20, 2011 at 12:20 pm | # | Reply

    I suddenly crave cookies!

  48. Gaelinic
    Gaelinic
    June 20, 2011 at 1:01 pm | # | Reply

    I think this is my second post. I just needed to congratulate you on a truly original and great quote with the cookie monster line. I now need to figure out how to work that one into a conversation.

  49. skies
    skies
    June 20, 2011 at 1:19 pm | # | Reply

    Malaya + Robin hatesex?

    • Plasma Mongoose
      Plasma Mongoose
      June 20, 2011 at 4:06 pm | # | Reply

      If only…

  50. Aslee
    Aslee
    June 20, 2011 at 2:00 pm | # | Reply

    See, to me, in the first panel Malaya looks more fond than vindictive. It doesn’t really seem like she’s playing with Les’s feelings just so she can… more like how friends affectionaty embarrass each other cruely.

    Like how some people stand up in the middle of the caf and yell out your most random secret.

    A lot of people show ‘affection’ this way, apparently. Especially, I hear, sexy people. Not that I would know anything about being sexy.

    • Zanosuke_Kurosaki
      Zanosuke_Kurosaki
      June 20, 2011 at 3:32 pm | # | Reply

      The issue is that these two have still basically just met. There is nowhere near the level of bonding that the type of “affectionate teasing” you’re describing tends to entail. …and now that I’m looking at the level of teasing you’re talking about, I’m a tad concerned.

      As well, Malaya had some poor word choice. “Mess with”, rather than “tease.” There -is- a very large difference between the two, and “mess with” is more like say, the “I’m only kidding” that someone tacks on -after- saying something rather cruel. Like in Tangled, when her “mother” would say something like “look at that gorgeous woman in the mirror. Oh, and you’re there, too.” That’s messing with. Teasing would’ve put it much better. No one likes to see others being messed with, that’s why Robin is pissed. Because Malaya ain’t showin’ affection, she’s seeing what she can get away with.

  51. Brendan
    Brendan
    June 20, 2011 at 2:43 pm | # | Reply

    The psychological self-preservation is strong with this one.

  52. hooblyboobly
    hooblyboobly
    June 20, 2011 at 4:53 pm | # | Reply

    It’s “Hock” not “Hawk”

    • Gordon
      Gordon
      June 20, 2011 at 10:54 pm | # | Reply

      Actually, no. Hock means “to pawn.” Hawk, in this context, mean to sell or peddle.

      So a pawn shop owner hawks hocked items.

  53. Stephen
    Stephen
    June 20, 2011 at 5:43 pm | # | Reply

    I must say it seems Malaya has a past history with Robin. Can anyone tell me where? I’ve been a bit lost.

    • Stephen
      Stephen
      June 20, 2011 at 5:44 pm | # | Reply

      And why do I keep getting Roadblock.

      • Strephon
        Strephon
        June 20, 2011 at 8:29 pm | # | Reply

        If you’re using a random Gravatar (rather than one you make yourself), you get the same one each time until a new one is added to the mix and they’re randomly shuffled.

  54. Broketoon
    Broketoon
    June 20, 2011 at 5:52 pm | # | Reply

    Uh-oh, the button has come off! run for the hills!

  55. isa
    isa
    June 20, 2011 at 6:43 pm | # | Reply

    Oh God, Robin – I love you. I saw someone use a #TeamRobin hashtag on Willis’ twitter and I’m so joing that!
    For #TeamRobin!

  56. James
    James
    June 20, 2011 at 7:56 pm | # | Reply

    This has “Restraining order evidence” all over it.

  57. Eri
    Eri
    June 20, 2011 at 9:29 pm | # | Reply

    Oh Snap!

  58. Head Alien
    Head Alien
    June 20, 2011 at 9:46 pm | # | Reply

    Robin’s going into walkerton rage mode hahahahaha!

  59. Batfangirl!
    Batfangirl!
    June 20, 2011 at 11:01 pm | # | Reply

    YEAH ROBIN!!

    Get out get out get out stupid Malayaaa

  60. Gnarlee
    Gnarlee
    June 22, 2011 at 8:45 pm | # | Reply

    Adore the dialogue of the last panel.

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